[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

"In short, everyone is here to play, so don't be so serious! You can call me anything, whether it's "Xiao Hei" or "Dark Flame Field Abyss Flame Dragon Destroys Magnetic Explosion Heaven and Man Return to One", even "Black Flat Angle Shorts" I can take it calmly. "

"You can accept it, but we can't shout it out!" Aomine Daiki complained loudly while standing on the edge of the boat.

"Excuse me, can I change someone?" I turned my head and shouted, "It's getting dark and I can't see his face at all!"

"Hey--"

"Or change the name of the ship, such as "the earthy president who loves roses but insists on doing aquatic business". "

"The name is stinky and long, and it doesn't make any sense at all!" Qingfeng Dahui was tired of complaining, and his hand holding the railing was also sore, "Where's May?"

"Oh, she should drink tea at the uncle's place... The words mean that you are the one on the boat!"

Before that, I went back to the company on purpose to explain my funeral, bah, and my work plan for the evening before slowly catching up with the boat.I talked nonsense with Qingfeng who was standing on the side blowing, and I finally jumped from the small boat to the cruise ship with my computer bag on my back. I felt as strong as I was when Luffy passed by Nami for the first time: "Just now Which friend asked me to bring the computer along the way?"

Hearing that, someone raised his hand at the tables where he was sitting in the front half of the giant cruise ship drinking coffee and watching the excitement: "Here, thank you."

Having completely accepted the setting of this cruise ship party, I ran over with drooping fish eyes, silently grabbed my computer bag and began to dig out, after a long while, I finally found a black cuboid from inside: "Ah, no, this is Zhang Yun's purpose. Black Magic Book Remake 35.0."

"..."

Throwing the hard-shell book with a magic circle on the cover to the brown-haired woman who was drinking tea, I reached into the computer bag again, and this time I found a silver box.

"No, that's my favorite silver box Rubik's Cube!" Suede cried out nervously.

"..."

I reached into my computer bag again, and this time I managed to pull it out... a bag of beige burritos, still steaming with the aroma of scallions.

"Whose hand pancakes are these! Why are you stuffing everything in them!" The person waiting for the computer finally couldn't help shouting, "Do you all put food and electronic products together?"

"It seems that it was delivered by the takeaway boy I met on the road just now. He said that someone on the boat ordered hand pancakes, so I brought them with me." I explained seriously.

The blue-purple-haired young man who had been silent at first suddenly held a coffee cup and said, "Thank you, I placed the order half an hour ago."

Sitting on the concave shape of the bow, Atobe couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you guys think of my uncle's cruise ship!!!"

Yukimura Seichi put down his coffee cup and took the still-warm pancakes, and smiled softly: "I just heard that his family has been open for ten years, and it appeared in this issue of "Ace Gourmet Quest."

"Eh, is that so?" Momoi Wuyue exclaimed while holding hot cocoa.

No one took care of the trace department, he was too poor.Do you want to rule the world even if you are ignored by others... What a great spirit this is!I was so moved that I put the computer on the small round table with noodles and tears. I took a closer look at the young man who needed to use the computer with dark green bangs and light amber eyes below. At first glance, he looked like a cat.

"……You are?"

He stopped typing, glanced at me distractedly, and said coolly, "Echizen Ryoma."

I am familiar with this friend!

"Ham, don't you understand this?" Xuzhi slumped in the soft seat, hugging the pillow in his arms, "Compared with the fighting environment inside, children must prefer the quietness and peace of our Sea Breeze School."

...?

How come you have a faction when I'm absent for a few hours?You should explain clearly what happened inside!

Zhang Yunmu also leaned on the recliner to let himself go, and elongated his voice: "It turns out that he is from this side. That's great. I like the sea breeze and pure maid pie."

"Don't slander me there!" The boy named Echizen exploded several intersections on his forehead.

"What are you dissatisfied with?"

"That's right! You don't cherish such a good study and work environment! It's too difficult to serve!"

Xuzhi and Zhang Yunmu talked to each other, like Solitaire talking about cross talk.I covered my face, turned around and planned to go to the cabin on the second floor to check the situation, but before I got far, I heard someone shouting at the back: "Are you sure you really want to go in? It's hell there?"

Too exaggerated.

hell or something.

I shook my head, stepped up the steps, bypassed the restaurant and the swimming pool, found the main entrance of the game room, and pulled the handle hard: "..."

It closes after three seconds.

"Haha, I must have read it wrong." After a few awkward laughs, I turned around and ran away, and someone grabbed my collar from the crack in the back door.

"Xiao Hei, you came at the right time, come and help, Akashi and Asano are fighting—" Before Sakata Gintoki finished speaking, I had already kicked him with a jio.

"Wow, do you know how to be polite? Don't interrupt when others are talking!"

The silver-haired young man pushed the door hard inside, and I resisted desperately with my back: "Are you kidding me? Is that situation a human can handle? You can go with peace of mind. I will remember to ask Mr. Atobe to bury you at sea." of!"

"Wait, just leave it to Yinsang..." Before he finished speaking, I hit him in the head with an empty computer bag again, "Hey, hey, hey! That's enough, can you let me say it completely? In a word—"

"Sorry...subconsciously."

"Subconscious ghost, are you shaking S!" Sakata Gintoki pushed open the door and wailed with a mournful face, "I have worked hard to maintain peace, but I have nothing but strawberry milk! Now I only have strawberry milk!"

"Didn't you enjoy it! Forget it, this is probably your only advantage, go with peace of mind—" I pushed his face hard, hoping to push him back again, and then hung it on the door The big lock completely sealed the room.

"That's right, this is Yinsang's only... size! My advantages are so numerous that I can't count them all?! And what's the matter with your tone as if you were sending someone to die? You can't just watch everyone go astray!"

"You mean I'm already on the crooked road and won't turn back? Your original intention has changed! Didn't you want to stop them? What are you doing now that you are madly trying to drag me into the water!"

"It's okay, Akashi-san and Asano-san will get along well, as long as I leave quietly..."

"You can turn your face faster than you can turn a book!"

"So are you listening to me--" Sakata Gintoki noticed that I pressed the door harder.

With an innocent face, I tore off the big lock tied to the door—that’s right, it’s the very common U-shaped lock on battery cars and motorcycles, and it’s still bright red: “Well, I can hear you very clearly.”

"Then how did you lock faster! Say! What did I just say!"

"Didn't you yell 'So are you listening to me anyway'? "I imitated his tone perfectly.

"..." The silver-haired young man was stunned for a few seconds, and then he was about to cry, "I don't want to talk to you anymore!!!"

This time it was my turn to be silent: "..."

"What are you doing?"

Oops, it's Akashi's voice.

I quickly threw away the U-shaped lock in my hand, stood up straight and hid to the side, pretending nothing happened and looked up at the sky.So Sakata Gintoki lost the strength to face him outside, and the whole person rushed out like an arrow, and flew out from the edge of the corridor on the second floor unprepared. Although he caught the railing at a critical moment, he was still hanging in the air. Not far below him happened to be members of the leisurely "Sea Breeze Sect" from before.

"Oh my god, where did Mr. Sakata fly to? He's such an adult, and he always likes to play dangerous games."

I stood on the steps and raised my hands to look into the distance. At my feet was someone's hand tightly grasping the railing.As soon as the words fell, he heard him yelling: "Don't pretend you didn't see it!!!"

"Actually, you can jump off..." I gave up fighting each other, squatted down and looked at him silently, "It's only one meter high."

"No! Yinsang... Yinsang is afraid of heights!"

A drop of sweat dripped from the top of my head, I thought for a while, and I still grabbed his hand and pulled him up amidst the crowd watching.Akashi Seijuro, who had been watching for a while, started talking to me: "Can you play billiards?"

Seeing the silver-haired young man winking wildly, I froze and shook my head quickly: "No, I have never touched billiards, and I am not interested in billiards."

"That's a pity." He made way for me and motioned for me to go inside.I didn't know what was going on inside, and I fell into silence as soon as I stepped into the door. There was a huge billiard table, a shivering referee Takashi Natsume was squatting on a small bench next to it, and Asano Gakushi was holding a cue stick in front of the sofa. Looking up, Kusuo Saiki, who had nothing to do with himself, was sitting in the far corner.

What kind of scene is this where a group of heroes fight for hegemony? Hey!

I turned around with a wooden face and wanted to leave, but was grabbed by Sakata Gintoki: "We agreed to face it together! You can't leave me here as a baby!"

vomit.

He couldn't stop vomiting in his heart, but somehow he maintained his superficial calm.I stared blankly at the score of 150:151, and turned my head silently: "What are you guys playing? Isn't the highest score in a single stroke in snooker 147?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place was silent.

"..." Ah, I slipped my tongue.

Then I saw Akashi's red eyes shining brightly, obviously excited: "This is not the score, but the number of rounds won. Do you want Xiao Hei to—"

I do not!

Ghosts will compete with people who have played 150 rounds! !

I immediately picked up the small bench and sat next to Natsume, gesticulating a pose you asked for: "I really don't know how to do it, I just heard it said, you go ahead, I'll just watch."

As soon as I sat down, I heard the silver-haired young man sniggering. He leaned close to my ear and gloated: "Hahahahaha!"

Damn, this guy is so cheap.

"Well, let's interview this lady, how do you feel now?" He justly clenched his fists and pretended to put the microphone to my mouth.

With my eyes looking forward, I spoke slowly, with an attitude of seeing through life and death: "I was thinking, what is the universe? We introduced how the universe was formed? How fast is the speed of light? Why did Galileo keep climbing mountains to measure it? ? Why is it dark at night? So we are nothing more than specks of dust in the universe—"

"..."

Natsume couldn't stand it anymore, coughed twice, and changed the subject: "Well... what does Xiao Hei do before work? Do you usually have any hobbies?"

"Before? Most of the time, I was fixed in one place. It seemed that besides plugging, I would sleep and irrigate every day. It was boring anyway, and I would take a shower after plugging."

Natsume Takashi: "..."

Asano Xuexiu: "?"

Akashi Seijuro: "...!"

Sakata Gintoki: "...???"

Saiki Kusuo: "?!?!"

It is true that besides inserting the runaway snapdragons back into the ground, irrigate them with water, and then I wash off the soil on my body and go to sleep. Why do these people react so strongly?

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