[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

I don't know why, after a meal, Sakata Gintoki's lips were swollen like two sausages... Who ordered the perverted spicy roast beef?Why is it so spicy!With so much stamina, he was so hot that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear!

——Wait, it seems that Zhang Yunmu has been telling him to eat more.What is A5 Wagyu? After passing this village, there will be no such shop. You will never be able to eat super beef several times in your life.He also said that he would eat with Tezuka when he came back from the game tonight. Sakata Gintoki can only say that women in love are really blind and bad!

Then, Sakata Gintoki saw Sue rushing out of the store holding a toilet puller, aiming the rubber part at the collar of the person next to him with a posture that was about to fight for his life. His lips slurred: "You were the rascal last time! Stay away from Xiao Hei!"

Sakata Gintoki lived for more than [-] years, and this was the first time he saw someone using a toilet puller as a weapon.Moreover, they all know the person who was threatened by the toilet puller. They have pink hair and purple eyes. Could be more confusing.

And the other person who was mentioned in the mouth - Xiao Hei, sobered up not long after pushing the pot to Asano Xuexiu in a serious manner.At this moment, she was sitting on the steps covering her face and screaming with her head up: "Take it away! Take the phone away! Don't let it appear in front of me!"

It was Seijuro Akashi who was showing her the drunk video.

You really are not human, Sakata Gintoki thought gloatingly.

"Resign! I want to resign!" I covered my face and collapsed, "I'm ashamed to see other people, Akashi-san, you devil, I can feel the aura of the second demon king remaining on your body!"

On the other side, Zhang Yunmu and Xu Zhi were fighting each other for the toilet puller, she grabbed the wooden handle aggressively: "Get out of here, I'm going to slap that guy in the face myself!"

"No! I'll do it!" Xuzhi refused to let go, holding it tightly stubbornly.

As the two of them pushed and shoved, the toilet puller was scrambled back and forth in their hands, and it flew out suddenly in full view of the public, spinning and landing in a graceful parabola from the air, and finally it was put straight on a person on the opposite street. Passers-by's hair is parted in the middle.Further down, there is a fairly familiar face, but it has been temporarily sluggish and lost consciousness.

Zhang Yunmu and Xuzhi's hands were still frozen in the air, and they both looked at the unlucky guy across the street. Xuzhi was so hot that his stomach was sour. come out.

Asano Xuexiu: "..."

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Zhang Yunmu: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Me: "...God."

Keigo Atobe was chatting with Kunimitsu Tezuka 5 minutes ago. He was in a very beautiful mood. He finally picked up his old friend from the airport after the competition in Germany. While driving, he laughed at the mood that the other party wanted to surprise his newly married wife.He refused the driver's help, showing mercy and personally sent Tezuka to the opposite side of the hotel, just so gentle and gorgeous.

So, he opened the car door, raised his arms vigorously and snapped his fingers: "Let's indulge in my uncle's perfect driving skills—"

Then, a toilet puller fell from the sky, and it was precisely placed on his head.The Ice Emperor didn't see the weapon attacking him clearly, resisted the urge to give up all his upbringing and scold something, subconsciously raised his eyes, and saw the neat six faces on the other side of the street, and a yellow-haired man bending over to vomit youth.

"The Department of Traces."

At this time, Tezuka got out from the back seat and pushed the reflective glasses: "...Your shape is very special."

He glanced at the car window to see the reddish-brown toilet puller sitting securely on top of his hair.

"Even if you lose consciousness, do you want to stand on your feet? You really deserve it." Tezuka Kunimitsu sighed.

It wasn't until Zhang Yunmu realized that he rushed to the opposite street with a cry, and hugged Tezuka. The brown-haired young man also opened his arms cooperatively to catch her.The young couple, who had just been married for a few months, embraced happily regardless of the ice emperor who was still holding the toilet puller next to him.

Asano Xuexiu took out his mobile phone, clicked on Atobe, and it was a street photo. Akashi Seijuro watched silently, and after a few seconds, he folded his arms and said calmly: "Remember to send it to me."

"Row."

I looked at them suffocatingly: "Are you still human?"

Atobe Keigo recovered from the shock, immediately threw off the toilet puller above his head, took out the silk handkerchief in his pocket and frantically wiped his head.He twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the culprit. After spitting out Xu Zhi who was wiping his mouth, he shouted angrily, "Xu Zhi! What have you done to me!"

Although I didn't see who it was, it was definitely this bastard!

I couldn't bear to look straight back and took half a step back, watching Sue take out a green hat from the bag, and ran to the opposite side to put it on for Atobe.There are so many colors in the world, but he bought green and put the hat on for his rich friend: "Don't lower your head, the hat will fall off, this is my gift for you."

I was thinking, if I were Keigo Atobe, I would probably kill this person.

The light rain that had stopped began to fall again. I reached out and touched the raindrops. The sharp ones, like dewdrops falling on the grass, rolled into my palm.There was a breeze blowing, and the standing sign of the milk tea shop across the street shook a few times. The spokesperson was a familiar model with blond hair and golden eyes. The sweet and greasy candy smell mixed with the moist smell of soil wafted around the tip of the nose in the wind.

My eyes jumped over countless figures, and at the end of the street, there were two people standing.They were probably talking. The boy on the left was wearing a white shirt, with black hair and black eyes. He looked young. When he walked, he touched the ground with his heels first, and a string of water droplets splashed on the upper of his shoes.

【I won't give up my mother to you. Your father must be a bastard, that's why I didn't come once. My father is much better than him.】

The memories came back sporadically, I was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say: "I heard a story about a man who proposed to the woman he liked. They had just graduated from college and had no savings, no house, and no support from family and friends. , but decided to get married anyway.”

There was a moment of silence.

"They lived in a rented house with a salary of 3000 yuan a month. They did not take any safety measures. They had a child, but they were not prepared to raise it. I guess they were not mentally prepared, so they divorced again. That child has not seen his parents very much since he was a child, he has not been taught well, he has not been taught well all his life, he can't get along with others, he can't make friends, he can't love others, and even because he has no physical education, he was deceived by strangers in elementary school I went home and took off my clothes. So when I grew up, I was very afraid of being hated by others, cowardly, inferior and indecisive, saying that I would never get married in my life."

I looked away and looked at Zhang Yunmu and Tezuka Kunimitsu who were talking with a natural smile on the opposite side of the street again: "When a friend gets married, I also think about it, what should I do if they have children? What if I hurt them? How to deal with crying children? Can they be educated?"

……

The sparrow fluttered and flew by in the light rain.

I raised my head, and the light from the clouds shone on my face.

Close your eyes slowly, face the wind, and imagine that little figure.

【I will never get married in my life】

Because my parents are such people, I feel that I am also such a person.

"You're so young, it's too early to get married or something."

A blue and white umbrella spread out above the head, covering the falling rain.There was warmth in an instant, he opened his eyes and turned his head, seeing the helpless and lazy face of the silver-haired young man, he held his umbrella and scratched his head: "I'm just 20 years old, I haven't talked about love, I'm just a child, don't think so much gone."

"It's just a story, it has nothing to do with me." Shrugging, I smiled at him, then left these people and ran across the street to yell at the newlyweds.

Saiki Kusuo raised his eyes and looked at the back of the black-haired girl.She stepped on the rain, her voice was exceptionally clear, and the hair on her back jumped slightly with the running posture, as if flying in the air.A few magnolias were planted by the roadside, and the petals were knocked off by the spring rain, and the mud fell on the steps.

He moved his hands slightly, and hooked his index finger upwards. The movement was small and no one saw it.

Zhang Yunmu seriously took out a book titled "How to Make Her Fall in Love with Paralyzed Face" from his bag, and handed it to Tezuka: "You have to study it carefully, because maybe one day I will empathize with someone else." , like falling in love with an earthy president who is put on a toilet puller or something like that."

"Ah." Tezuka also nodded very seriously, and took the book cooperatively, "I understand."

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Suede and I looked at each other, and at the same time saw a forced smile in each other's eyes.Atobe naturally also heard the voice, he stared at Tezuka speechlessly, and his tone was a bit aggrieved: "Hey! You——"

Zhang Yunmu continued to say to Tezuka: "Oh, I understand how you feel. It must be bad to lose to this kind of person. I think the other party probably doesn't like me."

... You're right, it's impossible for me to fall in love with your second-degree illness.Atobu thought.

"In this case, why not introduce the earthy president to Xiao Hei!" Zhang Yun clapped his fists.

I also shook my head very cooperatively: "No."

Atobe: "..." Is he some kind of pathogenic bacteria? !

The youth who split up in purple coughed a few times, decided not to talk to these actors, turned to look at a few people across the street, and raised the volume: "There is a cruise ship party tonight, are you coming?"

Zhang Yunmu immediately grabbed his arm and shook it excitedly: "I like the party the most! Thank you, sir! I will definitely come!"

I noticed that everyone's eyes were focused on me for a moment, I was stunned, and looked at them inexplicably: "Look at what I'm doing, if you want to go, go, let's say in advance, I will never drink!"

After everyone else crossed the street and started chatting and saying hello, I went around to the other side, brushed off the rainwater from my hair, and was about to take a paper towel from my pocket to wipe it, but I touched a piece of hard-shelled paper.When I took it out, it was a photo:

The entire frame is filled by a cube-shaped building that looks like a gymnasium or a library or something.There is a banner at the door - "New Year's Day Welcome and New Year's Eve Party", so it is probably the gymnasium in the university. After all, there is a small cart full of basketballs parked on the side.

Very ordinary photo.

Although I don't know when it came to my pocket.

Turn it over, and there are two lines of small characters written on the bottom of the white reverse side. The handwriting is neat, but the traces of the first sentence look old, and the second sentence is relatively new.

The first sentence is [encounter]

The second sentence is [Sai Mu Kusuo has liked Baili Xi all his life]

Once upon a time there was a boy who had superpowers.

He accompanies his friends to watch the New Year's New Year's New Year's Orientation Party of a freshman year. He is really bored, so he teleports to the entrance of the gymnasium to breathe, and then meets a girl with black hair and black eyes.Later, when she celebrated her birthday, he used his ability to read and write, go back in time, etc., and engraved a box of photos, each of which was a variety of funny or serious scenes that happened when they got along.At that time, he failed many times, because it was too difficult to do, and he had to ensure that the shooting was just right, and he had to ensure that the relationship between time and space was not damaged. He could only try back and forth again and again, almost using all the superpowers in his body.

Some people give birth to children without passing the test.

Some people cheat others just for their own benefit.

Some people will never forget their friends after many years.

But there are also people who, once they fall in love, will die forever.