[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Before noon, I finally returned to the company.

Just as I was walking around the front desk with an iced Coke in my left hand and two bags of deluxe plus-size tomato-flavored potato chips in my right hand, and was about to enter the elevator, a yellow figure suddenly appeared at the entrance of the elevator.

It turned out to be Suede.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo little assistant!!!" The orange-haired young man was wearing a khaki sportswear, crying and running this way, his eyes were so hot that he couldn't look directly at him.

Seeing this, I quickly raised my hands to cover my eyes, and dodged to the side in disgust. While moving quickly, I didn’t forget to hug the potato chips in my arms... Nonsense, these are the last two packs of tomato flavor in the 711 convenience store , I must use my life to protect it!

Xu Zhi cried even harder, he was almost choked up, his voice became heart-piercing: "Where did you go, Mom, I'm so worried—"

Alas.

Really disgusting.

My whole face collapsed and wrinkled into a ball: "Wait, Xu Zhi, stay away from me first." If this continues, I'm afraid that if I can't control it, I will hit someone.

The sobbing young man looked over aggrievedly with his mouth pursed, but before he could speak, the guy's cell phone rang.There was a flash of his figure, he straightened his slightly messy skirts at a dizzying speed, stood upright, and finally pressed the connect button very solemnly.

"By the way, this is not a video communication..." I couldn't help complaining.

Suede turned his head abruptly, made a quiet gesture to me, and "shh" vigorously.

I:"……"

"Ah, I'm...well, well...eh? You're already here?"

The lattice door of the main hall is wide open, and an indoor landscape road paved diagonally with square stone corners zigzags to the spacious reception. Opposite it is the elevator room, which is also covered with bright crimson carpets. The alcove and the treasure shelf have a panoramic view.

Holding potato chips idly, I inadvertently raised my head and glanced at the glass elevator that was slowly descending from mid-air. The translucent design can clearly project some figures inside.On the side closest to the elevator door stood a young man with red hair, his face happened to catch my eyes.

It is actually not common to see such formal attire in the company. Except for high-level meetings, most working hours do not require employees to wear formal attire to work.The other party was wearing a gray suit, with red patterns printed on the bottom of the high-end tie, and his tall and standard figure had a strong sense of presence. To be exaggerated, this person could instantly kill thousands of girls.

He simply stood there, looking down at us, Junxiu's fair cheeks were like a relief.Because it was so beautiful, I even wondered if I had seen the doll.

"Suzhi." I poked the shoulder of the person next to me hard, and raised my chin towards the elevator, "Look up, your benefactor is up there."

The orange-haired boy raised his head after hearing the words, staring intently at the glass elevator that slowly stopped on the first floor, and finally made a ding sound when it reached the first floor.

The silver metal door opened to both sides. At this moment, the red-haired young man came out first. He stood politely a foot or two away from Suede, and nodded slightly: "Long time no see, Mr. Suede."

"Ah, Akashi-san, it's been a long time indeed."

——Thinking back later, when Suede and him faced each other, it really had a lot of influence on me.It's a pity that at the moment I just cast my sights on the landscape sink under the noon sun. A big dragonfly is flapping its wings on the moss, and the spot of light sinks on the small diamond-shaped water surface.

Other people in the elevator also came out one after another. One foot in a leather shoe stretched out towards the red carpet. I blinked and looked up at the light-colored shirt exposed by the hem of the other's black suit jacket. His lips were not bloody. , but it is not sickly white, just a light pink.

His skin was still as white as snow, and his clear purple eyes were carefully drawn by a painter with every stroke. The orange-haired young man turned his back to the sun, looked at Suede calmly, and at the same time quickly glanced at me.

"Ah, by the way, the little assistant will read to them the menu of our lunch together. You can see if there are any taboos." Suzhi turned around and stuffed a note into my hand, still muttering. West Lake Fish With Vinegar Sauce.

Twitching the corners of my mouth, I flattened the note silently and read it in cadence: "Shredded chicken soup with bird's nest, foie gras soup, bergamot roll, stewed abalone with hydrangea and scallops, salted duck without words, braised crayfish in oil, roasted lamb with five spices, stir-fried Frog tofu, crab meat with double yolk eggs, eight-treasure colored beef...so my real job is to report the names of the dishes! Is our company a Man-Han banquet kitchen?!"

"Hahaha, when I first came here, I heard you playing tricks—"

The short-haired girl poked her head out from behind and blew a kiss at me familiarly. Her belly, which was several months old, was already pregnant. At this moment, she actually looked like a little woman. How should I put it? Just different from girls.

"Yo, Blackie!"

"Zhang Yunmu, why are you here?"

The woman came out of the ear door with Spanish decoration style. The slanted lattice windows and the glass roof of the greenhouse reflected the excessively bright sunlight outside. I suddenly felt that my surprise was a bit silly, so I added: "So only I don't know ?"

"Because little assistant, didn't you jump out of the car and run away this morning? Natsume was going to chase you, but you ran too fast, really, it's comparable to an Olympic champion!" Suede interjected.

The corners of my eyes twitched a few times, and several black lines slid down the side of my face: "Stop talking, I'm miserable too, okay! I also met two perverts!"

"Two perverts?"

The orange-haired youth folded his arms around his chest and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Let's hear it?"

"Mr. Asano even you—" I sighed, and shook my hand holding the Coke a few times, "I came out of the hotel this morning and met a very charming man. He tried to seduce me with red eyes, and then went to the convenience store Another guy who is not very smart enough to ask me to die in love together? I even made an appointment on the bridge across the sea, and I asked him to be a big watermelon!"

"..."

The more Zhang Yunmu listened, the more something was wrong. She frowned and pushed out a hand: "Wait, red eyes? Xiao Hei, tell me if the person with red eyes has black hair and looks like a big carrot. I like to be startled and pretend to be deep at first, when I think about it, my voice is similar to Akashi's."

Akashi Seijuro who was suddenly caught by the cue was stunned for a moment, and then he also stared at me seriously.

"Uh... how do you know..." I scratched my head in embarrassment.

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Zhang Yunmu suddenly screamed, grabbed my shoulders and began to shake wildly, her appearance was completely different from the first time she saw me, like a second-year middle school student having a convulsion.I was so shaken that I almost wrote the word "shit" in the air with my head, staring at gold stars, and lost my dream: "Why, what's wrong?"

"Shut up! Don't meet that person again! I will never allow it! Go and copy the code of conduct for middle school students a thousand times—"

"..." I silently looked away and looked at the other people, "Has she ever been cheated by a scumbag before?"

Akashi Seijuro looked at me, then at Zhang Yunmu, and finally nodded helplessly: "Almost."

"Eh, that's it."

I suddenly realized, made up my mind, patted her on the back, and comforted me: "It's okay, there are no grasses anywhere in the world, you can see that even though you are married, you can leave, right, not to mention that the child has not yet been born, so hurry up and change your father!" "

With that said, I gave a thumbs up confidently.

"...Wait, Zhang Yunmu just got married!" Xuzhi couldn't help but complained loudly, "You just attended her wedding a few months ago! What kind of devil are you to persuade others to divorce! Tsukasa's hair is turning green—”

But I ignored him and turned to look at the others: "So where are you going right now?"

"Oh, it's just next to the hotel."

Zhang Yunmu quickly returned to normal, and walked out with me ignoring Xuzhi: "The boxes are all booked."

"I don't! Xiao Hei, why don't you talk to me?!" Xu Zhi stood at the end and shouted, his tone full of grievances like a child's vanity being hurt.

are you crazy!

I rolled my eyes: "Let's go, or you'll just stay in the office and eat cucumbers."

"Alright then." He immediately shut his mouth and obediently chased after him.

...Did I raise a son? ? ?

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It was an ordinary morning at the end of April in the human calendar.

Ghost Lantern sat at the table, bent over and was writing a book.Holding a black signature pen, he placed a stack of paperwork on the left side, and stamped the stamp at the end of the last application form with a blank expression.

The all-night work was over, and logically speaking, he should go to sleep in the dark, but when he put down his pen, he inadvertently cast his eyes out of the window.

In the eternal hell, a large piece of snapdragon in the back garden made a slight rustling sound like twisting shredded paper. The homemade shower was dutifully spraying water droplets, and the leaves were wet everywhere.There was silence all around, and there was no other sound.

The black-haired ghost withdrew his gaze, subconsciously turned his head and wanted to say something to the left, then pursed his lips, and was stunned for half a second.

——"It's super like, right?" The girl holding the drawing board held up the paper for him to see, showing a bright smile and dark eyes.

Because the stool she was sitting on was a bit high, she could easily swing her legs and wait for him to finish his business with her chin resting in a serious manner.The naive and childish girl is still inexperienced in the world, and she is still at a superficial level in dealing with right and wrong. Although she is ignorant, she is very well-behaved, at least she will not disturb others or make noise, so he acquiesced in her sitting down. Beside.

Probably tired.

The Assistant Hell rubbed his temples, pulling himself out of the hallucination.He stood up with a paralyzed face, and walked out of the room dragging his mace, with an inexplicable tired look on his face.

"...Do you think Lord Ghost Lantern's face is scary today?" Shiba Inu muttered.

"Shh-"

"Master Ghost Lantern has this expression every day." Green Pheasant Liuli Man seemed to be familiar with it, he flapped his wings, and whispered in a deep low voice, "It's not because he didn't come back..."

As the protagonist at the center of the topic, the cold-faced ghost suddenly stopped and turned around——

"Alas!"

Several small animals who followed almost died on the spot.

The black-haired young man lowered his eyes, and a large shadow was covering the top of his forehead, covering his eyes, looking weird and scary: "I'm going to the world soon."

"Ah, yes! We'll work hard!"

Known as the extremely cold man with a paralyzed face, the First Assistant Officer of Hell nodded slightly. He stepped on the wooden clogs and walked away step by step, leaving only the back full of blackness.

"……very scary."