[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

[Brother Lu's little wife: Friends, I seem to have met my superman! ! !

Tuo Tuo: ...

Dostoevsky:  …

Salted fish paralysis...

Brother Lu's little wife: What kind of reaction, you guys have to congratulate me!I met the man of my life!It's beautiful to smile!Very nice!

Tuo Tuo: ...

Dostoevsky:  …

Salted fish paralysis: ...

Brother Lu's little wife: ...]

I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone, with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice by my hand. After I drank it in two or three gulps, I threw the empty glass aside.The TV was stopped on the currently popular TV series, and the volume was turned up to the maximum, which was deafening.

I casually picked up the remote control of the air conditioner next to the bed and turned it on to 28 degrees.The earphone on the left ear was playing "The Weakness of the Sky". I felt a little sleepy, so I put down the phone and fell asleep as soon as I wrapped it in the quilt.

During the whole sleep process, I always felt that there was some noise in my ears, which made me not sleep well, and even had a long dream.In the dream, I replayed the embarrassing scene of me imitating Luffy's unique trick in a white dress when I was a child, punching and shouting: "Rubber rubber—machine gun!"

Simply don't blacken history.

While feeling extremely ashamed, I have to be forced to recall it again.So I slept in a restless way, with all kinds of twists and turns.Finally, the little boy appeared again in the dream, standing on the high steps, with a bracelet made of vines in his palm.

This time I saw clearly that he was crying, with tears streaming down his cheeks.The child with gorgeous hair was crying out of breath. He raised his arm to cover his eyes, and said in what he thought was a vicious tone: "You can't forget me! Absolutely!"

???

I am confident that I have never lost my memory at all. Although I remember things late, I basically don't forget anything after the age of seven.So what's going on with this scene.

I opened my eyes in bewilderment, lifted the quilt and turned off the TV in annoyance.It really wasn't an illusion, the noise in my ears was louder now after I fell asleep.

"Why is she back! She can go there, why did she come to our house on New Year's Day!"

"Okay, don't be so small, she just came back for the New Year."

"Then what about the Chinese New Year? She's probably still at our house!"

"For Chinese New Year, I should go to her father's side. Xiaofeng will be wronged for a few days, okay?"

"It's pretty much the same...cut, I was going to call my classmates to play at home during the holiday after all."

I leaned against the bedroom door, and waited for the sound outside to fade away before I shrugged helplessly, turned the doorknob, and met the embarrassing gazes of the people outside.

"Ah, I'm going to the bathroom, you guys continue." I raised my hands in a gesture of surrender, and walked innocently towards the WC. No one in the room spoke for a while.

After flushing the toilet, I took the new flavor of Mosleyan and a pack of big wave potato chips on the living room table, and walked back to my room swaggeringly.

Speaking of which, Mosleyan with rose and elderflower flavors is delicious. It is indeed a new flavor. I want to go back to Amway and give it to those silly roe deer in the dormitory.Wiping his mouth, his right elbow accidentally touched the side of the bedside table, and a thick layer of dust immediately attached to his sleeve.

I took two shots without paying attention, and I opened iQiyi and watched two episodes of "One Piece". Nima Sanji was simply too tantalizing, especially when he learned about Brin's personality and the wedding scene that was about to happen the next day After the incident, don't be too pitiful when leaning against the window sill with your head hanging down and crying.

"Hey, so only Suo Da is your true love, cook... No wait, I am also a Suo Lu party, what should I do."

emm...I thought about it for a long time while pinching my chin seriously, and finally punched my right hand palm, and suddenly realized: "Baby Luffy is really the best CP with me, and I will leave it to Sanji. "

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#The perfect solution

When I opened Meituan, I ordered Pizza Hut's pizza, pasta and corn juice. After taking the high-speed train for a day, I had to reward myself.So four or 10 minutes later, I went out of the room to get takeaway, turned around with a pile of food and came back just in time to meet the stares of the people on the dining table. I waved my hand subconsciously: "Ah, hello."

It seems that they are going to have dinner, the food is good, there are chicken soup and crab.

"Xiaoxi...how is your study going?"

I loosened my grip on the doorknob, and turned around: "It's okay."

"That's fine."

It would be better to end this kind of unnutritive conversation earlier, so I closed the door decisively.

The next morning I was woken up again by the sound outside. Last night, the liver knife lasted until the early hours of the morning, which made my mind full of mysteries all night.

There were waves of chattering and laughing, and I wondered if I had slept through time.I opened the door in pajamas with a mess of hair on my head, and I yawned lazily first.

There was an eerie silence in the living room.

More than a dozen pairs of eyes stared at me in unison.

shit.

No matter how deeply I slept, I must be woken up by fright. I didn’t feel sleepy at all. I opened my dead fish eyes and glanced around. I found a group of students in high school uniforms sitting on the sofa, including my younger brother.

"Good morning." I greeted by the way.

"...Good morning." The black-haired boy responded stupidly, and subconsciously waved at me.

So cute.

Thinking so, I ran to brush my teeth and wash my face.After they came out, the group of high school students were still a little cautious, and they were embarrassed to make trouble when they saw me.

"You guys are playing with you, I just came out to find an apple." I picked up an apple from the coffee table and threw it in the air. I took a bite and it was quite crisp.

I went back to my room and lay down for a while. I threw the apple core into the trash can under the table. I accidentally caught a glimpse of the residue of the flower cake I threw away a few months ago. I'm afraid it might be smelly and moldy.

I tied up the trash bag in disgust, casually changed into a knitted sweater, picked up my wallet, and went out of the room again.When passing by the living room, I found that the group of high school students had disappeared, probably to the second floor.

After throwing out the trash, I started my morning shopping.First, I ran to the Auchan Supermarket opposite to buy a bunch of snacks, drinks and fruits, and then I slipped to Musang King and Youweiwei in Xinyicheng to buy countless cakes and breads.

When I went back to the entrance of the community, I bought several cups of milk tea, and then looked at my phone, it was 12:07 noon.

I came back with a full load and I was very happy. I entered the door with three bags in my left hand and four bags in my right hand.The first floor is still quiet, no one disturbs, I quickly boil water and add Haidilao hot pot base, put all kinds of meatballs, dried shredded beans, bean paste, crab sticks, shrimp slips, mutton beef, tomatoes, baby vegetables , ham, vermicelli, etc., and finally put it on the induction cooker, adjust the sauce and prepare to eat.

The tempting aroma rushes up the beam, along the spine to the chest, this is the charm of hot pot!

As soon as I bit down the pissing cow balls, I was startled by the sudden laughter on the stairs, and almost squirted the balls out.

"Wow, it smells so good."

"What is this cooking?"

I swallowed the beef ball just now, and helplessly turned my head and put down my chopsticks to look at the group of teenagers on the second floor: "Xiaofeng, do you and your friends want to eat together?"

My brother didn't speak, but his little friends were all very excited and seemed to want to join the dinner.

"Xiaofeng, let's eat together."

"Since it's Xiaofeng's older sister, it doesn't matter."

"Hey, sister, what did you add, why is it so fragrant?"

The black-haired boy looked confused. He watched his friends rush to the dining table and sat down in a familiar way. Then he shouted belatedly: "Who is Xiaofeng! Don't imitate me!" Can she speak well! And you, she is not your sister, what a fart!"

I ignored him, went to the kitchen to get a bunch of bowls and chopsticks, and put the milk tea and Coke Sprite Vita Tea orange juice I bought earlier: "You put what you want to eat. There are plenty of meat and vegetables. You can drink whatever you want." Take whatever you want, there are snacks and fruits on the living room table."

With my words, the high school students who were already lively and active also returned to their nature, and started chatting along the topic, and the atmosphere was not bad.

Just when I was almost full, the black-haired boy broke his taciturn posture, put down his chopsticks and snorted uncomfortably: "What the hell, who would like to eat this kind of poor food, everyone's chopsticks are in it Stirring around, how disgusting."

I pretended I didn't hear it, and put two more baby vegetables, and drank the coke in my glass proudly: "Hey, that red-haired classmate, please pass me the orange juice, the coke is gone."

"... Oh." The boy with the red doll head foolishly reached out to bring me the orange juice, his big round eyes were full of doubts.

Another gentle boy with round glasses held down the black-haired boy indistinctly, and seemed to say something in his ear, and vaguely heard a few words, probably "trace" and "scenery" or something like that. of.

I took a sip of orange juice, swallowed it contentedly, and stood up: "Xiaofeng, play slowly, I won't come out to disturb you."

Carrying a rag, mop, and disinfectant, I cleaned my room thoroughly. I even tidied up the bookshelf that hadn’t been moved for many years. I also found my graduation photos from elementary school to high school.

Primary school has bangs and ponytail, middle school has short hair, and high school has waist-length hair.Turning it over like this is actually full of memories. I couldn't help laughing and opened the last kindergarten graduation handbook.

The cover is to draw your own palm, which is similar to the step of pressing your hand on the paper and then drawing the outline.I looked at the crooked lines on it and thought it was funny, and turned another page, and I drew the left and right hands of myself and my best friend again.

On the white paper are two small palms, the one on the left should be mine, and the bottom shows Baili.But the word "positive" on the right, I don't know who it refers to.

Speaking of which, do I still have a best friend in kindergarten?

I frowned, quickly turned to the last page, skipped the countless homework and paintings in the middle, and saw the graduation photos directly.The black-haired little girl standing in the first row on the left has a chubby bun face, and on the right is a particularly delicate-looking little boy. He and the little girl are holding a basketball together, smiling happily.

There is a name on the back of the photo, but unfortunately it has been too long, and only a blurred black mark can be seen.I held up the photo and looked at the sun for a long time, but I couldn't see why, and I was extremely entangled.

So, I forgot about a friend who played really well as a child, didn't I?

Hmm... a bit of a scumbag.

I sighed, put down the photo, and collapsed on the bed to catch up on sleep.When you can't figure it out, you have to rest, close your heart and open the enchantment, and sleep until the next day.

Without further ado, the air conditioner was turned up, and I wrapped myself in spring rolls and fell into hibernation mode.