[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

Putting all the knives back in the delivery box intact, I decisively threw them under the seat.

Are you kidding me, the contraband in our dormitory has four kettles, two electric cooking pots, two hair dryers, and a hand warmer. That’s not enough. Are there four more knives? !Counselor, if you find out, you will definitely teach me how to be a human being, and you will definitely call your parents to make trouble. Hey——

"Look at your cowardly behavior, I don't have the face to look at it." Miss Xiao Sa expressed deep disappointment to me, as if she hated her own child, she glanced at me and then shook her head in disgust.

Wen Xuan has a big heart. She patted me on the shoulder and said earnestly: "It's okay, I can use it to chop vegetables in the future. It can be used to stir when cooking hot pot, and the wooden knife can also be used to dredge the sewer."

alright, you win.

I don't know what Qingcai's expression would be if she found out that I stabbed her baby in the sewer...

Tonight is the welcome party and New Year's Day party. I originally planned to stay in the dormitory and pack my luggage. After all, I have to go home the next day.However, those three goblins insisted on asking me to go through the motions and threatened to tell the counselor, Xiaobao, if I refused.

How old is he, and he still likes to make small reports with the teacher.Heh, do you think I will take this trick? Brother Xi has already passed the age of being afraid of the head teacher, stupid mortals.

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"The next one to appear is—the students of the art troupe, who brought us "BOOM"."

I sat on the small bench with my arms around my knees and covered my face, feeling hopeless.How should I put it, no matter how old I am, I can't escape the fear of being dominated by my teacher.

To be reasonable, our school’s New Year’s Eve party is quite low, while other universities are held in lecture theaters, auditoriums and the like.Only we each move a small plastic bench and sit pitifully in the small gymnasium to watch the performance. The scene is very similar to a sympathy performance meeting for migrant workers who have worked hard for a year.

Migrant worker Xiaosa Lin Jia: "We ran away after all the counselors sang the song at the beginning."

Migrant worker Wenxuan B: "Let's go after watching the performance of our Academy of Arts and Culture."

Migrant worker jj Zhang Bing: "Are you really going to run away early?"

Migrant worker Baili Xige Ding: ...

I looked around and saw many acquaintances.For example, the bosses in the volleyball class, Akashi from the student union, Natsume from the back rows, and the rainbow hair color team on the other side.Even a certain silver-haired, fish-eyed male teacher sat within sight, waving lazily in my direction.

After listening to "Joking Speaker" at least ten times with headphones on, I couldn't sit still anymore, so I just found an excuse and slipped outside to get some air.After going out, the dark sky in the evening was as usual, and the bright lights inside the gymnasium were faintly reflected on the glass door. I leaned against the door and swiped Weibo with my mobile phone, with a more casual posture.

Immediately afterwards, a boy with pink hair appeared out of nowhere in front of me.Yes, again!null!

Let me go to your winter melon rind, since the chance of this word appearing in C University has really increased.

After looking at each other for at least ten seconds, I tried my best to stop the twitching of the corners of my mouth, put away the phone that I was almost thrown out and took a silent step back.

What are you doing!This university is getting more and more strange!It’s fine to have a god who is on call for five yuan, but what’s going on with this boy who looks inexplicably familiar now, hey, I just want to go to college quietly, my friends!

——Transfer warning!Transfer warning!

There seemed to be a moment of rigidity on the expressionless face of the pink-haired boy. He raised his face, his originally unclear expression seemed to have made some kind of determination, and he slowly raised his right hand, holding a banana tightly.

I took another step back, vigilantly made a posture that could be used to attack and defend, and by the way, I also raised the charging treasure in my hand, without blinking my eyes.

If this scene was seen by other people, they would probably only find it funny, but I could personally feel the tension and panic that I didn't dare to express.The idea that something terrible is going to happen is ingrained in my mind.

...Wait, what am I doing with the power bank!Do you use it to hit people when you disagree? !

The night wind blows slowly over my bangs, obviously I didn't lose my mind at all, but my vision blurred, the person in front of me suddenly appeared beside me after a series of confusing movements, followed by a pain in the back of my neck.

I snorted, raised my hand to cover the back of my neck, and said in disbelief, "Damn it, isn't this made of banana iron?!"

Unexpectedly, the expression of the young man beside him became more complicated. He threw away the weapon that was suspected to be a fruit that could modify other people's memories, and began to quickly search for the remaining methods to cover up the facts in his heart.

Although I don't know how the girl in front of me is immune to his ability, but the boss is a boss after all, he slowly took off a suppressor in his hair, opened his mouth, and said reluctantly: "—— In this world, it is normal for Saiki Kusuo to suddenly appear in front of you." It is also easy for him to turn this sentence into the truth of the whole world.

but i just want to continue mmp

I am afraid that I have encountered another second-grade illness.

Noticing that the black-haired girl continued to look at him puzzledly, a certain power user became flustered.He twitched the corners of his eyes indiscriminately, experimented with almost all harmless superpowers on her, and finally found that none of them seemed to be useful.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while.

I waited for a long time and found that this young man who didn't know whether he was a man or a ghost didn't move at all. I asked tentatively, "My name is Baili Xi. Maybe we met Qi Mu last time..."

Saiki Kusuo recalled it for a while, and then remembered that this guy seemed to be the girl who stopped him on the main road last time and asked where to buy jelly, and he couldn't hear her heart that time.

He nodded imperceptibly.

I rubbed my temples, thinking that since there are even gods in the school, it should be normal to have some weird people, calm and calm, with a normal heart——

"Student Qi Mu, I promise I didn't see anything today, and I won't say anything in the future, so there may be a little misunderstanding between us?"

Saiki Kusuo didn't speak. He thought of hundreds of ways to solve the situation at hand, but except for murder and arson, which violated the law, it seemed that the number that could be used was zero.Reluctantly, he stretched out his hand slowly: "Baili, I hope you can do what you say."

I nodded, made a movement of zipping my mouth shut, and then seriously shook his hand, forcing a consensus.

After watching Qi Mu, a pink-haired boy with two balls on his head and a pair of green glasses on his face, go out of sight, I called out belatedly: "...Wait, no one thinks that he Is there something wrong with the secondary attire! The voice sounds so familiar!"

It sounds familiar because it sounds exactly like another person's voice.

I stuff the last thing into the bulging box, make sure I'm done packing, and take a last look back at the dormitory.

"Wen Xuan, remember to shout for me in English class in the afternoon."

Someone still lying on the bed gave me an ok gesture back.

So I pushed open the bedroom door with confidence, and walked away pushing the box with Miss Xiaosa without any hesitation.After the party last night, I also said hello to Akashi-san. Because I met him on the main road at night, I thought it was Mr. Saiki who came to silence me just by hearing the voice, but when I walked under the streetlight, I found out that it was President classmate.

They really look alike.

I'm not exaggerating, except for the hair color, as long as Saiki takes off the headgear and glasses, he will definitely be the same as Akashi Kazuo.No one will believe that they are okay.

#心疯狂想养了[-] words of love, hate, love and hatred

# I can't look at these two people directly in the future

# By the way, who is on top? ? ?

After a few stops on the subway, I separated from Qingxian. She sat on Line [-] to the end, and I had to change trains a few times on the way.So when I actually arrived at the high-speed rail station, it was past [-]:[-] noon. After I got the ticket, I went to M to buy a bunch of "so big" series of food, with a cup of vanilla milkshake.

"I don't think I ordered this product." Staring at the vanilla milkshake in my hand with a complicated expression, the stupid hair on the top of my head that was raised due to excitement fell down.

The lady at the front desk smiled and handed me a straw: "I'm doing an event today, and I get a free milkshake when I order more than 50 yuan."

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I resigned myself to walking back with a vanilla milkshake in my hand, sat down on a seat by the window, and planned to eat and play with my phone until twelve o'clock.

"Long time no see, classmate Baili."

While thinking, "Ah, it really is such a routine", I raised my head and wolfed down half a piece of chicken chop in the corner of my mouth.

Well, it's Kuroko in casual clothes.

I swallowed the chicken chop, and showed an awkward yet polite smile: "Hello, Heizi, what a coincidence." It's a coincidence that it happened to appear when I was eating with a grim face. How dare this guy say he didn't do it on purpose?

Hei Zizhe also sat across from me, glanced at the glass of vanilla milkshake on the table that I disliked and pushed to the farthest side, with a righteous face: "Student Baili, don't you want to drink it?"

"..." I was speechless, I raised my hand and pushed the milkshake towards the young man, motioning for him to take it, "How should I put it, I really don't like milkshakes and other white and sticky foods, and it's easy to think of something bad thing."

Hei Zizhe also didn't react for a while, and stared at me blankly, with a surprised and cute expression.Looking at the strands of hair sticking up on the top of the boy's head, I pinched my fingers, resisting the desire to press them down: "Forget me, please, Heizi, or I'll be thrown into the trash can."

So it was a matter of course, the blue-haired boy accepted it happily, and for the next four to ten minutes, his background was always floating with flowers, and I could still hear the soothing BGM indistinctly.

I sat in M ​​until [-]:[-], and I lazily stood up to say goodbye to Heizi. His train was even later, and it was estimated that he would have to spend more than an hour at the station.

There is nothing special about entering the station, but my suitcase is too heavy. After finding the 1st car 12F, I stood on tiptoe by the seat and stuffed it for a long time, but I failed to throw it into the luggage storage above my head.

"Let me help you." The person behind spoke, with a nice voice, and before he could turn his head, the box in his hand was taken.I turned my head and saw the person's long blue-purple sideburns and feminine side face at a glance.

"Thank you!" After I quickly thanked him, I realized that this handsome young man was sitting on the left.

Aventure!

It is definitely the legendary high-speed rail train romance routine!

I didn't expect that I would finally get out of my head one day, which is really gratifying.After the high-speed rail was launched, the boy took out a book with a white cover from his bag. From my angle, I could barely see a few large characters—"White Night Journey"

It is not considered a literary masterpiece, but a representative work of Keigo Higashino of the mystery novel school.People who like suspense should find it good. Anyway, I watched it at least three or four times. When I watched it for the first time, I was moved to tears.

The calm expression coupled with his gentle and jade-like side face was as white as jade under the slanting sun.The slender fingers flipped the pages of the book with a clatter. Judging from the thickness, it should be that the new store of the heroine Yusho is about to open, and Ryoji Kirihara is about to receive a bento.

I sneaked a look at the boy's expression, and randomly guessed his behavior after watching the ending.The book was gently closed, and the purple-haired boy slowly put it into his backpack, and took a sip of mineral water expressionlessly.

Eh?

Contrary to what I expected, the beautiful boy didn't react at all after watching "Bai Ye Xing". Instead, he put on his headphones and listened to the song slowly.

What about the agreed-upon tearful begging for a hug from the sister next to you?Did you cry on the spot when you agreed to shed tears?What about falling into self-loathing as promised? ! !

I held my chin for a long time, but still didn't say anything. I turned my head to look at the rows of trees running outside the window.Sure enough, the reality is skinny, and the beautiful boy will not talk to you, nor will he have any physical contact with you, let alone develop such a lingering story with you.

Aventure?nonexistent.

It wasn't until I got off the bus that this young man with a standard sitting posture and a sense of beauty in every move stood up and moved a little, and helped me take down the box. With his movements, a light blue ticket slowly fell from his pocket into the on the ground.

I picked it up quickly: "That... your ticket is lost." With a quick glance, I saw the last name.

The young man was slightly stunned, and then he pursed his lips and smiled, as if all the flowers in the world were gathered around him, I held my breath subconsciously, and heard him say - "Thank you."

Wow, like a spring breeze.

I finally know why so many girls are voice-activated.A boy who smiles like this, I asked, who can refuse!return!have!who!

I got off the car in a trance, and took a taxi to the gate of the community in a trance. Trembling, I took out my mobile phone and posted a sentence on the WeChat group: Friends, I seem to have seen my superman.

This excitement lasted until the moment I took out the key to open the door, my beating heart slowed down, and I slowly lowered my head to look down at the pair of black leather shoes at the door.

Probably because he heard the sound of the door opening, the man came out from the back room, paused for a moment when he saw me, then quickly adjusted his facial expression, and said with a smile: "Xiaoxi is back."

"...Ah, hello uncle." I heard my own voice squeeze out of my throat.