[Comprehensive] Yes, this is a university

"There's a strange person downstairs."

I closed the sliding door of the balcony, hesitated for a moment, and felt a very strange feeling in my heart.The hook next to the door shook slightly, leaving only a thin thread connected to the wall.

"What's wrong?" someone asked behind him.

I ruthlessly pulled it down and threw it directly onto a pile of scattered waste papers in front of the window sill. There was a sound of hissing, and the pages were scattered, and old paper with a dusty smell flew from the gaps.

"I don't know... I just feel..." I paused, turned around again, and looked up at the man's dark and narrow pupils, "It's a little uncomfortable."

At this time, there happened to be four or five strings of raindrops blowing with the wind, hitting the glass and shattering into droplets.Ghost Lantern didn't answer, just walked two or three steps forward to the center of the room, he didn't look anxious at all, let alone be at a loss.

"Are they still gone?" I asked.

"Hmm." The other party only answered with one word sound.

"Have a headache." I covered my face halfway, "Sorry to trouble you."

"No."

Cherish the explanation of words like gold.

I opened my mouth, planning to say something.

"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang at the right time.

Abandoning the previous rhetoric, I sighed, trying to put that weird emotion behind me for the first time.When I walked into the living room, I saw Akashi Seijuro and Saiki Kusuo sitting side by side on the sofa watching TV. They looked very harmonious, but as soon as they got closer, they could immediately feel the atmosphere mixed with crushed ice and lightning.

The eyes of the two people moved over immediately, and they were too focused, causing my back to feel cold for no reason.

"Ding-dong-"

The people outside the door rang the doorbell unwillingly.

When he opened the door, he saw an empty corridor.There was no one around except for the sound of the wind and the dim light, so I frowned: "Is it a prank?"

The ghost lamp slowly approached from behind, and I turned my head to see his shadowy face clearly.The black-haired young man clicked his tongue in displeasure, and then reached out his hand to close the door—the strange thing was that the door seemed to be caught by something, making it difficult to close.

"Is there a problem?"

Ghost Lantern's tone was not very good. His right hand was against the door, and his left hand seemed to be grabbing something.

I stared at the air in front of me for a long time: "..."

"She can't see you," he said to the air.

After the words fell, Ghost Lantern let go of the hand that was holding the door, maybe something that was fighting with him gave up struggling.The young man looked sharply at the empty aisle, and then closed the door easily this time.

"What's that?" I asked.

He didn't speak.

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong—" the doorbell rang again, with echoes, and I could even imagine how violently and rudely the guy outside was poking the buttons frantically.This time, a huge intersection appeared on the side of Ghost Lantern's face, and there were dark shadows under his eyelids.

Hmm, probably annoyed.

I silently took half a step back, shifted my gaze unconsciously, and met the scrutinizing gazes of the other two people in the room, three black lines slid down my forehead.

"Are all the gods like you?" The black-haired young man opened the door again. Although his voice was lowered, I could still hear his extremely impatient question from a very close distance.

I rubbed my eyes, and the air in front of my eyes gradually condensed into a figure. A boy in a blue sportswear was lying on the door of my house, and he was wearing a tattered white scarf around his neck.

A picture actually appeared in the depths of my pupils, and I took a deep breath. I was overly shocked because I was too surprised, and this breath slowly turned into a sigh and flowed out of my mouth.

"Hey! This reaction is not right!" The young man with short dark blue hair couldn't help complaining.

I couldn't hold back, and the corner of my mouth twitched: "Who are you! You are so familiar!"

The blue-haired young man let out a breath, and jumped down from the door vigorously, ready to introduce with confidence.I subconsciously held my breath and watched this man nervously, with a solemn expression.

"My name is Yato."

He looked a little embarrassed, and scratched his head shyly: "It's a cheerful and sunny Leo."

……I do not know!No one wants to know your zodiac sign!I thought you wanted to ask Sherlock Holmes to handle the case when you suddenly came knocking on the door of someone else's house, but it turned out to be an inexplicable criminal!Tell me the key points!

Ghost Lamp looked even more broken than me, his entire background was pitch black, his eyes poked at him like sharp swords, and his complexion suddenly darkened by eight degrees.

Noticing my subtle expression, the young man named Yeto said: "So Baili really doesn't know me anymore." Seeing his awkward expression and the face turned away, I only have [-] mmp words to say at the moment.

The feeling of Rumang's back suddenly became much sharper, and he knew what the expressions of the two people in the living room would be like without looking.My eyebrows twitched, and the corners of my mouth parted: "Hehe, I'm sorry you misidentified the person. I'm Xiao Hei, the zodiac sign of Aquarius."

...Fuck, I accidentally followed the routine introduced by the other party, can I take back my self-introduction just now, bastard!What the hell is Aquarius? Isn't this the same as admitting that he is Bailixi himself? !

Before I could react, I watched the person come bouncing into the house, changed into a pair of slippers with ease, ignored me and Ghost Lantern, sat happily on a chair in the dining room, held a spoon and waited for the meal.

"Uh, Ghost Lantern, calm down, and treat it as a good deed every day—" I desperately held my guardian's arm, for fear that he would beat him away if he didn't agree with each other.

"I'm going to throw him out."

"No, no, it looks like he knows us. Anyway, calm down!" I almost grabbed the ground with my head.

"Ding dong ding dong-"

There is no end! ! !

I angrily pushed the door open, probably due to too much movement, there was a loud "bang" sound, and the door hit the person coming straight.

The silver-haired young man who finally buckled himself from the door still had a bright red liquid flowing from his nose, he smiled lightly, pretending nothing happened, and said: "Ha, haha, when it comes to visiting, everyone should not It's strange, it's just..."

"I'm very strange! Don't talk like I know you very well! I just came home!" I couldn't help but growl, "Don't think that you can escape the legal sanction because you are natural!"

"It's obvious that Yinsang is the one who didn't do anything!" He even roared, clapping his hands on the door panel while shouting, "I'm so wronged that I want to cry in secret, you bastard! What's wrong! Don't put inexplicable crimes on the guests, okay? You should quickly recall and invite people into the house for health care, idiot!"

"I am as big as you as a winter melon! The past is not important anymore. To be a human being, you must learn to look forward. Learning to create and tamper with history is the ultimate dream of human beings!"

"What kind of speech are you talking like the princes of the Warring States Period!"

I clutched my head and felt a headache, immediately drooped my eyelids and stared at the dead fish eyes and waved at the other party, it was the kind of action that seemed to drive away the puppy: "Come on, my house is overloaded now, no more people can come in, you must How much of my personal information did that bastard Zhi spread outside..." In the end, my volume gradually decreased, and I almost muttered about my boss.

"Sure enough, you are a naive brat. Do you think men are easy to deal with? The world of adults is extremely dirty. At least you need OO, OO, and beep—and *&#￥#% to be satisfied..." He Still talking in a serious manner, I stood still and watched the ghost lamp covered in blackness walk over step by step, and punched the silver-haired man in the face in front of everyone.

"Pfft—"

The other party made a sound like vomiting blood, and landed spinning in the air like a defeated brave in a fighting game. There was even a special effect that the shadow could not be seen clearly, and finally the corpse stood on the threshold.

"...How many disgusting things do you have to say to be silenced." I silently twitched the corner of my mouth and said to the pile of corpses on the ground.

"Don't worry about that pervert." Ghost Lamp snorted, wiped the ashes off his hands, and looked at me with his narrow black eyes, "It's time for dinner, you seem to have eaten a piece of bread today, you will be malnourished, wait Will remember to eat the apples on the table."

"...Okay, I see." Dad.

Fortunately, the marble tables in the dining room are wide enough to seat at least six people.For a while, the rental room unexpectedly became lively, er, of course, only Ghost Lantern seemed unhappy.

"Aren't you angry?" I asked cautiously standing at the door of the bathroom.

The dark-haired young man's deeply locked brows were slightly soft, and he exhaled helplessly, with the same expressionless face: "No."

"I saw it all!" I suddenly heard someone's triumphant voice from the dining room, "It's you who secretly mixed the fruit porridge made by Xiao Hei with green peppers! And poured it into Mr. Akashi's bowl !"

"Huh?" Saiki Kusuo was very surprised to be attacked like this suddenly, "When will I..."

Yetou held up the spoon and patted his chest: "You did it! Didn't you tell me! You said you didn't like him because he was more handsome than you!"

……

The expressions of Akashi Seijuro and I shifted for a moment at the same time. The latter actually thought about this possibility after experiencing the bewilderment, and looked straight at the protagonist of the topic.

... Hey, will anyone really believe this ridiculous reason?By the way, how can they be so noisy for a meal? Hey——

"So you are such a classmate Qi Mu!" The silver-haired young man who has always called himself Yinsang and was punched by a ghost lamp before was still red and swollen. He felt that his appearance might be targeted, so he immediately raised his hand to cover it. Face.

"You are so cruel!"

He added.

Some people really believe in such a mentally retarded reason! ! !

Looking at the noisy dining table with my eyes open, I suddenly fell silent for some reason. After a while, I tugged on the sleeve of Ghost Lantern, "I used to...was it the same?"

He looked down at me, with his face paralyzed and his arms crossed, probably after thinking for a while, before he said slowly: "I don't remember."

The author has something to say:

Well, it was really lively.