[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

So Dr. Roman was thrown out of the studio.

"It's so unfeeling..." Doctor Roman held his head that was attacked again, feeling very wronged, "Even if I answered wrongly, you don't have to throw me out right away?!"

I don't know when it started, Da Vinci, who was originally just a bit of a bad taste, suddenly started to let himself go...

Dr. Roman shook his dizzy head and muttered in a low voice, but soon, he was attracted by a white ball again.

"Huh? You...Miss Cat?"

Little white|The cat also left the studio with him at some point, squatting in front of him, tilting his head to look at him curiously, the tip of the fluffy tail behind him is gently rolled up, symbolizing her good mood .

"Doctor, Roman, can I call you that?" The cat servant, who was very unusual when he appeared on the stage, said these words in an irresistible baby voice.

Doctor Roman, who was usually in the control room, was taken aback for a moment, staring at the cutest meme in front of him, and finally understood the charm of this cat servant.Although he subconsciously felt that something was weird, but facing the burning eyes of the cat follower, he could only smile dryly: "But...of course!"

"Then I'll be straight, Roman." The cat follower said, "What is your wish?"

Dr. Roman: "...what?"

The cat servant looked at him strangely: "I don't understand? Do you need me to change the language?"

Dr. Roman: "No, no, that...it's not a matter of language at all!" Dr. Roman laughed dryly, the animal's intuition sounded, and his heart was pounding in fright, "I...I mean, why do you suddenly want to Ask me this kind of - wow!"

The cat follower pursed his lips, the cat's face had a look of disgust visible to the naked eye, and it jumped up suddenly.And when she stepped on the unprepared Dr. Roman on the ground, she had once again turned into a majestic big cat.

The cat servant raised its round cat paws and stomped unhappily on the head of some poor victim.

"I'm asking about your wish! This is a super friendly question, why do you show such vigilance to an innocent and cute cat like me?! Do you know that I'm so hurt? Or is your wish not allowed? The 20-year ban? Hey! I should have known, as expected, those are the final wishes of an older homeboy like you?!"

"Wh-what?! I didn't!" An older otaku blushed and struggled, "I didn't say anything! Why did you convict me so easily!!"

"Because you look like that!"

Whoa!Too much!

Doctor Roman couldn't afford it, showing a frustrated and aggrieved look.

The cat servant looked at Dr. Roman's expression with a strange expression.

"It's really interesting!" The cat servant grinned, and unceremoniously held down Dr. Roman with his cat's paw, and the cat's face came closer to him, staring at him endlessly.

Dr. Roman felt inexplicably nervous. He always felt like he had seen this scene before... It seemed that he had met such a bad and arrogant guy a long time ago.

Wait - when?

Finally, the cat servant spoke.

"You-"

The cat servant narrowed his cat eyes slightly, showing the standard nasty expression of the devil preparing to make big news.

Doctor Roman became more and more nervous.

"—You really are... Miwu?"

Suddenly, a hand stretched out from behind the cat follower and scooped her up.

The cat servant's round eyes widened even more, and the expression on the cat's face instantly changed from a wayward big devil to a soft and cute one.

"Mi woo..."

I saw the cat obediently curling its paws, turning its head to look at the heroic spirit in red holding her behind her, and said softly, "Shirou, you are here!"

The cat follower activates the skill: Adorable to pass the level!

Emiya: "..."

The mental judgment is passed, and the skill becomes invalid.

Emiya looked at the big white cat, then at Dr. Roman who got up from the ground with an awkward smile, and sighed.

"I'm sorry... Although I don't know what happened, but this guy probably did something unsafe again... Anyway, Dr. Roman, I'm very sorry for the trouble she caused you."

Before Dr. Roman could speak, the cat servant exploded first.

"What! Did I do anything too much?!" The cat follower angrily accused, "You——Roman, tell me, did I cause trouble to you?!"

Isn't it?Wasn't it you who suddenly stomped someone on the ground to scare them? !

And these words are intimidating, right? !This must be intimidation, right? ! !

Dr. Roman laughed dryly: "It's okay, it's okay... Actually, there's nothing wrong..."

Doctor Roman shamefully succumbs to the intimidation of cat villains.

The cat servant laughed again, triumphantly, with the tip of his tail curled up and down.

Emiya showed a puzzled expression, but under the victim's efforts to "clarify" and the big white cat's self-defense, he could only shake his head, bid farewell to Dr. Roman, and left with the big white cat in his arms.

Doctor Roman looked at the two departed servants, touched his head, and recalled the scene just now, becoming more and more confused.

——Who is this cat servant...?

She... knew him?

No no no, this is absolutely impossible!

It's absolutely impossible - isn't it? !

……

Oh, right.

and also.

——Why is Emiya so concerned about this cat servant?

What she did, why did he apologize on her behalf?What is their relationship?

...pets and owners?

No!etc!Sober up!That's a follower!Not a real cat! !

And before that there is a more important question...

That servant in red... didn't he claim to have amnesia?

Doctor Roman was lost in thought.

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……

"So, Shirou, you really haven't remembered?"

On the other side, a certain little devil who was forcibly taken away by the servant in red was resting its head on the servant's shoulder comfortably, shaking its long tail, and the voice of the question was as soft as her appearance. And cute, yet there was a sly gleam in her eyes.

"About how you came here and why you were summoned...don't you remember all of this?"

The red-clothed servant was not at all defensive, thinking with a very upright and serious brain circuit, frowning: "Yes, I still only have chaotic memories in my mind about these things."

As a heroic spirit who became attached to Master Fujimaru Tachika at the first singularity point, the time when the red-clothed servant Emiya was summoned is second only to the monster who is still hated even if he walks the path of a magician. dog.

However, when the big dog—be it Caster or Lancer—was summoned to the singularity to help the master N times, Emiya was still fishing in Chaldea, and it seemed that she had a tendency to change jobs to Cook ...And the reason for this is, of course, that the master forgave a certain follower for making soy sauce, but it was more because of Emiya's chaotic memory.

I don’t know whether it’s the wrong way of summoning or the wrong summoning item. After Tatsuka Fujimaru was chased by a monster and rolled into a warehouse in the abandoned Fuyuki City, and Emiya was summoned by accident, his memory was hard to sort out. The chaos, the messy memories that couldn't be continuous, almost made him confused about his own existence.

Especially those people I met at the first singularity—whether it was the female high school student who could shoot the arrow that destroys demons, or the half-demon with a grumpy face, or the one who was called Lingyue Immortal Fairy. I can't wait to throw him into hell's demon dog... He obviously doesn't have the slightest impression of it!But these guys all seemed to be very familiar with him, and they almost didn't say "Yo, here we go again".

So, facing such a vision and the Master's strange gaze, Emiya was very distressed and felt a little guilty.

But that's not the point!

The point is, what happened to his memory?

The little devil secretly heaved a sigh of relief, wagging his tail, and tried his best not to let the red-clothed servant notice his happy mood. He just meowed tentatively: "Is there no clue here in Chaldea? That Fujimaru little What about the girl? Doesn't she know anything?"

The red-clothed servant recalled Fujimaru Tachika's tense and frustrated face when facing him, and commented pertinently: "I don't think you should be too harsh on a novice magician who has not yet started."

——So, this means you don’t know anything?

The little devil's tail wagged even more happily.

"Actually, Shirou, the thing is-"

The little devil was determined to confuse this matter, but the next moment, a golden pickup came towards him.

"Oh? So it's the two of you." After seeing them, Jinpica's face flashed with surprise, and then he thought of something, and he folded his hands and laughed, "I'll just say why that brat recently used that kind of annoying I looked at me with bored eyes, and the answer was you? Hmph, since you have come to me, have you thought about how to please me? This is the last agreement, don’t expect me to let you off easily, of course , if you can present the ridiculous scene in front of this king in the last so-called 'wedding', then this king will allow this agreement to be fulfilled!"

When the cat follower heard a certain forbidden word, he was startled and frightened.

The red-clothed servant who was holding Mizi quietly frowned, and the blurry picture in his mind quickly took shape, pieced together a day of flying around.

"Interesting...reminds me of something very interesting."

The red-clothed servant gently pulled the paw of the fried cat, put her down, and then looked straight at the blond youth at the end of the aisle.

"That golden pickup over there, if I remember correctly, the chaos that day seems to have started with your rude words?" The red-clothed servant smiled slightly, "Great, it seems that the time for us to settle accounts has finally arrived. "

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On a certain (everyone knows) day:

Gold Sparkle: Get out of the way!Who gave you bastards the guts to stand in my way?

Tamamomae/Uchiha Madara/Lingyue Xianji/Asakura Hao: ...