[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

Therefore, after a certain Wang Jiang’s secret speech was revealed by a cat follower, this blue follower was knocked half to death by the suffering master (blue follower: I am the suffering master!!), and then a certain The servant in red planted him in a flower garden as fertilizer.

"With this kind of flower fertilizer, probably the flowers in this flower garden will have indigestion. But those who are threatened to grow flowers have no right to protest..." Emiya sighed, thinking of the face of a certain dull hairy king with a death smile, his expression was helpless , "Really, it's not my wish to encounter such a scene and hear such words—"

So whose fault is it?

Emiya stared at the cat servant who still had an innocent face, she was lucky, she didn't have the heart to blame, and sighed: "So, in the future, you have to be more careful in deciding what you say, understand?! If you always act like this, you will Cause trouble to the surrounding flowers and plants."

Large blue flower fertilizer in a flowerbed: "..."

Wang Jiang: Isn't it me who is most troubled? ! !

The cat follower's cute round eyes blinked, and a sly look surfaced, and he turned around and ran away with a soft "meow".

Emiya was stunned: "Yin? Where are you going?"

Are you angry?

Should... probably not, right?

The cat follower stopped, and when she looked back at him, she changed into the original majestic and beautiful big white cat, but her voice was still soft and very cute.

"Shirou obediently bury the flower fertilizer!" The big white cat said happily, "I went to play by myself!"

Emiya: "..."

wait wait wait? !Just leave? !

A certain Hua Fei was dying, but she still did not forget to laugh at her old enemy: "Hahaha, even the cat will abandon you—"

Bang!

The world is quiet.

……

The full name of Chaldea is "Phoenix Chaldea, the human existence guarantee organization", which is an observatory built to overlook everything on the earth from the void.

And since Chaldea has such a great goal, its scale is naturally not small, so after leaving Emiya, the cat servant who wandered alone lived up to expectations and got lost.

"mum?"

The majestic and beautiful big white cat squatted at the fork in the road. Before, after, and around her, every long corridor with a sense of technology and design made her feel familiar.

"mum……"

The big white cat tilted its head in confusion, hesitating.

And it was at this moment that a long-haired beauty with a sexy figure came over, her eyes lit up when she saw the cat follower, and she chuckled softly, "Ah, there is a cute lost kitten here! How about it?" , do you want to consider going with me? If it is you, I will be happy to help you and show you around Chaldea!"

The cat follower thought for a moment: "Mi?"

Da Vinci laughed heartily: "No, I'm not the kind of person who would sneak fish when no one was looking, but pretend to be hardworking on the surface, I'm not, I'm a genius, a genius How can you be lazy if you are lazy? This is obviously called a combination of work and rest."

The cat follower squinted at her.

"Okay, let's not talk about this kind of thing." Da Vinci bent down and stretched out his hand to the cat follower with a smile, "Let's go, cutie, I'll show you something interesting, how about it?"

The cat servant thought for a while and nodded in agreement.Then, she turned into a palm-sized kitten very understandingly, and climbed onto her shoulder along Da Vinci's hand.Although Da Vinci kissed her several times on the way, as long as she didn't kiss her, she was still very magnanimous.

Yes, Cat Servant is a cute and friendly cat!She didn't care at all whether the person who came to pet the hair was a man or a woman--only a certain canteen chef cared about this kind of thing.

But having said that, it was only after a certain point of time that the head chef finally agreed to reach out to touch her cute, charming and cute cat. I don't know how complicated and entangled he has gone through in his heart. stage.

Da Vinci, who got a cat, was very happy. Feeling that she had successfully snatched the cat from the canteen chef, she looked around reservedly, and after seeing that there was indeed no shadow of a certain chef around, she quickly returned In my own studio, after closing the door with a bang, I happily held the cat in circles.

"It's so cute! It's so cute!! Why are there such cute creatures as cats in the world?"

"Cats are 'cute' souls!"

"Cats are the superlative of 'cute'!"

"The cat is—"

Suddenly, Da Vinci, who was holding the cat in circles, froze in place.

On the other side of her, on the chair in the studio, Romani Achiman was dumbfounded, and the spoon and cake in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

One minute later, Da Vinci sat in the position of Dr. Roman a minute ago, showing a noble and elegant smile that belonged to a great beauty. Opposite her, Dr. Roman with a big bag on his head was weeping silently.

The cat servant took a sympathetic look at the big bag on Dr. Roman's head, and nonchalantly turned around on the desk in the studio, circled a piece of land, and then stuffed himself into it.

Da Vinci smiled and said very kindly: "Doctor Roman, what can I do for you today?"

Dr. Roman took out a tissue, wiped away the pained tears while lowering his head, and complained: "Obviously you left a message telling me to come to the studio quickly! But the reaction was so big..." And it seemed as if he had completely forgotten about it, He was so scared that the cake dropped—it was a luxurious strawberry cake that he had treasured for a long time!

Speaking of which, why does everyone seem to like cats so much?

I can't understand, are cats really so cute?

Doctor Roman looked at the cat servant in confusion with teary eyes, and then got a cute and soft head tilt.

Doctor Roman: "..."

Well... okay.

It's not really incomprehensible at all.

After Da Vinci heard Dr. Roman's complaint, he suddenly realized, and then he remembered the business: "Yes! This time I called you to tell you that the director is about to wake up, and then you don't have to work so hard! "

Doctor Roman was taken aback.

"Director...was about to wake up?" Dr. Roman was pleasantly surprised and puzzled, "Didn't it mean that her soul was shaken by magic power, and it would be difficult to wake up within a year?"

In the big explosion in Chaldea, director Olga Marie's body was almost destroyed, and finally her soul was transferred to the singularity, and Leif concluded that she was dead... In fact, whether it is Ray Her husband, Chaldea, or Olga Marie herself, all thought she was dead, but in the end, her soul miraculously returned to Chaldea, and her body was quickly repaired by the magic power that came from nowhere. The next one just needs time to adjust and let her wake up naturally.

That's a good thing, because no matter what, it's better to be alive than dead.

But this is also a bad thing, because no one knows whether they can survive until the day when this stubborn director wakes up.

But what did he hear now?

Director is waking up?

This... It's only been less than half a year, right?

"That's right, under normal circumstances, the director really needs a long, long time of cultivation to wake up, but—some miracles will always happen in the world, right!"

The big beauty smiled and threw a wink at the cat servant on the table. The cat servant shook her tail, and the cute cat's face was still weak, sweet and innocent.

The big beauty's smile became more and more meaningful.

However, Dr. Roman was not keenly aware of the eye contact between the big beauty and the cat servant. After experiencing a series of emotions such as sadness, joy, worry, and excitement, he finally returned to fatigue .

"It would be great if I could wake up early." Doctor Roman said, "Having said that, it seems that the work has been getting smoother and smoother recently. Whether it's a matter...these things seem to have happened in the last month...it's a bit strange...did something happen in the last month?"

Da Vinci smiled and said nothing.

Doctor Roman thought hard.

After a while, he suddenly realized, and made a voice as if he had glimpsed the truth: "That's right! In the past month—I don't seem to have seen Fufu in Chaldea?!"

Da Vinci: "..."

It's hopeless, goodbye.

Doctor Roman was thrown out of the studio.