The author and the protagonist are a perfect match!

Lu Wenzhi rushed to the police station with Noah, when he was scolded by the police.

"You are too irresponsible!" The young policeman stared at the sweaty Lu Wenzhi, frowning tightly and taught, "Since you are a mental patient, why are you still keeping controlled knives at home? He took the sharp sword and danced blindly, what if he hurt someone?"

Jun Tianfu was still yelling in the room: "My sword mage is from the ancient Demon Lord..."

Before Noah was surprised why he didn't stutter now, he heard the policeman in front of him say sadly: "Look, the degree of this disease is not mild!"

Lu Wen was sweating coldly, and hurriedly stepped forward, tightly hugging Jun Tianfu who was about to run away.He shouted at the top of his voice, "Dijun, think twice, Dijun!"

Jun Tianfu gritted his teeth and said, "Get out of the way!"

"I do not!"

This lively event attracted all the policemen on duty at the police station, and everyone gathered around to watch the show, even a buddy who had just been caught drunk driving, and shouted with his tongue: "Brother, you are better than me!" I drank too much! It's kind!"

"I'm not drunk!"

Lu Wenzhi almost collapsed.On the one hand, he couldn't control Jun Tianfu at all, on the other hand, he wanted to know very much now, how the two of them were able to blow up the door of his house when they were staying at home, and directly entered the trap!

"what is the problem?!"

Z walked over slowly: "It's just a little joke with Dijun, maybe our jokes are different." Saying that, he shrugged regretfully.

"..." Lu Wenzhi understands the temperament of his third son too well. Don't look at Jun Tianfu can beat Z in terms of strength alone, but if the two of them really fight, then Z, the old goblin, will definitely appear. Lose move, [-]%!

Their Xiaotian is only a three-hundred-year-old child——! ! !

Lu Wenzhi took a deep breath and quickly asked, "Comrade policeman, what do I need to do now?"

"Pay a fine of 200 yuan first, and then be detained for fifteen days—" Seeing Lu Wenzhi's terrified expression, which almost collapsed, the policeman paused, and then said: "Because he has a mental illness, and he didn't cause any damage. , so there is no need for detention."

Lu Wenzhi sat up in shock in an instant dying of illness, and borrowed another 500 years from the sky!

The policeman said earnestly, "I know it's not easy for you, but the family members must take good care of you. These days, there are too many incidents of mentally ill patients running on the street and hurting others."

Not knowing where the courage came from, Lu Wenzhi covered Jun Tianfu's mouth, and nodded desperately like a chicken pecking at rice: "Okay, okay, I will definitely do it!"

Things that can be solved with money are nothing!

To put it bluntly, begging grandpa to tell grandma, he invited this great god back home.For this reason, Lu Wenzhi went to the supermarket downstairs and bought a box of Coke.But when he was standing at the entrance of the corridor, looking at the door that was cut in half, and the messy living room, and accepting the pointers from the neighbors around him, the burning anger in Lu Wen's heart was still It exploded uncontrollably.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Jun Tianfu, you..."

Jun Tianfu stared at him silently with dim eyes.

"...Your sword skills are superb."

Lu Wenzhi said three times, don't be angry, don't be angry, and then turned around and started to drive away the crowd watching the fun in the corridor: "It's gone, it's gone, go back to each house and find your mother, don't gather around here to watch the fun, here we are There's nothing exciting to watch."

But the aunt who was choked by him before finally seized a chance, so she wouldn't let it go.She said in a strange voice: "Oh, there is still a mental patient living in your house? This is terrible. What if he goes crazy and kills people in the street?"

She touches her lips up and down, and she spouts acrimonious words like peas, and the people living in this area are basically nosy grandpas and aunts who are about her age and meddlesome. Nodding in agreement.

"Yes, this is too scary."

"My grandson is only three years old, what's going on? The police don't even lock him up!"

"I see, the people living in this family are not normal people!"

Hearing this, Jun Tianfu, who was irritable before as if he was about to kill someone, showed no fluctuation in his expression at this time.He snorted coldly, didn't even bother to say anything, and went into the room holding the sword indifferently.

He didn't bother to shoot this kind of person.

Besides, didn't he hear such innocuous sarcastic remarks before?But Lu Wenzhi couldn't pretend he didn't hear it.

He turned around slowly, his sharp eyes swept across the elders and aunts in front of him, even though his eyes were covered by long bangs, his tone was unabashedly aggressive.

He said: "First of all, our Xiaotian is just a bit of a second grader... which means he is obsessed with martial arts movies. He speaks more politely and has a rich imagination, but he is by no means crazy. He is very smart! At least, his IQ must be Much higher than all of you here."

"Second, if what happened today disturbed everyone, then I would like to apologize to you here first. But one size counts for one size, and we have not caused any damage to you. All uncles and aunts can hold grandchildren I'm old, no matter what, please say good deeds, people are doing things and the sky is watching, do you understand what I mean?"

Lu Wenzhi put on a lot of momentum, so the discussion among the crowd died down for a moment.But soon, there was another person who was not reconciled to nagging: "It sounds good. But I think he is like a psychopath, he can't even articulate a sentence, and if something happens..."

Lu Wenzhi interrupted him impatiently: "Then I think you look like someone who can go to the street to rob a bank with your blackened and ferocious appearance. Can I call 110 now and ask the police to arrest you? Stop talking nonsense, three-year-olds know that they will be spanked for lying, how come you don’t feel ashamed at all when you’ve lived so long?”

"you!"

The man was speechless for a moment, he could only tremble and point at Lu Wenzhi, speechless for a long time.The rest of the people saw that this young man was young, but he was a sharp-tongued guy who was not easy to mess with, so they quickly dispersed.

Z shook his head and sighed: "This mouth is powerful enough." He glanced at Jun Tianfu who had just entered the room out of the corner of his eye. Can't see the expression clearly, but the hands hanging by the sides have already clenched into fists, and the whole person is as tense as a string that may break at any time.

The man sighed softly, so age does not mean experience, Jun Tianfu is still very young.

Learning to face the malice of the world is the only way for a teenager to become an adult; and after experiencing the ups and downs of the world, he can still accept the kindness from others is the sign of a person's true maturity.

By this time, all the onlookers had left. Z patted Lu Wenzhi who was speechlessly facing the mess, and praised: "Young man, what you just said is good, very imposing!"

Lu Wenzhi had a mournful face: "Thank you for the compliment..."

Z let out a "puchi" laugh, squinting at Noah who was standing silently by the side, and asked him, "Aren't you going to help him?"

Noah blinked: "No, I thought you would make a move."

No matter in terms of qualifications, ability or age, Z is Noah's predecessor, so he naturally calls Z "you", and the two usually discuss some magic-related issues with each other.

Jun Tianfu: "..." As a swordsman, I feel out of place with you.

Seeing that Z didn't intend to help, Noah took the initiative to take a step forward, a white light appeared in the palm of his hand, and he muttered something——Lu Wenzhi just remembered that in his setting, magic can be used to recover items. !

Half a minute later, he looked at the restored security door in front of him, almost weeping with joy.

Very good!He can finally spend the night peacefully!

Even if there were no thieves, he wouldn't be afraid of any thieves coming in, but when Lu Wenyi thought of sleeping in this house with an empty door all night, his whole body felt uneasy.

Z turned the doorknob, nodded to Noah affirmatively: "Yes, it can already be regarded as perfect."

"Hey, what are you standing outside looking at, go in quickly!" Lu Wenzhi couldn't wait to go home, but he had just stepped in, and when he looked up, he found Jun Tian standing there with his sword in his arms. Fu, secretly glanced at him from the corner of the eye.

Probably out of his mind, Lu Wenzhi looked at him blankly, and asked a silly question:

"Dijun, why are you blushing?"

Then in the next second, he was pushed out by Jun Tianfu, who turned into anger, and watched helplessly as the door of his house was 0.1 mm away from the tip of his nose, and it was ruthlessly and quickly closed with a "bang".

The force was so great that the whole wall shook.

Lu Wenzhi was stunned for three seconds.

Then he began to slam the door desperately with regret, and wailed: "Dijun, Dijun, please let me in, I was wrong! I was really wrong-"

Jun Tianfu roared from inside the door: "Shut up!"

Noah: "..."

Z shook his head again and sighed: "Hey, young people nowadays."