The author and the protagonist are a perfect match!

Two days passed without incident.

Lu Wenzhi stayed up all night cultivating immortality yesterday, and was abruptly woken up by Noah to have breakfast early in the morning.After washing up, he sat at the dining table listlessly, with a mess of hair like a chicken coop, and a look of hollowed out kidneys.

It was in stark contrast to the well-dressed Z sitting opposite.

"Are you going out today?" Lu Wenzhi rolled his eyelids, casually inserted a poached egg on the plate with a fork, and asked him lazily.

Z nodded and asked, "Are you from N University?"

Lu asked: "Yes. What's the matter?"

Z said: "I applied for a job as a psychology teacher at N University to teach undergraduates, and I will go to class after the winter vacation."

Lu Wen immediately cheered up: "Really? That's great!"

Z took a closer look at his surprised and delighted expression, and it didn't look like a fake, so he couldn't help laughing: "I thought, what would you say to make me restrain myself and stop attacking students."

After all, Z is a vampire, and he moved a small refrigerator to his house two days ago to store his "food".Lu Wenzhi observed secretly for a few days, and knew that he was indeed measured, so he didn't bother to take care of it.

"Ahem," Lu Wenzhi looked a little embarrassed, "Isn't it because you were watching "The Silence of the Lambs" before, and you were always a little worried..."

Z asked curiously, "Then why aren't you worried now?"

Lu Wenzhi tilted his head and thought for a while, then said with a smile, "Probably because you watched "The Twilight Saga" yesterday?"

The man was speechless for a moment, but soon, Lu Wenzhi couldn't laugh anymore.

"By the way, your counselor asked me to ask you when you plan to go back to class." Looking at Lu Wenzhi's suddenly stiff face, Z said calmly: "If I remember correctly, you have been suspended for two years Right? If you don’t go to class, N University will definitely regard you as a dropout, and by then, you will only have a high school degree.”

"This...Let's talk about it later, I'll go back to code first."

Lu Wen swallowed the poached egg in one gulp, then got up and hurried back to the room.Noah, who was sitting by the side, stared at the closed door of the study, turned to Z and asked, "Do you know the reason why he dropped out of school?"

Z shook his head: "I'm just a new teacher who hasn't taken office yet."

In the room, Lu Wenzhi sat in front of the computer, distracted for a while, unable to type a word at all.In the end, he simply closed his notebook and began to enjoy the water.

What is the code?Is the code word happy to fish?

It is said that life is too short to have fun in time, so why doesn't he go fishing?

Lu Wenzhi, whose logic is self-consistent, thinks like this without any burden.He casually flipped through the chat records in the group, and the group of idle guys were still chatting about some boring topics as usual... Well, why did the topic involve himself?

Non-Emirates: "Great father-in-law this time, it's really a good time to catch up. A certain Juwang executive is vigorously developing overseas markets recently. His book "The Throne" has been recommended on the homepage for three months, but it turned out that Hollywood The big director of the company was attracted."

Non-Emirates: "The right time, place and people are harmonious, really awesome."

This non-Emirati, just like his pseudonym, is absolutely fine.Poisoned milk skills can be said to be unprecedented, never before or after, say nothing, think things will not work, others are unlucky occasionally, he is 360 five days every day Mercury retrograde.Daily superstitious koi carp, unfortunately, the one raised at home died within three days, and the reposting on Moments was also blocked shortly after.From then on, he finally realized his enlightenment, and embarked on the road of self-destruction and self-abandonment incarnation of lemon essence.

The mouth is fragrant: "It seems to smell a sour smell, everyone tell me, I am not alone."

Below is a row of "+1".

With a fragrant mouth, he is a popular writer of Ma Wen, but he has been closed for many years and is currently working as a game anchor.It is rumored that I am a doctor of medicine who was unable to graduate even after being bald. In a fit of anger, I abandoned medicine and pursued literature. My catchphrase is "studying medicine can't save Chinese people."

The African chieftain continued to give up on himself: "Yes, I am sour, what's the matter? Aren't you sour? This is Hollywood, where there is my goddess, my true love, and my dream of life!"

Breathing out fragrantly: "Go to sleep, there is everything in the dream. Moreover, if the goddess you are talking about is the one on your computer desktop, then there is no difference between ending your life and living another 50 years."

Non-Emirates: "..."

Online group friends praised it one after another: "As expected, the mouth is fragrant and sharp!"

"African, you are thinking of peach!"

There is also a joker: "At the end of this year, the fantasy drama co-produced by China and the United States is about to start filming. The protagonist of this film is devout and persevering. He leads his companions all the way to the west. Both styles are blooming-yes, its name is "God Throne"!"

"Dare father-in-law to treat you! Give out red envelopes!"

Lu Wenzhi, who was caught by Crazy @, quickly stood up and spoke: "There is no sign of the filming of the novel yet, what are you all making a fuss about here, there is no news outside, don't you all know? Those two directors, are going The candidate for the leading role is like a black-eyed chicken!"

The group was quiet for a while.

The mouth is fragrant: "I saw the inside news. The person who was selected abroad is better. Of course, it may be because I am blind to foreigners. The domestic... Dare father-in-law, you have a problem with him? "

Lu Wenzhi: "I think so, if there is really a festival, I would have started to complain on Weibo a long time ago, why do I need to hold back until now?"

Dare father-in-law and spouting fragrance, these two people are completely different types when they scold others.

Readers describe them like this: one is "the simplest mouth smell, the most extreme enjoyment", and the other is "the swan song of historians, the Li Sao without rhyme".Regarding this, as a doctor of medicine (not yet graduated), Mouth Fang was still very aggrieved for a while, thinking that he, a 985 highly educated talent, has actually fallen to the same level as an internet troll?It's ridiculous!

But the next time he logs into the game and encounters cheating teammates, he still can't control his irritable hands, his fingers are flying, centered on his mother, from direct blood relatives to seven aunts and eight aunts, depending on the specific situation, it can also be derived to ancestors. Eight generations.

Seeing Lu Wenzhi's news, he spoke fragrantly and said, "I'm looking forward to it."

The end of the year is to make dumplings during the Chinese New Year: "Fenfang, you go away, don't come here to provoke trouble. Dare father-in-law, since the production team hasn't started, what are you up to lately? It feels like you are nowhere to be seen in the group."

Lu Wenzhi: "Code words."

There was a burst of booing, and the despise emoji instantly swiped the screen.

"Father-in-law, you can lie and say that you won 500 million today, but I don't even believe that you coded [-] words today."

"Yes, your readers' reminders have all been urged to the bottom of my comment area, you know? What did I do, I would agree to tweet for you back then, and now the readers have even brought me along!"

"People need face and skin, dare father-in-law, we still have to be honest in life, otherwise you will be the next one to be tricked."

The "routine" in their mouths is something that has been talked about by the masses of melon eaters in the Internet literature circle recently. Finally got the contact information of the eunuch author.

This is nothing at all, but the most embarrassing thing is that this reader pretended to be a cute girl and greeted the author every day, which moved him a lot, and even raised some other small thoughts.So he was dizzy for a while, and agreed to Mian Ji.

And that night, he posted a photo of him in a hotel with readers on Weibo.

In the photo, he is typing; while the big brother with a flower arm is sitting next to him with a kitchen knife, watching him type.

The author also attached eight words to this photo: to be a new man, to make amends.

Although I don't know what kind of agreement he signed to humiliate the country with tears that day, anyway, he was on the hot search with this big brother that night.The most frenzied thing is that in the comment area below, the people who eat melons all neatly "well done!"

Lu Wenzhi: "..."

He locked the screen of the phone expressionlessly, and buckled it on the table with the screen facing down.

In terms of misery, who could be more miserable than him?

That guy is still urged by readers to update, what about him?He was urged by the protagonist to repair the text!

But at this moment, the phone suddenly buzzed and vibrated.

Lu Wenzhi answered the phone: "Hi, hello, who is it? What...Really? That's great! Please be sure to reserve a spot for me, yes, I have a candidate here, very suitable!"

After hanging up the phone, he stood up excitedly, rushed out the door, and shouted, "Noah, your first character is here!"

The young man who was washing dishes in the kitchen suddenly turned around: "What?"

"Hey, what are you washing the dishes for? Hurry up and follow me to the EX company and sign the contract!" Lu Wenyi tore off his little pink apron and hurriedly said: "The two directors can't convince the other. , so I just open the audition directly. Tell me, is there any protagonist in this world who is more suitable than you to play the protagonist of "God Throne"? You are the protagonist himself!"

He said excitedly: "Because I am an author and a screenwriter, they gave me a priority recommendation. Come on, I believe this role must be yours!"

Looking at Lu Wenzhi's shining expectant eyes, Noah silently swallowed the words that he may not be familiar with the work of an actor.

He nodded and said slowly: "I will live up to your expectations."