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Itachi Uchiha.

At first glance, it seems that he is quite honest in being silent, but in fact, he understands everything when asked.

With the help of the helpful Uchiha Itachi boy, we changed Deidara's clothes in no time.

In order to hide the fact that men have no body curves, the Itachi boy first suppressed it with force and then hypnotized it with illusion, and he just put a kimono on Didara.

The hidden scorpion Juju also personally painted him with makeup, and the corners of Didala's eyes were pink, which made his eyes seem to be full of water.

...But it's not wrong to say that it contains water.

Didara looked bullied and almost cried.

I patted him on the shoulder pityingly: "Don't blame them, it's actually pretty good... Do you want to stuff two more apples in your chest?"

Didara cried and wanted to pick up Mr. Kisame's shark muscle sword and hit me: "Asshole! Who do you think is at fault, eh!"

Scorpion tidied away the paints used to make up Didara, and said coldly, "Don't cry, the makeup is gone and you have to repaint it."

Didara sniffed, and the tears stayed strong.

Fortunately, Scorpion didn't have a penchant for letting me wear women's clothes, otherwise, with his skills, I would be the third fake woman in the column now.

Scorpion glanced at me: "What are you thinking with your stupid face?"

I murmured to myself: "I'm thanking you for your great kindness that didn't make Brother Deng become Sister Deng..."

Scorpion disdained: "You should thank me for being good-tempered back then and not really killing you."

I rolled my eyes at him coldly.

You just can't bear it.

According to the report of Mr. Kisame who went out to investigate information, Jiraiya and Nine Tails Jinchuriki have already entered the town.

I kicked Didara: "It's time for you to play."

Didara turned around and glared at me, then staggered out on the clogs he was not used to wearing.

Mr. Kisame casually picked up his shark-muscle sword, looked at Didala's back and asked me strangely: "Why doesn't he use the transformation technique?"

I thought for a while: "Is it interesting?"

We hid in the distance behind Didara, waiting for an opportunity to make a move.

And at the door of the hotel not far in front of Didara, the white-haired middle-aged man was Jiraiya, who was named Sannin with the same name as Orochimaru.

The blond kid next to Jiraiya is probably Nine Tails Jinchuriki.

"That's Uzumaki Naruto."

Uchiha Itachi explained to me: "He is the son of the Fourth Hokage."

I was shocked: "Then why doesn't he have the same surname as his father...Adopted?"

Uchiha Itachi endured it, and answered me in a low voice: "...because his mother's name is Uzumaki Kushina."

Didara clumsily pretended to be a seductive figure, but actually stumbled towards Jiraiya.

He probably wanted to make a coquettish gesture of brushing his hair, but he didn't notice his feet.Didara, who had been running around in ninja shoes all year round, couldn't get used to the clogs at all. Didara stumbled and fell straight towards Jiraiya.

I seriously thought about the second plan of persuading Uchiha Itachi to dress up as a woman to seduce Jiraiya.

The result was beyond my expectation.

Didara was carefully supported by Jiraiya, and then what the two of them said, I was too far away to hear clearly.

Jiraiya casually tossed the hotel key to Kyuubi Jinchuriki, carefully supported Didara's arm, turned and walked towards the bustling street.

I was simply stunned by the unfolding of this god.

Didara is good enough, what a god can act.

The scorpion patted me: "Didara is gone, what are you still doing? Do you want to replace Didara?"

I just came back to my senses.

The figures of Didala and Jiraiya walked further and further away until they disappeared into the crowd.

I clenched my fists and said to Xiezi: "Look at my brother using his personality charm to seduce you from Nine-Tails Jinchuriki."

Scorpion backhanded me and pushed me out: "Hurry up and get out."

I tidied up the Huoyun robe on my body, and walked into the hotel.

A robe with a black background and red clouds is naturally very eye-catching.As soon as I entered, I was stopped by the boss at the door.

He asked me what I did.

I smiled at him: "Did you see the little blond boy who came here with a white-haired uncle just now? That's my younger brother. He thought I gave too little pocket money, so he had to elope with the strange Shushu he just met. I Come find him."

The boss retreated with a face full of confusion, and pointed out to me the room where Nine-Tails Jinjuriki lived.

Satisfied, I turned around and went upstairs, it seems Brother Deng and my acting skills are not inferior to those of the past.

I just walked up to the second floor, and I saw Scorpion jumping in from the window with Mr. Kisame and Uchiha Itachi with an indifferent expression. I saw Mr. Kisame's knife stuck in the window and kept drawing the knife. I was speechless. He swallowed.

"...Why didn't you walk through the main entrance with me just now?"

While tugging on his shark-muscle sword, Mr. Kisame turned his head and said doubtfully, "If I go with you, wouldn't you be able to lie to the innkeeper like that?"

Are you underestimating my acting skills too?

I snorted, straightened my collar, put on a serious expression, and knocked on the door.

There was a crackling sound from the room inside the door, followed by the youthful cry of pain.

Sounds like a daredevil who tripped over luggage and fell.

After a while, the cries of pain gradually stopped, and Nine-Tails Jinchuriki named Uzumaki Naruto shouted, "Immortal Sensei, have you been dumped so soon?"

I said nothing.

The sound of pattering footsteps was getting closer and closer, Nine Tails Jinchuriki finally opened the door.

This is the first time I have approached Nine Tails Jinchuriki.

He looked just like an ordinary kid.

Ninjas born in peaceful times have long since lost the meaning of rushing to the battlefield so early.Apart from the identity of Jinzhuli, he is just a young man whose hands have not been soaked in blood.

He stared blankly at me with a pair of clean sea blue eyes.

I feel emotional in my heart.

This is just an ordinary boy, Deidara or something, Uchiha Itachi or something, and my family's scorpion who dropped out of ninja school after three months and went straight to ninja all the way, are too exaggerated.

"That..." He poked his head out for a look, but Scorpion and the others were standing in a blind spot that he couldn't see from this angle.

Seeing that there was no one else, he cast his eyes on me again: "Who are you?"

I pretended to be anxious and frowned: "Are you Uzumaki Naruto?"

He nodded.

"Is your master called Zilaiye?"

He was surprised: "How do you know?"

I am very pleased.

Not only was this child normal in childhood, but his IQ was also normal, so he was so easily deceived.

I was relieved in my heart, but my expression became more and more serious: "It's not good, come with me, the person who took your master away is a hypocrite, he took your master into a black shop, and he won't let go if he has a kidney cut. "

Without hesitation, he started to run with me.

I ran towards the stairs with Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. At the top of the stairs, there were scorpions and the others lying in ambush.

However, the two of us failed to reach the stairs, and there was a huge explosion in Naruto Uzumaki's room.

I subconsciously thought of Didara.

In the end, I looked up, and it was really Deidara, yes...

Uzumaki Naruto looked at him, then at me: "...that fake girl?"

Most of the kimono on Didara's body has been undone, and her makeup is also a bit messy.Only the corner of the eye was red, so red that it was almost bleeding.

He jumped into the room with his back turned to the smoke from the explosion, and the moment he saw me, he began to curse: "You bastard! Mmm!"

Uzumaki Naruto heard his voice and said in horror: "It's really a fake mother!"

... I am really gratified as a liar to find a fool these days.

Didara scolded angrily: "What kind of bad idea did you come up with!"

As soon as Didara finished speaking, someone echoed.

He also sounded very angry: "What kind of bad idea is that?"

I searched around, and finally saw the white-haired man who also broke in through the window behind Didara.

The famous Sannin is Jiraiya.

Despite his famous name, he looked like an ordinary old man who was cheated by a black shop and yelled at me: "Since it's a ninja's trap, why don't you use the transformation technique!"

Didara nodded in agreement, and said angrily: "Yes! Why don't you use the transformation technique!"

I was so frightened by the way the two of them spoke in unison that my chest thumped, and I thought the core was about to fall out.

I quietly grabbed Naruto Uzumaki's hand and pulled him back two steps, but when I thought of my solid backing behind me, I felt at ease again.

"What kind of transformation technique! You know the transformation, you two are Ultraman!"

I said confidently: "This is called having fun, do you two understand it? You are illiterate!"

The author has something to say:

It was agreed to let Didara wear women's clothing 233333333

So why don't you use the transformation technique? 23333

扒衣见君节扔了一个地雷投掷时间：2015-07-1900：45：26

扒衣见君节扔了一个地雷投掷时间：2015-07-1900：46：42

Thank you for the landmine thrown by Pai Yi Jian Jun Jie = 3 = ok, thank you!

Practice pays off.