[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

I sighed, and finally released the puppet that was released, and waved my hand to signal Kakashi Hatake to get out of here and stop being an eyesore in front of me.

He clutched his stomach, watching me stare blankly for a long time after putting away the puppet.

Afterwards, he asked, "Aren't you going to fight?"

I glanced at him: "You deserve a beating?"

He endured it and still didn't have an attack. I found that he is indeed a ninja from the most peaceful Konoha Village. He has a really good temper.

He asked again: "Aren't you going to kill me?"

I wondered: "Don't you have a kunai in your hand, if you want to stab yourself to death, you must let me do it?"

The Kunai in his hand stabbed hard on the tree.

I guess if it was changed to Didara Feiduan and his ilk, even if they couldn't beat me, they would have to pounce on me and bite me.

…If it were Scorpion or Uncle Kakuzu, I would have been beaten.

Hatake Kakashi kept breathing heavily, presumably to calm down his emotions, and he provoked him to fight the battle that was finally over.

When I was about to turn around and leave to find Scorpion, he finally recovered his emotions to an almost calm level.

"What are you coming to Konoha for?"

I was stopped by him.

The reason why the Sapphire Team brought one of me to fight Uchiha Itachi and Kisame-san was because Didara and Mr. Hidan had a fight, and Mr. Chief couldn't stand it, so he took it apart and sent it out to do the task.

No one really told me why I came to Konoha.

I twisted my eyebrows, and replied hesitantly: "I also...don't know..."

His face, hidden under the mask, twitched.

"Are you really an S-rank rebel from the Akatsuki organization?"

He held his forehead weakly and said: "No matter how you look at it, you are just a fledgling little devil."

Fuck you, when I became a Jonin gang Anbe, you didn't know where to play with mud.

So I replied: "Maybe it's because I look smaller."

His expression instantly became subtle.

He muttered in a low voice: "I don't know what purpose the Akatsuki organization has."

I thought about the tasks of the past few years, and said hesitantly: "It seems to be because of the end... eh? Uhhh!"

The second half of my voice was muffled by a slap.

Unsteady in my posture, I fell backwards on my back.But I didn't fall to the ground. I fell halfway, and my scorpion stopped me and supported me.

I was pleasantly surprised: "Wow! Mmmmmmmmm—"

Only then did the scorpion realize that the hand covering my mouth hadn't been removed.

He gave me a white look with his beautiful red eyes like peach petals, with an unhappy expression: "You can chat with anyone."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!?"

You're so popular, you blame me too?

Scorpion sneered, one of his arms was around my waist, and the other hand was tightly covering my mouth but he didn't take it away for a long time.

The seller of Huahua begged for glory, and wagged his tail desperately in front of the scorpion.

I glared at Hua Hua viciously.

Kakashi, who was originally relaxed on the opposite side, regained his defense.

Hatake Kakashi looked solemnly between his eyebrows: "S-level rebellious ninja in Hidden Sand Village, the scorpion of red sand."

I secretly disliked it in my heart.

I dare to say that I can chat with anyone, and Scorpion knows people wherever he goes.

Scorpion looked at him coldly: "I won't kill you."

Afterwards, Scorpion leaned over and whispered in my ear: "Let's go, Nine Tails is not in the village."

He picked it up with one hand, put me on his shoulders and ran away in an instant.

I was hung upside down by him, and I felt that the screw was about to fall off.

Scorpion ran all the way out of Muye Village before putting me down. I was so dizzy by him that I fell to the ground as soon as I landed.

Deidara pointed at me and laughed: "Deng, you look so stupid, you don't look like a ninja at all, um."

I said angrily: "I don't know who was beaten up and cried by me who is not like a ninja last week."

He was furious: "I didn't cry, eh!"

"Huh—?" I unhurriedly stretched out a monotone, squinting at him, "Strange, did I mention you?"

Didara walked away in anger. After bullying Didara, I felt that my mood was much better.

Scorpion walked over slowly, and patted my head with his hand: "Stop bullying Didara, let's get down to business."

business?

Oh yes, I almost forgot that we didn't come here on purpose to deal with Konoha.

The Xiao organization still has tasks.

We're villains with integrity.

I sat down obediently, ready to listen to Xie Da's mission plan.

Scorpion said in a calm and clean voice: "Just now, the monitor released by Didara and attached to the clay bird has discovered the whereabouts of Nine Tails. Nine Tails is now with Jiraiya, not far from Konoha town."

Zilai also ah.

I struggled with this man in my memory.

This person also appeared in Anbu Death Book, I don't remember his appearance, but I remember that this person, like Orochimaru, is also one of the famous Sannin.

I raised my hand positively and said, "If it's all Dashewan, don't worry about it, just do it if you don't accept it."

Scorpion glared at me, as if he didn't want to talk to me.

Itachi Uchiha kindly explained to me: "Senior Deng, that person is very strong."

Mr. Kisame sneered: "It's very strong, after all, it's Sannin."

... Nonsense, Orochimaru is also Sannin. Everyone here wants to kill him.

But I thought about it for a while, Da Shewan is so indebted to be beaten, he can still escape under the siege of several people.It doesn't seem unreasonable to say that Sannin is very strong.

Uchiha Itachi frowned slightly: "But no matter how strong a person is, there are also weaknesses. Rumor has it that Zilai is also very lustful."

"That's easy." I casually pointed to Didara who was still angry squatting under the root of the tree. "Anyway, he has long hair, so let him wear women's clothes to seduce him."

Deidara glared at me, his blue to silver eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets.

"Why didn't you go, um!"

"Who told you to grow your hair so long." I retorted confidently: "There must be someone with a kind face and a gentle temper to get along with to lure Renzhuli. Look in the mirror yourself, who can have such a good temper as I do. .”

Deidara was silent.

Because they, who are famous for their cruelty, are not as good-tempered as I am.

Itachi Uchiha was silent for a while, and then said, "That...senpai Deng, go and bring out Kyuubi, can I come?"

I looked him up and down critically.

"You can't, your smile is not friendly enough."

Uchiha Itachi, who usually doesn't have a smiling face at all, went completely quiet.

Mr. Kisame is still watching the fun, anyway, as long as he is not allowed to wear women's clothes, it doesn't matter.

As for Scorpion, he was in a state of pampering me to play however I liked from the beginning to the end, and he didn't intend to intervene at all.

"Okay, let's go to work." I clapped my two hands: "Didara is going to get dressed in women's clothes, remember to take Zirai away too. Mr. Kisame, the scorpion itachi, is going to kidnap with me Renzhuli, the three of you are my solid backing."

Deidara growled, so angry that he even forgot to say: "What about me! Are you leaving me alone!"

I looked at Didara with firm eyes: "Be strong, I believe in you."

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Update.

Am I particularly diligent!

Deidara is really going to wear women's clothing, are you looking forward to it 23333

The customary request and closing time.

I am afraid that you will forget, so I directly put the column address.