[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

Based on the theory that when two bears meet, there must be a pinch, the bear boy Didara and the bear boy Fei Duan cannot make do together for the time being.

Cult members and artists are naturally at odds. Ever since Fei Duan was tied up, I watched him and Didala fight all day long.

Today I scold you for being a brainless young baldhead, and tomorrow you scold me for being a fake artist with a brain.For a while the scythe swung across, and for a while the bombs flew over again.

As long as these two are together, I have never seen them do anything else.

Uncle Scorpion and Uncle Jiaodu are also very annoying. As long as the four of them stay in the mansion in Yuyin Village at the same time, it is guaranteed that the entire base will be filled with a low air pressure that is more gloomy than rainwater from morning to night.

Even Mr. Payne couldn't stand the low pressure.With an order, the undead group was packaged and sent to the frontier, and the sapphire group, along with me and the dog, were handed over to Mr. Guishui's group to help.

We set off two days later than Mr. Kisame and the others. Didara was still not satisfied, and muttered something along the way: "I joined the Akatsuki organization to save face, um. The main force is not me... That idiot Hidan will definitely screw up his mission, eh."

I glanced at the silent scorpion, and couldn't help but slap Didara's head from behind.

He turned around in pain and stared at me, his blue eyes widened.

"Didara." I imitated the tone of a scorpion and said slowly to him, "Have you ever heard of the term Huanxi Enemy?"

Didara was puzzled.

It is estimated that he has never heard of this word.

I continued to explain to Didala: "Huanxi Enemy represents love and hate and fights endlessly every day..."

Before I finished my sentence, Didara asked suspiciously: "Isn't this talking about you and Uncle Scorpion, um."

This word can explain the relationship between me and the scorpion very well, that's right... well, but we need to add another definition of "young tame dye" to this word.

I was subtly choked by him.

I deliberately said with a straight face: "You don't even think about the relationship between me and Xie Zi, have you fallen in love with Fei Duan too?"

Deidala was immediately disgusted by my assumption, as if she had eaten the poop that Hua Hua had licked.

"How could you have such a terrible idea, hmm!"

Come on, I have to endure the brats fighting in front of my eyes every day, it's much scarier when the two of you get up.

I ignored him and walked up to Scorpion with small steps.

Seeing that I let Didala settle down, although Scorpion was still a little depressed, his attitude was at least a lot better.

Scorpion turned his head and glanced at me, hiding his calm and indifferent gaze under the shell of Feiliuhu.

"lamp."

Scorpion said flatly.

"Well done."

After being praised by the scorpion, I continued to lead the way proudly.

Halfway through, I turned back again.

I asked Xiezi: "Where can we find Mr. Kisame and the others?"

The air pressure of the scorpion seems to be lower than before.

Even so, we did not take the wrong path, and finally arrived at the Land of Fire calmly.

A place like Yuyin Village is good, it feels close to everything.

When we arrived, Mr. Kisame and the others were now settled in a small town not far from Konoha in the Land of Fire.

As soon as I slapped Huahua's butt, Huahua followed Mr. Kisame's seafood smell and we found them.

Kisame-san, who was standing by the side of the road and seemed to be going to buy kebabs, seemed surprised.

"How did you find it?"

I covered my face with one hand and patted his shoulder with the other.

"Don't pay too much attention to it, and don't go swimming in the water in the future."

His face was full of confusion, so Uchiha Itachi beside him gave a dry cough, tugged at the bamboo hat with the bell hanging on it, and said nothing.

I think he understands.

So I didn't explain anything, I just pulled Deidara behind me and pushed towards them.

Didara was caught off guard and staggered by my push.

"What are you doing, um!"

I stood next to Xiezi, and said righteously: "Mr. Guiyu, I will entrust the child to your care. I want to live with my Xiezi in the world of two."

"Do you take me as a burden, you bastard, eh!"

Mr. Kisame said helplessly: "We will sneak into Konoha later."

"Hey! Kisame, what kind of tone is that, um! I'm not some burden that gets in the way!"

I became more serious: "Then I will go with Scorpion to find the way for you."

After all, I picked up Huahua with one hand and grabbed the hem of Scorpion's clothes with the other hand and ran away in an instant, throwing Didara to Mr. Kisame and the others.

After confirming that Didara would not catch up, I let go of the scorpion.Considering that I might fail to sneak into Konoha later because of Huahua's IQ, I temporarily lifted the psychic spell that I haven't lifted for a long time.

After a bang, Huahua howled and disappeared from the spot.

Scorpion stood firm, brushed his fingers over the clothes I had pulled over, and smoothed out the inconspicuous wrinkles on the Huoyun robe.

He just raised his eyes and glanced at me.

"You want to do the task so much?"

"How is it possible." I said sincerely, "I want to spend my honeymoon with you, live a two-person world or something."

Scorpion was suspicious for a while, and then said: "...you stay with me every day, don't you?"

"Fast forward so many plots, who would have known that I was with you? Those who didn't know would think that I stayed with Didara all day long."

Scorpion turned his face away.

"I'm starting to annoy you a little bit."

My expression changed in an instant: "Scorpion of Red Sand, do you have other goblins out there! Divorce! Divorce is a must!"

The scorpion stretched out his hand, and patted me on the head twice.

"Don't make trouble."

I was so upset by him.

Before entering Konoha, I stood not far behind the scorpion and grabbed his fire cloud robe with my hand.

Scorpion turned his head from the gap in the bamboo hat.

I forcefully raised the corner of my mouth: "Are you going in like this?"

"Otherwise?" he asked calmly.

... The Huoyun robe is conspicuous enough. Fei Liuhu is so curious that he will be caught as a suspicious person as soon as he enters, okay?

I thought about it for a long time, trying to implicitly tell Scorpion that Fei Liuhu's shell is really not as low-key as he imagined.

But after all, Scorpion and I are old married couples, no matter what, we can connect with each other.

Scorpion got out of that shell before I could figure out how to be tactful.

Gundam's shell... sorry I said that Fei Liuhu's shell was put into the scroll by him. After the white smoke cleared, the dark and beautiful boy like a peach blossom stood there with a cold gaze.

Facing the stern-faced Scorpion, I praised him sincerely.

"Honey, you're a thousand times more handsome than you looked just now."

"you shut up."

He raised his arm abruptly, before I could react, my vision suddenly went dark.

I howl.

"I was blinded by you!"

"To shut up."

The voice of the scorpion came to my ears, with a sense of powerlessness that was too lazy to care about me.

Immediately afterwards, his fingers stretched out in front of my eyes, and flicked aside the things that blocked my sight.

Only then did I see clearly that he had put his bamboo hat on my head.

I touched the bamboo hat uniformly distributed by the Xiao organization, and couldn't help sighing: "At that time, I thought this thing was too ugly to bear, so I didn't want it, but now you have pinned it on my head..."

"...Do you not want to go to Konoha anymore?"

"do not."

I stuck to it obsequiously, and pawed at the scorpion's body with my hands and feet.

"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going."

The author has something to say:

Hi guys, do you remember who I am?

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Do you miss Brother Deng?Brother Deng will sneak into Konoha soon!

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Thanks to YLYZFI for throwing mines=3=Are you interested in becoming my next cute host?

Thank you for the grenade thrown by Chen Han after drinking = 3 = local tyrant, I will be your leg pendant

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Thank you for the landmines thrown by Pai Yi Jian Jun Jie =3= Kiss, kiss, I love you, okay?

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