[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

In short, it was nothing more than Didara's dissatisfaction with being pitted by the scorpion alone to do the mission, and he still couldn't calm down after blowing up the entire city of the mission site angrily.

After learning that the scorpion and I had returned, Didala was full of anger and came to find fault with her blond hair that hadn't been dried yet.

... Then he was slapped against the wall by the scorpion.

After being drawn, Didara calmed down a lot, at least not like the one just now who seemed to pull out a bomb in the next second and die with us.

Didara covered his face that had been scarred by the scorpion, with a pair of light blue eyes against the dripping blond hair, he looked a little aggrieved.

Scorpion, who not only cheated him but also beat him up, didn't feel any guilt at all.

Scorpion snorted gloomily, and swept his cold gaze over Didara.

"I don't know why you still can't learn after being beaten so much."

Didara also snorted heavily: "Uncle Scorpion, in your eyes, only puppets are obedient, right?"

I have to say...Didara is really right.

After I became a puppet, the scorpion's attitude towards me was better than before by more than 01:30.

Out of conscience, I suggested to Didala: "Then why don't you try to become a puppet?"

As a result, the two of them gave me a blank stare.

I angrily dropped the soft cotton cloth in my hand.

Damn, you two go over there.

Scorpion sneered coldly, turned around and walked out the door with a long metal tail.

I just can't understand his brain circuit, obviously he was fine before beating Didala.You will be angry with me in a blink of an eye.

It seems that after my little Tsundere became a ghost from a beautiful little tsundere, he still hasn't got rid of his awkwardness.

Didara rubbed his face and got up from the ground. He muttered and came to my side: "Deng, Uncle Xie has such a bad temper, thanks to you, you can bear it, eh."

I glanced at Didara, who was taller than me now, and sneered at him like a scorpion.

"Then what can I do? I have endured him for almost 30 years."

Deidara choked on me, and then showed an annoyed expression. It seemed that he hadn't learned how to adapt to my actual age far beyond my appearance in all these years.

I raised my arm and patted Didara's face: "In order to prevent you from being beaten to death by the scorpion that is possessive, I sincerely suggest that you don't have any thoughts about me."

It may be that I just took a picture of the place where he was injured by the scorpion. Didala gasped, and quickly grabbed the hand I slapped on his face.

I saw that the part of Deidara that was not drawn out of the red mark became as red as the wound.

"I, what can I think about you, um!"

I thought about it, and smiled at him pretendingly: "For example, let me be your father?"

"...Go to hell, um."

The smile I showed on Deidara was even more hypocritical: "Are you going to see God with Dad, son."

Didara threw away my hand that was still holding on to me just now, and made a gesture to take out the explosive clay from his pocket and throw it on my face.

I didn't care, walked in front of him and pushed open the door: "Come on, I'll take you to see my second brother."

"What is that, um."

Silly boy, of course it's Fei Duan whose brain has been smashed into a hole.

The time when I took Didara was just right, and Hiduan was still lying on the floor alone with a few footprints on his body.

But he seems to have woken up, and it's just because I made a brain hole, which affected his body movements.It seems that I can't get up for a while, and I can't yell at me.

Relying on the fact that his injuries were relatively minor after being beaten up by the scorpion, and he was still able to move freely, he kicked the flying section with his toe in a little disgust.

"Who is this idiot? He looks so weak, eh."

I said lovingly, "Your second brother."

Fei Duan, who was so soft that he was almost kicked over by Didara, stared at me like chicken blood.

It seems... I am wrong?

I thought about it.

Acting pretended to be pure and beat him up, couldn't help but beat him badly, smashed his head out of a hole, kidnapped and returned to the Xiao organization, and stepped on him several times.

It does seem to be my fault.

So I changed my words and said righteously: "This is your elder brother."

Hiduan stared at me even more fiercely.

Didara sneered, "I didn't know I had a brother with less gray hair. He still wears such an unartistic curly hair, eh."

Come on, like how artistic your blond half-covered hairstyle is.

After Didara finished speaking, Fei Duan hummed twice with difficulty, his voice hoarse but without any threat, and said: "Talking nonsense... then, I will kill you... dead brat."

"Dead brat?"

Didara looked at Hiduan suspiciously, and then at me.Then he pulled out a look that resembled a sneer.

"Idiot, he just looks young."

Didara was talking about me, and I knew it well.But Hiduan didn't know about it, he just yelled dissatisfied in his somewhat weak hoarse voice.

"Stop lying, he and the other dead red-haired brat, no matter how you look at them, they are all little hairy kids who smell like milk."

Didara proudly said: "If you say you are an idiot, you are an idiot, um. Both Deng and Uncle Scorpion are at least 30 years old this year, um."

Wordlessly, I patted Didara on the back of the head: "Scorpions are at least 29, and I'm only [-]."

Didara squinted at me: "It's only one year less, how young do you think you can be, um."

When Fei Duan heard this, his eyes widened in astonishment.

What are you looking at, I have never seen a baby face.

Satisfied with Hidan's stunned look, Deidara turned to face me.

"Lamp, what on earth is he used for, um."

I gave Didara a complicated look, and pretended to sigh: "Son, this person is your stepmother."

"I don't believe it, you should come to me if you want to cheat, um." Didara said, nodding seriously.

This little turtle even kicked my nose on my face.

I cheated and looked for Uncle Kakuto, but I didn't look for you either.

"Speak the truth."

Didara said disgustedly: "You were the one who started being unreasonable first, um."

I resigned to my fate: "Okay, okay, this person is the newly recruited Santai, don't let the disaster kill you."

"Why did he join the Akatsuki organization, eh!"

"Why should I join you!"

Didara and Fei Duan retorted fiercely at the same time. After they realized that they and the other party had said this sentence at the same time, they looked at each other.

Deidara was educated by me and Scorpion, whether it is psychological quality or reaction speed, it has reached the level of stinking and shameless that Scorpion and I were back then.

He first started to pick and choose Fei Duan: "If you can be brought down by the lamp, you must not be much stronger. You should be grateful that the Xiao organization is willing to let you join, um."

Didara's tone of voice was extremely righteous.

As if he didn't remember that he himself was tied up after being beaten up by me back then.

Fei Duan looked a little annoyed by Didara's spray, and his pale skin was quickly stained with a touch of pink.

He desperately raised his head and yelled at Didara: "Who wants to join your strange organization? My body and mind have already been sacrificed to Lord Evil God!"

Didara took the time to turn around and asked me, "What is that?"

I spread my hands: "Probably another character similar to Payne."

Didara immediately nodded understandingly.

Afterwards, Didara raised his chin slightly, and looked at Fei Duan very proudly.

"Can you break the rules and join the Akatsuki organization, what are you dissatisfied with, um."

"There are too many people who are dissatisfied. Do you invite people by slapping them? If you let me kill this stinky brat... Cough, let me kill this bastard, maybe I will think about it."

"Careful, hmm."

Didara gave him a blank look, and said proudly: "Isn't it just a slap in the face? When I joined, Deng held a puppet arm and slapped me for more than a month, eh!"

...Holding the puppet's arm is true, and it's true that you are being slapped in the face.

I looked at Didara who was so proud for some reason, and suddenly had nothing to say.

But is this kind of thing really worth showing off...

The author has something to say:

About HE.

It must be HE in the normal sense, no one died, a happy ending, like this.

But after the episode, I might satisfy myself and open my mind.

Anyway, why don't you let me open my mind to play...

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