[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

The scorpion that I secretly nicknamed Shunmaomo was smoothed over by me saying "I want to be with you".

Even I, who did not formally join the Akatsuki organization, was allowed by Scorpion to wear his spare Fire Cloud Robe.

Soon I was active in Orochimaru's underground base wearing the same uniform as Akatsuki.

Orochimaru himself wears his own clothes except for meeting with Akatsuki staff and going out on missions.

It's really not that I started to dislike others after I put on the Fire Cloud Robe.

The problem is Orochimaru's clothes, especially the belt that breaks through the sky as an embellishment on the clothes. I really think that thing is a hundred times more insane than the Huoyun robe.

Especially after I secretly imagined the scene after the scorpion wore this suit.

... scorpions.Although I'm not very optimistic about your taste in clothes, please don't give up your treatment.

Occasionally, when Scorpion and Orochimaru go out to do missions, I will go with them.

Then there will be a threesome wearing a fire cloud robe.

I have to praise the attribute bonus after the appearance of this uniform team, it is simply synonymous with cool and domineering.

I was still thinking about whether I should find another spare Xiaopao, and change another dress for Huahua.

I quickly put this whimsical idea into action, and after learning that the scorpion had no extra uniforms, I gave the idea to Orochimaru.

Although this person is a bit frenzied, and his eyes are a bit uncomfortable.However, I believe that my ability to smooth the hairs of Uncle Kakuzu and Scorpion will not fail to smooth Orochimaru.

Make a fist, I'm the protagonist Tom Su with cheats and popularity bonuses.

So with this belief, I slipped to Orochimaru's room.

As a senior abnormal scientist, Orochimaru spends all day in his laboratory working on his own experimental products.

I have seen his curious experimental subjects before.

Much more heinous than the actions of the scorpion.

Living human beings were transformed into monsters with blue faces and fangs, and they were also endowed with monster-like abilities.

What's even more frightening is that quite a few of the experimental subjects who have been endowed with abilities regard the metamorphosis of Orochimaru as the creator.

When I went to visit Orochimaru's laboratory, the group of man-made monsters cheered for his arrival as if they were their own father, and Orochimaru, who is well versed in the way of trafficking, showed off to me restrainedly and coquettishly. The strength of your own test product.

"Mr. Deng, be careful, don't get hurt by mistake. Because they are too powerful, they can't control themselves occasionally."

His move not only showed off his test product, but also indirectly belittled my strength as a follower of the scorpion.

...Although I admit that I can't beat the scorpion.

At that time, I seemed to have done something that I was a little sorry for Orochimaru.

I looked around the group of rioting experimental subjects, randomly picked one that looked strong and pleasing to the eye, knocked it out with one blow, and packed it away.

Then I turned around after beating him dumbfounded, and asked blankly as if I hadn't heard what Orochimaru said just now: "What did you just say?"

I noticed that Orochimaru's face was slightly stiff, and then quickly returned to normal.

"No, I didn't say anything."

I remember that the experimental subject was taken back by me and thrown to the scorpion to make a puppet.

Scorpion also disliked my taste again.

However, after he heard me say that it was a product of making trouble for Orochimaru, he acquiesced in my endless enjoyment of causing trouble for Orochimaru, and he thoughtfully made that thing into a puppet, allowing me to carry it Go all day to add trouble to Orochimaru.

Sometimes it's because the food doesn't suit your taste.

Although Scorpion and I have never been together, neither of us needs to eat.

Sometimes it's because the bed you're sleeping on isn't comfortable enough.

Although Scorpion and I have long been accustomed to the life of living in the open air.

Sometimes it's because his psychic is noisy.

Although it's because Huahua has perfectly inherited my flirtatious nature, which made his snake stick out its tongue and make a hissing sound...

Scorpio is delighted with all this.

If I hadn't known that these two were partners, I would have suspected that there was some deep hatred between them.

Well.

But it's not an exaggeration to talk about deep hatred.

In the war between Sha Yin and Konoha, Scorpion's parents died in it.

After rummaging around in Dashemaru's empty bedroom and finding no trace of Huoyunpao, I went to his laboratory to look for him.

Orochimaru, who already had a certain understanding of my nature, saw me push the door and enter, her pale and bloodless face subtly darkened for a while.

Orochimaru just doesn't know me enough.

He just saw my fault-finding side.

He hasn't seen my bullying and cowardly side yet.

So his smooth and sophisticated role is thankless, because he has scruples about scorpions, so he has to tolerate me.

I also pushed my nose to my face.

If it was Uncle Jiaozu, I wouldn't dare to do this. As soon as I say armpit hair, I will be pressed and beaten.

"Yo. Good morning."

I poked my head out from the door and reached out to say hello to Orochimaru, who was not looking very well.

With a dark face, he forced a smile twice.

"It's afternoon, Mr. Deng. What's the matter, are you willing to let me help you become stronger?"

I waved my hands in disgust: "I'm not interested in becoming that kind of man-made monster. Of course I came to you because of something."

He stopped what he was doing, put a stack of materials on the table, looked at me and beckoned me to continue talking.

I touched my chin and asked him directly.

"Do you have the Fire Cloud Robe?"

I saw Orochimaru froze for an extremely rare moment.

"……what?"

"Fire Cloud Robe." I pointed at myself, the cloak with red clouds on the black background of Scorpion, "Do you have this thing?"

"Of course. Mr. Lantern, you have seen me wearing it when I went out for missions a few times."

"Who asked about the one you were wearing. I mean, do you have any spares? I use them a little."

Orochimaru was silent for a moment, obviously thinking about what I wanted to do.

Soon he had a reaction, and he asked me back: "I don't know what Lord Deng wants to do with my fire cloud robe."

As a person whose IQ is around the standard line, it doesn't exceed too much or lower the level of normal people.Generally speaking, for a person who likes to be straightforward, the most annoying thing is undoubtedly Orochimaru's way of talking around the bush when he has nothing to do.

I shook my head: "It doesn't have to be yours. I wear Scorpion's spare Huoyun robe, and there is nothing extra. I want to change Huahua into the same one."

He quickly realized who Huahua I was talking about.

But for a husky who chases his snake around every time he goes on a mission, Orochimaru doesn't seem to have a good impression of Huahua at all.

"...Why do you want to put Xiaopao on your ninja dog?"

I took it for granted: "Of course it's because the attribute bonuses of the unified clothing are so handsome. Ah, of course not including the clothes of you and your subordinates. The hemp rope around the waist is about to break through the sky."

Orochimaru seemed to directly filter out my doubts about his clothing taste, and replied: "But it's not good to put a fire cloud robe on a psychic beast, Mr. Deng. My psychic beast has never been put on." Uniform uniform."

I asked him suspiciously: "Isn't this because your psychic beast is a snake and has no hands and feet at all. If you put it on, it will rub off when it crawls, right?"

Orochimaru was silent again.

After being silent for a few seconds, he turned his head and said firmly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Deng. I don't have any extra Xiaopao."

I spread my hands: "Okay, okay, I understand."

Didn't it just poke your heart because your psychic beast couldn't wear clothes?

Orochimaru, you are really a narrow-minded and careful person.

The author has something to say:

Brother Deng seems to like the appearance of Orochimaru, are you happy Orochimaru 233333

In fact, if Orochimaru had a tougher attitude, Brother Deng would not push his nose and face like this at all.

Uncle Snake, are you okay or not? Don’t worry so much 2333333

Want to reap, want to reap, want to reap.

By the way, remember today.

Achievement 233 achieved!