[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

I sat on the scorpion and walked into Orochimaru's underground base with Huahua.

Although I have heard many legends about Konoha Sannin, it is indeed the first time that I face one of the Sannin, Orochimaru, who has defected.

I'm about to meet Orochimaru, one of the awesome Konoha Sannin.

Think a little excited.

This mentality is like a person who is not a fan of idols and suddenly meets a star. Although he is not a fan of him, his mood fluctuates a bit.

That's how I feel now.

I followed the scorpion and walked into this base that looked like the environment was not very good, but in fact the environment was really not that good.

Faint candles were burning on both sides of the dark and damp underground corridor, and the flames reflected Fei Liuhu's gloomy and terrifying face even more like a perverted killer in a horror movie.

In this scene, even I couldn't help being quiet.

But Huahua doesn't seem to be affected by the atmosphere.

Huahua also has too much heart, and the dog breed that can scare cockroaches to scream and ruin my mission is not afraid at all in a dark and humid underground base like Orochimaru, and runs around like having fun.

Also, after all, it has another name called Husky.

At the end of the base corridor is Orochimaru's room.

Don't ask me why I know.

Because his psychic beast is entrenched at the door.

Orochimaru is also very special, it doesn't matter if his name is snake, his moves and psychic beasts are all snakes.

This bit of bean knowledge has been recorded in our Anbu brochure.

This should be one of Orochimaru's psychic beasts, a python with brown patterns.

Probably a boa constrictor, given its size...

I saw Huahua pounced on the boa constrictor several times faster than the enemy, and I didn't even realize it.

Huahua flicked her tail happily, lowered her head and gave the snake a big bite.

Even Orochimaru's psychic beast was stunned by Huahua.

At this time, Huahua quickly backed away with her tail between her legs in horror, looked at the python in disbelief, then turned around and yelled at me.

I quickly understood what it was trying to express.

There are only three things Huahua wants to express.

First, Nima is such a big lump of poop.

Second, um, why is this papa tasteless.

Third, damn it, this poop can still move!

I covered my face and hurriedly called Huahua back: "Don't embarrass me, get out, that's not shit, it's Orochimaru's psychic beast."

The scorpion gave me a sideways look.

It's nothing more than trying to tell me to take care of my dog.

I helplessly spread my hands at him: "I really can't do anything about Huahua's IQ."

Scorpion laughed and said, "Is it the same as you?"

I ignore him.

After Huahua ran back disheveledly with her tail between her legs, Scorpion unhurriedly pushed open the door guarded by the boa constrictor.

I tensed up and looked into the door with my head.

The inside of the door was much darker than the corridor with the lights on, and it was barely possible to see the whole picture clearly.

Probably a room more insane than the scorpion's room, filled with various organs soaked in unknown liquid.The thin light tube emits a cool-toned light, which makes the man's face in the room even paler.

Hmm... Orochimaru?

The man suspected of being Orochimaru finally turned his head when he saw the scorpion coming in.

Maybe it was because he saw me on the back of the scorpion, his expression froze subtly, and then quickly adjusted back to the original perverted smile.

"Welcome to my base, Lord Scorpion."

This person should be Orochimaru who didn't run away.

Although he looks like a pale and greasy homeboy, it doesn't meet my expectations.But the person who can speak to the scorpion in such a perverted and high-profile tone is unlikely to be someone other than one of Konoha Sannin.

Orochimaru's gaze passed me briefly.

I smiled at him very kindly: "I am the lamp."

"You are welcome too, Mr. Deng." He looked at me meaningfully, and I think he was probably thinking about why I was riding on a scorpion.

I didn't explain it to him.

Because coming here has nothing to do with me.

I just appeared in the Land of Fire as soon as I opened my eyes, and I just dropped by with this scorpion.

"I've heard about the partner." Orochimaru smiled. He squinted a pair of metallic eyes, and his eyes were sticky and cold, which made people uncomfortable.

"My code name is Kong, the jade girl of dawn, the scorpion of red sand, I am looking forward to you."

...What is the name of the second disease in middle school?

I don't think the title "Jade Girl of Dawn" is very domineering at all, although it may be more in line with his delicate appearance when used on Scorpion's body.But once the scorpion put on the Gundam shell, he felt that something was wrong with him.

Scorpion didn't respond.

Shaking that long metal tail is still gloomy and cold.

The combination of these two perverts almost suffocates me to death.

I sneaked a look back at Huahua, who was so honest with her tail tucked behind her, and felt very relieved.

It turned out that I wasn't the only one who was aggrieved.

Orochimaru didn't care too much about Scorpion's overly indifferent reaction, and led Scorpion and I out of the dark room very kindly, from the intricate underground corridors through one after another room that seemed to contain some kind of creature. It should be possible. Guest room.

He said: "If necessary, I can order my subordinates to organize a separate room for Mr. Deng."

I glanced at Orochimaru, although what he said was very polite, but those snake-like cold eyes made me uncomfortable no matter how I looked at it.

I looked at the scorpion again.

He lived up to my expectations and coldly rejected Orochimaru.

"No. He can sleep on the floor."

...Go to your second uncle, you only slept on the floor.

Orochimaru raised the corners of his mouth mysteriously, until the eyeliner on the bridge of his nose looked even more distorted.

"Then, if you need anything, you can come to me again."

He formed a mudra with one hand, and disappeared in front of us after the white smoke cleared away.

Scorpion was not at all moved by his teleportation technique, he walked into the room calmly and threw me, who had been sitting on him, onto the bed.

It seems that the bed is a bit reluctant.

Orochimaru's base is really broken.

It is better than eating and sleeping on multiple roofs.

I sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, and hugged Hua Hua's dissatisfied complaints: "If we want to live, can't we live in a better place, look at how broken this place is... It's not as good as the hotel where Uncle Jiaodu lived. "

Scorpion closed the door, but never took off the shell of Feiliuhu.

After hearing what I said, Scorpion glared at me: "Are you here to do missions or to play."

"...Of course, come and play. It's none of my business if you do the mission. I'm not a member of the Akatsuki organization."

Scorpion stared at me more ferociously.

I shrank my neck a little timidly, but I felt that there was nothing wrong with what I said, so I poked my head and stared back dissatisfied.

Scorpion slapped me on the head casually: "You still dare to mention this matter."

What's the matter?

I thought about it.

...It seems that before I fell asleep, I went to find Uncle Angle to join the Akatsuki organization.

He didn't tell me that I forgot.

I said with a guilty conscience, "I have to explain...that's not what I meant."

"What's the meaning."

"Well... I don't intend to join the Akatsuki organization."

The scorpion remained silent, its wagging tail looked like a threat no matter what.

With a heartbroken heart, I simply told him all my plans.

"I originally wanted that dress, and I didn't intend to join the Akatsuki organization. Your boss with Target Eyes told me that Qinglong's position was vacant, and I was so strong that I couldn't..."

The more I spoke, the lower my voice became, and at the end I looked up at Scorpion.

Scorpion still looked heavy with low air pressure, and the aura in the room was extremely dignified.

I scratched my hair: "...I just want to be with you."

Scorpion didn't speak.

But the temperature in the room has warmed up.

Scorpion is a person who has to be touched by his hair.

"idiot."

After a long, long time, the scorpion sighed, and Fei Liuhu's big puppet palm pressed hard on the top of my head.

Kneaded and kneaded.

"Deng, you idiot."

... The person who tore me apart at the slightest disagreement, who is stupid between us?

The author has something to say:

Update.

Brother Deng is here, Uncle Snake, are you looking forward to it?

I want to reap, I want to reap, I want to reap.

Say the important thing three times.

By the way, recently I want to open a monthly magazine girl Nozaki-kun's pit, prostitute Xiao Mizi.

Tongdan, a short and medium story, Shou is an open-minded hypocrite, whose name is Yu Gongqing.

Not sure when to start writing.