[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

I asked my mother why she gave me the surname Sunlight and Mingdeng, which is elegant when taken apart, but horrible when combined.

At that time, my mother told me gently and kindly that Sunshine was my father's family name, and the name Lamp was the hope that there would be a bright light to illuminate my life in the future.

Believe it or not, I did anyway.

But when I was moved to the point of crying because of the good intentions my parents put into my name afterwards, the scorpion on the side rolled his eyes at me lukewarmly.

"Don't be delusional, Grandma Qiandai told me. The fluorescent lamp is because your dad was rushing to a meeting on the day you were born, and when you looked up and saw the light bulb on in the toilet, you were called this name."

The scorpion ruined my beautiful yearning for my name.

I was very angry and kicked him angrily.

Then he ran around my living room for more than 30 laps after being beaten by him.

Fortunately, my mother was not at home, she had to come back to cook at night.

I wondered why Scorpion, who looked like a glamorous friend arranged by the author for me, had so much better physical strength than me.

I was so tired that I lay on my sofa panting like a dog, but Scorpion drank the juice that should have belonged to me without blushing or panting.

He also disliked me while drinking.

"You weak burst."

I thought about it for a while, and paid him back like he scolded me.

"Scorpion, you either shut up and drink the juice, or go back."

He drank the last sip of juice calmly, and put the cup on the coffee table in a calm manner.

"Oh, then I'm going back."

"...Are you willing to leave like this? Hey, hey?! Don't go, I didn't want to drive you away... Don't go, you!...I apologize! I can't apologize!"

Scorpion calmly sat back on the sofa again, picked up the glass again and began to drink his glass of juice.

If it wasn't that I couldn't beat him, if I wasn't willing to do anything to Scorpion's face, I would really beat him.

I get discouraged.

"Scorpion, do you know that if you run away like this, my mother will beat me to death at night."

I muttered in a low voice and climbed onto the sofa, lying down next to the scorpion and complaining again and again.

"My mother can be used as a large weapon to destroy Konoha when she gets angry."

Scorpion didn't speak, but let out a light snort.

It seems that he knows my mother's temper.

As I said before, my mother and Xie Zi are distant relatives and live next door.

My mother always loves her distant brother's only son a little bit.

Ever since I can remember, I have always seen scorpions dangling in front of my eyes.

Although sometimes I wonder if we hugged the wrong one when we were born, and the scorpion was born by my mother.

Later, considering that the scorpion was almost a year older than me, I dispelled this doubt.

According to my mother, she loves Scorpion because Scorpion's family members are all ninjas active in the battlefield, and Scorpion cannot be left alone at home with no one to take care of him.

But from my point of view, with Scorpion's IQ, it might not be a big problem for him to move out and live alone.

"lamp."

"Ok?"

"juice."

"I want strawberry flavor, thank you."

"Tsk."

I heard Scorpion click his tongue impatiently, and looked up at him suspiciously.

"what happened?"

"I asked you to pour it for me."

……

Livestock, are you? !

"Did you drink it all?! I haven't had a sip yet!"

I quickly got up from the sofa, picked up the cup in disbelief and looked inside.

There is only a little red juice left on the empty glass wall.

I am angry.

He threw the cup heavily in front of the scorpion.

"Fall yourself!"

Scorpion gave me a lukewarm look.

Not long after, he picked up half of his mouth and laughed.

A sense of glamor suddenly appeared on the peach-like smiling face.

"I'm a guest. Do you want me to sue your mother?"

I thought about what it would be like for a gentle person like my mother to be angry.

So I also smiled at the scorpion.

"Your second uncle's. Just fall over."

I slapped on my slippers and went back to the house to find the juice bottle that my mother left for us to drink before she left. While pouring, I cursed him to drink too much and wet the bed at night.

Why haven't Scorpion's parents come back...

Hurry up and take this scourge away...

I also want to eat at Scorpion's house.

Even if he grows up in the future and looks better, he will be a good friend of the heroine, a beautiful little shou, and beg me to smile for my face, he is just a little scourge with a vicious tongue.

Eh?

and many more.

What was that sentence just now?

A glamorous little subject?No, not this sentence.

Will beg me to smile for my birth and death--

Ehe.

I was suddenly relieved.

Thinking carefully about how the scourge of the scorpion was directed around by me still makes me feel very relieved.

I began to pour a glass with a very balanced heart.

Before I could balance for long, I discovered something that made my heart ache.

Juice is gone.

I swirled the bottle, trying to make a miracle happen.

... really gone.

I glanced at the glass into which the juice had just been poured.

It's not mine? !

How to do……

I made a bitter face again, and went back to the living room with two cups.

"So slow."

If you have a temper, you will fall by yourself.

I put both cups on the table on my side, and announced to the scorpion aggressively.

"This glass of juice is mine, you just drank my glass."

"You drink less, it's not good for your brain development."

"You've had two drinks and you mentioned this to me?"

Scorpion smiled at me contemptuously.

It looked exactly like that black cat on the street who refused to be adopted.

Its expression probably means 'you stupid humans. '

No, the character of the scorpion must be corrected from now on.Otherwise, if he grows crooked in the future, he will be too let down by his good looks and the setting of the heroine.

I feel like this is a mission given to me by God.

I have to correct that distorted character of Scorpion.

His petty feelings need to be trained from now on.

So I stretched out my hand, and the action was rogue but very practical to protect the cup.

"Are you planning to take off?"

The expression of the scorpion is exactly the same as that big black cat with no one in it. It is obviously cold, noble and cute when it is placed on the cat, but it only makes me feel that the boy has a bad personality when placed on the scorpion.

"It's all mine anyway!", "Mom is back.".

Hey--?

Did I hear wrong...

I always felt that when I spoke just now, something sounded at the same time.

I took a look at Scorpion, who looked at him with contempt and contempt just now, but now he looked pure and innocent, his little face was flushed like a peach blossom.

I decided to correct the real character of Scorpion to the way he pretended...

No, now is not the time to think about that.

Speaking of which, the scorpion is not afraid of fine points when he switches so fast...

No, no, you shouldn't complain now!

I stiffly turned my head to look back.

I found out that my indecent movements like spreading the wings of a big roc accompanied by my domineering declaration of "it's all mine after all", completely fell into my mother's eyes.

—Wait, wait a minute!

Mama, listen to me!This is a misunderstanding! ! !

Wait a minute, Mama, it's not what you think!

"fluorescent lamp."

Although it sounded particularly disruptive, my mother still called me by my full name.

I screamed in my heart that it was not good.

I saw that her long black hair almost seemed to move automatically without any wind, and the sudden change of her usual gentle and kind aura made me shudder.

"Didn't I tell you not to bully Scorpion? Huh?"

Who is bullying whom?Wait a minute, Mama, it's not what you think!

My mother stretched out two slender fingers to pinch my face. In the gap under her loving education, I happened to catch a glimpse of the scorpion and showed a mocking expression.

QAQ Mama, look back, the truth is behind you...

It hurts...my face hurts QAQ.

My mom ravaged my cheeks with a big smile.

"You have to get along well with Scorpion. Bullying others is something only bad kids do."

Red sand scorpion, your second uncle, did you hear that bullying people is something bad boys do!

I would love to call him that.

But I reckon that if I scold, I will only reap more violent ravages from my mother.

So I nodded with a sob.

"QAQ is so embarrassing... I'm so embarrassed, it hurts..."

I decided to go out after dinner and bully the black cat on the street to balance my heart that was seriously injured by the scorpion.

The author has something to say:

wwww Scorpion and uncle are they alone? Scorpion is so vile.

So Ah Deng stopped crying, stood up and masturbated.Sooner or later the scorpion will be yours.

Here's an update on the daylight.