[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

My name is Sunshine, what a tragic lamp man.

I'm a little bit different.Of course, not only because of such a wonderful name as fluorescent lamp.

I've started to notice it, to realize that I'm actually a character in a fanfic.

Although there are always people who complain about me, this is a sign of the second disease.

However, this time Yuan is really a barren land.

The winds, the sandstorms, I don't think there will be a village more shitless than this place.

Not to mention the birds, I feel a little constipated looking at the sandstorm whirring outside all day and the water mixed with earthy smell.

By the way, what should I do today?

Since it's fanfiction, why didn't my gay friends come to me today to have fun together.

Don't look at me like that.

It’s said to be fanfiction, and I can be considered a Tom Su if I can realize this, and one or two gay friends must be equipped.In the future, I want to be passionate and passionate, and I need to be moved and moved. If I need it, my friends can give me some help when it’s not necessary to sell a rot... In case this article is about danmei, whichever friend I don’t keep will be the sexual blessing of my lower body in the future. .

what.

Off topic.

Continue to talk about the topic of friends.

Yes, I have friends.

My number one gay friend is the little red-haired boy who is the same age as me in Chisha's house next door, Chisha Zhiscorpion.

When I met him for the first time, I recognized that this kid will definitely have an inexplicable bond with me in the future.For nothing else, just because of his gorgeous little face like a peach blossom, he also laid the foundation for his future life as a supporting role of the number N, a gay friend who chased the male lead and ran through life and death, begging the master to give him a smile.

What's more, it is said that his grandma and my mother have a blood relationship that is thinner than the hair of the uncle who sells pork three streets away. He once said that if my mother gave birth to a daughter, we would make a baby marriage.

I believe that even if I let go of such a great resource for selling corruption, the author will not let it go.

Since neither of us will let it go, I decided to find my good friend to have fun together.

"Mother."

I yelled into the kitchen.

"I want to play with the scorpion."

My mother was busy preparing today's dinner in the kitchen, and she didn't have time to talk to me at all.

"Go, go, remember to invite grandma Chiyo and Xie to dinner tonight."

I had to order, ran back to my room with a few steps, picked up two books, turned around and ran away.

I just ran out and came back.

There is too much wind and sand outside, it hurts my face...

"What's wrong with the little lamp, did you forget to take something?"

I picked up the mask hanging on the wall and put it on my face, and answered my mother in a low voice while running out with the book in my arms.

"Mom, I'm going out!"

My mother didn't answer me.

It may also be the answer to me, the wind is too strong, I didn't hear it.

I carried the sandstorm in Yinsha Village to the next door with difficulty, and started banging on the door.

"Open the door, you open the door, Red Sand Scorpion, open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you're home. Bah!"

Hmm...the last sound was because I opened my mouth too wide and sand got in my mouth.

The sound of the door being opened was silently covered by the background sound of the wind and sand. I looked, and if it wasn't my good friend the Red Sand Scorpion who opened the door, who else could it be?

"My dear little scorpion, my brother is here to play with you."

I think I smile very innocently.

But I got a cold look from my delicate little friend.

"Who are you?"

He actually even asked questions with periods...

"Akasha-kun, don't you know me?"

His watery red eyes glared at me, as if he was about to close the door.

I was afraid that my hand would be caught, so I used the comic book in my hand to block between the cracks in the door.

"Go away, I'm closing the door."

"Scorpion, your grandma will be sad when she hears you swearing."

After counting the punctuation marks at the beginning of the conversation, I had already changed his address three times in just 160 five words. He was probably moved by my sincerity, so he opened the door with the book in it.

"Are you willing to let me in?"

Scorpion gave me a sideways look: "Deng, you either shut up or get out."

So I decided to shut up.

I happily followed the scorpion into the house.

Then I didn't keep my mouth shut.

"Speaking of which, Scorpion, I obviously covered my face, how did you recognize me?"

Scorpion looked back at me with disgust on his face.

"Besides you, there is no other mouth that owes you like you in the whole hidden sand village."

……

I feel like I shouldn't be asking this stupid question.

I followed Scorpion into the room, probably because most of his family members are puppet masters. There are also countless puppets, large and small, and their limbs hanging on the walls of Scorpion's house.

Even Scorpion's room is covered with them.

"Aren't you going to have nightmares facing this all day?"

A mocking smile appeared on Scorpion's young but beginning-to-be-beautiful face.

"Didn't I have nightmares facing your ugly face all day long?"

Hey, don't take what you said!

I'm just not as good-looking as you, so I'm not ugly!Obviously, the little girl from the house opposite told me that she would marry me when she grows up!

I thought carefully about whether to beat him or not, and thought about how many times I tried to beat him after I got to know him and was beaten back by him.

I decided to skip this topic.

"Where's your grandma?"

"out."

"It's so windy outside, why do you always run outside..."

"I don't know, maybe it's a high-level meeting of Sha Yin. Didn't your father go too?"

"What kind of meeting did they hold to discuss the greening of Shayin?"

Scorpion laughed at me again with that mocking expression.

"Leng, after all, you are not too stupid among the idiots, how can you still say such innocent words?"

He added a period after the interrogative sentence.

"If you think with a puppet's head, you can know that they want to invade Konoha or Iwagakure again this time. Please bring your brain from home when you come to me next time."

...Fluorescent lamp, you have to calm down, you can't beat him, you can't do it.

I said this to myself in my heart, and took several deep breaths before finally calming down.

After finally calming down, I was a little discouraged when I saw the immature but indifferent face of the scorpion.

"Are you a six-year-old child, thinking so much... If you mature too early, you will go bald in advance."

"You think you look like five years old?"

As Scorpion said, he snatched the book from my hand.After casually flipping through it, I dropped the adult manga wrapped in a children's manga cover to the ground at my feet.

"Big breasts are the yearning of every man." I picked up the little porn book on the ground without shame. "At least I acted like a five-year-old to my dad and mom."

Scorpion glanced at me, and said casually: "Ah, each other. I didn't behave too much in front of my family."

I thought about it, and I didn't have the nerve to tell him that your talent for puppets is too good to go out.

Before I could finish thinking, the voice of the scorpion interrupted my thinking.

"Tell me, Fluorescent Lamp. What's the matter with you coming to see me?"

I suddenly remembered the main purpose of my coming to find Scorpion.

"Ah. Actually, I found out that this is a world in fanfiction."

"...Has your brain been taken away by someone?"

"I have received guidance from God, and God asked me to contact you." Just as I was speaking, I suddenly grabbed Scorpion's limp little hand and stared at him seriously.

"Also, Scorpion, can you not call me by my full name, the name fluorescent lamp is too easy to affect the atmosphere..."

"Tsk, you idiot."

The author has something to say:

Naruto new pit.

It's still the story of the hero Uncle Scorpion.

The crane is a cultivation system from heaven, and the boy Ah Deng takes the bamboo horse route.

Before the plot of Wandering Flower is corrected by me, I will update this article.

Still happy and funny style, but this time I want to try to let the boy Ah Deng grow up without waste.

I'm satisfied when I grow up to the point where I can beat Didara... [Quickly stop

It will probably collapse.The scorpion in the fluorescent lamp is much worse than the uncle scorpion in the sand without cranes.