[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

No matter how unhappy I am, I still have to go to this school.

Although my mother objected to me entering the ninja school so early, she pulled me out of the warm bed by my ear early in the morning.

I wish I could hang on the side of the bed and not let go.

My mother was so angry that she almost chopped me with the kitchen knife in her hand.

In the kitchen knife... Ah no, under the threat of my mother, I honestly changed my clothes and washed, and knocked on the door of Scorpion's house with breakfast.

Grandma Chiyo is actually at home today.

I have to say that Grandma Qiandai is a strong person. After the death of Xie Zi's parents was such a big blow, she still cheered up and guarded the entire Sha Yin.

"Grandma, I'm going to school with Scorpion."

I blinked my eyes, tried my best to squeeze out an innocent and stupid voice and prolonged the tone.

"My mother made breakfast for the two of us. Ask me to eat with Scorpion."

Grandma Chiyo smiled at me.

"Xiao Deng came late today, Xie has already gone to school."

Lying!up!indivual!Big!groove!

Red sand scorpion, you ungrateful little goblin!

I actually left me and ran away alone!Is this shit what the protagonist's gay friend should do!

I tried my best not to look so constipated, and said goodbye to Grandma Chiyo very politely.

After walking out of the visible range of Scorpion and his family, he ran all the way to school.

I didn't wake up too late, thanks to my mom.Coupled with my running all the way, the ninja school, which was still noisy yesterday, looks very clean at this time.

I kicked open the door next door to my class.

To say that this scorpion is destined to me is really destined.

It doesn't matter if his house is next door to my house, even he is in the class next door to my ninja school.

I wouldn't mind if he was my deskmate.

It is still very quiet now, Scorpion is sitting on a chair and slowly packing up the scrolls in his hands for no idea what they are used for.

I rushed over aggressively, and divided my mother's sandwich into two, one of which was viciously smashed on the table in front of him.

"How can you abandon me!"

Scorpion looked at me strangely.

I thought about it for a while, and the word seemed to be a bit wrong.

So I changed my mouth.

"How could you come here without waiting for me!"

Only then did Scorpion pull out a mocking smile that I am very familiar with.

"Didn't I tell you that I hate waiting for people?"

"Go to your second uncle, you can't call me before you leave in the morning? Someone is doing something?!"

Scorpion gave me a blank look: "It's a waste of time to go out to your house in the morning to ask you to go back and walk to the ninja school."

To put it bluntly, you think I'm troublesome, right?

I feel like my emotions are going to fluctuate.

Sniffing my own nose, I was filled with righteous indignation and replaced the sandwich with meat in front of the scorpion with the one with eggs in my hand, then stuffed the sandwich with meat into my mouth, turned around and left.

Next time, if you dare not wait, I will give you the eggs back.

wrong.

Don't wait for me next time, Scorpion, just wait to eat the northwest wind!

I bit the sandwich, muttering and cursing that Scorpion would never grow up and find a girlfriend and curse that he would always be a virgin.

While cursing, I kicked open the door of my own class.

Sure enough, as I expected, there was no one in our class.

No, people still have one.

My head teacher, who seemed to be missing a string in his brain, looked sinister no matter how he smiled, was sitting on the table with his legs crossed, flipping through the textbooks in his hand without knowing what he was talking about.

But I somehow have a feeling that he will not teach step by step according to the textbook.

When he saw me coming in, he raised his hand and greeted me with a smile.

"Good morning, little lamp."

I bit my sandwich and nodded without changing my face, which was my response to him.

"I can't do that." He shook his head, "If you want to say 'good morning teacher—' this is a good boy."

I nodded.

"Yo, Hui, good morning."

The head teacher whose name was single-letter gray was called me, and his sinister smile froze immediately.

"I don't mind if you call me by my name..." Hui seemed a little depressed, muttering in a low voice, "But your name really looks like my ninja dog's name."

"Oh, really?"

I ate the sandwich in two or three bites, made sure that no meat was left for the scorpion, then patted the remaining bread crumbs in my hand, and asked casually.

"Then what's the name of your ninja dog?"

Hui immediately became proud.

"Its name is Abai, and it is as cute as Xiaodeng."

Being compared to dogs for their cuteness is pretty pissing me off.

By the way...

"Your ninja dog's name sounds better than yours..."

Ash looked devastated again.

I walked over to pat him on the shoulder and wiped all the oil on his clothes by the way.

As a result, before his hand dropped, he was grabbed by him.

I was stunned, and so was he.

Then Hui jumped back on the window sill with both hands and chest guards like a frightened girl.

... What are you doing? What are you doing? !

I'm a young child and I can't molest you!

I have a high-cold virus with scorpions on my body, will it infect you or what!

The mad roar inside me.

I very much doubt that this gray is my friend No. [-] when I sweep the world in the future.

Thinking about it this way, I was at least sixteen or seventeen years old when I swept the world.

Now Hui looks like he must be 20 years old.

The 15-year-old gap... Oh my god, this is still a shame.

... or my scorpion, which is as beautiful as a flower.

Before I could say anything, Hui scratched his hair in embarrassment: "I'm sorry... I had a conditioned reflex. I didn't hurt you just now."

I shook my head pompously.

"It's okay, this male protagonist has a bastard's aura to protect his body."

Gray covered his face.

"Why?"

"...I was blinded by your bastard spirit."

Bah, you're still a teacher if you're so unprincipled.

Hui, you run the train with your mouth full in front of the students, does the principal know.

I was loathing him, so I approached him gray and dark.

"Xiao Deng, you have to become stronger in the future, and become stronger than me. Then I won't be afraid of accidentally hurting you in the future."

I looked very sadly: "Ah Hui, I don't want to have a future with you at all."

Gray wanted to say something else.

But the plot didn't give him time.

After dawdling for so long, those passers-by A, B, C, D and girls from my class that I met yesterday have come one after another.

I sat back in my seat and waited for the old and unscrupulous Hui to deceive his children by pretending to be a teacher.

"We're in class."

Gray smiled and clapped his hands.

After yesterday's baptism, everyone will no longer be scared to cry by Hui's scary smiling face.

At most, he is just like me, thinking that no matter how he smiles, it is very sinister.

Hui took the textbook he had read before in his hand, and waved it twice like a fan.

"Today we were supposed to talk about the history of Sha Yin and the tradition of ninjas. But."

Listen to him but I feel like there's something wrong with it.

"The teacher thinks this thing is very meaningless, so we will start the practical training today. Anyway, none of you can refine chakra, right? Then our first class today will teach you how to deal with insufficient or unable to refine chakra. It’s time to use physical skills to reach the enemy.”

really!

really! !

What am I saying!

I knew that he would definitely not give lectures step by step according to the teaching materials.

When I rushed out of the classroom with the big troops with a sullen face, I took a look at the progress of the class next door.

The teacher on the podium seriously explained the history of sand hidden and ninja to the students below.

By the way, I also saw the impatient face of the scorpion. The scorpion must hate this kind of class.

I thought about it and knocked on the door of their class.

The whole class and the teacher on the podium all looked at me who interrupted the class.

"Teacher, Teacher Hui in our class said to ask the Red Sand Scorpion to come out." I made serious nonsense.

Fortunately, the teacher didn't seem to have a high IQ, so he waved his hand and let him go.

The scorpion didn't hesitate at all, just pulled me away.

As he walked, he questioned me with his eyes, 'What are you doing again'.

I smiled proudly at him.

I know you hate this class.

So please thank Master Deng for saving you from the sea of ​​suffering.

The author has something to say:

I thought about it today while chatting with my friends.

The position of Deng Boy's father in Sand Yin should be about the same as Danzo's position in Konoha.

So today's update.

In the future, I will publish ten articles about Uncle Scorpion.

Then name this series "The Scorpion of Red Sand, You Grieving Little Fairy"

The teenagers and childhood sweethearts I picked up halfway have used stalks. I don’t know what stalks to use for the next article about Uncle Whoring Scorpion.

How about picking up the theme of the red sand scorpion 23333