[Hokage] Fluorescent lamp

I'm very frustrated now.

Worse than a scorpion kicking me out of bed in the middle of the night.

It's more aggrieved than when the scorpion picked the meat from me while eating, but grabbed all the green peppers.

It's so rare that he followed Scorpion into the ninja school, but according to the theory that twins must be in the same class, he found out that this theory is my ass, and I feel aggrieved.

It's all the scorpion's fault.

It doesn't matter if my good friend Chisha Zhiscorpion and I didn't get assigned to the same class, although it's nothing until I found out that the ratio of male to female in this class was eight to two after I entered the classroom.

but.

Unforgivable yes.

Almost all the girls in the class were [-] to [-], and almost all of them had a great interest in the indifferent and beautiful red sand scorpion who stood with me on the day of admission.

Thanks to the scorpion.

After I stepped into this class, I became the focus among the stars and the moon.

Of course the center of their problems was not me.

It's my good-looking good friend, the scorpion who will be the hero of this article in the future, who will go to death for me from birth and death, just to beg the Lord to give me a smile.

"Student Deng, what is your relationship with the Red Sand Scorpion in the next class?"

The two of us are good friends, what kind of relationship can we have?

"Mr. Sunlight, you look a lot like the Red Sand Scorpion from the class next door."

Nonsense, I inherited it from another generation, and we are still related by blood.When the sandstorm blows, even my father can't tell who is the scorpion.

"Mr. Deng, does Xie from the class next door have a girlfriend?"

Don't be delusional, girl.Scorpion will be my good friend in the future.

"Student Sunlight, what do Mr. Scorpion like?"

He likes to bully me.

"Mr. Deng, does Mr. Scorpion like cute girls?"

No, what scorpion likes is the cute type of boys♂child♂.

"Xiao Deng, do you think I can be Mr. Scorpion's future girlfriend?"

In the next life, girl, I think you are more likely to become my future girlfriend.

"Little lamp, do you think you can be my future girlfriend?"

Stop talking nonsense, I will definitely be the daughter of Scorpion in the future...

Eh?

I froze for a moment.

Subconsciously looked up.

Among the crowds of girls, the head teacher Hui's body stood out even though he was not strong.

"... Teacher, you are so annoying."

"I'm just kidding." Mr. Hui smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes. Although he might think he was smiling very kindly, I still feel that no matter how much he smiles, he has a sinister taste.

"Who told Xiao Deng to look so cute, like a girl."

Pooh.

Then you have never seen a scorpion wearing women's clothing.

Depressedly, I packed up my things and stood up abruptly.

The loud noise when the tables and chairs collided suddenly quieted down the girls around me who were chattering and discussing scorpions.

Only Teacher Hui was still looking at me with a smile.

I was a little embarrassed, but I still put on the cool and noble appearance that Scorpion usually treats me.

"I'm fine today, I'm leaving."

The girls let out a drawn-out moan, and the boys seemed relieved.

Teacher Hui... Forget it, Teacher Hui is a weird name, so let's call him Hui.

Hui smiled and waved to me, as if coaxing a kindergarten child.

"Be careful on the road."

I twitched the corners of my mouth with a half-smile.

Then turned around and ran away.

joke.

The scorpion is probably waiting for me right now.

If I made him wait for a long time, either he felt bored and left me to go first, or he got impatient and devoured me alive.

Girls who say that Scorpion is elegant, beautiful, handsome and lovely should really keep their eyes open and take a good look.

Scorpion is a nasty bastard not everyone can stand.

I sprinted away.

When I was panting, I ate a mouthful of dirt.

Fortunately, Scorpion didn't look too impatient, and he left without leaving me.

I really didn't hurt him in vain.

After I found the figure of the scorpion in my sight, I slowed down. When I approached, the scorpion seemed to have found me and looked up at me.

I suddenly felt that it was no wonder that the little girls in our class were fascinated by the scorpion.

The scorpion's look of wanting to talk when he raised his eyes is really cute and can't stop.

Why is such a cute little boy with a handle?

If this is a girl, I swear in the name of the heroine Tom Su, I will definitely let him be the master of my harem in charge of the harem.

"So slow."

Scorpion gave me a disgusted look.

I was too busy pooh-poohing the dirt I ate into my mouth, so I didn't have time to refute him, so I just pulled him up and left.

I didn't start chatting with the scorpion until I felt that the earthy smell in my mouth was almost wiped away by me.

"Scorpion, how do you feel about Ninja School today?"

"A hangout for fools."

...Although I thought so too, I continued to ask him.

"Then what do you think of your class? Do you feel super lonely without you, Brother Deng?"

"A bunch of idiots." Scorpion sneered, and then gave me a sideways look with indifferent and disgusting eyes.

"But without you bothering me by my side, I feel a lot cleaner."

I am so sad.

When I was entangled by everyone and became the central point but the central topic was not me, Scorpion, you are so annoying that you despise me.

I am very aggrieved.

This is even more embarrassing than when I learned that Scorpion and a little elf named He didn't want me anymore.

"but."

Scorpion looked at me, and slowly opened his mouth again.

"Compared with those idiots, I don't think you are so annoying."

Eh?Really?

Scorpion sneered.

"What kind of eyes do you have, do you doubt me?"

I quickly shook my head: "How is it possible, there must be something wrong with your dog's eyes."

Scorpion glared at me, and I quickly changed my words: "You are wrong, I have eyes of reverence."

Scorpion turned his head and simply stopped talking to me.

I became happy, and all the grievances in my heart were swept away.Holding the hand of the scorpion, he jumped up and down.

"Scorpion, I'm shrinking from you. Our class teacher is a fool who is more sinister than my dad when he smiles."

"Can idiot and insidious be used at the same time?"

"Of course. You don't know, this guy is super annoying."

"Is there anyone more annoying than you?"

"Yes! Hui is an annoying and insidious idiot!"

The speed with which I walked with him gradually slowed down, and as I was talking, I remembered something.The aggrievedness that was finally swept away accumulated a little bit.

"What are you doing, Brother Deng, I have become the center of the girls today."

"Oh? Who did you go to harass?"

"Bah, who are you harassing?"

I snorted, and kicked away the stones under my feet unhappily, and also raised a lot of yellow sand along the way.

"But the center of the topic is you. We both look alike, why are you more popular with little girls? This must be a problem with their aesthetics."

Scorpion laughed.

The smile is so beautiful that it almost blinds my chakra alloy dog ​​eyes.

"Then you can help me refuse tomorrow. Just say that I have someone I like."

"Eh?! Eh?!!! Eh?! Who is it!"

Scorpion thought for a while, and then said to me affirmatively.

"Let's just say that man's name is He."

"...The Scarlet Sand Scorpion belongs to your second uncle!"

The author has something to say:

I must have messed with the school.

The third time I went home because of allergies.

So update.

Counting the days, I reckoned that I was going to climb the list soon.

Wandering Flower didn't climb up because I was lazy, I don't know if the fluorescent lamp will work...