Mr. Perfect Makeover

"Ugh!"

Wu Xin suddenly turned over, lay on the bed and sighed. When he realized that he only had two kidneys, and that if one of them was removed rashly, his male ability would decline, his mood had been in this extremely depressed state.

Speaking of the reason, it's not because I can't sell my kidneys to pay off the debt, but because Xiao Rufeng, what's the matter, isn't it just that I don't know how many kidneys I have grown?Is it necessary to show that idiot-looking expression?Tch, the world is so big, he doesn't believe it, he is the only one who doesn't know.

Although I have comforted myself in this way for a long time, I still feel very uncomfortable in my heart. I always feel that there is an indescribable emotion lingering in my heart, which is very uncomfortable.

"Ugh!"

"Wu Xinran, what are you doing?" Lele's small figure came through the door again.

Wu Xin suddenly lowered his eyelids and glanced at him, and said, "Why are you here again? I don't have time to accompany you now." He was depressed!

Lele didn't care about this, and made a sudden landing in the air, successfully landing on Wu Xinran's stomach, and then crawled onto Wu Xinran's overlapping knees, flapping his big, round eyes and looking at it with a smile on his face. he.

Fortunately, he is just a weightless ghost, otherwise he would definitely be thrown out of the window by the upset Wu Xin at this moment.

"Aren't you afraid to pass through my body now?"

Lele pulled out a thin red rope from her neck, and there were small copper plates hanging on it, with densely carved characters on it, which must be some kind of spell.

"Don't be afraid, grandpa gave Lele this, as long as I take it, I won't pass through the human body."

Wu Xin nodded suddenly, and said, "Aren't you a ghost? You should be active at night, and you can be seen floating around in broad daylight, aren't you afraid of melting?"

Lele shook her head and said, "No, Lele likes daytime very much, with the warm sun, fragrant flowers, beautiful butterflies and vicious bees... "

Listening to Lele's description, Wu Xin suddenly looked at him suspiciously, are you really a ghost?

"What about your grandparents? Why don't you see them come out?"

Lele shook her head, "No way, grandparents are very afraid of the sun, they like dark places, but Lele doesn't like it, and that wall monster talks bad things about others all day long, making Lele so noisy sleep."

"Wall demon?"

"Wu Xinran, you don't remember, it's the villain who scared you that day!" Lele reminded with a wave of her fist.

Wu Xin suddenly glared at him angrily, "I was scared by you."

Lele shook her head and said, "It doesn't matter, Wu Xinran, I want to announce something." Then she pouted her little butt and stood up.

"Let's announce it!" Wu Xin suddenly looked at Lele's fat and puffy figure, and thought it was a bit amusing.

"I will be your angel!"

"..."

"Wu Xinran, why don't you talk, are you so happy and silly?" Lele bounced on her knees.

Wu Xin stroked his forehead suddenly, waved his hands and said, "My brain is a bit blocked at the moment, what did you just say? Spirit?"

Lele nodded and said, "Yes!"

"What the hell is that?" Wu Xin sat up from the bed suddenly excitedly, but forgot that Lele was still on his lap, only to see the little kid roll three times in a row before stabilizing his figure at the foot of the bed.

"Lele, how are you?"

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt at all, as a messenger, it's just a piece of cake, don't worry." Lele flew up with a thump, and twirled twice in the air, saying so.

Wu Xin suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Why did you suddenly have such an idea? Didn't you chase after me the day before yesterday to eat my meat? Why, what bad idea do you want to come up with?"

"You have wronged Lele. Lele doesn't want to eat your meat anymore. Lele will be your emissary. Do you agree or not? If you don't agree, Lele will bite you!" Qi Ya, the whole thing has to be coerced into submission.

Wu Xin suddenly looked at Yile, and said: "I have no objection, but you have to tell me the reason first." It's a joke, when he graduated from the Chinese Department, it was really fake, what is the spirit?That's a typical house elf, you can do whatever the master asks you to do, and you are not allowed to give opinions, otherwise you will be fired, and you will be ostracized and stared at!

Therefore, the first piece of Wu's golden words: don't pick up the pies that fall from the sky, or they may be expired!