Mr. Perfect Makeover

After listening to Wu Xinran's oath-like words, Xiao Rufeng asked indifferently: "I don't know how you want to pay it back?"

Wu Xin was taken aback for a moment, why return it?This, I really didn't think about it, even these words came out of my mind suddenly, and if I couldn't keep it, I would regret biting off my tongue tomorrow, how would he know how to pay it back?After all, what owed Xiao Rufeng was not 100 or [-], but a huge sum that he would not be able to repay even if he was sold. Wait, he seemed to have figured out a way.

"Xiao Rufeng, do you know any surgeon?"

Xiao Rufeng was taken aback for a moment, not understanding why Wu Xin suddenly brought up the topic of doctors again, and nodded, "I know, what's the matter?"

"It's really great, Xiao Rufeng, please call him quickly, I have a way to pay you back."

"What do you mean?"

Wu Xin blinked suddenly, and said, "Isn't it popular to buy and sell organs now? I can sell my kidneys to pay off my debts!"

Xiao Rufeng raised his eyebrows, "You want to sell your kidney? Are you going to sell one, or all of them?"

"How much can you buy a kidney?"

"If it is put on the black market, it can be fired to almost 50 yuan."

"Then I'll sell four!"

"What did you say?" Xiao Rufeng blinked, thinking he had a hearing problem.

"I said I would sell four kidneys, so that the money can be paid off." Wu Xin said seriously.

"Aren't you joking with me?" Xiao Rufeng's tone was a little uncertain.

"Do you think I'm joking? You should call the doctor as soon as possible so that we can discuss when to have surgery, and I think with your ability, you should be able to find something in the black market, so that's it... . . ”

"Wait, wait." Seeing him getting more and more outrageous, Xiao Rufeng hurriedly stopped him, "Wu Xinran, are you literate?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Don't think I'm doing well now, but I also graduated from the Chinese Department of W University. Do you think I can read?"

"You? Graduated from the Chinese Department?" Xiao Rufeng was not surprised that Wu Xin would suddenly graduate from a first-class university, but expressed doubts about his major. There is at least a light-year gap between the scruffy man in front of him and the literary youth. .

"What? Why don't you believe it? How about I bring you my graduation certificate?" Wu Xin suddenly squinted at him with his eyes hanging.

Xiao Rufeng waved his hand, and said, "No, I'm going to ask, did the professor not release the water when you graduated?"

"Xiao Rufeng, what do you mean? You have to have a limit when you look down on people, right? What do you mean by releasing water? Tell me clearly." Wu Xin's face flushed red, he was too bullying, how could he slander him like this, even though he When I graduated, I really tried to get on the base safely and changed the pure water for the professor for a week, but, but, I can’t say the same about him!

Xiao Rufeng leaned against the back of the chair, smiled lightly and said, "Okay, I'll just ask you a simple common sense question, how many kidneys do you have?"

"Eight, everyone on the earth knows." Wu Xin raised his chin suddenly, with a triumphant expression on his face.

"Pfft ha ha ha!" Xiao Rufeng almost lost his temper from laughing, eight kidneys?This Wu Xinran is too funny.

"What are you laughing at? Did I say something wrong? It's true. Men have eight kidneys, and women have four. Isn't this common sense?" Wu Xin suddenly exclaimed.

"Who told you this, or did you read it from that book?" Xiao Rufeng asked.

"My mother told me!" Wu Xin suddenly replied seriously, "She won't lie to me."

Xiao Rufeng sighed and said that parents are the first teachers of their children. It seems that there is really a reason for Wu Xinran's congenital deficiency and acquired deformity!