I got rich by the protagonist's lines

After hearing Yu Xuan's question, Wang Gong just wanted to speak with a smile when a small head suddenly appeared beside him.

"Of course you can. Those who have won awards will all have special treatment. Others get one for one bite, but you can get two for one bite."

The one who said this was naturally Yan Tang.

Yu Xuan heard the sound and looked over, and found that today's little boss is very different.

Although he used to look energetic, but he has seen the little boss deliberately cover his eyes with his hair, thinking that others can't see him, so he sleeps secretly.

Today, he directly tied up all his half-length hair. The combination of cute little buns and fluffy hair makes him look more lively and energetic.

The forehead and cheeks that were completely exposed also seemed to emit a lustrous light, and the most attractive thing was the eyes, which were bright and dazzling.

The cream-colored cuffs were tightened, and the trousers of the light-colored trousers were rolled up, revealing a thin ankle.

There were still some drops of water on the dark apron, and one couldn't help but imagine, had he just watered the flowers in the greenhouse?The whole person is full of breath of life.

He smiled in the breeze and twilight, and Yu Xuan couldn't help but stare blankly for two seconds.

Yan Tang's mood today, if expressed in order of magnitude, would be an explosion.

Seeing the pile of equipment in Yu Xuan's hands, she couldn't help but asked with a smile, "Is this going to be broadcast live?"

It is really complete enough, there is a heavy camera, there is a lighter gopro, and only two mobile phones are taken.

After Yu Xuan came back to her senses, a thin blush quickly rose on her face, and she answered a little stutteringly: "Yes, yes,... can I do it, little boss?"

He stared at Yan Tang eagerly, but at this moment, Yan Tang's cell phone vibrated.

It was Teacher Lu, Yan Tang smiled unconsciously, and waved at Xuan casually.

"It's all right, but if you take pictures of everyone's faces, you still have to ask for my opinion."

There are quite a few people here today, and all of them are dangerous elements. If the premise is that Yu Xuan has provoked all these big bosses, then a complete episode of historical torture can be staged today.

Therefore, this exhortation is still very necessary, and I hope Yu Xuan can listen to it in his heart.

As for the live broadcast, Yan Tang said: "Broadcasting, broadcasting, it must be broadcasted. Wealth and wealth do not return to their hometowns, just like night walks in brocade clothes. He wants the whole world to know that Xiaoyan is rich."

Yan Tang: Hold your face beautifully.jpg

Seeing Yan Tang going away, Wang Gong at the side took Yu Xuan to recognize him.

Today, all the employees of Fugui Group arrived, except for those who couldn't leave their original positions.

Wang Gong still likes Yu Xuan, a modern young apprentice, and now that he has the opportunity, he plans to expand his network.

Therefore, Yu Xuan heard the following introduction:

"This is Miss Miao, responsible for packing the takeaway boxes."

"This, Uncle Tian, ​​is a farmer."

"Well, let me think about it, oh, it's Xiao Tang Song, um, it seems to be selling tickets in Xishui Village."

……

After a round of introductions, Yu Xuan understood that these are not outsiders, they are all fellow villagers at home.

He has a sweet mouth and is not at all arrogant because he is a child in the city. He called out "brother and sister" one by one, and he felt quite at ease.

Wang Gong, who was standing beside him, nodded with satisfaction.

What evil could Wang Gong have?But it's more realistic.

After saying hello and getting a reply that she doesn't mind entering the country occasionally, Yu Xuan happily started the live broadcast.

He took the camera and walked towards the horse farm in the backyard, taking pictures of the scenery along the way. He waited until the audience in the live broadcast room had a certain number of bases, and then began to say hello.

"Dear fellow students, hello everyone, I am Yu Xuan, a senior from the Department of Architecture of Peking University.

Although this time it was more than an hour earlier than the scheduled time, the original live broadcast content will still be spoken at a fixed time.

As for the extra hour, hey, it's just a little easter egg. "

The originally sparse barrage quickly became more numerous after he finished speaking.

——Hello senior, what are you going to do here? "

——Are we going to have a new infrastructure series video again?looking forward to.

——or is it a new mnemonic?I used the efficient learning method summed up by my seniors and successfully passed the college entrance examination.

……

Yu Xuan read a few comments, and then denied it with a smile, "It's not a new infrastructure video, nor is it learning dry goods, but I'm going to eat abalone dinner later, so I invite everyone to watch it together."

He was not walking slowly, and the stability of the equipment was not bad. While chatting with Yu Xuan, everyone could clearly see the scenery along the way.

Covered bridge arches, flat stone steps, small and interesting paths, accompanied by green bamboos and fallen leaves, are the Chinese beauty that every Chinese can appreciate.

When passing a mountain, rock and water pavilion, sharp-eyed viewers can even see groups of koi playing by.

Here, the rustling wind and soft water flow can bring the beauty of tranquility and far-reaching beauty.

Especially when figures appear in the static scene, it is like a painting being activated by the finishing touch.

Whether it is a lazy girl holding a round fan, or a middle-aged man enjoying the flowers and scenery, even a determined man with an elite atmosphere will not go against this scene.

Yu Xuan discovered that since the first person accidentally entered the country, the direction of comments in his live broadcast room has changed, and it has become uniform:

——Ah, I seem to have seen this younger sister.

——This elder sister is definitely destined to be with me.

——This, that, and the little brother next to me, I can do it all!

——Damn, if no one really wants the old one, I...

—Upstairs, be careful!

……

"I'm really not a face-licking studio."

Yu Xuan was a little dumbfounded, but after repeated reminders from the audience, he also suddenly realized that there is really no ugly person in the Fuguier Group.

"Back to the topic, friends, aren't you all curious about abalone?

In other words, I really seldom eat abalone. There is only one time in my memory, and that time I ate dried abalone. It took a long time to soak the hair.

It was a coincidence this time, and I happened to record the process of my abalone feast. If you want to watch it, you can watch it with me. Don’t be afraid if you are impatient, I will edit it after I finish the live broadcast.

At that time, you can watch the condensed version. "

Yu Xuan was thoughtful, and the fans agreed, but the bullshit in the live broadcast room, who had been eager to move for a long time, finally found a trick.

--abalone?I really don't understand what is so delicious about abalone?It's also very expensive, isn't this stuff really the same IQ tax as bird's nest?

——The shit upstairs doesn’t understand, so don’t come out and bark, only people who have never eaten abalone will find it expensive, wake up, what’s the age now?

It's not the time when transportation was underdeveloped in ancient times and artificial breeding was not possible. Don't look like you are in modern times and your thoughts are still in ancient times.

Abalone, already cheap!Just the ordinary ones, I go to the seafood market, and I can buy three for ten yuan.

——There is no need to be so sarcastic, abalone has indeed stepped down from the "altar" long ago and entered the homes of ordinary people.

But regardless of the "number of heads", it is pure hooliganism to say that abalones are cheap just because of the number of abalones.

——Hehe, if you say I'm a hooligan, then what do you think is that the person who invites the host to dinner can greet him with a double-headed abalone?Twelve is not bad.

——You are not the anchor, nor are you the one who invites you to eat, how do you know that the anchor can't afford it?

Seeing that the live broadcast room was about to fight over what grade of abalone he ate, Yu Xuan had to stop urgently. He stretched out his hand in a gesture of surrender, and said pitifully:

"Masters of my audience, what's the fuss about this? Don't care what other people invite, I'm a loafer, and if I can have a bite, it's already pretty good."

Yu Xuan really couldn't help it, he really didn't know what kind of abalone Yan Tang was preparing.

During the quarrel in the live broadcast room just now, he also read some popular science, and then he learned how abalone counts the number of "heads".

It turns out that there can be as many abalones per catty as the number of heads. The fewer the heads, the more expensive the price is, and this catty is still Sima Jin, and the abalones being weighed are still fresh abalones.

Only a dozen small abalones can enter the supermarket. As for the double-headed abalone, it can already be used as a family heirloom.

After appeasing the audience in the live broadcast room, Yu Xuan secretly searched on Baidu again, and found that the turnover of double-headed abalone in recent years was 400 million per kilogram, and directly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

At this moment, he only hoped that the little boss brought out ordinary abalone, otherwise he was afraid of being scared to death by the high price.

Just as Xuan came back to his senses, he found that there was another change in the live broadcast room, and a row of red bullet screens were written all over it.

——Look, anchor!Abalone Escape!

——Look, anchor!Abalone Escape!

……

Yu Xuan wandered around in a daze, and not long after, she saw a row of irregularly spaced abalones on a jade-colored water pipe.

Their overall volume is smaller than the diameter of the water pipe, so it looks like an elephant walking a suspension bridge at this time.

Yu Xuan became interested, knowing that Abalone would not care about him, but still tiptoed, the dog sneaked up to look at it, and muttered while watching: "Wow, Disney is on the run, little abalone."

Feeling cute in her heart, Yu Xuan stretched out her hand, wanting to touch it, but the abalones quickly folded the ears around them, and slightly separated from the hard shell, revealing the colorful inner wall.

"Hahaha, everyone, don't you feel a bit like a butterfly, about to flap its wings and escape?"

Really, inexplicably, a group of viewers in the live broadcast room actually saw a lively and lovely feeling from a group of abalones.

At this moment, a sneer came from behind Yu Xuan.

He turned around and looked back, and saw the tall boy walking with Yan Tang, he should be the one who laughed just now.

Yan Tang wanted to pat Ah Wu's head, but he needed to jump up to get it, so he gave up decisively.

"What's wrong with yin and yang? I'll find a big onmyoji to cure you in a while."

His family, Mr. Lu, has never had a normal day since he accepted his card. It just so happens that these two people can deal with each other head-on.

Ah Wu is a typical person who forgets to eat but not to play. It didn't take long before he had forgotten that Yan Tang had put him in the cram school the first time they met.

Even last night, because he found fault in front of Yan Tang, his father was pulled into a parent group by the boss, and then he was beaten up by his father without knowing what happened.

But it's all like this, Ah Wu still poked his neck and said: I still dare.

"Stupid, the abalone didn't dare to escape when it was frightened, it only dared to suck on the rock."

The next moment, as soon as he rolled his eyes, he urged Yan Tang treacherously: "Boss, why don't you go and try to get abalone?"

As I said before, abalone loves to be adsorbed on rocks, and the suction is very strong, so taking abalone is also a technical job, and it is fast, precise and ruthless.

It's Yan Tang's first time here, and he definitely won't be able to please him, Ah Wu just wants to watch the fun.

But who is Yan Tang?He is no longer the Amon under the city, and now he is a capitalist with a belly full of bad water.

He gave Yu Xuan a look, indicating if he wants to try it?

Yu Xuan had been looking forward to it for a long time. He handed the live broadcast equipment in his hand to Yan Tang, and trotted over.

The one on the pipe was relatively easy, but when it reached the stone, Yu Xuan tried hard with one hand, but it didn't come down.

I used two more hands, took a deep breath and tried hard, but after three seconds, I still didn't come down.

Yan Tang was shouting cheers from the side, his face was full of "Oh, I'm so wise" watching the show.

For the third attempt, Yu Xuan exhaled, inhaled again, squatted down and took a steady horse stance, then stretched out both hands and exerted strength suddenly.

The next moment, finally... even the stone and the abalone were raped, and by the way, he fell a buttock.

"Hahahaha", Ah Wu laughed out loud, Yan Tang still had a bit of conscience, he turned the camera, trying to save some face for Yu Xuan, although the audience saw everything they should see.

Yan Tang bent her crescent eyes and looked at the live broadcast screen. She wanted to see how everyone laughed at Yu Xuan, but she didn't expect...

——Ah, little brother, little brother, this little brother is my ultimate aesthetic!

——Wuuu, please, let me see the front face again, although the side face is also very good-looking.

— Wife wife!I announce that I have found my long lost wife!

Yan Tang: ...

Yan Tang pointed the camera at Yu Xuan who just stood up with a smirk and a smirk, with a blank face. Let's watch your anchor broadcast ugly.

Seeing that the roots of Yu Xuan's ears were turning red, the ruthless Yan Tang finally realized his conscience, and approached the abalone again with a camera, taking a close-up of the abalone.

What's so good about people, abalone is the most delicious.

Yan Tang's shooting technique is not professional, and when aiming at the abalone, it is also far and near, and there is no reference around, so most of the audience in the live broadcast room did not feel the true size of the abalone.

There are only a few barrages saying: only I think, is this abalone a bit big.

But it was quickly overwhelmed by more other barrages.

Fortunately, Yan Tang also knew that the abalone had to be weighed.

But just as he was about to turn around to get the electronic scale, he met Sister Miao, Aunt Xu, Tang Song and a group of people who came together.

Sister Miao stretched out her folding fan to block it, and asked curiously, "Why is my boss leaving as soon as we come, why are we going?"

"Come on, if I can connect with Wu Wuxin, let it come to me, and save me from running away."

Sister Miao raised her eyebrows, her eyes were filled with "That's it?"

She pointed to everyone present, "Just tell me, besides Xiao Tang and the others, who is not as skilled as your electronic scale?"

Yan Tang didn't answer those words, "Then sister, why don't you try?"

"I don't!" Sister Miao covered her mouth and nose with a round fan, "I don't want to touch my hands, it smells fishy."

Yan Tang: ...

Yan Tang trotted away with a black line on his face, completely unaware that after he left, all the employees started a contest of weighing with bare hands.

Tian Bo, the minion, has been farming for countless years. Although his hands are thick with calluses, it does not affect his flexibility at all.

Whether it is fertilizer calculated by catty or seeds calculated by gram, it is all accurate in his hands.

The little blue man Zheng Gong can distinguish countless low-quality building materials that are trying to deceive him with only one hand. He even lightly touched the silver in the emperor's private treasury to tell the truth about adulteration.

Boss Yu has been dealing with the sea for many years, if he doesn't need too precise values, he can even give a rough idea with just a pair of eyes.

……

It was such a group of people, after Yan Tang left, they began to point and point sexually, you talk about this, I talk about that, and it didn't take long for them to get started.

As a result, the audience in Yu Xuan's live broadcast room were stunned to see such a scene.

Tian Bo put an abalone in his palm: "0.06 kg."

Boss Yu curled his lips and commented: "The ten-headed abalone is not worth mentioning."

Zheng Gong threw an abalone up and down twice: "67.2 grams."

Boss Yu continued: "The nine-headed abalone is nothing special."

……

"Ordinary eight-headed abalone."

"I was lucky enough to import seven-headed abalone."

"A decent six."

……

When Yan Tang came back with the electronic scale, he just heard Boss Yu say: "This one is okay, there are three heads."

Yan Tang was confused, what three heads?What three heads?Oh oh, it's okay, what are the three heads that are okay?

When he realized that he was talking about abalone, he froze in place.

At this time, or in other words, more than ten minutes ago, Yu Xuan's live broadcast room had already exploded.

At the very beginning, the audience thought it was quite interesting to see a few people weigh it with their hands.

When Tian Bo said "0.06 kg", he felt that this person was joking seriously.

Not to mention, the acting is quite similar.

But then things started to go wrong, the precise numbers, the confident expressions of everyone present, and the astonishing weight of the abalone...

Each is a point that makes the audience uneasy.

—— Nima is outrageous, weighing with bare hands, and then accurate to two decimal places, my family's scales dare not brag like that.

——Damn, lean, is this world fantasy, or is there something wrong with my cognition?Why, except for me, everyone present has a look of "you must be right"?

——Me too, hugging upstairs, I thought I was a different kind.

——I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to swear, regardless of whether the weight is real or not, just treat it as real, then what's the matter with those evaluations?

What is not worth mentioning?What is mediocrity?What is ordinary?Labor and management will ask you!What is your definition?Alien standard?

——I love seafood the most. No one knows abalone better than me. To make it more intuitive, I directly dump the data, price list.jpg.

——My God!It's so expensive, I'm sorry, I've started to doubt it, it should be fake, just kidding, how can it be so heavy?

——It’s fake!They use hand scales. If they are accurate, I will live broadcast handstands... Forget it, let's do it.

Yu Xuan told Yan Tang about the situation with a worried expression on his face. Yan Tang himself was fine, but if he didn't trust his employees, he would have to slap his face with facts.

Seeing that Yan Tang had put the scale away and was about to start the scale, Yu Xuan already regretted her live broadcast behavior today.

Although he believed in Yan Tang very much, but... he also felt that the act of weighing with bare hands was a bit inhuman, and what's more, if it was true, it would be too expensive.

Subconsciously, Yu Xuan's hand blocked the camera uncontrollably, as if in this way, everything could be blocked and develop in a worse direction.

But he soon woke up and realized what a stupid thing he had done just now. This is the real version of the cover-up.

Sure enough, the barrage has already started cursing people again.

It was the first time for Yu Xuan to face such an overwhelming attack, and his eyes turned red when he thought that he brought it to Yan Tang and others.

Many fans who didn't dare to speak, couldn't help but start to console and fight back.

——Whether it’s true or not, it’s someone’s party, and they want to treat guests, so what’s your business?

——It's hard for me to imagine how the host will face his friends after this incident.

——It’s just a joke, don’t take it seriously.

It's a pity that these few comments were quickly scolded by more attacks and dared not speak anymore.

The next moment, Yan Tang reset the electronic scale to zero and put the first abalone on it—60.48 grams, 0.06 kilograms was the correct answer.

It is ten-headed abalone.

Next - 67.2 grams (standard nine-head abalone), 75.6 grams (standard eight-head abalone), 86.4 grams (standard seven-head abalone), 100.8 grams (standard six-head abalone)...

Until the end - 203.6 grams, it is a three-headed abalone that exceeds the standard!

The audience at the other end didn't know whether they were pressing the calculator or comparing the grams and the price list, and the live broadcast room was peaceful.

Equally calm are the bosses who watched all this, they even had a smile on their faces, and Ah Wu even pointed at Yu Xuan:

"His eye circles are red, my God, is he going to cry? What's there to cry about?"

Yu Xuan who heard it very clearly: ...

Do you think you speak very quietly?You have a bad ass voice!

Finally, when Yan Tang looked at the live broadcast room with a provocative face, and his eyes were full of sharpness, a new barrage popped up in the live broadcast room, which was also the last struggle.

—I still don't believe it.

——Me too, is this really all right?

After Yan Tang saw it, he directly put his mobile phone on it. The selling point of this mobile phone was its thinness, and its weight was mentioned back and forth as an advertisement.

As a result, when men, women and children mention it, they can casually say its weight.

Today, digital scales show exactly the numbers they know.

This also means that the electronic scale has not been tampered with, and is even quite accurate.

The live broadcast room was silent, and after an unknown amount of time, another barrage finally popped up.

—Is it filled with water?As we all know, abalone lives in seawater, and the concentration of salt in seawater is high. If you put abalone in light salt water, the abalone will absorb water and become heavier.

——I searched according to what was said upstairs, and found that after this treatment, the weight of abalone can increase by about 34%.

If calculated according to this data, then the data you weigh will be reduced by about one-third...

——So, what are you crazy about?

After Yan Tang saw the barrage, he took out the largest abalone that was still alive from behind.

In an instant, the audience in the live broadcast room felt that something was wrong. With Yan Tang's hand as a reference, they inexplicably felt that the abalone was a bit big?

Yan Tang showed the abalone in front of everyone, and everyone saw the abalone's agility, and it was not as suffocating as it was put into light salt water.

The next moment, Ah Wu stepped forward, processed the abalone and put it on the electronic scale - 350.8 grams!

It's a two-headed abalone!It is the double-headed abalone that is "hard to buy double-headed abalone"!They saw the double-headed abalone with their own eyes!

Everyone realizes this.

When most people were in a daze, 99 fireworks with a unit price of [-] were smashed in Yu Xuan's live broadcast room, and they were pushed by the whole platform.

This kind of local tyrant's behavior immediately caught Yu Xuan's attention, and a red and bold barrage appeared on the screen.

Hunter: Buy double-headed abalone!Buy double-headed abalone!Pick up within two hours!As long as the boss nods, the payment can be made in seconds without agreement!

After seeing it, Yan Tang blinked curiously: "How much did you pay?"

hunter:! !Finally see me!Acquisition at [-]% higher than the market price!

market price?Yan Tang was curious, when Yu Xuan gestured to him, 400 million per kilogram.

Yan Tang:!Okay, I'll leave you half a day, it's yours when you come.One is not enough, I have more here!

Hunter: Thank you boss, thank you boss, I've covered everything, please don't give it to others, I'll kowtow to you.

Yan Tang: There are quite a few, so bring enough money.

The man said that he must arrive in two hours, but in fact, within three to ten minutes, Yan Tang saw the person coming.

The people who came here didn't exchange too much greetings, and they paid the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other. In the end, they probably thought that they might have a long-term relationship in the future, so it was not easy to treat them coldly, so they explained:

"I won't chat with the boss any more, and I have to deliver the things to the next person, who will send Feidi to the guests' tables."

Yan Tang: ...

I don't really understand you rich people.

After the people left, Yan Tang looked at the large sum of savings in his hand, and felt both happy and unreal.

"Aww! I have the money to buy the land! My dear sea urchin, here I come!"

The author has something to say: the next chapter will definitely be edible!I promise (gradually guilty)

It is still 100 small red envelopes, so every treasure

感谢在2021-05-1523:54:08~2021-05-1623:50:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Scarlet Witch, one of the author's little cute creatures;

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