I got rich by the protagonist's lines

Yan Tang is a landlubber, and his first reaction after falling into the water was to flop around, kicking his feet wildly, scratching with his hands in the air, trying to grab anything he could touch.

At this time, the suspended translucent panel was right in front of him, and Yan Tang's hand was faster than his brain, and he reached out and grabbed it.

However, that hand poked at the "Open Blind Box" option indiscriminately, and passed through the panel directly.

Accompanied by the soft golden light emitted when the last idiom appeared, despair filled Yan Tang's heart.

The next moment, he gave up struggling... both feet stepped on the bottom of the pit, and stood up straight.

Yan Tang: ...

Hehe, just, what, it's really cool down here.Embarrassed yet polite smile.jpg.

After carelessly wiping the water on his face, Yan Tang didn't even look at it, and directly pressed OK on the new idiom.

Whatever it is, ship it!

Two seconds later, Yan Tang, who had just lifted his legs and tried to climb out, suddenly had a heavy hand. Even with the buoyancy of the water, he was still pulled down hard.

After wiping the water off his face for the second time, Yan Tang took a closer look, "My God! Why did a Buddha fall from the sky?"

What suddenly appeared beside him was a statue of Buddha.

The material of the Buddha statue looks a bit like jade, but it is not as transparent and lustrous as jade. It is said to be stone, and it has a warmer glow than stone.

The posture of the Buddha statue is also different from what Yan Tang has seen before.

It does not sit cross-legged like the Buddha, sitting on the lotus platform with the Dharma seal in hand, but presents a half-squatting posture that seems to be standing but not standing, or sitting and not sitting.

The legs are crossed, the soles of the front feet and toes are on the ground, and the posture of the hands on the hands is very similar to facing two different waves of people who come and go.

The most eye-catching thing is the back of its head, where there seems to be a substantive faint light, and if you look closely, you will find a faint blue lamp in the halo.

And the idiom used to describe this Buddha statue is—Qingdeng Ancient Buddha.

Yan Tang, who was drenched all over, said "Please don't blame me, I really didn't mean to be disheveled", and then put his hands together and bowed to the Buddha statue.

He really didn't expect that the last idiom in the blind box was actually a Buddha statue, and judging from the height, it seemed to be much taller than him.

Fortunately, it was in the water, otherwise, it would have smashed a big hole in the ground.

Inexplicably, in the process of putting his hands together towards the Buddha statue, Yan Tang felt refreshed, as if someone brought a math problem to him and asked him to do it, and he could do it.

Under the effect of calming down, Yan Tang thought about this time "picking up the blind box".

There are a total of four idioms in the blind box, namely: keep one's body like jade, Hongyan pass on a book, bring disaster to pond fish and Qingdeng ancient Buddha.

Well, it seems that... none of them are very useful. Could it be that he lost money by dismantling the blind box this time?

Yan Tang was foolishly soaking in the water and meditating, completely unaware of how surprised Monk Li Shan was when he passed by.

At this time, there was still some faint mist in the forest, and Yan Tang, who was wearing a white embroidered shirt, was completely soaked in the pool water that suddenly appeared.

Not only did the white shirt stick to his body, it also became somewhat transparent, and his long hair like a crow's feather was completely soaked.

Some messy strands of hair even stuck to his neck dishonestly, like a very eerie, upward-growing tattoo.

He closed his eyes and clasped his hands towards the Buddha statue opposite, but his face was a little dazed and helpless.Some are too weird and innocent.

The lush plum forest behind Yan Tang was almost regarded as Bodhi by Dazed Liao Shan.

In a word, the feelings of Shan Shan at this time are probably——if you encounter a Buddha country.

But when he looked at the majestic Buddha statue, he was so shocked that he froze in place.

Because he didn't even know what kind of Buddha it was!

As a disciple of Shanji Temple who has a considerable status in the entire Hua Kingdom, Liao Shanneng walked out of the mountain gate at such a young age and walked into the world of mortals to practice. You can see how good his studies are and how much confidence his masters have in him. .

But such kindness lost his temper at this time.

With a "plop", Liaoshan knelt down unconsciously.

Yan Tang was still there with his palms folded, thinking about gains and losses, and every time he thought of a loss, he would say to the Buddha statue: "Please bless me to get rich next time."

Liao Shan's sudden "thump" not only interrupted his thoughts, but also made his teeth sore.

But when he saw that it was this monk, Yan Tang's eyes lit up, and he just wanted to ask him to help him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she came back to her senses, she realized that she had lost her composure just now, but after standing up, she directly took out her mobile phone.

Seeing this, Yan Tang was so angry that he splashed the water with his hands.

"Damn it, Monk, where's your conscience? Who taught you so badly that you even learned how to take pictures of your boss and post short videos?

You will be kicked out if you do this, you know?

Do not shoot!Did you hear me, no filming allowed! "

As soon as Yan Tang's voice fell to the ground, Shan's camera was pointed at Yan Tang's side accurately. Yan Tang was so angry that he wanted to hide behind the Buddha statue, but unexpectedly, he heard Shan say to the phone:

"Master, uncles, and uncles, I'm afraid I won't be in time to attend the Thousand Buddhas Ceremony. Our boss just dug out a new Buddha!"

Yan Tang: ...

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!I really didn't dig out that Buddha statue!

In a trance, Yan Tang always felt that something was wrong.

Oh, the monk is leaving for the Thousand Buddhas Dharma Assembly.

No, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it was the monk who spoke!

"Damn it! Monk, you, you, what are you talking about? Haven't you stopped practicing your closed-mouthed meditation?" Is this because the sudden appearance of a Buddha statue broke the Taoism?

Thinking of this, Yan Tang instantly felt a little guilty.

Liao Shan didn't answer, but said earnestly, "Please extend your hand."

Yan Tang couldn't help thinking: The Great Monk is really a good person. I haven't said a word of my closed mouth for more than ten years, and I still want to pull myself up, which shows that his character is really good.

Yan Tang stretched out his hand directly, waiting for the monk to drag him up.

Unexpectedly, the monk went straight into the water, pushing Yan Tang's elbow and turning until Yan Tang's palm touched the Buddha statue.

"Come on, give me a hand."

Yan Tang looked at the other party in disbelief, and the carelessness in her heart disappeared in an instant.

Guilt or something is impossible. Isn’t the precepts meant to be broken?

Facing the invitation from the monk to "move the Buddha statue together", Boss Xiaoyan turned around and jumped to the edge of the pond.

If he doesn't move, he can't move. Even though Xiaoyan is a man, he dares to say no.

After touching his mobile phone and making sure it was still usable, he dialed a call to Uncle Tian:

"Yes, Uncle Tian, ​​I'm still here, you bring more people over here, the monk dug up a Buddha statue here, only the two of us can't move it."

When Tian Bo waited for the group to come, he saw Monk Shan holding up his mobile phone, smiling like an idiot, and making a video call with his master.

And Yan Tang, the little boss of his family, pointed at the side and said: "I heard that temples and Taoist temples do not allow taking pictures. Fortunately, you are still a monk. You are too disrespectful to Buddha!"

Old God Liao Shan, who broke the closed phrase, replied: "The Buddha said that he does not blame."

Tian Bo: ...

Modern monks have something in common with those of their time.

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A few days later, the person in charge of the Thousand Buddha Dharma Assembly, which was originally scheduled to be held in a temple in Songshan, suddenly began to apply to the government to change the venue.

The local leaders expressed their incomprehension and reluctance.

The Thousand Buddha Dharma Assembly is a grand event. Not only will there be believers from all corners of the country, but there will also be journalists and tourists from all walks of life.

By then, it will not only be able to publicize the local characteristics and make a good reputation, but also attract tourists to come again, and quickly increase the local consumption level.

It can be said that during the month of holding the Thousand Buddhas Dharma Conference, and even the two months after the end, the average consumption level can exceed the usual amount of half a year.

Local residents can also greatly benefit from this activity.

Naturally, the local leaders were unwilling to let go of such a good thing, but the people sent by the religious association insisted on it. As a last resort, the leaders had to ask the reason in person.

The clerk of the religious association only knows the whole thing, but he can't just say "I don't know very well" to the leader.

Therefore, he was also very vague when explaining, and only said: "There is a miracle happening at the new venue, and the elders divination that it is good luck."

What he said was actually not adulterated, it was just a little incomplete.

It is only a Buddha statue that has never been seen before. Although it deserves the attention of all masters, it will not directly change the location of the established Thousand Buddha Dharma Association.

But that day, what Liao Shanhe and his group pulled up was not only the Buddha statue, but also the scriptures at the bottom of the Buddha statue, and two pages of scriptures on the palm leaf held by the Buddha statue.

And these are things that monks have never seen before.

During the rubbing process, Liao Shan had just copied two paragraphs by hand, and then he sat in lotus position on the spot for two whole days.

During this process, the ringtone of his cell phone never stopped, but it didn't affect him at all.

It was Yan Tang who came to deliver the meal. After seeing it, he helped to connect and told the abbot of Shanji Temple about the goodness.

By the way, I took photos of Shantuo's two lines of scriptures and sent them over.

The more you understand Buddhism, the easier it is to see its subtlety. The abbot of Shanchai Temple has practiced for many years, and he was also an unborn genius in his early years.

Seeing those two short scriptures, I immediately noticed the beauty of them.

Immediately, the abbot notified the steward of the outer courtyard without hesitation, asking him to decline the invitation to the Thousand Buddha Dharma Assembly. After leaving behind a few disciples who behaved safely, he would rush to Xishui Village with the rest of the people.

Maybe a group of Taoist priests put on casual clothes and go out together, and they may not see anything special, but a group of bald monks going out mighty, it will definitely attract attention.

Especially since they haven't changed their clothes yet.

After someone posted the photo on the Internet, soon, not to mention other temples, even the Taoist temples also knew about it.

Although the temple of Sian Chay Monastery is not big, it has produced many eminent monks and enshrined more than [-] relics. Although it is a low-key existence, it must not be ignored.

Their strangeness immediately attracted everyone's attention.

There is no impenetrable wall in the world, and there are eminent monks with higher seniority and deeper Dharma than the abbot of Shanchai Temple.

After coming and going, the news that a new Buddha statue was dug up in Xishui Village, and there were scriptures that had never been seen before, spread to the ears of many people.

Several respected elders made calculations, and after getting the omen of "good fortune", they decisively moved their positions to Xishui Village.

But the Thousand Buddhas Dharma Conference cannot be ignored, right?Simply change the location.

Because of the above, the director of the religious association had to come forward.

With such a difficult reason to refute, the local leaders had no choice but to admit it, and by the way, called the city that had taken advantage of it with a bit of yin and yang.

Don't ask, it's sour to ask.

It's just a matter of changing the location. In fact, the suburbs of Beijing don't know yet, because the religious association is still going through the process of applying for the venue and going through the approval process.

Therefore, after receiving the call, the leader of the city only asked with a smile, "What's the matter~"

Opponent: Roll your eyes quietly.jpg

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More and more monks have come to Xishui Village recently. In order to avoid affecting the experience of other tourists, Tang and Song Dynasties directly opened up another channel for the monks.

It goes directly to the Buddha statue by the fish pond, and the monks don't visit the scenic spots anyway.

But this kind of behavior did not eliminate everyone's curiosity at all, and even made them want to explore more.

Unknowingly, a piece of news spread from the villagers in Xishui Village, after a slow evolution, finally spread to the ears of tourists.

I heard that when Fuguier's boss Xiaoyan was inspecting the melon fields, he stumbled and fell for no reason.

He was so angry that he had to dig out the stone that tripped him, and then rub it into ashes!

Who knew, the digging went on endlessly, and even a water source was dug out in the middle, so they still didn't give up.

After five days and five nights, the boss Xiaoyan who was soaked in the water forcibly dug out the whole Buddha statue!

I heard that the monks came here just for the Buddha statue.

Everyone who heard this was shocked: "Oh my God! Didn't the little boss of this rich man change his mind? For revenge, he persisted so far. He really has perseverance!"

"What about after it's dug out? The little boss can't rub the Buddha statue into ashes, right?"

The local people hurried forward to explain: "No, no, our boss Xiaoyan is not that kind of person. He... at most he will sell Buddha statues to monks."

Crowd: ...

In the crowd, someone who did not know whispered what was in everyone's mind: "It seems that it wasn't Yazi who changed, it should be Pixiu."

"Hey, it's not all the same father."

Yan Tang who accidentally heard: ...?

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