I got rich by the protagonist's lines

Yan Tang looked at "Shou Shen Ru Yu" aggrievedly, and finally had to press "No" on the "Yes or No" button with trembling hands.

The next moment, the soft golden light gradually gathered, and finally condensed into a corgi butt with yellow edges and a white heart-shaped center.

Corgi's butt faced Yan Tang's approaching face, and let out a colorless, odorless but loud fart, and then disappeared into white light.

Yan Tang who was sprayed all over the face: ...

So unfriendly!This is simply too unfriendly to those who have a target!

After "Keep Your Body Like Jade" disappeared, a small black room with the door closed suddenly appeared on the system panel.

Yan Tang clicked on it casually, and saw the gray and unavailable "Shou Shen Ru Yu", and there were two buttons below it, one was "View Details" and the other was "Inactive".

Yan Tang: ...It is impossible to activate it again in this life, thank you.

After clicking "View Details", a shiny jade image suddenly floated in mid-air.

With a "snap", Yan Tang quickly turned off "View" expressionlessly, closed the door of the "Little Black Room" tightly, and quickly pressed the "Continue to open the blind box" option.

Yan Tang: As long as I lock it fast enough, no beautiful jade body can seduce me!

Although the first idiom is obsolete, isn't there three remaining?

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Under Yan Tang's watchful eyes, the second idiom flew out of the blind box, and the soft light gradually dissipated, revealing the true face of the idiom - Hongyan Biography.

Not bad, the story of the swan goose is also known as the story of the flying pigeon, so this time it is definitely the carrier pigeon, hehe!

There are so many uses for this!

Although there are mobile phones and various communication software now, and pigeons are rarely used anymore, but there are not many ways to make a profit, right?

In front of the tourist service center building in Xishui Village, build a large square and set up a fountain to release the pigeons there.

Isn't it attractive that the fountain water refracting the sun sprinkles colorful arcs and flocks of playful white pigeons play in it?

In today's society, fast pace is the mainstream, but isn't slowing down also an alternative attraction?

Using the phrase "The horse-drawn carriages used to be very slow, but the letters were very slow" as a reference, we will hold a special activity.

Do you have friends far away?Do you have friends who don't want to call, but can write down their feelings and send them to you?

Would you like to come here, choose a carrier pigeon, and let it fly away with your letter.

Simply super fun!

In addition to the above two points, there are actually still racing pigeons today, and a standard procedure for pigeon identification has even been formed - first look at the family tree, then look at the feathers, and then look at the body shape and bones.

Yan Tang believes that all the pigeons produced by the system must be high-quality goods!

It is not appropriate to let the high-quality pigeons participate in the competition.

Actually, it really doesn’t work, if it is determined that it is artificially bred, you can still stew pigeon soup (super invincible lightly).

Yan Tang, who came up with countless ideas in a few seconds, felt a little lost, so he said, the idioms created by the system are not bad!

All that's missing are people who don't know how to use them.

His Xiaoyan's eyes are really sharp!

Thinking of this, Yan Tang did not hesitate to press the "Hongyan Biography", and the first free "sample" will come soon.

Just as Yan Tang was about to fetch a glass of water, a fluttering sound came from the sky.

To tell the truth, just hearing this voice, Yan Tang could feel something subtly wrong.

Looking up again, Yan Tang twitched the corners of his mouth - what a fat water duck.

He quickly took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the incoming bird. After quickly reading the picture, he found that it was really a large waterfowl belonging to the class of Aves, Anatidae, and Geese.

The new big teal is covered with brown down feathers, only the sides of the cheeks extending to the abdomen are white, which makes the dark fur in the middle look extraordinarily middle-aged.

Those peas looking at Yan Tang's eyes were piercing.

Seeing Yan Tang walk in, it stretched out a leg.

Yan Tang glanced at the background of the system, oh, it turned out that he was asking: Do you want to send a message?

Yan Tang: ...

No need, no need, thinking of the piece of jade that was lost because of Mr. Lu today, Yan Tang suddenly became jealous, wrote a note "swipely", and tied it to the leg of the big water bird.

"Need navigation, take a look at a map of Germany before leaving?"

The big water bird gave him a disdainful look, and after knowing who the target person was, he flapped his wings and flew away.

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Lu Tingfan had a live broadcast today in conjunction with a local poverty alleviation project. Working with him was license, a professional delivery anchor, and the local county leader who hosted the project.

The contents of the goods include: a certain place’s special soft red-skinned potatoes, a certain plateau’s dried yak beef, and a certain place’s special rice cakes, etc.

When the red-skinned small potatoes were broadcast live, the anchor assistant directly took out the finished small potatoes that had been baked before.

It can be seen that the anchor and others also put their heart into it, and the side dishes and so on look very appetizing.

Xu Xu took one copy and pushed the other one to Lu Tingfan, then said to the audience with a bright smile on his face:

"To be honest, this is not the first time I have eaten. After getting the samples two days ago, my colleagues and I shared the points and agreed to use different recipes.

The result was amazing. Who would have thought that such an ordinary little potato would be so delicious.

It's really perfect for steaming and roasting!As far as my completely hopeless broken craftsmanship is concerned, I eat it with relish.

But this is the first time for Teacher Lu to eat it. Let's listen to Teacher Lu's opinion. "

As we all know, even if Yue comes out, the host who brings the goods will say "Emma, ​​it's delicious", but Lu Tingfan is different, this person never bothers to lie.

Therefore, the netizens who watched the live broadcast were all staring at his expression.

But soon, everyone in the live broadcast room noticed something strange.

--Eh?Is there a dark shadow behind the studio?

——Damn, why does it seem to be still thumping?

——I can hear voices!Quickly open the curtains and have a look!

This live broadcast is in a township, and the lighting conditions of the selected room are not very ideal.

With the movement of the sun, there will be overexposure or insufficient brightness in the live broadcast room from time to time.

As a last resort, they arranged double-layer white gauze-like light-transmitting curtains in front of the large window behind the anchor, and turned on the fill-in headlights on the sides and in front of them, ready to adjust according to the situation at any time.

Because there is a window not far behind the anchor, the camera aimed at them clearly captured the black shadow.

Seeing that the live broadcast was about to end, and Xu Xu was too frightened to move by all kinds of barrages, Lu Tingfan got up first and walked, pulling aside the curtains.

Then, he was surprised to see a...water duck with its wings spread out and its belly hair clinging to the glass window?

The teal's eyeballs looked at him cleverly, as if trying to distinguish something.

Seeing that Lu Tingfan didn't move, it patted the window with its wings again, inexplicably looking like a takeaway knocking on the door, as if saying: Open the door, open the door quickly.

Seeing this one man and one big bird facing each other through a window in the live broadcast room, they almost laughed like crazy.

——Hello, your takeaway.

——But I didn't see the goods.

—Isn’t that me, dear?

——Hahahaha, help!Can anyone tell me, is it possible that this is artificially bred?

——What do you want upstairs?

……

There was a lot of chatter in the live broadcast room, but the anchors didn't know how to deal with this little accident. The leader who organized the event wiped his sweat and tried to explain:

"Ah, it's because our ecological environment is good here, yes, it's because of the good ecological environment."

Lu Tingfan was afraid that after opening the window, the water duck would jump into the room and accidentally knock down the expensive shooting equipment, so he had no choice but to turn around and return to his seat.

But when he wanted to continue to draw the curtains, he was met with objections from the audience in the live broadcast room.

After resuming the live broadcast, Lu Tingfan picked up the baked potatoes and was about to eat them, but the audience in the live broadcast room, who originally wanted to wait for his comment, were looking at his back.

Because the water duck behind Lu Tingfan began to grab the glass with one wing, and slapped the window with the other, wiggling its butt from time to time.

Inexplicable...somewhat like a sad and angry Aunt Xue(?)

The audience in the live broadcast room started dubbing it - Lu Tingfan, please open the door, I know you are at home!

The sound of banging on the window was disturbing, so Lu Tingfan had no choice but to walk to the window again.

After opening the window with a "swipe", the big bird snatched away the food in Lu Tingfan's hand, and stretched out a jio to him—a small potato or something, it's not too much for a travel expense.

From an angle that everyone couldn't see, Lu Tingfan saw a note, and after unfolding it, he saw a line of crooked words - look, look, what are you looking at?Not even a virgin, do you deserve to watch it?

Lu Tingfan twitched the corners of his mouth, and when he raised his head again, he saw that the big bird had taken away a lot of small red-skinned potatoes.

The attention of the audience in the live broadcast room was also on the robber.

——So, how delicious are red-skinned potatoes?

——It’s so delicious that a big bird pats your window.

——It’s so delicious that it’s not over when you snatch it away, but you also have to enter the house to rob it.

——Stop talking, I want to buy the same style as Big Bird!

——I announced that the biggest winner of this live broadcast was actually Little Red Potato, and the best anchor was actually a bird.

……

Since ancient times, people have never been tired of it, and they will never be short of watching the excitement.

This time, the live broadcast accident with the goods quickly rushed to the trending searches with a strange posture, which incidentally caused a wave of panic buying of small red potatoes.

During the whole process, only Yan Tang expressed regret.

A good bunch of pigeons to make money, just like this was delayed by half.

Yan Tang continued to unpack the blind box with a helpless face, and the third idiom that was unpacked was - bring disaster to the fish in the pond.

System: "Please ask the host to quickly select a seedling. Wherever the seedling reaches, it is your fish pond!"

Yan Tang looked at his well-maintained small courtyard, and there were indeed some vines, but they were all similar to morning glories, and the area was really not big enough.

Speaking of "big", it is absolutely inseparable from Xishui Village!

Yan Tang's eyes lit up, he trotted all the way onto his electric tricycle, and headed straight for Xishui Village.

He actually has a sunny greenhouse in Xishui Village, where watermelons are grown inside and plum trees are grown outside the greenhouse.

Now that autumn and winter are coming, Uncle Tian, ​​who helps take care of the greenhouse, plans to replant a batch of autumn watermelons for him first, and then replant a batch of winter watermelons when the weather really cools down.

In this way, let alone autumn, even in winter, you can still taste the sweetness of watermelon.

Moreover, the winter melons grown by their methods do not require any medicine at all, and they do not have the defects of out-of-season melons.

When Yan Tang arrived, just in time for the tail of autumn melons, the glass walls on all four sides of the greenhouse were opened, exposing the melon seedlings inside.

"Little boss, why are you here? Are you picking melons?"

Just as Yan Tang was about to shake his head, Tian Bo waved his hand directly at him, "No, this melon has been picked four batches, and the last ones left are melons, which are not tasty.

Two days after tomorrow, if the weather is fine, we plan to pull seedlings and dry the ground. "

Yan Tang looked at the melon fields upon hearing the words, and as expected, they were all old seedlings with some small melons sporadically growing on them.

The old seedling is good, the old seedling is wonderful!All he wants is a seedling that can climb long enough!

Yan Tang said to Uncle Tian with bright eyes: "Uncle Tian, ​​don't worry, I'm just here to see, you go and do your work."

After persuading the person to leave, Boss Xiaoyan started to playfully pick and choose in the melon field, just like Xi who was running around in the melon field.

After he picked a seedling with the longest spread, and walked along the length of the seedling to a considerable distance from the greenhouse, Yan Tang clicked OK to "disaster the fish in the pond".

The next moment, there was a "plop", and boss Xiaoyan fell into his own fish pond...

And here, not so long ago, the soil was hard.

The author has something to say: The insects are caught!What dads!The nest will gradually grow longer!

感谢在2021-07-1423:51:49~2021-07-1523:56:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 Pika Pikachu;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Undercurrent Jingzhe; 2 bottles of polysaccharide;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!