Unscientific existence always misses me

When he woke up, Xiao Cheng realized that something was wrong.

Why can't he move? !

And, why is it so warm?Could it be that his brain is twitching the duvet on a hot day?

Xiao Cheng suddenly opened his eyes, the first image that came into his eyes was a large piece of delicate skin, with human body temperature, it looked like warm jade, and there were some scars on the skin, which did not make the skin look ugly, but rather It adds a touch of abusive color, which makes people imagine.

What, what's the situation...

Could it be that his mother was single for so long that he finally couldn't help sleepwalking and went out to do some indescribable things?

The memory finally came back, Xiao Cheng remembered that he didn't sleep alone last night, there was another person lying down with him.

Thinking of that person, Xiao Cheng felt even worse.

It's Su Heyan, his dog partner, known as Goubuli by people in the world, with top-notch executives, the existence of Insensitive, whether it is a relic or a normal human being.

Might as well go out and sleepwalk...

However, if it was Su Heyan, there is one point of consolation, that is, the scars on his body were left before, not because Xiao Cheng did something indescribable to someone last night.

Although, it was still Xiao Cheng who moved his hand.

Xiao Cheng moved a bit and broke free from Su Heyan's arms. His movements were very careful, for fear of waking up the other party. Su Heyan was probably too tired during this period, and he didn't wake up after all these movements.

"Huh..." Xiao Cheng let out a long breath of relief, rubbed his inexplicably hot cheeks, then turned his head to look at Su Heyan.

The curtains in Xiao Cheng's room have a mediocre blackout effect, he usually sleeps well and doesn't care about it.At this moment, the gentle morning light shines into the room through the curtains, it is not dazzling, but covers everything with a thin layer of light, which looks gentle and lingering.

Su Heyan fell asleep in this soft light, his sharp eyes closed, and most of the sharp feeling on his face disappeared immediately, and the good-looking facial features inherited from the great beauty stood out, like the snow in the mountains like the moon in the clouds, his brows were cool and elegant It's even a bit polite.

He still didn't wear a shirt, and his arms with beautiful lines stretched out the quilt and draped it over his chest. Xiao Cheng knew that this was where he stayed all night.

There are several scars on the arm, some are old wounds, the wounds have healed and only a white mark is left, some are new, left in the No. [-] Courtyard, and they are still conspicuously red.

The few touches of red fell on her body, it was like a deliberate bright color, and one couldn't help but want to focus on it.

Then Xiao Cheng touched it with his hand.

The touch of the skin is as warm as it looks, the temperature is slightly higher than Xiao Cheng's fingertips, with a scorching heat, the fingertips follow the muscle lines of the arms all the way up, brush over the shoulders, and are about to fall to the beautiful line on the clavicle.

Xiao Cheng suddenly came to his senses, what was he doing? !

Waking up early in the morning and sneaking around others, this behavior looks like an old-fashioned critic, and there is no way to explain it with normal reasons! ! !

Just then, the other senses came back.Xiao Cheng clearly felt something hot and hard pressing against his leg.

He doesn't need to lift it up to look at it, he knows what it is, something that men understand, and this situation can be regarded as a normal reaction in the morning.

but……

It's one thing to feel your own, it's another to experience someone else's up close.

An indescribable embarrassment erupted from Xiao Cheng's heart, just like fireworks on New Year's Eve, one after another, I will appear on the stage after you sing, year after year is endless, Qi Guo is strong in winter...

Xiao Cheng gasped, turned over quickly and got out of bed, and left his room as if fleeing for his life, as if hiding a Godzilla in a pink skirt inside.

After Xiao Cheng left, the person who had been sleeping quietly opened his eyes, and there was no trace of sleepiness in those deep pool-like pupils, they were simply too awake.

Su Heyan glanced at the open door, with a fox-like smile on the corner of his mouth.

Why did you run away like this?He is very generous, and he doesn't care at all if he is touched a few times.

·

Xiao Cheng quickly ran to the bathroom, washed his face twice with cold water to subside the blush on his face, and then supported the washbasin to calm down for a while before finally calming down his breathing.

He picked up the electric toothbrush and began to brush his teeth in a daze.

Now he regrets it, regrets it very much, he shouldn't have agreed to let Su Heyan live in his house; if Su Heyan didn't live here, he wouldn't sleep with others; if they didn't sleep together, he wouldn't have to face the situation in the morning; If he hadn't faced the situation in the morning, he wouldn't have done such a shameful thing...

The electric toothbrush was humming, Xiao Cheng was thinking about it.

He unconsciously glanced at the mirror, but met a pair of smiling black eyes.

Su Heyan was leaning against the door frame, wearing a pair of trousers all over his body, his whole body was lazy and casual, his muscles with beautiful lines were exposed in the morning light, just like TOP1 of Cowherd shop just finished its business last night, he didn't know where to stand and watch How long have you been with him.

"!" Xiao Cheng almost swallowed the bubbles in his mouth.

Su Heyan walked towards Xiao Cheng as if nothing had happened, walked up to him, and picked up another electric toothbrush. The style of this toothbrush was very similar to Xiao Cheng's, but the color was different. Xiao Cheng's was blue. The branch is gray.

Facing Xiao Cheng's eyes of "I'm afraid this guy is trying to talk coquettishly", Su Heyan stood peacefully in front of another sink and brushed his teeth, not acting like a demon.

Just at this moment, the electric toothbrush in Xiao Cheng's hand was up, and he quickly spit out the bubbles in his mouth, finished rinsing his mouth three or two times, buried his head down to wash his face, as if he was about to pinch his own face again with great strength.

Deliberately prolonging the time for washing his face, Xiao Cheng reckoned that Su Heyan should have almost left, so he raised his head.

Unexpectedly, I met Su Heyan's eyes looking straight at him again.

It's so lingering.

Su Heyan had already tidied himself up. He stepped out and walked in front of Xiao Cheng. He stretched out his hands and pinched the other's cheeks that were still stained with water. Is it fresh?"

In Xiao Cheng's heart, it seemed that a large herd of African bison was migrating, and their solid iron hooves felt like the earth was shaking.

Who the hell slept with you!

Although it is true that he is asleep, this sleeping and that sleeping are not the same at all, okay?

Sao, really Sao.

I'm afraid it wasn't that his brain was really broken by him.

Seeing that Su Heyan was still about to speak, Xiao Cheng couldn't bear it anymore and smeared him with a towel, and then turned and left after making the person retreat, but there was a little panic in his steps.

It's not a show, but it's a show, so I can only run away.

·

There has been a strange silence between the two, mainly due to Xiao Cheng's silence, no matter how Su Heyan swears, he won't respond.

When it was almost noon, it was time to prepare lunch.

Su Heyan leaned next to Xiao Cheng who was playing with his mobile phone on the sofa again, and this time he didn't say anything, he was talking nonsense, as if nothing happened, he asked in a natural tone: "What do you want for lunch?"

Xiao Cheng gave him a wary look, and then said casually, "Order whatever you want."

Su Heyan smiled: "I said I would cook for you, how can I let you order takeaway."

Xiao Chengxin said, big brother, you are so coquettish, how dare I let you cook, I am afraid that you will go to heaven again, and suddenly say "Do you want to eat first or eat me first?".

And asking the patient to cook for him with a full beard, Xiao Cheng also felt a little bit uneasy.

Anyway, Xiao Cheng thinks that he has no pursuit of gourmet food. Instant noodles and roadside stalls are fine, and he doesn't dislike takeaway.

Su Heyan sighed like a showman, and his tone seemed very disappointed: "But, I don't want to eat takeaway, there are so many additives, and they still use cooking bags that have been left for an unknown amount of time, and the illness will definitely get worse after eating. "

Xiao Cheng glanced at him secretly. After these few days of recuperation in the hospital, Su Heyan seemed to have lost some weight. Recalling that this guy ate sick meals every day with an expression of giving up his life to test the poison, he didn't eat much at all.

Thinking of the next week or so of recuperation time, it is really not good for Su Heyan to eat takeaway. He suspects that if he really does this, this guy may go on a hunger strike.

Tsk, it's hard to serve, why is it the same as the picky eater cat, but fortunately this cat can cook by himself.

There was no way to deal with this old man, Xiao Cheng finally compromised: "What do you want to eat, I'll go shopping."

Su Heyan leaned on the back of the sofa and looked at him, then threw the question back: "I'm asking what do you want to eat?"

Xiao Cheng thought about it, and he couldn't order too heavy or complicated dishes, Su Heyan still needs to rest. "Let's make a dumpling soup, and then just stir-fry anything." Anyway, he doesn't pick anything, Su Heyan's cooking skills can surpass him by eighteen blocks.

"Let's go, let's go shopping." Su Heyan had some expectation. He woke up together in the same bed, washed together, went out to buy vegetables together and went home, and then cooked for each other. It was as beautiful as newlyweds.

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome." Xiao Cheng's words shattered his fantasy.

A golden question mark slowly appeared on the top of Su Heyan's head.

Xiao Cheng unlocked the phone, opened the food delivery app skillfully, stretched out his finger, and placed the order for the food he needed directly on it.

The supermarket is the one where Su Heyan was brought to buy daily necessities. The quality of the goods here is good.I took people there in person because I thought this guy was picky, so it would be better to let him choose by himself, but if it’s just shopping, it’s tiring to go back and forth for such a long distance, it’s not good for concussion patients, so save it Bar.

Xiao Cheng: "It will be there in half an hour. Let's try to force it today. The most expensive ones I picked should be of the same quality."

"... Oh." Su Heyan stared at that Fang Tuotuo, and almost lost his mind to listen to Xiao Cheng's words.

Sometimes, technology does not necessarily bring convenience to life.

Big Dog's coquettish plan failed X1 today.

The takeaway came quickly, and within half an hour the doorbell of Xiao Cheng's house rang.

Xiao Cheng volunteered to help Su Heyan.He has self-knowledge and did not participate in the final process of food shaping. If he just handles the materials, his dark cooking talent should not be effective.

Su Heyan thought about today's recipe, and finally chose Xiao Cheng and Yuanzi. He had already put them away in advance, and it was just a matter of mixing well and whipping vigorously. It was very simple.

Ten minutes later, Su Heyan, who was processing other ingredients in the kitchen, suddenly felt a little ominous.

Does it take so long to have a meatball?

With heavy steps, Su Heyan walked out of the kitchen, just in time to see Xiao Cheng sitting on the sofa, his hands are moving quickly, and he is dribbling... a ball.

That should be the minced meat that Su Heyan gave him. At this moment, the fat and thin meat minced meat was plated into a big round ball, and Xiao Cheng kept stirring it in the bowl, hoping to make it more round.

But the so-called Yuanzi soup is to shape the meat stuffing in the hands one by one, instead of forming a whole lump in the bowl, even the lion's head does not have this size.

Xiao Cheng finally rolled the meat ball in his hand firmly and standardly, he raised the bowl and said to Su Heyan, "Is this round enough?"

Su Heyan: "..."

You are skilled in this technique, you were a dung beetle in your previous life, right?

Although there was an accident, this lunch was eaten without any risk, except that the meatballs that were forcibly split from the big meatballs were a bit too strong.

·

The days flew by like this, and Xiao Cheng gradually got used to the life with Su Heyan at home.

There are more and more traces of Su Heyan's belongings in this home, such as a brand new four-piece set of long-staple cotton, more and more fruits and vegetables in the refrigerator, such as the brand new kitchen set from a foreign famous brand founded in the previous dynasty. kitchen utensils.

Su Heyan even forced Xiao Cheng to take him to play with the claw machine, and then the dead cat doll with fish eyes and a big face placed on the other half of the bed was bigger than Li Heyin's.

Xiao Cheng sometimes wonders if he has allowed Su Heyan to build a nest in his own home, after all, this is his own home.

But the improvement of living standards brought by Su Heyan is also obvious.

When hungry, there are fresh meals made by Su Heyan himself, and the delicious takeaway dishes include Shibajie Street; when thirsty, there are various fresh vegetable juices and special cocktails prepared by Su Heyan, which makes Xiao Cheng not even think about the happy water in Feizhai.

When bored, this man can even play the piano.

Xiao Cheng grew up listening to his mother's piano sound. As a music teacher, Xiao's mother is naturally good.Under the influence of his ears and eyes, although Xiao Cheng didn't choose to learn music, he also has a little appreciation ability. He can tell that Su Heyan's performance is very high, probably because he was trained under the guidance of famous masters since he was a child.

As far as Su Heyan's appearance is concerned, he is quite attractive when he is not angry, crazy or doing shit.

When he sat quietly next to the piano left by Xiao's mother, the way his fingertips danced on the keys was really pleasing to the eye, a bit more dazzling than those exquisitely packaged stars.

The so-called transition from frugality to extravagance is easy, but from extravagance to frugality is difficult. The life of a foolish king is so good, Xiao Cheng was bombarded little by little by the enemy's sugar-coated shells and lay flat.

Two weeks later, Su Heyan's concussion was almost healed, and his injuries were almost healed. It stands to reason that he should go back to the dormitory.

But Su Heyan seemed to have forgotten this, still stationed at Xiao Cheng's house, unremittingly being a happy long-term worker, the kind of salary paid by himself or even reverse subsidies.

There is no task recently, but Su Heyan has not forgotten his responsibilities as a partner. After he had almost rested, he took Xiao Cheng to the training ground. While continuing to train him mercilessly, he went home and prepared various good things for him hair.

Xiao Cheng: What else can I do, just make do with it.

He lay on the sofa, with the air conditioner blowing on, first took a sip of the goji berries that Su Heyan had soaked for him, and then ate a mouthful of the iced watermelon that Su Heyan handed over, thinking so.

The watermelon was also seeded by Su Heyan in advance.

The author has something to say: another milestone in the history of human animal taming

感谢在2021-05-2414:55:51~2021-05-2514:31:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Shen Meng Changqing and Tang Yu one;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 4 on the 1th;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：发霉香菇25瓶；听说日万可以防秃20瓶；沉梦长清10瓶；4号5瓶；一只幸福的阿尔帕卡2瓶；黎明烈炎、白桃桃子1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!