Unscientific existence always misses me

"You want to be discharged from the hospital?" The bun in Xiao Cheng's hand was about to drop.

This morning, he came to find Su Heyan with a hot breakfast, and then he heard his partner tell him seriously that he wanted to be discharged from the hospital.

Su Heyan held a glass of milk, looking quite normal: "Yes."

Right shit!

Xiao Cheng wanted to rush forward to open his partner's dog brain to see if it was filled with dihydrogen oxide.

"No." Xiao Cheng resolutely objected. Seeing that Su Heyan was about to get up from the bed, he quickly put the bun aside and went over to hold him down. "The doctor said that you have to stay in the hospital for at least three or five days. During this period, you can't fight, you can't go out and wander."

Su Heyan looked at him: "I don't like living here."

Xiao Cheng looked around the ward, which was similar to a high-end suite: "What's wrong here, are there cockroaches or haunted at night?"

Su Heyan didn't speak, just pointed to a tiny camera in the corner.

Xiao Cheng followed his movements and fell silent.

GE's advanced wards are prepared for advanced ability users. Of course, the ability users who live in it will not be in a normal situation. Naturally, more preparations need to be made, such as monitoring, such as weapons that may be hidden in the dark.

The environment here looks good, but it is actually a prison decorated with warmth.

Xiao Cheng can fully understand the actions of the GE executives. After all, there are still many ordinary people here. It is not a joke once the capable person loses control, and he is always responsible for human life.But thinking that the person under strict surveillance was Su Heyan, he felt uncomfortable again.

Sitting beside the hospital bed, Xiao Cheng patted Su Heyan's arm like coaxing a child, and said softly, "How about just a few days?"

These few days Su Heyan still needs an infusion, and it is best to rest for the concussion first, and the follow-up oral medicine can be taken at home, even if the dog partner is a princess and the pea, it won't be unbearable for three to five days.

Just thinking about how to fool around, oh, not to persuade the dog partner not to wave for the time being, Xiao Cheng suddenly felt his waist—heavy,—two warm arms wrapped around his waist, and then his warm body leaned over, separated by a thin You can clearly feel every subtle movement of the other party.

Xiao Cheng's whole body froze, the plan in his head went somewhere, and his voice stuttered: "Su, Su Heyan, you, what are you doing?"

Su Heyan's warm breath brushed against Xiao Cheng's waist: "I want to go home..."

Although he didn't say which family it was, Xiao Cheng subconsciously understood that this family definitely wasn't the famous Su family.

Sure enough, Su Heyan's voice came from the next moment: "I can help you with laundry, cooking, and cleaning. I don't want anything, just give me a sofa."

Xiao Cheng: "..."

What kind of humble speech is this?

Suddenly, his conscience hurt a little, and he felt like the kind of scumbag who was going to kidnap the young lady. He didn't have any skills, so he just wanted to trick people into washing and cooking for him, and drag them into a mud pit—to sink together.

Just as Xiao Cheng wanted to tell you, brother, calm down, my small broken house can't accommodate your big Buddha, when Su Heyan's performance came again.

"I just want to join this family, and I will never mess around." As he said, he gently rubbed against Xiao Cheng's body, acting like a big pet.

Good tea.

But...Xiao Cheng is inexplicably eating this set.

Finally, under the back-and-forth between Xiao Cheng and Su Heyan, the two sides decided to take a step back.

Su Heyan stayed in the hospital for three days, and then transferred to Xiao Cheng's house where his partner supervised him.With the example of the No. [-] Courtyard before, the executive department has a higher evaluation of Xiao Cheng's ability, and it is determined that he can take up the job of this temporary caregiver.

·

three days later.

Xiao Cheng brought the contented Su Heyan home, and packed a pile of Su Heyan's luggage by the way.

Seeing more and more traces of another person in his family, Xiao Cheng was helpless. The family of four finally turned into five people, and he really answered the sentence "I came to join this family".

but……

Although Su Heyan himself said that he only needs to sleep on the sofa, but Xiao Cheng has not reached this level of madness, so he can only give up his own bed and plan to sleep in the living room by himself.

Xiao Cheng was making the bed, when Su Heyan walked to the door, he leaned against the door frame, looked at Xiao Cheng's movements in a relaxed posture and asked, "What are you doing?" Xiao Cheng: "Make your bed."

Su Heyan: "Then why did you take the pillow away?"

Xiao Cheng: "I want to sleep, I'll give you another one when the time comes, I'll sleep on the sofa at night."

Su Heyan walked up to Xiao Cheng with long legs, snatched the pillow from his hand, and threw it back on the bed. Under Xiao Cheng's puzzled eyes, he said calmly, "Anyway, the bed is so big, it's impossible to sleep two people. question."

Xiao Cheng looked at him: "Are you afraid that I will kick you in the middle of the night?"

Su Heyan: "Kick it."

Xiao Cheng threw the quilt back on the bed: "You said it yourself, don't get sick at night."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Cheng folded his hands to observe Su Heyan's reaction.

Su Heyan walked into him with a smile, and didn't speak until the distance between the two of them was close enough to feel each other's breathing: "The big deal is to die on your bed."

Xiao Cheng: "!"

After the words fell, Su Heyan didn't wait for Xiao Cheng's reaction, turned around and left Xiao Cheng's bedroom leisurely, like a little fairy who ran away after flirting.

After Su Heyan's back disappeared, Xiao Cheng stretched out his hands and rubbed his face, what the hell, maybe the dog partner got hit with something wrong, why is he getting more and more flamboyant?

At night, after urging Su Heyan to take the medicine, the two lay side by side on Xiao Cheng's bed.

Su Heyan was in a wonderful mood, and there was a noble concubine, who was in charge of the Phoenix seal, full of ambition.

Xiao Cheng was not so wonderful. He had slept with Su Heyan in the No. [-] courtyard before, but it was an act of resignation, and the environment was not safe, so he didn't sleep too much.

But this is his own bed. He has long been used to sleeping on this big bed with a 360° rotation. Now the bed is still the familiar bed, but the space is suddenly reduced by half, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

Human beings' sorrows and joys are always different, Su Heyan is looking at Xiao Cheng's bedroom with great interest.

The layout in the bedroom is very simple, in addition to the bed and wardrobe are desks and bookcases.There are computers and digital boards on the desk, which is where Xiao Cheng used to work.There is a cabinet next to the desk, which is full of various painting collections and materials needed for painting.

Suddenly, Su Heyan's eyes fell on the bedside table beside him.

There is a cat doll with a big plate and a disdainful expression on it. There is only this doll in the whole room, and Xiao Cheng has never shown any interest in dolls, which shows that Xiao Cheng himself is not a person who likes dolls. .

Therefore, this thing should be sent by someone else.

Su Heyan used his suddenly sharpened intuition to make a judgment, and he pretended to ask Xiao Cheng casually: "Where did this cat come from?"

Xiao Cheng raised his head and took a look: "Ah, A Yin gave it to me."

Su Heyan narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Xiao Cheng continued to recall: "I went on a trip with A Yin when I finished the college entrance examination."

Traveling, Su Heyan quietly clenched his fists.

"We chose a gourmet city, swept every well-known snack street, and ate for several days."

For several days, Su Heyan gritted his teeth.

"Then we went to the video game city. A Yin said he wanted to play the claw machine, but he couldn't get it. He could only come to me crying, and I got him two."

Crying and chirping, Su Heyan snorted coldly in his heart.

"He said that I caught both of them, and it's not good for him to take them all away, so we - each - put them on the bedside."

- person - a...

unacceptable……

Su Heyan loosened his clenched fists, and also loosened his clenched fists, with a calm expression on his face, he just quietly took out a small notebook in his heart, wrote "Assassination List" in large characters, and immediately Fill in Li Heyin's name, and it will be ranked first.

It really is a dangerous guy, let's get rid of it as soon as possible.

·

A private hospital far away in the city.

Li Heyin was discharged safely after being checked by GE Hospital, but his family felt that their little boy was frightened this time and needed to rest for a while, so they sent him in to recuperate for a period of time.

Li He was so happy that he didn't have his family to watch him, so he quietly brought some boxes of instant noodles.

At this moment, he was sneaking into the bed, eating fresh shrimp and fish noodles with ham sausage, surrounded by the aroma of instant noodles, he just felt happy, but suddenly felt cold behind him.

It seemed...was being stared at by something terrible... Li He shook his hands, and the instant noodles that hadn't been fed into his mouth fell back into the bowl.Could it be that something incredible happened to him again? !

The quilt blocked his line of sight and brought him a sense of security. He didn't dare to stick his head out to check the situation, so he could only shrink tremblingly under the quilt, guarding the instant noodles—not daring to move all night.

Li Heyin: QAQ...

What's with this familiar dreadful feeling?

·

In the middle of the night, Xiao Cheng had already fallen into a deep sleep.

Su Heyan managed to calm down his mood of wanting to climb out the window and kill Li Heyin, and at this moment he was falling into a dream, and if there is no accident, the dream tonight should be a good dream.

But Su Heyan suddenly felt a heavy blow to his abdomen, as if a giant orange cat fell from the sky and almost squeezed out his internal organs, but then squatted on his stomach to show off its might.

"..." Su Heyan struggled to open his eyes, lifted the quilt—look, it was a leg wearing pajamas stretching across his strong abdominal muscles, the style of the pajamas was slightly familiar, and it seemed to be Xiao Cheng's.

Looking to the side—look, there is nothing on the pillow, and Xiao Cheng's figure has gone somewhere.

Combined with this leg that inexplicably appeared on him, it was a little scary.

Su He delayed for two seconds, then stretched out his hand to fish under the quilt, and sure enough, he touched the other leg. After lifting the quilt, a sprawling person appeared in front of him.

Xiao Cheng didn't know how to sleep. He obviously slept well, but at this moment, his whole body was turned up and down, his head almost fell off the foot of the bed, one leg was pressed on Su Heyan, and the other leg was tenaciously pulling on the quilt Fix the body.

Talent.

Xiao Cheng's sleeping posture was restrained when he was in the No. [-] courtyard, but once he returned home, he completely let himself go.

Su Heyan sighed, and stretched out his hand to gently adjust the person back. Otherwise, according to this development trend, Xiao Cheng might fall to the ground in a short time.

After completing this set of movements, Su Heyan felt a little dizzy and even sweated a little on his forehead.

After all, it was a concussion and he was still recovering.

He turned his head to look at Xiao Cheng's sleeping profile, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to poke it lightly. The touch of his fingertips was soft, with a temperature that belonged to Xiao Cheng.

Perhaps it was because of falling asleep, Xiao Cheng relaxed, the faint moonlight shone on his face through the curtains, making his beautiful outline look soft and harmless, every line looked so soft, making him feel The hearts of the viewers can't help but relax.

Su Heyan gently touched his head, his dark eyes were filled with warmth, and his voice was like a gentle summer breeze: "Be obedient, sleep well, you know?"

What answered him was a sudden punch to the chest, which almost punched Su Heyan out of internal injuries.

Xiao Cheng, who punched, closed his eyes tightly, breathed evenly, and showed no sign of waking up.

"Ah..." Su Heyan couldn't help but reached out and rubbed his forehead, and sighed, feeling his head hurt even more.

It's not easy to lie in this position.

However, no one can make him roll off the bed he chose.

He stretched out his long arms, and directly embraced Xiao Cheng in his arms. At the same time, he used his limbs to restrain Xiao Cheng's hands and feet, which seemed to have self-consciousness, until they were tightly entangled with each other, and there was no gap between them. also contaminate each other.

Su Heyan closed his eyes, and gently kissed Xiao Cheng's head: "Good night."

In the dimly lit room, the two sleeping together looked like a pair of the most intimate lovers. The outlines of the two people almost merged into one body, as if they would never be separated.

Although the reality is cruel.

Author has something to say: Bed fights (literally)

感谢在2021-05-2314:13:31~2021-05-2414:55:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Tangyu;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 2 from Tangyu; 1 from Shijiu, Cheng, and Xinnianqingqing;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Qingyu; cuney, false truth, Xiao Xiao, 3441080910 bottles; Liming Lieyan, 1 bottle of Baitao Taozi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!