Two or three things about becoming Ye Wang's mother

On New Year's Eve, Ah Ye told me that he would bring friends.

I was so moved.This is the second time Ah Ye brings friends to visit me.The first time was Su Nuo. At that time, I thought Su Nuo was a bad person, so I actually resented Aye's association with him.Fortunately, I later realized that Su Nuo was still a good boy.

"Am I okay with this?"

I look at Shir.

Erzhang Shier couldn't figure it out, "What's okay?"

I pointed from head to bottom, "Hairdos, makeup, pearl necklaces, and clothes."

The hairstyle is newly done for the new year.Makeup is a recent learning.The pearl necklace is naturally made of the remaining pearls from before.Each one is dazzling.The clothes are also newly bought.

Shir looked like what on earth are you talking about.

"I can't see the makeup at all."

"Eh? I obviously wear makeup, such as foundation and eyeliner, can you really not see it?" Could it be that my makeup skills are too poor?

Shi'er moved closer to me, and the hot air from his breath sprayed all over my face.

"Foundation? Have you put on foundation? You can't see it at all. As for eyeliner, aren't your eyes always so energetic? Anyway, the clothes are super good, so it doesn't matter what you wear."

For a while, I didn't know whether my makeup skills were too bad or too good.

This guy might have a super high level.

Seeing my strange expression, Shier scratched his hair agitatedly.

"Are there really going to be many people coming tonight?"

"It's not too much, but Ah Ye will bring his two friends."

"But is it all right?"

His sudden question puzzled me, "What's all right?"

"You, me, and this brat." He pointed at Hui, "What kind of relationship do we have?"

"Uh...landlord and tenant?"

"Landlord? Tenant?" Shi Er suddenly smiled, a little lazy, "I said, are you fooling me too well?"

Shier is a little strange today.What does he seem to be worried about?But what could he worry about.

Worrying about this kind of emotion has nothing to do with him.

"How can a landlord take care of children for tenants?"

"Where is the landlord in charge of the tenant's money?"

"Also, would a tenant do something like this to a landlord?"

His tone suddenly became low, he wrapped me in his arms, and then lowered his head.

"you……"

The absolute domain brought about by my poor body shape made me a little out of breath.

Afterwards, Shir pressed his forehead against mine and said aggressively next to my ear:

"But I, every night, do excessive things to you......"

"One by one... I fool you ○○○—ah!"

When Shier was talking about yellow waste, I bumped him directly with my forehead while he wasn't paying attention.Seeing him covering his forehead, I said coldly: "If you sexually harass me again next time, get out of this house!"

If you thought I would yell "Ya Mei Die" with a blushing face, you would be very wrong.

Xiaohua and Hui secretly peeped at the door of the kitchen. Seeing that Shier was deflated, the two showed gloating expressions.

"What a filthy adult." Xiao Hua sneered while hugging her chest.

"Dirty!" Anyway, whatever Xiaohua said, Xiaohui would go along with it.

Smelly brat, who is I being so dirty for?

"Adults are dirty, but Fukuzawa Yukichi is not dirty." He took out two Fukuzawa Yukichi and gave each of them one.

"This is lucky money."

Xiao Hua and Hui looked at Shi Er and the [-] yuan bill in his hand in disbelief.

"Where did you get the money?"

Shi Er rubbed the corner of his mouth proudly: "Men always hide some private money."

When Xiao Hua was about to yell, Shi Er covered his mouth: "If you yell, the private money will be gone!"

Xiaohua: "When a man has money, he will turn bad. So you will slowly turn bad!"

Shi Er said that it doesn't matter: "What a mess, I'm not much better now."

Thank you for your self-knowledge.

Xiao Hua still felt wrong.

"But why did you suddenly give us lucky money?"

Shi Er said: "I'll take it if I give it to you."

Hui: "He's flattering us!"

"Smelly brat, whose son are you?!"

Shi Er felt that his son was no longer his own.

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The New Year's Eve dinner is almost ready.I received a call from A Ye, he said he was coming soon, and hoped that I would not be too excited when I saw him.

I asked Shier to take out the fruit plate, and the coffee table was already full of melon seeds and plums. Anyway, I was so stupid that I could buy and do all the dry goods.

Xiaohua and Hui sat on the sofa and ate happily.But some are too hard, Hui's teeth are not good enough.

When the doorbell rang, I asked Shire to answer the door.

Soon I saw Aye came in with two friends, Shi Er looked unhappy.

"Long time no see, Mom." A Ye hugged me as soon as he came in.

I made three cups of smoked bean tea.

The two friends behind him showed strange expressions in unison.Then this expression reached its peak when Xiaohua called Aye uncle.

The one who has almost the same face as him is Ma Cangye.When I saw them, my memory seemed to be revived, and I finally remembered some of the plot of "Tong ○ Wang". After all, they are the protagonists.

Then the other one is obviously Ichiko Anna from Mount Osore.

"Aye, why don't you introduce me?"

When I said this title, Asakura leaf looked at me in surprise, "Huh?"

"Mom called me." Aye looked at Ma Cangye with a smile.

Anna glanced at A Ye and said, "So, this is why you keep asking Ye to change his name?"

Aye still smiled: "Why? Do I seem to be such a stingy person?"

Anna: "Hehe."

Ma Cangye suddenly felt a little cold and couldn't help rubbing his arms.

Seeing this, I said, "Is it cold?" Then I turned to Shi Er and said, "Shi Er, turn the temperature up a bit."

"understood."

It seems that at this time Shi Er was fooled, and Aye's expression didn't seem so happy.

"Mom, you didn't tell me that the neighbor next door has moved in here." Actually, I knew it.

"Aye, you didn't tell me that you also have a younger brother. Oh, and a younger sister-in-law."

"..."

"And, Shi Er and Hui moved in, that's what I meant. Do you have any objections?"

"..."

Man is a strange creature.When she was separated from Aye, she was really kind and filial.When we are together, I will always be fooled by his operations.

Ma Cangye looked at me and then at Aye, feeling even colder.He whispered to Anna next to him, "It's the first time I've seen Wang Ye like this."

"Shut up and be quiet."

"Oh……"

Later, it was Xiaohua and Hui who were hungry.The rivalry between me and Ah Ye is over.

The New Year's Eve dinner just started.

At the dinner table, A Ye and I returned to the atmosphere of loving mothers and sons.

"Didn't you eat well these days? Why is your face so thin? Come, eat a chicken leg."

"Mom is the one. She has lost a lot of weight. Don't hurt yourself just to study."

The rest of the people dare not speak at all, even if they say it, it will not involve the topic of Aye and me, for fear of becoming cannon fodder between us.So most of the topics revolve around the recent frequent supernatural events.

Not stupid but sneered.

"This kind of thing that deceives children. Don't you really believe it?"

I:……

Hey, Shier still thinks that ghosts and ghosts are fake.

A Ye, Ma Cang Ye, Anna, and Xiao Hua looked at Shi Er with a very incredible look.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little cold.

I smoothed things over and said, "Yes, yes, how can there be ghosts and ghosts in modern society, they must be fake, we must believe in science, believe in Marxism-Leninism!"

I don't know why, but this time even Shi Er showed an incredulous look.

Eh?What's wrong?

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