Two or three things about becoming Ye Wang's mother

Since I experienced being looked down upon by the fruit shop owner last time, I learned how to behave this time, and brought Shier with me when I went out to buy new year's goods.When bargaining, you don't need to move your mouth, just look at it.

In the shopping mall, Xiaohua pushed Hui's baby carriage and walked in front of me.You have to buy new clothes for the New Year. Although there is no shortage of new clothes to wear now, there is a sense of ceremony.

Shi Er was too lazy to go shopping with us, and the prices of the goods in the mall were clearly marked and he refused to bargain, so there was no need for him.So passing the racetrack, he went in without shame.

I wanted to drag him back, but I thought he didn't have much money in his pocket, so I let him go.

If you want to turn over those few dollars a few times, even with your gambling luck, you will never even think about it in this life.

"How about this one?"

Xiaohua nodded: "It's pretty."

So perfunctory.

"What about this one?"

Hui clapped her hands, "It looks good!"

You are so young, do you know what is good-looking?

In the past, there was no way, what to do.But in modern times, there are many choices, and it is not easy to choose.

Xiao Hua added: "Actually, as long as Ah-chan buys it, the uncle will definitely like it."

I understand the truth, but if you like it just because I bought it, then the clothes you buy are meaningless.

Then I called Ah Ye and asked him what color he liked expectantly.

【oh?Does mom want to buy me clothes? 】

"Yeah. So, what color do you like?"

【Well... as long as it is bought by my mother, I like it. 】

"Hey...that's the case again."

A Ye's light laughter came from the phone.

【Why does mother need to worry about such a thing?The appearance of skin and flesh is all false.The same is true of decoration beyond the flesh and blood. 】

I had a complicated expression, and after a long silence, I said, "So, that's why you don't dress properly?"

Ah Ye: ...

I hung up the phone, although he didn't tell me my specific preferences, but my Ah Ye has a good face, so I definitely look good in anything.

After buying Aye’s clothes, I hung the shopping bag on the stroller, and when I arrived at another children’s clothing store, Hui suddenly said that I wanted to pee, so I asked Xiaohua to take him to the toilet, and I stayed in the children’s clothing store to wait for them .I'm still very worried about Xiao Hua.

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When taking Hui into the men's room, Xiao Hua asked, "Didn't you just pee before going out?"

"But I just want to shush..." Hui clutched her crotch with an aggrieved expression.

"Got it, got it, go by yourself. I'll wait for you outside." It said it was outside, but it was actually at the sink.

"Yeah! Brother Xiaohua is not allowed to peek!"

"Who wants to peek!"

After Hui went in, Xiao Hua waited for him outside.At this moment, Gojo Gojo, a boy who looked like a high school student with Japanese hair and sunglasses, passed by without any surprise.

"Why hasn't Jie come out yet? Didn't he fall in?"

Then he sent an email to Xia Youjie to ask him about the situation at this time.

As a result, as soon as he finished sending the email, he saw Xiao Hua raised his face.

Gojo Satoru: ...

Xiaohua: ...

The slightly astonished blue turquoise eyes under the sunglasses, as well as the day-colored hair, this standard configuration is a member of the Gojo family.

Did the Wujo family give birth to another Liuyan?

It's been a long time since Xiaohua paid attention to the information of the Wutiao family. No, it can be said that he hasn't paid attention to the affairs of the magic world for a long time.

"You..." Wujo Wu spread his legs and squatted down, sliding down his sunglasses slightly, staring at Xiaohua's face carefully.

"Is it the old man's illegitimate son, or my illegitimate son?"

Xiaohua: ...

This generation of the Wutiao family, Liuyan, doesn't seem to be very smart.

"I do not know you."

"Liar, you must know me." Gojo Satoru said very firmly.His current attention was entirely on Xiao Hua, ignoring Xia Youjie's distress email.

Is there anything more hopeless than finding toilet paper in a roll before going to the bathroom, only to find a small piece of toilet paper sticking out after using the toilet and no spare roll?This is the first time he has encountered such an embarrassing situation.Never even thought that such a day would come.

But 5 minutes after sending the email, his best friend still hasn't responded.Obviously, his voice could be heard outside the toilet!

Gojo Satoru, you are so ruthless!

"Uncle, are you out of paper?"

A child's voice came from outside the compartment.

Xia Youjie's heart surged with moving hope.

"...not uncle, but brother."

Xiaohui immediately changed her words, "Okay brother." Then repeated: "Brother, do you have no paper?"

Xia Youjie: ...

This kid doesn't look very smart.

But for children, even if they are not very smart, Xia Youjie will give him a lot of patience.

"Kid, can you tell me, why do you think I have no paper?"

Hui said obediently: "Because this compartment has been discontinued. My mother said that there will be no paper in the compartment that has been discontinued. I need to pay attention to whether it can be used normally when I enter the compartment."

The compartment has been discontinued...

has been discontinued...

stop using……

use……

Xia Youjie: ...

Damn, this kid is a little too smart!In comparison, I am a bit stupid!

So, why did he stray into a decommissioned compartment!

"Sorry, brother was careless." Xia Youjie coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment. , "So, kid, can you help me with those papers?"

"Yes, brother."

Hui immediately ran into the next compartment, stood on tiptoe, and stuffed the spare roll of paper from the next compartment under the door to Xia Youjie.

Can't fit in.

"Forget it, let's throw it in from above."

Hui tried to throw the rolled paper up, but his strength was too weak and the rolled paper couldn't pass the door.

"... Forget it, just draw a few and give them to me."

Finally, Xia Youjie, who finally solved the embarrassing situation, walked out of the cubicle, a halo seemed to light up behind him, and his whole body exuded a smile that "has no worldly desires" and sees through the world.

"Ah, it's my brother with very small eyes!"

Hui pointed at Xia Youjie who walked out of the cubicle, and he suddenly remembered the meeting last year with a good memory.

Xia Youjie: ...

Xia Youjie, who walked out of the toilet with Hui, happened to see the scene where his best friend Gojo Satoru was threatening and luring a child.

"So, whose illegitimate son are you from the Wujo family?"

Xia Youjie: ...

He was about to walk over.

Hui grabbed his clothes, "Brother, you haven't washed your hands yet."

Xia Youjie looked down at Hui's hand holding his clothes.

So, you didn't wash your hands, did you?

"..."

After washing her hands, Hui ran over and hugged Xiao Hua.

"Brother Xiaohua, I'm ready!" Then he saw Gojo Satoru, "Ah, it's the brother who can't see!"

Gojo Satoru: ...

This kid!

Xiao Hua immediately patted Wujo Wu's hand away, and pulled Hui away.

"Let's go, there are strange guys here."

"Wait, weird guy, are you referring to me?"

Gojo Satoru pointed at himself in disbelief, he looked at his friend who had a strange smile, and heard the other party say, "It's quite strange."

"Jay! I feel like there's something wrong with our friendship!"

Xia Youjie: "Hehe. Do you want to go out and fight?"

"Then go out!"

Xiaohua took Hui and ran away while the two strange adults were arguing.

I thought to myself, the Wutiao family must not let the trace of grandma be found.

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After choosing the children's clothes for Xiaohua and Hui.Just thinking about buying a set of clothes for Shier also.But men's clothing is also very difficult to choose, and I don't know which style he likes.

I called him, and it took a long time to answer the phone. The background sound was the unique noise of the racetrack.Ask him what style he likes, and he doesn't look interested.

"Buying clothes, you just decide. Okay, okay, I'm about to win!"

Then hung up.

I:……

Damn you almost won!

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感谢在2021-07-0115:06:15~2021-07-0210:55:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Si Tang's sister sama 2;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Kekekekemu; 10 bottles of Big Dream, Apple, Moon and Half Youjiaren; 2 bottles of Han Yuexixixi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!