After I send a battle post to Tiandao, I will come to the world to find help

Lanci, as an ancient god, has no fun other than fighting against the way of heaven.Since Tiandao fell asleep, he idled around all day long, until an oracle came down, ordering him to go to the human world to save the new god who was about to ascend.Lanci: What a job, let's see how he dug Xinshen to his side to fight against heaven.A war post dissipated between the sky and the earth, appealing in a few big words: Wait, dog, I'm going to find help. - On the first day Lanci came to the world, he met a fool who was suspected of being a future colleague and got into the car.He stood gloomily by the river, stopped the Yin car by floating, frightened both the fool and the driver ghost to death, and shouted "Damn it".Lan·True God and False Ghost·Ci: Hehe, the second idiot looked at him holding his chest tightly, with an unbearable appearance of humiliation: "Don't come here" Lan Ci: This IQ basically bid farewell to his colleagues, so in order to find a real future colleague , He sent the Buddha to the west to pack the fool and the driver ghost together, trying to complete the principle of solidarity and mutual assistance under the construction of socialist ideology.Until he found a real future colleague.The future colleague smiled with a smile on his face: "I'll tell you the truth, science is paramount." Lanci slapped away the trembling evil spirits around him: "You're right!" - After a long time, Lanci returned to the God Realm, Seeing his new colleague who had already ascended, he told the other party with a gratified expression and malicious intentions: "Jiu, listen to me, everything in the God Realm is fine, but that bastard Tiandao is a bitch, so don't mess with him. We must fight against the enemy together, and resolutely not bow to the evil forces!" Ah Jiu: ... The resignation is full of pride: "By the way, what is your priesthood?" Ah Jiu: "Dog thing" Resignation: ...Reading guide: ① and The skin owes the gods and has been secretly in love with X for many years. Tiandao Gong ② Mainly supernatural, believe in science