dressed as cannon fodder tool man

Because of what happened in the morning, the entire Lu family fell into a strange silence.All the maids and servants and even the stewards of each house quietly went about their work, and no one dared to serve in Qingxi Xiaozhu, for fear that they would be in trouble with the young master, and the one-month reward would be gone. .

"La la la—little sloppy, really sloppy, the king of sloppy is him, la la la la—" Su Mo was in high spirits, humming an inexplicable tune, bouncing around in the corridor, watching It can be seen that he is in a very good mood.

The servants who tended the flowers and plants in the garden, and the old servants who were cleaning the corridor all looked up at Su Mo secretly, wanting to see who the young master Su Mo was, so powerful, who made the young master so angry that he summoned the doctor!

"Momo, I can't see that you are so awesome. When I left this morning, I saw that Lu Ran's face was so angry that you made her turn purple!" Shu Ling lay on the dantian, revealing her white and swollen belly, gloating road.

"That's right! I really didn't expect that Lu Ran would actually sleep naked, hahaha—" Thinking of this, Su Mo quickly covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing again.

Seeing that he was in a great mood, Shu Ling rolled his eyes and said sadly, "That...Momo..."

It closed its eyes, calmed down, and shouted loudly, "I'm sorry... I... didn't find a way for you to practice."

Shu Ling lowered his head guiltily, not daring to look at Su Mo's face.

"What did you say—" Su Mo roared in shock.

"Why are you useless at all? Tell me what you are useful for. What else can you do besides eating free food? I have only one request, and you can't even meet it. Then what do I want you to do? You hurry up from here. Get out of my body, we get together and get together, I just stay at Lu’s house and wait to die, so you can stay where you are cool!" Su Mo put his hands on his hips, and slammed the door shut, full of anger road.

What kind of broken gold finger is it, it's useless at all!Get out early!

"Don't, don't, Momo, you really can't blame me!" Shu Ling was also very aggrieved, looking down at her feet, and said, "When I wake up, the spiritual sense is on your body. I can't leave even if I want to. And..." Shu Ling hesitated to speak.

"And what, let the fart go!" Su Mo said angrily.

"I just have a touch of spiritual consciousness, and all my memories rely on the "Book of Destiny". If I can find the heavenly book, I think there must be a way for you to formally practice!" Shu Ling said here, a strange look appeared in his eyes. He said confidently, "Really, I won't lie to you. If you can find the heavenly book, you will definitely be able to step into the road of cultivation. The heavenly book is omnipotent and omniscient. There must be ancient forbidden techniques in it, which will allow you to practice .”

Su Mo groped his chin and pondered, "Book of Destiny, are you sure? Don't fool me again! Also, do you know where this thing is?"

Shu Ling was weak, and whispered, "I don't know..."

"you--"

"But I have a connection with it, as long as my spiritual sense is stronger, I can perceive where it is!" Shu Ling interrupted quickly, nodding affirmatively.

"Okay, then I'll figure out a way." Su Mo sat on the chair depressed, feeling very headache.How could he be so unlucky to meet an unreliable golden finger.

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"Who is it?" Su Mo stood up.

"It's the servant girl who came to deliver the lunch." The maidservant bowed her body, holding the food box in her hand, and replied loudly.

"It's already noon, and I'm hungry too!" Su Mo went to open the door with a smile, took the food box from the servant girl, and said with a happy smile, "Thank you, miss, you look so good today!"

The servant girl blushed and lowered her head.Seeing Su Mo enter the room excitedly carrying the food box, his expression was tangled.I hope Mr. Su will not be angry, she is only following orders.

Su Mo happily opened the food box, with a look of anticipation in his eyes, "Is it sweet and sour pork ribs or braised pork? Recently, I really want to eat pickled fish. I wonder if the kitchen can make it tonight?"

The three-layer food box was opened by Su Mo, revealing a plate of pickles and two corn buns inside.

The pickles were pitch black and looked dry and astringent. Two buns the size of a baby's fist were leaning against each other, and the dark yellow skin was still steamed. It looked like it had just been steamed.

Su Mo looked at the little girl, then at the lunch in the food box, and said in disbelief, "This is my lunch at noon today? Young lady, are you sure you got it right?"

Obviously at noon yesterday, he still had eight dishes, three soups, and some fruit cakes, but in a blink of an eye, the Lu family went bankrupt, and he could only eat pickled vegetables and steamed buns!

"This..." The servant girl buried her head in her neck, her voice was as low as a mosquito, "This is what the young master personally ordered. The young master said that this will be the only lunch for Mr. Su in the future, and..."

"And what?" Su Mo gritted his teeth and asked bitterly.

"The young master also said that Mr. Su is full of energy all day, and it must be because he is too full. From now on, he will have only pickles and corn bread with each meal." Under Su Mo's shocked gaze, the little maid was very satisfied. Confidentially inform you of the inside information you have received.

Seeing that Su Mo seemed unacceptable, the maid sighed secretly in her heart.The Lu family is extremely prominent, this kind of poor and lowly people will have food, there is absolutely no food in the Lu family's kitchen, even the inferior servants will have meat for three meals a day.These pickles and steamed buns were purchased by the steward from the countryside around Yunlan City, just for Mr. Su to eat.But she couldn't tell Mr. Su these things, otherwise, Mr. Su would definitely ask the young master to argue again.

"Hehe~ Your uncle, Lu Ran is too deceitful!" Su Mo laughed back angrily, and complained to the little maid, "Is your young master mentally ill? What good does it do him to torture me like this?"

Having said this, Su Mo's eyes turned red with grievance, and his voice trembled.His sweet and sour pork ribs, his fish-flavored shredded pork, his double pepper fish... gone, all gone!

"Of course there are benefits, that is, I will be happy if you are not happy." Lu Ran came leisurely from outside, waving a folding fan in his hand, with a suave and unparalleled handsomeness.

But in Su Mo's eyes, this is a devil, a super devil!

"Why, these things don't suit your taste? I specially ordered someone to prepare them for you. You don't know that Yunlan City has developed so well these years, and the surrounding towns have lost even the pickles and steamed buns, and every household has eaten them. Meat, as a last resort, I also sent hidden guards to look for them in the countryside further away. In order to find these, I dispatched ten monks from the foundation establishment period!" Lu Ran shook his head and said with emotion.

"You—" Su Mo was trembling with anger, his peach blossom eyes were wide open, the tails of the eyes were raised up, and the tear moles at the corners of the eyes revealed a sense of grievance.

"Oh, don't be angry, these are all freshly ground cornmeal this year, and the pickles have just been put into the jar. I asked the best cook in my family to do it myself. Be sure to use the most original method to make the most original delicious food. You smell it, the pickles and steamed buns both retain the original taste of dried vegetables and corn, and they all carry the fragrance of nature, which is the most fresh." Lu Ran closed the folding fan, imitating Su Mo's tone of voice, Arch the fire way aside.

The little maid lowered her head, trembling with fright, she couldn't help lamenting in her heart: Young Master, please stop talking, Mr. Su crushed the nest!I'm really afraid that he will pinch your head after he finishes pinching the cornbread.

"Really? Thank you!" Su Mo smirked, and suddenly threw the plate on the ground, even jumped on it and stepped on it, pointing at Lu Qi and said angrily, "Wait, I won't eat it This meal will not starve to death!"

"Besides, have you seen my face?" Su Mo patted his face, and said proudly, "Do you know what a saying says? You can rely on your face for a living, but you have to rely on your talent. I think It's over, let's rely on my face! Anyway, my face is much more beautiful than those of the Hehuan Sect, and most people want to have sex with me."

He turned around, showing a beautiful smile, which made Lu Ran see it more clearly, and then said maliciously, "It's just that, after tomorrow, not only will everyone in Yunlan City know that Young Master Lu doesn't wear pants when he sleeps, but the crown of his head His hat is still green!"

"You—" Lu Ran didn't expect Su Mo to be so reckless, the veins in his hands popped up, crushing the bones of the white jade fan.

Announcing the marriage with Su Mo at the beginning was indeed the biggest mistake!It's really that the lard is so boring and the brain is muddled, that's why there is such a evil star!Lu Ran was born again, so he must have come to be tortured by Su Mo, right?Thinking of this, Lu Ran felt sad and extremely desperate.

"You have no shame at all, I have learned from Su's tutor today!" Lu Ran struggled to redeem himself.

"What, Young Master Lu's self-cultivation is not very good, we are mutual." Su Mo flicked the fox's tail, quite proudly.Xiao Mian, dare to play tricks in front of me, he is obviously a silly husky, pretending to be a wolf with a black belly and a big tail.

Lu Ran was extremely depressed, Su Mo's mouth skills were more profound than he imagined, he gave him an annoyed look, and left in a hurry. "Hey, young master, don't go yet, I haven't got my lunch yet, are you really going to starve me to death?" Su Mo shouted towards the back.

"Go to the kitchen and order—" Lu Ran replied angrily without turning his head.

"Okay, go slowly!" Su Mo waved his hands pretendingly, with a happy smile, turned to tell the maid who had been acting as a little transparent, "Miss sister, help me to go to the kitchen to pass a message, today I want to have the same lunch as Young Master Lu. , give me two more chicken legs and a bowl of rice!"

Hahaha, he is very good at cooking!