dressed as cannon fodder tool man

On the second day, Su Mo got up early in the morning, tidied up carefully, and even put on a brand new dress for himself.The body he wears is [-]% similar to the appearance on the earth. If there is any difference, it is that this body is more beautiful, and its every move is more charming, especially the bright red tear mole under the corner of his right eye. , is simply the finishing touch, on such an indistinguishable face, it is really pitiful.

"Tsk tsk, such a face, not to mention anyone else, even myself, every time I look at it, my heart beats faster. It's really cheap for other stinky men!" Su Mo held his small face and looked at the beautiful face in the mirror. Looking left and right, I am extremely satisfied.

"Hey, Shuling, you said that if I go back to the earth again that day, can I wear this face, then I will be in the entertainment industry with this face, and I will be insane!" Su Mo thought The nympho fans in the previous life showed a trace of nostalgia in their eyes, and they wondered if those fans would cry from heartache after his death. After all, his face in the previous life was considered one of the best in the entertainment industry, although it was not as good as the face of the current one. Zhang, but it is more than enough to kill those idol idols in seconds.

"Hehe, the sun has already come out, so don't dream about it." Shu Ling said disdainfully, thinking that it has worked so hard these days to find a way for Su Mo to practice, and Su Mo, who is like glue to that doggy man Lu Ran, is simply It's going to be mad at it!

Shu Ling shed tears of sympathy for herself, and couldn't help stabbing, "Your body is indeed beautiful, but it is largely due to your own temperament. For some reason, the original Su Mo Ordinary, even though she has a pretty face, it is just a vase, and it has not reached the point of disastrous to the country and the people, but when you come, the temperament of this body changes drastically, and the whole body reveals a coquettish energy. Bewitching!"

Su Mo's eyes lit up, and he pointed to the tip of his nose and said, "Really? Could it be that I'm really the reincarnation of a vixen? I remember the first time Lu Ran saw me, he said I was a vixen. Could it be that I really have a body that I don't know about?" secret?"

"How is that possible! You are a human, a genuine human!" Shu Ling retorted quickly, with absolute certainty, "Fairy Cang Yue is a human, your cheap father is a scum, you must also be a human, a human and a scum were born together Either human or scum, choose one yourself.”

"Hahaha, am I kidding?" Su Mo rolled his eyes, touched his forehead, but heaved a sigh of relief.It seems that he is really a human being, otherwise with Shu Ling's stupid appearance, if there is really a big secret in his body, this guy can't help showing off, and wants to find the superiority of the prophet from him.

After washing, Su Mo excitedly ran to Qingxi Xiaozhu, and successfully intercepted the maidservants who were about to wait for Lu Ran to get up and wash, and clapped his hands repeatedly, promising to coax them down.

"You don't sleep late today, you dress up so beautifully, just to serve people? Is the sun coming out from the west?" Shu Ling watched Su Mo's series of movements, his eyes stared like copper bells, and his mouth was about to stuff a goose egg up.

"What do you know!" Su Mo gave him a white look, and walked in with a serious face, holding dishes and washing utensils in his hand.

"I'm counting on you because I can't count on you. You must hold Lu Ran's golden thigh tightly now, otherwise, will we both wait to drink the northwest wind in the future?" Ling complained, "As long as you are useful, I don't have to bow my knees to please people. What a happy life for us two to kill the world and dominate the world. Who knew you were so useless. My son now not only wants to please Lu Ran, you have to be his personal servant before you can enter Shangyuan Xianshan together. Seeing that Lu Ran is used to being served by others, do you think it is easy to take care of him? I don’t Let's get used to it in advance, and when I go to Xianmen, if he gets upset and sends me out, I won't have a place to cry."

As soon as Shu Ling heard what Su Mo said, he immediately reacted, and quickly gave Su Mo a thumbs up, and praised, "It's still Momo, you are thoughtful, you are really far-sighted, you are really far-sighted, you are really the best I have ever seen The smartest person!" Qian Chuanwan wears flattery and does not wear it, for his own life, Shu Ling is willing to go all out.

Hehe~ Su Mo was speechless.

The sun was shining outside the window, the heating was radiant, a piece of gold was sprinkled into the bed curtain, and the delicate inner room instantly became alive.

Curly agarwood rises from the square stove with the phoenix head in a golden bottle, and a faint fragrance fills the room.

As soon as Su Mo came in, he was speechless secretly, his eyeballs were rounded, looking left and right, the uncontrollable sourness in his heart burst forth.

Unexpectedly, Qingxi Xiaozhu looked simple and plain on the outside, but it was so luxurious and exquisite on the inside. Compared with the guest room he lived in, it was like heaven and earth.

"Momo, did you see that pot of small blue flowers on the window sill? It's the vitality phantom spirit grass, the top-quality fairy grass that soothes the nerves and nourishes the soul. If you take it out and sell it, it's worth dozens of top-quality spirit stones!"

"Wow - what is on the cabinet, it seems to be Jingyuan agarwood, and it is also a good treasure for cultivating the primordial spirit!"

"Oh my God, the curtains and bed curtains here are all made of scalloped gauze. It's a treasure for refining! It's developed and developed, and any treasure is priced at sky-high prices. Momo, hurry up and take a few, we It will be settled for the rest of my life!"

Shu Ling was startled, and was extremely excited, so excited that the whole body of the white radish was stained with a layer of pink.

Seeing his unpromising appearance, Su Mo really felt ashamed. Although he didn't know these treasures, he couldn't stand Shu Ling's obvious performance, which made him feel a little jealous unconsciously.It's just that if you give him a hundred guts, he won't dare to steal it. If there is no one to protect the place where the young master of the Lu family lives, he will cut off his head and kick it as a ball!

Yesterday, Lu Ran ordered the hidden guards to follow Lu Jin in front of him. He was neither blind nor deaf, and he could see clearly. He even suspected that Lu Ran did this on purpose. First, the most important thing is to warn him not to be a monster, and to stay in Lu's house honestly.

Su Mo sighed when he thought of this, Lu Ran is not Lu Jin, he has clear eyes and heart, and he understands in his heart, and there are more old foxes in the Lu family than one. In the eyes of the heart, you are not looking for a dead end.

The bed curtain trembled slightly, Lu Ran had a dream until dawn, opened his eyes to look at the bright yellow gauze above his head, closed his eyes again, and slowly woke up.

"Come on—" Lu Ran called softly.Even though he has been reborn for three months, he still has a dreamlike feeling. He always feels that everything is like an illusory dream. When he wakes up, he will still be in some dark evil tower , lonely, lonely, forever alone.

Hearing the noise, Su Mo immediately trotted to the bed, pulled up the bed curtain graciously, leaned in front of Lu Ran, and showed a bright smile, "Good morning, Ah Ran—"

Lu Ran blinked and remained motionless.He closed his eyes, then opened them again, with that charming smile still in front of him, Lu Ran's body was a little stiff, and his originally bright mood became serious.

He thought he must still be in a dream, otherwise why would Su Mo, a vixen, appear in front of him when he woke up?What about Yuebei and Yuecheng?The maid who has been serving her is not at the bedside to obey orders, not even the two servants Tingfeng Tingyu!

"Ah Ran, haven't you woken up yet? The sun is drying your ass, get up and practice!" Su Mo looked at the stiff Lu Ran with a smile, and thoughtfully brought a towel and handed it to Lu Ran.

Lu Ran's hand froze for a moment, and took it very unnaturally, but still lay motionless on the bed.

After a long time, the voice was illusory, "Why are you here, where are Yuebei and the others?"

"They, they went to prepare breakfast for you. Why, Yuebei and the others can serve you, but I can't? Or do you despise them? Yuebei and the others are not just maids. Unexpectedly, I can also understand~" Su Mo gently blew into Lu Ran's ear, and took a meaningful look at Lu Ran's lower body covered by the brocade quilt, and sat on the edge of the bed very enchantingly, with eyes full of tears. innocent.

Lu Ran's face turned red, his whole body was numb, and he was stiff and motionless on the bed.His voice was a little trembling, and he tried his best to calmly say, "You go out first, I will do it myself..."

"What, didn't you ask someone to be your personal servant, why did you go back on it now? A gentleman is hard to follow, you can't be that villain who changes every day~" Su Mo smiled happily, a pair of peach blossoms His eyes were all squinted, and the tear moles at the corners of his eyes reflected his moving beauty.

Lu Ran couldn't stop regretting, feeling that he was lifting a rock to shoot himself in the foot?He looked at the little fox who was sitting by the bed, his whole body glowing, and said through gritted teeth, "Get out, or I'll be rude!"

Su Mo paused, straightened his chest, raised his chin, and said softly, "You're welcome, why are you so rude? Is it like this or that?" He blinked and made a complicated movement with his hands, proudly elated.

When Lu Ran saw it, blood surged up, and then he looked at Su Mo's fox tail about to fly into the sky, feeling extremely depressed.

He, the majestic young master of the Lu family, would one day be stuck at the bedside by a little vixen who has not yet grown up, helpless!

Is this the annihilation of human nature or the degeneration of morality?

"Patriarch?" Outside the house, Yue Bei and the others hurried back after giving orders to the kitchen, and they were very surprised when they saw Lu Wushuang holding the door open, looking around, and called out cautiously.

Lu Wushuang quickly got up serious, coughed twice, and signaled them to keep quiet.

Good guy, don't disturb my grandson's business, he heard it just now, these two little guys are going to do this and that in the early morning!Sure enough, he is a young man, full of vigor, not bad!

Yuebei couldn't describe it in words, who would have thought that the head of the Lu family, who was vigorous and vigorous, would have such virtues in private?

"Don't push yourself too hard—" Lu Qi threatened, sullenly.

"Didn't you say you asked me to serve you? You see, I woke up early today and prepared all the toiletries, but you didn't appreciate it..." Su Mo lowered his eyelids, thick and long eyelashes on his white eyes. A shadow was cast on the cheek, looking pitiful and aggrieved.

Hmph, you still want me to serve you well, want to be beautiful!Su Mo was so happy in his heart that he couldn't help thinking proudly.Lu Ran saw that he was the master who had never been teased by anyone. He hooked his fingers, and this brat couldn't bear it anymore. What's the matter?He hasn't used his third-level skills yet!

Lu Ran is capitalized so stupidly, you are the only one to say all the good and bad things, so all this is my fault?Lu Qi's eyes turned red when he thought that he hadn't suffered this kind of grievance for so many years.

He said bitterly, "Wipe my face—"

Isn't it just that he can go all out better than anyone else, whoever is afraid of whom, anyway, he doesn't suffer!And Su Mo is still his fiancé now, what are you afraid of!

"Okay!" Su Mo nodded, happy to wipe him with a towel, not to mention, Lu Ran's face is so handsome and aggressive, it was his favorite dish in his previous life.

"What are you thinking, my saliva is about to flow down!" Lu Ran originally closed his eyes, out of sight and out of mind, but after waiting for a long time, there was only a warm touch on his face, and then he turned into Su Mo staring at Su Mo crazily. look at yourself.

Immediately, my scalp tingled and my heart tightened.

With this expression, those female cultivators who were infatuated with Lu Jin in the previous life often used this expression to squint at Lu Jin.When I thought of Su Mo's peerless face that would bring disaster to the country and the people, and then such a wretched man's expression on his face, I felt like a pimple in my throat, and I felt a chill in my throat.

"Put away your halazi quickly, the water is going to be cold, will you serve people?" Lu Ran found that Su Mo seemed to be stubborn, so he immediately waited and said quietly.

Su Mo shook his hands, complaining in his heart: I will serve you grandma!I didn't realize that this kid was so thick-skinned that he really let himself serve him!

"Hahahaha, let's kick the iron board!" Shuling laughed.

"Xiaoxiaoxiao, don't forget that we are grasshoppers on the same rope now, as long as you can find a way for me to practice, I won't sell myself!"

"Uh... I was wrong..." Shu Ling stopped laughing abruptly and apologized silently.

"Why are you in a daze, don't you know how to clean your face?" Lu Ran snorted coldly.

Get out, get out quickly, let Yue Bei and the others come over——

"Young master, wait a moment~" Su Mo smiled, got up and cleaned the veil again, twisting it hard, wishing that the towel in his hand was Lu Ran's dog's head.

Lu Ran's eyelids twitched, silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and gestured towards the air with his left hand shrunk under the quilt.

"I'll cleanse your face!" Su Mo's voice was as gentle as if water could be squeezed out. If you ignore the ferocious smile on his face, everything would be perfect.

"Young master, won't you get up? Is it possible that you still have to lie on the bed and let me clean your face?" Su Mo asked with a puffy face in surprise.

Yes, that's right, I don't remember.

Lu Ran was like a salted fish. After lying down for a long time, he bit his head and said, "Is there a problem? I don't want to wake up—"

This decadent noble life!

Su Mo shouted in his heart, he can already imagine how moist Lu Ran is in his daily life, stretching out his hands for food and opening his mouth, isn't this the life he has always dreamed of?

Just lemon, just handkerchief.

"No, after all, it's the first time I'm taking care of someone. If you don't get up, I'm afraid I won't be serious and hurt the young master's unparalleled handsome face, then it won't be good..." Su Mo laughed Like a strange sorghum who kidnapped a child, the handkerchief in his hand was tightened by two points.

"I..." Lu Ran lay upright, finally broke the jar and resigned himself to his fate, "I don't have any clothes or pants on, so I can't get up."

"It's okay—what? You're not wearing pants?!" Su Mo jumped up in shock, pointing to Lu Ran's lower body, his hands were shaking.

You fucking sleep naked!

Shocked, the young master of the Lu family was covered in blood, why?

What is the purpose of being naked for no reason, the proud son of heaven?

Uncover the secret hobbies of the young masters of the Lu family!

A series of yellow bullet screens rolled across Su Mo's mind, his expression extremely tangled.

No wonder Lu Ran is like a girl, lying dead like a duck for a long time, it turned out that it was because he didn't wear pants!

"Pfft——hahahahaha" Su Mo burst into laughter, his brows and eyes lit up, and he blinked at Lu Ran very ambiguously, with an expression I understand, "I didn't expect you to be such a person, and the quilt is changed very often on weekdays Work hard?"

What do you know? !Lu Ran was extremely depressed.He was successful in cultivation last night, and he took another pill of washing marrow. His body was unclean, and he was exhausted after taking a bath. He was drowsy in Huanglongchi, and was helped to bed by the maidservants when he was half asleep and half awake.

After a good night's sleep, when he woke up, he saw Su Mo standing in front of the bed with a smile on his face. How could he notice the strangeness on his body? By the time he realized that he seemed to be naked, it was too late.

What's even more irritating is that it wasn't like this happened before, but he was used to being served by Yuebei and the others since he was a child, and he didn't think there was any problem.But today the waiter was replaced by Su Mo, so he felt uncomfortable and ashamed everywhere.

Now that Su Mo dared to laugh at him, it was simply too much!

Lu Ran's face was steaming hot, and his whole body was covered with a layer of red. He was ashamed and annoyed, and shouted angrily, "Get out, I order you to get out!"

"Hahahaha, don't do it~ Young master, young master, can I wear pants for you..." Su Mo smiled, and the nine fox tails almost dazzled Lu Ran, jumping around in the room, "Ah, Where are your pants? I'll look for them, why can't I find them?"

Su Mo looked around, searched for a long time, and finally said "annoyed", "Look at my memory, the majestic young master of the Lu family, how could the clothes worn yesterday be worn again today? They must have been taken away by Yue Bei and the others. Let’s go get someone to bring a new set.”

"You..." Lu Ran was so angry that his chest ached, he grabbed the brocade quilt under his hand fiercely, and roared, "Come on, come on, throw him out for me—"

I'm furious!What a shame, what a shame!

The air twisted for a while, and two black-clothed dark guards appeared out of nowhere, each holding Su Mo's arm, and threw him out with lightning speed.

"Ouch——" Su Mo fell on his back, rubbed his butt enduring the pain, and muttered, "What, you're so stingy!"

"Daughter-in-law, why were you thrown out? Ran'er is such a scumbag that she doesn't recognize anyone when she puts on her pants?" Lu Wushuang jumped out from the dark, his face full of shock.He just heard with his own ears that Ran'er said that he didn't wear pants, and Su Mo was looking for pants everywhere.It looks like it's over, but it's all right, his good grandson actually threw his wife out!

This is so awesome. I never expected that their Lu family's direct lineage has always been a single lineage. The seed of infatuation was passed on to Lu Ran. Not only did the bloodline mutate into a scumbag, but he turned his face when he put on his pants A peerless scumbag who doesn't recognize anyone!Didn't you see this poor little girl with red eyes (laughing), rubbing her butt (falling), looking full of grievances (suffering).

"What..." Su Mo was stunned, and when he rolled his eyes, he understood what Lu Wushuang had misunderstood. He quickly covered his eyes, his shoulders trembled, as if he was about to fall down, "Grandpa, it's all Mo'er's fault." Mo'er is really useless for making the young master angry..."

"The family is unlucky, the family is unlucky—" Lu Wushuang looked up to the sky and sighed with disgust.

Yuebei and the others watched a wonderful show with extremely complicated expressions.

Lu Wushuang doesn't know the reason, don't they understand?They know the pants thing better than anyone else, is it too late to explain it to the Patriarch?And the young master, the young master was so wronged by Mr. Su today, he must hate them now, can they really still see the sun tomorrow?

Ahhh, it's so difficult, Mr. Su, why are you doing this!

"Yuebei, Yuecheng, get out of here—" Sure enough, Lu Qi's desperate voice came from the room.

Yuebei and Yuecheng looked at each other, with a tragic expression on their faces.

"The two maids and sisters are all bad for Mo'er. Mo'er shouldn't take care of the young master to wash up on his own. Woohoo, it's Mo'er who hurt the elder sister. Sister, go in with new pants and put them on for the young master! "Su Mo's mouth shrunk, tears streaming down his face.

Mr. Su, stop talking, please stop talking... Yuebei Yuecheng smiled wryly, wishing to immediately plug his little mouth.

Immortals fight, mortals suffer, and these two little pond fish really suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck today!