Succubus just want to cook

Jia Pixiu walked up to Han Bo with the ugly expression of the person in charge stepping on shit.

"What's wrong?"

"I won the competition, but they refused to give me the gold bracelet." Han Bo said truthfully.

"Normal." Jia Pixiu accepted the surprise, and lowered his voice, "Don't worry too much, the Moon Demons are insidious, and it's no good to mess with them."

It is not a secret that the Moon Demon Clan operates in secret.

It seems that because they were born in a cold place, the moon demon race seems to have been infected from the inside out, and they have done many bad things that go back and forth.

Coupled with the fact that the gold thread bracelet is an extremely cherished family treasure of the Moon Demons, they would easily hand it over to others, and that would be a ghost.

Although the behavior of the Moon Demon Clan is very contemptible, but also as a profiteer, Japixiu can understand their actions to a certain extent.

"I plan to give you that bracelet if I win." Han Boyou said.

"That still has to be calculated." Jia Pixiu changed his words at the speed of light.

"They want [-] gold coins." Han Bo said.

"You still need to pay to receive the prize?" Jia Pixiu slightly raised his eyebrows, "Why haven't I heard of this rule before?"

"Coincidentally, I haven't heard of it either." Han Bo agreed, "Maybe it's a rule from the underworld, we demons in the underworld don't understand."

"Then I have to talk to an underworld demon who understands." Japixiu sang and turned to look at the person in charge, "Would you like to talk?"

principal:……

Person in charge: Who are you scolding?

After all, in front of him is the head of the clan, and the president of Pixiu who is known as "walking the bank".

You know, almost all the alien races in the world owe money to Pixiu.

Thinking of the IOUs that the Moon Demons rented an insulated transport vehicle for the past two months, no matter how big the fire was, the person in charge could only suppress it for the time being.

"That's right. To hand over the family treasure, you need to go to the Protoss to register. The procedures are relatively cumbersome. If you want to complete it quickly, you need money to open up the relationship." The person in charge explained with a strong smile.

"Oh, so..." Japixiu nodded thoughtfully.

Looking at his pensive face, Han Bo had an intuition that he had bad intentions.

"Can you help me understand his psychology?"

【50 Love Points】

"Okay." Han Bo was rich and powerful.

[He was thinking about how to take off the bracelet without paying a penny] The system sighed [As expected of the patriarch of Pixiu]

"As expected of a profiteer." Han Bo also sighed.

"If the procedures of the Moon Demon Clan are so cumbersome, why don't you give me the bracelet first, and let the Pixiu Clan handle it instead." Jia Pixiu said, "The Pixiu Clan has no skills, but they have some friendship with the Protoss Clan, and they can talk better through connections. "

"How is this good?" The person in charge was caught off guard by the beating, and panicked.

"Why is this not good?" Jia Pixiu smiled softly, revealing the nature of the wild goose of the Pixiu clan, "Of course, the Pixiu clan's services are not all free. But it is still much cheaper than the Moon Demon. Cut more than half and give it to a person." Ten thousand gold coins is enough. Now, give me the bracelet and the money now."

"This..." The person in charge of the Moon Demon was dumbfounded.

"Oh ho, do you want to go back on your word? Are the Moon Demons doing their own thing and going back on what they say in their own words? This is too bullying to the demons. If not, I have to tell my fans to avoid lightning quickly." Han Bo output from the side.He took out the miniature optical computer, and made a gesture to turn on the live broadcast.

The Moon Demon Clan also needs to save face, not to mention that it is related to the reputation of the group enterprise, and the person in charge naturally dare not bear the notoriety of "Moon Demon Clan Sinner".

"Here, here you are!" He stopped Han Bo almost angrily, and then stretched out his hand to him, "Here's the money, ten thousand gold coins."

Ten thousand gold coins is not a small amount, the person in charge thought resentfully, this poor ghost and succubus probably won't be able to spend so much...

"Nuomi, Qian!" Han Bo snapped his fingers.

Jia Pixiu quickly opened the Qiankun bag, took out a gold ticket with a denomination of [-] gold coins, and handed it to Han Bo.

Han Bo took the golden ticket and extended his hand to the person in charge.

The person in charge took the golden ticket reflexively, and before it was warmed up, the Pixiu patriarch took it again naturally.

"Okay, the handling fee is in hand, just give me the bracelet now." Jia Pixiu put the gold ticket back into the Qiankun bag with a smile, clapped his hands and said.

It took only three seconds for the golden ticket to appear and disappear. It was opened in the hands of the three demons and returned to its original owner.

Looking at its pass-like circuit, the person in charge finally realized that he had been tricked, and was furious: "You guys are in collusion! If you don't pay any points, you will take away the family heirloom of the Moon Demon Clan."

"What do you mean by 'snatch away'?" Jia Pixiu was still smiling, but his eyes were a little cold. "It was won by legitimate means. If you disagree, you can discuss this topic with the Pixiu Clan's lawyer in the Protoss Clan's financial court." .”

"What do you mean 'we have colluded'?" Han Bo also stepped forward to support, pointing with a smile, "The reason why I won was not because we colluded, but because 'you' did not collude. Bar."

Hearing the sarcasm in his words, the person in charge felt cold from head to toe as if a basin of cold water had been poured on him.

Cheating is a loss for the Moon Demon Clan, and if it is spread out, it will extremely damage the interests of the Moon Demon Clan.

A capitalist and an Internet celebrity in front of him all have the ability to make things big, and they can't afford to offend them.

The person in charge could only smash his front teeth and swallow them in his stomach.

"Okay..." He raised his hand, and a gold silk bracelet came from afar.

The person in charge reluctantly handed the bracelet to Japixiu.

Japixiu didn't move: "Give it to him, he won."

The person in charge was stunned for a moment, and even more reluctantly handed the bracelet to the smiling succubus.

Han Bo got the bracelet, picked it up to admire the exquisite design, and handed it to Jia Pixiu: "I'll give it to you."

Japixiu stretched out his wrist, "Help me wear it."

"...Don't you have long hands?" Han Bo complained, but he still helped Jia Pixiu put them on.

The family treasure was taken away, but the money was not received, and the two demons who stole the treasure and the money were still messing around in front of their eyes.

The person in charge was so angry that his eyelids twitched, and he said in a strange way: "I wrote down what happened today on behalf of the Moon Demon Clan. If there is any offense in the future, please return to Haihan."

"Understood." Han Bo was so busy tying Jia Pixiu's bracelet that he didn't bother to look up, and said perfunctorily, "Kneel down."

The person in charge walked away, and Yue Zuobi hurriedly followed.

"Although the Moon Demon Clan has declined in recent years, their strength is still not to be underestimated. In addition, they are careless and care about pennies and pennies. They are likely to come to trouble you in the future." Jia Pixiu reminded, "We still need to make more plans. , so as not to be pitted."

"I'm already making a plan." Han Bo fastened the bracelet, raised Jia Pixiu's wrist and shook it, and said with a smile, "I've put on the bracelet, Patriarch Paixiu won't turn his back on him."

He had a nice smile, and his eyebrows were curved, which made Patriarch Pixiu very uneasy, and he almost wanted to join the band as a drummer again.

Forced to warn myself a few words, in the eyes of the little succubus, I am a peerless toad, and I must not be fooled, otherwise I will be a toad who dances pole dancing, looks ugly and dances beautifully...

Jia Pixiu suppressed his beating heart, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but replied, "I'll try my best."

The Moon Demon Clan's revenge came earlier than expected.

Han Bo and Jia Pixiu bid farewell, and when they returned home to eat and broadcast in the evening, they were swiped by the densely packed Moon Demon Clan navy.

[The magic roll who cheated to win the game! 】

[The succubus defeated the moon demon, this is not a shady scene]

[It's too much to deceive other people's family heirlooms! 】

【Apologize!Pay back! 】

Han Bo is familiar with the water army's screen blasting.

When playing PK back then, every anchor was more famous and richer than him.

Basically every time a PK game is played, Han Bo's live broadcast room will be blasted once, until the end of the blast, Han Bo doesn't care.

Just treat it as a free increase in popularity, don't want it for nothing.

Anyway, he opened his mouth at the beginning, and black fans blacker than coal can also be eaten into diehard loyalists.

But it still has to be dealt with.

Glancing at the barrage, Han Bo blocked a few of them casually, and then said, "The administrator should block the words 'devil', 'deception', and 'cheating'. It's troublesome."

The administrator quickly blocked it as he said. Han Bo lowered his head and ordered the takeaway. When he looked up, he found that the Moon Demons had made a new movement.

"Why don't you thank me for the gift?" Han Bo read out a barrage.

He looked at the ranking list and laughed dumbfoundedly.

Rank [-]: I am the succubus thief who cheated to win the championship

Rank [-]: How could the succubus beat the moon demon in the ice-eating conference?

List [-]: Pay back the money, return the family treasure

Han Bo stared at the three buddies who formed a group to find fault for two seconds, and said four or two times: "Thank you for being the champion of the [-] Big Macs, thank the Succubus for winning the Moon Demon's [-] power trains, thank you for Qian and the heirlooms ,grateful."

What he said went from beginning to end, and he distorted the original meaning of ID by a thousand miles.

The viewers who complained because of malicious comments were all amused, and they all posted bullet screens mocking the Moon Demons for not being able to lose, and they came to the live broadcast room to make trouble and steal chickens and lose money.

The Moon Demons who formed a group behind the screen also turned their heads in anger.

"It's unreasonable!" The person in charge's nose was crooked, and his hands were shaking like Parkinson's.While increasing the firepower output on the keyboard, he turned his head and shouted to the succubus beside him, "Give me more power, the succubi stepped on my head, this can be tolerated!"

Of course not, the Moon Demon is already small-bellied, and he scolded passionately when he was so provoked. He fought in the barrage and gift area, making the live broadcast room a mess.

Han Bo frowned looking at the chaotic barrage in the live broadcast room and the malicious IDs constantly floating around for gifts.

Although he didn't care much about the blasting, the effect of this kind of live broadcast was too poor, which greatly affected the audience's perception.

And no one likes to be scolded, especially being sprayed in the face for no reason. Even Han Bo, who is used to the life of an anchor, can't accept it very well.

Han Bo didn't intend to sit still, he sat up straighter, and was about to take advantage of the gaps in the food delivery to catch examples and find a few excessive bullet screens to spray back.

However, before he could concentrate, a few lines of words suddenly appeared on the screen.

[Super management has entered the live broadcast room]

[Super management has opened barrage purification]

In just a few seconds, the group of bullet screens that were mixed with fish and dragons suddenly cleared up, all the scolding and provoking things disappeared, and the rest were normal audience speeches.

At the same time, several IDs with strange names appeared out of nowhere, crowding out the weird IDs on the gift list.

Han Bo approached and read out the ID of the army that brought the gift.

"Thank you for the 50 fireworks of 'Overtime Light Bulbs', thank you for the 100 power trains of 'The Boss Determined to Marry a Succubus', thank you..."

Seeing the name of Bangyi, Han Bo paused, his eyes curved slightly.

"Thanks to the 520 Big Macs of 'It's Not Pixiu, It's Nuomi Ci'."