Succubus just want to cook

[Say, what are they talking about] The system floats side by side with Han Bo, looking at the president of Pixiu and the employees of Pixiu who are shoulder to shoulder not far away.

"Isn't the system supposed to be all-knowing and omnipotent?" Han Bo said coolly, "You must be a bit of a waste."

[Don't spread rumors, don't believe rumors... you can't know until you get an order] The system had an idea [Why don't you exchange information with a hundred love points, I'll go and listen]

"How about you give me 5 mission points, and I will retell their dialogue."

【…How do you know what they are talking about】

"Obviously." Han Bo looked at Jia Pixiu vigorously sending people out, and the little leader's pitiful look of turning back three times at a step, and concluded, "This sad and embarrassed look, it can be seen that Iron Blood Poison Wei was ridden in the face by the lord himself CP .”

[Unintelligible] The system said [Ice eating contest in a while, it is best not to win]

The ice-eating competition was a task that Han Bo drew out from the blind box draw two days ago. He was lucky and got a bonus task in no time. As long as he participated, he could get 5.00% of the main task reward.

The task points picked up in vain, don't want to do it for nothing, Han Bo searched the details of the competition, and just happened to be attracted by the No.1 prize—a gold silk bracelet.

I participated with the mentality of killing two birds with one stone.

Now the system is persuading him not to win, Han Bo feels baffled:

"It's not up to me whether I win or not. It is very cruel to ask people to eat and control their appetite."

[The Moon Demons hold this competition every year. In order to attract the audience, they will take out family treasures] The system ignored his protest and explained on its own.

"Crown Treasure, you mean that golden bracelet that looks like a Pixiu?" Han Bo recalled the appearance of the "Golden Silk Bracelet", and instantly felt his eyes hurt from being flashed, "I plan to win it and send Jia Pixiu back as a human ...Pixiu is in love, what's the problem?"

[It is impossible for a group to hand over a family heirloom to others, the Moon Demons will resort to means]

"You mean they will retaliate, or simply play match-fixing?" Han Bo realized a little bit.

[Calculated as cheating, it’s not to the extent of a fake match. Because the Moon Demons were born in a cold place, their ability to withstand freezing is better than other races. In addition, the ice in the bowls of their players is a little less than other contestants. Winning is a matter of course]

"No, they all cheated and you let me give in?" Han Bo shrugged, "Are you just so unconfident in the Moon Demon Clan's cheating skills?"

【...I have too much confidence in your host's appetite】

"Thank you for the compliment."

[...not to praise you] The host is very kind [Moon Demons value this game and the family heirlooms very much, so I told you to keep a low profile, and you can get the mission points after participating, there is no need to offend the demons]

"Have I offended too many demons?" Han Bo asked back.

The system thinks of the mammon trio, the vampires who ran away, the employees of the evil mother-in-law Pixiu, and even their own base camp - the succubus model who was robbed of his job and frightened...

【...It's almost to the extent that seeing one offends the other】

"That's right, so this one is not bad." Han Bo said very methodically.

[But...] The system still wants to persuade.

"It's nothing to worry about." Han Bo mocked with a smile, "You can't win the game by cheating, so don't win, go home, wash up and sleep."

When Han Bo was still alive, he was calm and Buddhist, and he didn't like to compete, but the anchor industry, especially the broadcast anchor industry, is so big that there is no competition.

Han Bo is good-looking, and his appetite is begging for food. Even if he doesn't want to fight, someone will always force him to fight.

Just as there was nothing wrong with PK, eight out of ten of those food bloggers who formed a group to find faults resorted to editing or vomiting to viciously cheat, and they were not his opponents of the real "big stomach king" at all.

Han Bo is invincible in PK, and only once almost capsized in the gutter.

The competition event was to eat liqueur chocolates, and the anchor who was competing with Han Bo secretly injected Erguotou into Han Bo's chocolate... Although Han Bo won in the end, it was almost three bottles of liqueur chocolates. He was directly sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

If you go to the hospital, just go to the hospital, it's okay.But he had a stomach problem and needed slow support. Han Bo was locked up in the inpatient department and drank plain porridge for more than half a month.

Han Bo drank thousands of bowls of porridge with no meat or vegetables, and he was so heartbroken and disgusted that he drank it. From then on, he was angry at all cheating behaviors in the game, and determined to kill his shabby game before the cheater sent him to the hospital. turn.

But now, the Moon Demon Clan has touched his bad luck, and they still don't feel it.

"Let's go?" Jia Pixiu, who had sent off the light bulb in various senses, came back beaming and asked Han Bo.

"Let's go." Han Bo gritted his teeth and wiped his hands.

Yue Zuobi has always considered himself a very good member of the Moon Demon tribe.

He has shown better cold tolerance than his fellow race since birth, and he was ordered to stand up when the Moon Demons were determined to use competitions to save the clan's industry. He won four years of competitions by cheating.

The ice-eating competition was originally created by Moon Demon to promote its own ice-making industry, and it was just a gimmick to bring out the heirloom.

It was another ice-eating competition, Yue Zuobi stood on a high place, looked down at the aliens below who were chattering and wanting to pass on family treasures, and sneered.

A group of country bumpkins, few brushes have the guts to try to take away the treasure.

Yue Zuobi thought contemptuously.

What a toad really wants to dance with a swan, and jumps around when it can't reach it.

He was so conceited and arrogant that he forgot for a while that he only relied on deceit to secure his position as the goalkeeper of the family heirloom.

The game was about to start, Yue Zuobi fell down and found his place.

In order to save resources, the game is a table for two monsters.

Yue Zuobi's deskmate this year was a blond succubus, seeing Yue Zuobi approaching, the succubus blinked and smiled at him.

Yue Zuobi ignored him, he never bothered to look at such "cannon fodder".

Anyway, in the end they are all "denominators", and only you are the winning "numerator".

After defending the title again, this election of the Moon Demon Patriarch will have an absolute advantage.

Yue Zuobi was obsessed with the beautiful fantasy of winning, completely oblivious to the gentler smile of the "cannon fodder" and "denominator" next to him, and the murderous intent hidden between the white teeth.

"That's him?" Han Bo asked.

【right】

"Change his bowl to the same amount as a normal contestant," Han Bo said.

[ok, ten love points]

"So cheap?" Han Bo was a little surprised.

[I used to have a colleague who worked in troubled waters, cheated in the assessment, and got promoted before me in the end] The system spoke quietly, and the mechanical sound could not hide the resentment between the words [Cheating can't house]

"Ah." Han Bo said with sincere emotion, "My condolences."

The game started quickly, and the staff brought two bowls the size of each player's head, which were filled with smoothies.

Players who have finished eating a bowl can ring the bell, and the staff will immediately deliver the next bowl.

There is a time limit of one hour, and the devil with the most bowls in front of him wins.

Yue Zuobi took the big bowl with confidence, but was nearly let go by the weight beyond imagination.

What's going on, isn't it agreed to only cover the top layer and put plastic on the bottom?But this heavy weight?

Not right!

His heart skipped a beat, and he quickly put down the bowl and shoveled it twice with a spoon.

Scoop up a tablespoon of smoothie.

The plastic was nowhere to be found, and a bowl full of smoothies sneered mockingly.

Yue Zuobi raised his head angrily, and was just about to ask his fellow race if he made a mistake, but he heard the referee give the order to start the match.

All the contestants lowered their heads to eat the ice as they were ordered, and Yue Zuobi raised his head in the midst of eating ice, like a useless goose that couldn't lay eggs.

It was too obvious to ask the devil to change the bowl face to face, Yue Zuobi could only bow his head, grab a spoon and join the ranks of dry ice.He managed to calm down his panic, and comforted himself by saying that it would be good to finish this bowl, and after this bowl, the "cheating bowl" will come later, and everything will be on the "right track".

The Moon Demons gave a lot of ice, and Yue Zuobi managed to finish a big bowl, clutching his stomach full of water and ringing the bell to call the staff.

He looked forward to the arrival of the second bowl, but when he took the bowl, he completely collapsed.

Same weight, same full bowl.

"You..." Yue Zuobi looked up like a wild boar, asking the staff angrily.

"Is there something wrong?" The soft voice unique to the succubus came from the side.

Yue Zuobi held the bowl and turned his head to look, his hands trembled in shock, and half of the ice sand fell down like an avalanche.

On the table next to him, there were two large bowls piled up like a mountain, densely stacked beyond the height of a demon.And the succubus he looked down on just now was holding a big bowl of smoothie and looking at him with a smile.

Seeing Yue Zuobi sprinkle the smoothie, Han Bo leaned over from his own bowl thoughtfully, "Why are you so careless, you don't have enough ice, come on, I'll give you two scoops."

Yue Zuobi was dumbfounded, and waited for him to leisurely pour two spoonfuls into his own bowl before reacting. He raised the bowl to the top of his head, and roared, "What are you doing? Throwing ice into other people's bowls, do you have the quality! Be careful of me!" Report you for cheating!"

"You report it." Han Bo smiled, but his eyes were full of sarcasm, "Do you dare to report it?"

"I!..." This hit Yue Zuobi's weakness, and he fell silent.

It's a pity that it's too late to reduce the sense of presence. His roar earlier made the surrounding players and audience turn their eyes.

They looked at the not-so-intelligent Moon Demon, who raised the bowl above his head, and whispered to each other.

"Who cheated?"

"Who knows, but the Moon Demon has won for so many years, so it must be a bit tricky."

"I also think that this moon demon looks stupid like a pig, but he can win four years in a row. Is it possible?"

"This is impossible."

The crowd's criticism made Yue Zuobi's face turn red and purple. After all, it was justified. He put down the bowl, blushed and bowed his head, and went to shave the second bowl of ice without saying a word.

Obviously, Yue Zuobi, who has lost the help of cheating, can't compete with Han Bo, who is born to cheat.

When the hour was up, Han Bo easily won the ice eating contest with 38 bowls in front of him.

When the person in charge saw that the champion had fallen to his house, the devil was dumbfounded, and hurried down, pulled Yue Zuobi past him, and asked eagerly, "What's the matter with you, you can't even win by cheating?"

"Are you looking to see if I've cheated?" Yue Zuobi was furious, covering his stomach with one hand and waving the bowl with the other. He deserved it and shouted extremely wronged, "I deserve it!"

The person in charge slapped him on the head: "It's really a waste that deserves its name."

Although the plan of internal digestion was disrupted, fortunately, the Moon Demons had made two-handed preparations.

"He won?" The person in charge pointed at Han Bo.

"Well, this pervert eats ice and shovels snow like a ghost." Yue Zuobi said resentfully, covering his head.

The person in charge scolded him again for being useless, then turned to face Han Bo, but quickly changed into a smiling face, that expression was so bright, like a bustard seeing a regular customer.

"My friend from the succubus tribe, congratulations for being the champion of the ice-eating competition. As a succubus, you must have put in a lot of hard work to overcome the disadvantages in physical fitness and talent to win the championship. I also believe that an ambitious person like you Succubus, I will definitely not confuse my eyes with the material in front of me..."

"Thank you, I'm confused." Han Bo straightly spread his hands, "Give me the prize."

The person in charge was stunned, and couldn't make any sense, so he could only adopt Plan B: "Well, of course we will give you this prize, but because it is very expensive, it has to go through quite onerous procedures...Maybe all of it will be dealt with probably It will take... 500 years, if you're not in a hurry..."

"I'm in a hurry." Han Bo interrupted, "This is a gift I'm going to propose."

How fucking embarrassing to propose with someone else's family heirloom.

The person in charge almost scolded, but he still had a false smile on his face: "There is no rush to propose, it takes a long time, you can ask your fiancée to wait."

"I can't wear it, I can't wait." Han Bo lied without blinking, "He is delicate and weak, and he is seriously ill. When you bring the prize, I'm afraid I'll have to burn it to him."

principal:……

The person in charge held back his anger and showed his last card: "It's okay to get the prize immediately, but you have to take the fast track and pay a handling fee."

"How many."

The person in charge is compared to four.

"four thousand?"

"forty thousand."

"copper?"

"gold."

"Oh."

Looking at the succubus in front of him who was thinking with his head down, the person in charge finally sneered.

He didn't believe that the poor Succubus could come up with such a huge sum of money.

However, before he was happy for two seconds, the succubus turned around, raised his hand and snapped his fingers in the distance.

"Nuomi, come here to redeem your own wedding gift!"

His fiancée also came to the scene?Isn't it critically ill?

The person in charge was surprised, with a bad premonition in his mind, he looked in the direction of Han Bo's raised hand.

The 1.9-meter Pixiu patriarch walked forward with his head held high.

He is delicate, frail, and critically ill...

But rich as enemy.