Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Tranquility Zhou really didn't know what to say, Qu Yao repeatedly refreshed Tranquility Zhou's bottom line and his ability to accept...

Finally, the three of them came to the test tube for the interview. They didn't even line up, and the girls in line backed up to make way for the three of them.

When Qu Yao and the others came to the paper figurines, the two paper figurine examiners didn't even raise their heads, and said coldly and mechanically: "Name."

"Yao'er." Qu Yao shook his chest proudly, his coquettish attitude was the most coquettish in the audience.

"Jing'er." Tranquility Zhou looked up at the sky, he had already looked down on life and death and gave up resistance.No matter what happens next, he can face the reality of life head-on.

"...Lian...er." Tantai Lian pursed her lips and said with difficulty.

The two paper figurines mechanically recorded the names of the three people, and then asked, "Tell me about your hobbies and talents."

It was only then that Qu Yao discovered that the girls around her who came to the interview basically brought musical instruments, and those who didn't have musical instruments also brought manuscripts. It seemed that they either wanted to recite poems or recite lyrics, and were ready to show off their singing voice when the time came.There is an open space a little inside the side door, which is for the candidates to show their talents.

Qu Yao poked his head around, and saw a girl playing the piano in the pavilion.

The girl was holding a long dark brown catalpa wood qin. Qu Yao only glanced at it from a distance, and felt that the qin had an extraordinary aura. , there are gorgeous patterns carved on the piano board, but the night was dark, Qu Yao didn't take a closer look.The girl played a piece of music, the two paper figurines listened to it, and immediately admitted the girl.

The girl who played the piano was not as excited as the others, as if she was bound to win.But at this time, he slightly turned his head and looked at the candidates behind him, and quickly locked his eyes on Qu Yao and the three of them... The girl was stunned for a moment... Then she smiled and nodded to the three of them.

Qu Yao was taken aback for a moment, although the girl didn't know him, she seemed to know him.Immediately afterwards, the girl turned her head, gave a slight blessing to the two paper figurines, and then followed the two paper figurines into the Tingtong Pavilion.

Qu Yao looked at the girl who went in, and suddenly felt an indescribable strange feeling.However, this feeling was quickly suppressed by him, after all, a new difficulty had emerged before his eyes.

Qu Yao pulled Tranquility boat over and asked in embarrassment: "Brother, do you have any special talents?"

"What talents and specialties can I have?" Tranquility said angrily, "Why don't I show Penglai's magic-breaking sword technique to these two Zhazha? Let them cooperate with me?"

"We are looking for a job now!" Qu Yao gave Ning Zhou a white look: "Do you understand job hunting? In the end, you were about to come up and killed the examiner?"

Miss Yao'er and Miss Jing'er murmured among themselves, while Miss Lian'er watched from the side, speechless for a while.

"Tell me about your hobbies and talents." The paper figurine asked mechanically again.

"I can play the suona..." Miss Yao'er made a long choice before finally saying.

As soon as these words came out, the surroundings became silent.

"...Sword Dance." Miss Jing'er hesitated for a while, and finally covered her face.

As soon as the words came out, there was such a silence that even a needle could be heard falling on the ground.

After that, everyone's eyes were focused on Xi Shi who was beaten, and everyone was looking forward to hearing more outrageous and peerless talents.

Tantai Lian was silent, as if she had been brewing for a while.

Qu Yao and Tranquility Zhou held their breath and pricked up their ears.After all, the disciples of Penglai are still very curious about Venerable Yuqing's specialties and hobbies,

But seeing Miss Lian'er holding back for a long time, she moved her cherry lips and said:

"No."

"If you don't, please come back." The two paper figurines said expressionlessly.

An extremely embarrassing atmosphere struck, so Miss Lian'er and the two examiners stared wide-eyed for half a cup of tea.Qu Yao and Ning Zhou tried their best to wink at Miss Lian'er... Qu Yao secretly complained that his uncle was so inflexible, even if he made up a random one.

During the half a cup of tea, Lian'er's complexion changed again and again, and He Ying Hantan almost felt the master's anger unsheathed.However, Tantailian looked at Qu Yao's anxious and worried eyes, and finally remained silent, barely suppressing her anger, suppressing the desire to shoot the pile of papers in front of her into a sieve.

"Sing."

Miss Lian'er took a deep breath, tried her best to suppress her anger, and coldly uttered these two words that seemed to be filled with ice scum.

The two paper figurines were silent for a moment, and then said to the three contestants, "Please start your performance."

"How dare you..." Contestant Lian'er's veins sprung up, she couldn't hold back any longer, and she was about to wield her sword... Yao'er and Jing'er realized that something was wrong, so they hurriedly took a step ahead of him and knelt on the ground with a plop, the two contestants They hugged Lian'er's left leg and right leg tightly respectively, and stopped the situation from deteriorating a second before the Ting Tong Pavilion was bombed.

"Master..." Miss Jing'er pleaded tremblingly: "You said you have done this, so you can just make do with it..."

"That's right! Good people do their best to the end, send the Buddha to the West..." Yao'er also advised.

At this time, another paper puppet handed out two props from Tingtong Pavilion, a suona and an unopened long sword...

"You just fool around with these little pieces of paper, it's not too late! We have already paid such a big sacrifice! Uncle, think about those poor girls...the overall situation is the most important! The overall situation is the most important!" Qu Yao said. Persuaded in a crying voice.

Miss Lian'er swallowed back her anger, Yao'er and Jing'er saw that Lian'er's mood had stabilized, they also stood up resentfully, and took the suona and the sword.

"Master, you... what songs can you sing?" Contestant Yaoer asked humbly, rubbing his hands.

"I can only sing one song." Lian Er replied blankly.

"That's good or bad." Yao'er nodded quickly: "Let's sing the door song, everyone is familiar with it, and I can also play this tune."

"But... if you sing our door song in this place, will someone find out..." Contestant Jing'er frowned and asked.

"Don't worry." Yao'er patted Jing'er on the shoulder, with a calm face: "No one can understand the song sung by your master."

After a short discussion, the three contestants have already selected the track.The three of them opened up one after another, the lead singer stood in the center, the lead dancer was in the front, and the accompanist was on the side.Contestant Yao'er has already tried out the tune, and Contestant Jing'er has already grasped the sword.Contestant Lian Er stood between the two with a blank expression on her face, ready to speak at any time.

Qu Yao hadn't played the suona for a long time, and his tune was a bit high.Miss Lian'er was stunned for a moment, and after a half-beat slow, she also picked up the tune... The singing sound like a sharp sword pierced through the sky, howling like a ghost, and crowing like a rooster!After the magic sound pierced my ears, I felt that my ears were shattered and my eardrums were torn apart, and the onlookers rushed out for about ten feet... There was an old lady who didn't have time to run away, she fell down and fainted on the spot, and finally let her children dragged out.Miss Jing'er couldn't run away, he was the closest, the sword almost fell to the ground as soon as she heard the singing, her whole body felt like an electric shock, the sword danced straight around the corner.

At the end of the song, Qu Yao opened his eyes again and looked around, only to see that there was no one around.Except for the two paper sticks in front of them who gave back some face and didn't run away, all living creatures that were panting have basically retreated three feet away.There was silence all around, only the children of the old lady who had just fallen while running away were crying intermittently:

"Oh my god... mother... you can take me away too..."

Miss Lian'er watched this scene, her left eyelid twitched three times.

A gust of wind blew by, rolling up a withered leaf, and the scene was extremely embarrassing for a moment.

People ask for money for singing, but Tantai Lian is desperate for singing.With their hard work, the three successfully sent away an audience member.

Seeing this scene, Qu Yao felt a sense of loss in his heart, sure enough, the uncle was not selected.Even if he and Tranquility entered the pavilion, according to the current strength of the two, it would be extremely difficult to rescue the captured girl and defeat the mastermind behind the scenes, without Tantai Lian, a crushing class Combat power, everything will unfold extremely difficult and dangerous.

Qu Yao thought about this and sighed, but after all, we have come to this point, we can't blame each other, we can only continue to work hard.Qu Yao is also going to comfort the uncle, telling him to relax and not to be stressed.As a result, in the next second, what Qu Yao thought was the most embarrassing reversal in his life happened.

"Congratulations, Miss Lian'er, you have been admitted to the Tingtong Hall. Yao'er, Jing'er, it's a pity that you didn't meet the requirements of the Tingtong Hall. Keep up the good work."

Qu Yao held his breath in his throat and didn't catch his breath for a long time.

The atmosphere froze for a moment.

"I just want to ask why, come on, tell me, what's wrong with us, is it because of our looks or our skills? You don't want me to choose him?!"

Miss Yao'er threw Shang Ru to the ground angrily, rolled up her arms and sleeves and wanted to argue with those two pieces of paper, she wished she could tear them apart on the spot, but Miss Jing'er grabbed her.

"The two of you have no topicality. Lian'er has her own topic." The examiner said with a blank expression, "You guys with average skills and average looks are too ordinary, without bright spots and topicality, even if you are selected, it will be a plum cut."

Qu Yao was stunned speechless.

Three people formed a group, one made his debut, and the other two accompanied him.Tantai Lian has been welcomed into the Tingtong Hall by the pieces of paper, before leaving, he whispered to Qu Yao and Ning Jingzhou: "I am here, you two just wait outside, and you don't need to do the rest Nevermind."

Afterwards, Tantai Lian gave Qu Yao Tranquility a look. Although he was still calm on the surface, Qu Yao and Tranquility still understood the meaning of that gaze:

"Fighting with this deity, you are still too young..."

Qu Yao had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, just when he was angry, he raised his eyes suddenly, and saw a few small words written on the notice board of the Tingtong Pavilion:

"Immortal Gate has you..."

"two."

"That's it? Just made a mistake? I'm the second uncle's leg!" Miss Yao'er was annoyed, pointing at the plaque and cursing.He took out a big steamed bun on his chest, took a bite angrily, and sat down on a small stone bench in the distance, groaning and sulking.

"What should we do now?" Tranquility Zhou asked looking at the situation in front of him.

"Let Master Uncle go on his own." Qu Yao said helplessly, "Didn't he think he can settle it by himself? Let us wait outside. Then let your Master save the common people."

Tranquility Zhou sighed, and sat with Qu Yao in a small corner leeward of the wind, watching the paper people on the stage not far away babbling.

"By the way, do you remember that there was a girl playing the piano in front of us?" Qu Yao suddenly asked Ning Zhou.

"There is such a person." Tranquility Zhou frowned: "I didn't notice, what's wrong?"

"That girl... I always feel a little strange. That piano is not like an ordinary musical instrument, and that girl is not like an ordinary girl..."

"It's not an ordinary girl, could it be a fairy?" Tranquility Zhou raised his eyebrows.

Qu Yao narrowed his eyes and said softly, "Looks like a man..."

The author has something to say: Work hard to save the manuscript ww!

Humble cry.

Thank you Xiwu for the cute mine~~~