Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Just like that, an ordinary building violation case suddenly escalated into a missing persons case... Such a change caught Qu Yao off guard.

"We broke in?" Tranquility Zhou asked.

"Inappropriate." Tantai Lian frowned and said: "The person behind this is holding the lives of so many girls after all, at this time it is most taboo to startle the snake. Besides, the formation here is very complicated, such a large-scale psychedelic barrier is not a one-off It can be built overnight, and the people behind it are not small. If they act rashly, the villagers will also be involved."

"Then how do we go in and find someone?" Tranquility Zhou asked with a frown.

The three of them were silent for a moment, and the situation in front of them was indeed a bit tricky. In the end, it was Qu Yao who broke the silence first.

"It's easy to say, isn't it possible to enter directly?" Qu Yao looked at Tranquility Zhou with a funny face.

"How can we get in here? Besides, the three of us will definitely be..."

Tranquility Zhou just wanted to refute, but Qu Yao pouted in one direction angrily.

I saw that it was the side door of Ting Tong Pavilion, and outside the door was a group of girls lined up, waiting for the two paper figurines to interview one by one...

"This?" Tranquility Zhou trembled: "There are only girls here!?"

"There's nothing wrong with it~" Qu Yao suddenly smiled sullenly, putting his cheap hand on Tranquility Zhou's shoulder: "Miss Jing'er~"

Tantai Lian looked at the side door of the pavilion, and Venerable Yuqing's right eyelid twitched violently... An unprecedented sense of crisis emerged in her heart.

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After half a stick of incense, Qu Yao came with two big baskets.

"Qu Yao... You... You don't ask yourself, but you steal it!?" Tranquility Zhou trembled.

"Damn it, I'm being so careless! Now the lives of the villagers are at stake! What happened to his clothes!? What is the most important thing right now? Human life is the most important thing!" Qu Yao argued vigorously.

Tantai Lian's face was full of black lines, and she looked at the clothes in the basket. They were three sets of women's dresses and hairpins, and six big soda flower steamed buns made by Qin Yutang... Qu Yao carried the two of them Going to the small alley, he generously took out the three sets of women's clothing: "Senior brother and uncle choose, I want you to choose the remaining one! Later, the three of us will sneak in with women's clothing, and find out the situation! Find out The black hands behind the scenes, rescued the villagers in distress! The time has come to bring justice to justice!"

Tantai Lian was silent, he pursed his lips, looked at the three sets of women's clothing and pondered for a long time, and after the judgment of the hatchback, he made up his mind and said: "Let's go, let's rush in directly."

"Uncle Master!" Qu Yao grabbed Tantai Lian, his face full of shock and disappointment: "Just now you were the one who said you couldn't rush in because you were concerned about the safety of the villagers!"

Tantailian's face was expressionless, her eyes were still silent, but she wished to give herself a mouthful, if possible, he would rather eat what she just said.

"For the righteousness of the common people, for the safety of the people, I decided to dedicate my body and sacrifice my ego! I have already had this kind of awareness!" Qu Yao said with a tragic smile.

"To put it bluntly, you just want to wear women's clothes..." Tranquility Zhou covered his face.

"Whatever senior brother says, I've made up my mind." Qu Yao sighed, and secretly took a look at Tantai Lian's expression, only to see that his face was getting darker and darker... Qu Yaoxin's words were not enough stimulation, more should be added a fire...

"After all, the responsibility of Penglai disciples is to uphold justice, but when difficulties come, there are always people who will back down... It doesn't matter, no matter who backs down, Qu Yao will never be the one to back down!"

There is no flaw in the righteousness of these words.Tantailian finally couldn't hold on any longer, trembling and sighing, she stretched her hand into the basket of women's clothes...

Qu Yao cheered inwardly, among the three, the thinnest one was his uncle, Venerable Yuqing.Knowing that this is a pit dug by Qu Yao, Tantai Lian will definitely jump into it... These few words will be replaced by Tantai Zonglian, he must drink tea and go fishing...

So after half a stick of incense, Qu Yao and Ning Zhou stared blankly at the red-faced beauty in front of them, speechless for a while... Qu Yao only felt that this trip was really profitable.If Tantai Lian with this appearance is seen by those Penglai teachers and sisters, I am afraid it will not be as simple as cheering!You have to rush up and eat him...

Among Qu Yao's brothers, only Ning Zhou knew how to comb hair.But that was also the skill Tranquility learned many years ago when he was a child in a wealthy businessman shoveling fish and serving people.Tantai Lian just casually tied a woman's hair in a bun, wore an ordinary plain long skirt, and had a silver hairpin on her head.With such an extremely quiet attire coupled with such a peerless face that is indistinguishable between male and female, it has the beauty of a fairy in the moon palace.

Tantailian tried her best to protect her last dignity, no matter how much Qu Yao persuaded her, he refused to stuff those two big steamed buns into her chest...

"What are you looking at!? Hurry up and save someone!" Tantai Lian turned around in embarrassment, blushing angrily.

"Wait, uncle! It's not perfect yet!" Qu Yao took out Luo Zidai and lead powder rouge and said, "Our face is too quiet, it doesn't look like a woman, which girl do you see without makeup?"

Tantai Lian was stunned, and immediately raised her eyebrows and said in a cold voice: "Qu Yao, are you entertaining me?!"

The cold light from the Crane Shadow Cold Pool suddenly burst out, Qu Yao was startled, and Tantai Lian was furious.

"For the well-being of the people, for the peace of the world..." Seeing that he was about to be beaten, Qu Yao took a jar of rouge, unscrewed the lid righteously, dug a large piece with his bare hands, and said, "Let me be the first to contribute." Come out of yourself!"

Tantailian: "..."

Not long after, an awe-inspiring wind with killing intent suddenly blew up in the alley.The girls who came to the Tingtong hall for the interview felt the killing intent behind them, so they looked back...

However, in the darkness of the night, three figures came out...they rushed towards this room with arrogance and arrogance, their eyes were full of righteousness and fear of death.

The three contestants are majestic, with their feet full of fragrant fragrance under the moonlight.The leader is dressed in plain white and has a cold temperament. The only thing that shows off is his face. From a distance, his face is blue and purple, as if he was beaten up by someone fat.Looking closer, I can see that it is rouge and gouache that was pasted on by someone. This contestant seems to be Chang'e's face blooming first, and Fairy Gushe was severely beaten... If you say that the makeup is changing, the vegetation is sad, but the painting on her face The map-like makeup still couldn't conceal the glamorous temperament of the visitor himself.With this makeup and this contestant, it’s as if a pile of cow dung has been pulled on a Tianshan snow lotus... The stench of cow dung still can’t cover up the fragrance of the flower...

The two who were followed by Chang'e were even more evil, mad and shocking!But seeing the contestant on the left, his complexion is dignified and serious, and the thin gauze can't hide his beautiful tendons.The contestant's face was completely pale, only a touch of flaming red lips stood out, his neck and face were two bright colors, it was easy to remind people of something like "impermanence kills ghosts and seduces souls"...

Look at the contestant on the right again, the seeds of the onlookers fell to the ground.

It can be seen that the contestant on the right is taking a sexy and bold route, with a golden hairpin and flowers, and a body full of pearls and jade rings... The top jacket is only barely a match, revealing the looming gully... The visitor walked forward slowly with a three-foot-long waist , her eyebrows and eyes are full of fierce charm and storm like a mudslide, but it's a pity that her makeup is even more earth-shattering than the first two paintings.The most frightening thing is that this contestant's breasts are surprisingly large... even so large that the proportions are extremely uncoordinated, as if the pregnant Liujia was not in the stomach, but on the chest.

"I told you just now! You can just wear two steamed buns! Why do you have to wear four!?" The impermanent contestant on the left gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence, tremblingly asked the storm contestant on the right.

"Who told our uncle not to wear it! What a waste, do you understand the waste!? This is made by the senior sister herself! If you don't stuff it in, you are worthy of the friendship of the senior sister!?"

The wind and wave player on the right turned back, his face full of righteousness.

The three of them came slowly from the alley in the distance, and the originally noisy Tingtong Pavilion suddenly became quiet and silent.Except for those paper figurines who were still performing hard on the stage, the others who were panting were basically watching Qu Yao and the three of them.The three of them were like a sharp knife, cutting through the noisy crowd in an instant.

No matter where they went, the crowd would divide into two and automatically make way for the three of them. Even the fearless old lady Pengcier ran out desperately for fear of bumping into the three of them.

"Are we... are we dressed up a little strangely?"

Tantai Lian, who has always been determined with six roots, looked at the shocked expressions of the people and felt a little apprehensive in her heart.He lacked confidence in himself right now, and tentatively whispered to the two people behind him.

"It's not surprising! They are reckless people in the mountains, and they have never seen what is called national beauty. Our strange and avant-garde appearance must have dazzled their eyes!" Qu Yao said confidently.

But at this moment, a soda steamed bun accidentally fell from Qu Yao's arms under the watchful eyes of everyone... I saw that the unusually plump and round chest of the contestant who took the unrestrained and bold line suddenly turned into a tall one. Low...a bit of a joyride when walking.

Fortunately, the night was dark and no one was paying attention. Tranquility Zhou who was beside Qu Yao witnessed this scene completely, and suddenly trembled all over... Tranquility Zhou closed his eyes, trying to escape this terrible fact by not being able to see this scene.

"What's the matter? Sister Jing'er can't take it anymore?" Qu Yao looked down, and kicked away the big steamed bun with a calm face.He rubbed his nose, his expression indifferent, even if such a major mistake occurred, Qu Yao's aura is still strong.

"What else do you want to do?! You'll be out in a while! What if the people behind this find out that we are pretending?" Ning Jingzhou was about to cry angrily.

"It doesn't matter, if the examiner asks me later, he will say that I suffer domestic violence every day at home, and one of my mother's 'grandmas' is blown up."

Qu Yao still raised her head up, her aura was not affected in any way.

Tranquility Boat: "..."

The author has something to say: Famous women's clothing is achieved!

Thank you baby for your support!This article is the first one in Jinjiang, so I will definitely not cheat you~

Everyone, don’t be too annoying, haha, this part has a lot to do with Changbai in the back, and it can even be said to directly lead to the plot of Changbai in the back~

Special thanks to Gu Nianzhi for the nutrient solution╭(╯ε╰)╮