The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"It makes people modify their destiny halfway, but they can't stick to it. It's worth not to look at the fate chart." After Nanshi was beaten, Chi You was finally able to talk to him properly.

Now Nan Shi is so well-behaved that he can remove the word 'baby' in the middle of 'bunny'. He nodded repeatedly and raised his hand to ask: "The fate chart was changed beyond recognition by a barefoot ①, because the technology is so bad that Father Tiandao doesn't agree with this fate. The chart, the fate chart has changed after being stable for a period of time, so there is no need to read it... Is this what you mean?"

"Brother, should we simply ignore this kind of horoscope? There is no way to deal with it? Or can I do this when I get promoted and change my horoscope freely?" Nan Shi grabbed the turtle shell for a while. He drew a fortune chart on it, and the corners of the servants' eyes twitched as they watched, the secret treasure of the sect was being used like this-could it be that there was not enough pen, ink, paper and inkstone!Master, please stop!The servants will get it for you now! ! !

But Chi You didn't speak, everyone could only bow their heads and remained silent, only Qing Lan was still steady, her hands that applied medicine to the big bag on Nan Shi's head were steady, without shaking at all.

Chi You didn't mind Nan Shi's painting on the turtle's shell, as long as it wasn't used as a brick to hit people, he thought it was acceptable.

He raised his hand to beckon, Nan Shi leaned over, Chi You tapped on the turtle shell, hit the Ming Palace above, raised his eyebrows and asked, "You think so?"

"No." Nan Shi pondered and said, "Since the horoscope has not been changed, then what lies ahead is nothing but bubbles in the water, and dew in the mirror is just fleeting."

He felt that no matter what the previous horoscope was changed to, the final result would be that the horoscope returned to its original state.After the reform of the Mongolian management system, whether the children and grandchildren are full of happiness or not, anyway, the world has changed, and now I see him building the main building, seeing him entertaining guests, and seeing his building collapse②.

Among those who should not enjoy, those who should not have but enjoy, have, Tiandao Dad is very good, if you find out that you have been cheated by someone today, you will be punished tomorrow, from those who change their fate to those who enjoy their fate, none of them let go.

Chi You nodded: "A child can be taught."

Chi You seldom praised Nanshi, but this compliment made Nanshi feel embarrassed. He did not hesitate to show the skills that an adult social animal should have - tout each other: "Didn't senior brother say that everything is done with determination?" , no matter the reason, it’s because the senior taught well.”

Chi You reached out and nodded at Nan Shi's eyebrows, and said flatly, "Don't be arrogant."

"Hmm... Wait, brother, I still have a question." Nan Shi lowered his head and drew a few strokes on the turtle shell. When the stars changed, he felt something was wrong again, and frowned slightly.

Without hesitation, Nan Shi did some calculations with the copper coins and ruled out some options.

Chi You stood by his side, looking down at his deduction. After a few repetitions, Nan Shi unexpectedly deduced the man's modified natal chart. He bit the pen and quickly pulled over a white sheet. On the paper, draw the person's original horoscope and compare the two horoscopes before and after: "Brother, is this person's changed horoscope like this? There are auspicious stars such as Wenqu, Taiyang, Lucun, etc. that will shine...it's not worth it, because all the auspicious stars have gone to the Six Parents Palace."

The Palace of Six Parents is also the collective name of the Palace of Fate, the Palace of Husband and Wife, the Palace of Brothers, the Palace of Children, the Palace of Servants, and the Palace of Parents.

"I think his previous horoscope is actually quite good. He is upright and intelligent. Although he is a bit of a lone star, he can achieve good results by himself..." Nan Shi was still a little regretful about the other party's horoscope: "Lian What's wrong with chastity entering the palace of prosperity, martial arts guarding career, crape myrtle in wealth, a life of wealth and honor!"

Nanshi's original horoscope was not that good. The main thing was that he would have enough food and clothing throughout his life, but he didn't have much money.Not to mention after the change, the kind where the master dies suddenly has no future.

Chi You pondered slightly, raised his hand to hold Nan Shi's hand, and wrote the word 'Lianzhen' under the migration palace: "There are no two fate charts, the fate bones do not match, and the twin stars of Lianzhen appear."

"Ah?" Nan Shi looked at the horoscope and murmured, "Isn't it? Such a mental retardation? How dare such a barefoot thing change someone's life?"

These two are very basic problems, and the corresponding solutions are very simple.

First of all, stars will not reappear on the same natal chart. The stars may not appear, but they will never reappear, whether it is a lucky star or a secondary star. Just be careful not to collide when modifying the natal chart.

The second one is even more funny. Take Xingxian as an example. His life is precious, but his bones are too light to hold his life.However, this is just unstoppable, no matter how serious or not, they are all hit by Guo Xingxian and belong to Guo Xingxian.The mismatch of life bones means that A's fate is given to B, and it is not a person's thing at a glance.

The easiest solution is to directly change the four-column horoscope based on the revised horoscope. Although the time of birth is an immediate cause, you can go to the police station to change it. There are so many people in the world, and Father Tiandao has no time to give you one by one. Calculate.

Of course, this operation can be guaranteed for a lifetime if you are lucky, but if you are not lucky, you can only protect it for a while.

But Father Tiandao's time is enough for ordinary people to use for a lifetime.

Nan Shi also doubted these two points when he reversed the fate chart, but he felt that he made a mistake and put in a more reasonable choice. There is electricity. After checking for a long time and making a bunch of academic inferences, I finally found that the electric pen was broken.

Chi You chuckled lightly: "Who said it wasn't?"

Nan Shi felt his ears a little itchy. He touched his ears subconsciously, but accidentally touched Chi You's cheek. The ice-cold jade skin slipped past his fingertips. Somehow he felt a little embarrassed: " ……Feel sorry."

Chi You let go of the situation, straightened up, and he touched the turtle shell: "If you are interested in this matter, go and try it."

Nan Shi's eyes lit up: "Really? Brother, you won't lie to me? Why do I always feel that if I get involved, I will be struck by lightning?"

"If you can make the sky thunder fall, it would be a good thing." Chi You looked at Nan Shi with a smile that was not a smile, with a feeling of 'you are dreaming', so that Nan Shi touched his nose guiltily: "... ... also oh."

With one hand behind his back, Chi You yawned lazily: "Okay, if there's nothing wrong, then step back... Don't burn those things at home in the future, I have a headache."

"Yes, Senior Brother." Nan Shi straightened his expression and responded respectfully, then raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice: "Then how does our family pay the monthly money?"

"..." Chi Youju looked condescendingly at Nan Shi, Nan Shi's scalp tingled immediately, and he left without thinking: "Then senior, rest well, Nan Shi will resign!"

Seeing that Nan Shi ran away like a rabbit and disappeared without a trace, Chi You ordered: "...Let the accountant go to the young master, and ask the young master to ask any questions, so that you don't have to think about it all day long."

Qinghe suppressed a smile and said: "Yes, Lord of the Mountain."

"Shanzhu, will you continue to pay the young master the monthly money tomorrow?" Qinghe asked again.

Chi You looked at the dark night sky outside the window, and said in a low voice: "Forget it, for the sake of this bastard's benefit, let him go for a while."

"Yes." Qinghe's eyes fell on the umbrella Nanshi sent: "Shanzhu, the umbrella sent by the young master..."

"...Let's put it aside."

***

With Chi You's consent, Nan Shi naturally pretended to be tearful, pretending to hold an umbrella, and appeared on the only way that old ghost must pass - how did he know, nonsense, forget it.

There is one thing to say, this is good for learning fortune-telling, not to mention the rich and powerful, just do the math casually if you are looking for people and things, and you don’t need a high level, you can solve the hexagrams by looking at the hexagrams.

It's just that the hexagram said that he could squat down to people, but the time was within half a day, and the specific time was not specified. It made Nanshi's feet almost numb. He just sat down on the curb, far away. A blue shadow rushed out.

The blue shadow flitted past Nanshi. When he saw Nanshi, he couldn't stop or say hello. He ran away like the wind—Nanshi also saw clearly that this person was the old ghost he was looking for. .

There was a 'ding dong' in Nan Shi's mind, which seemed to indicate that someone was about to appear.

In the next second, a red shadow chased after him, and said to Nan Shi, who was sitting on the curb without any image, sadly: "Don't get in the way, I saw this person first."

Fuck, it turned out to be a ghost.

The other party's expression was a little crazy, and he greedily looked up and down Nan Shi, but when he saw Qing Ying and Qing Lan behind Nan Shi, there was a trace of pity in his eyes.

Apparently, this ghost has already half-stepped into the devil's path.

Nan Shi said that Father Tiandao held grudges, but he didn't expect that Father Tiandao had already arranged someone for him after a while.

"I'm passing by, please do as you please." Nan Hai waved his hand, and turned on the phone out of boredom.

"Really...hehe." Li Gui gave a strange laugh.

"Malu, does your family drive? I also need you to take care of the takeaway?" Nan Shi actually ordered a takeaway. Didn't he wait for too long? He was hungry.

With all due respect, he has a bit of a toothache.

There is a rule in the fortune-telling industry, that is, don’t ask if you don’t ask, the implication is that the owner needs to ask for advice, so that the fortune-telling gentleman can get involved. In a deeper sense, it is the theory of cause and effect.

Nan Shi purposely came to squat this old ghost, just to let the old ghost beg him again, so that he could justifiably intervene. Looking at it now, it is too late for the other party to escape, and there is a great possibility that he will not be able to escape. He still plays Shit.

If he changes someone's horoscope without authorization, he will steal God's attention to him, and if he is unlucky enough to drink water and get stuffed between his teeth, he will just change his surname to Chi You!

Li Gui took a deep look at Nan Shi, then dodged to chase after him.

It is late at night, and the place is remote, and there is no one on the road.

Qing Lan leaned over to take a look, she thought ordering takeaway was Nan Shi's excuse: "Master, do you want your servant to save him?"

"Forget it." Nan Shi smacked his mouth: "Don't go, let's see if he has this life."

"Yes, sir."

Qing Ying also came up, and Xian Xianyu pointed to a nearby barbecue stall that was still open: "Master, shall we have a supper?"

Nan Shi was very moved when he saw the other party's super high evaluation, but when he thought of the hexagram, he shook his head: "Then I'll add another order of takeaway, and wait here for another two hours, if the other party doesn't come back Never mind."

"Yes."

Half an hour later, Nanshi's two takeaway orders came, one for barbecue and one for double skin milk. The takeaway guy may be well-informed, so it's not surprising why he still wears ancient costumes for cosplay in the middle of the night , opened his mouth and reported the end number of the mobile phone, and after confirming that he had sent it to the wrong person, he said indifferently, "Please give me a five-star praise", and then stepped on the little e-Donkey and left.

Nan Shi wasn't particularly particular about virtue, so he found a bench nearby and started eating, while eating, he complained to Qingying Qinglan: "What kind of spicy chicken horoscope did I change at the time... It was not easy for senior brother to agree to it once. , In the end, the victim will be eaten, even if Tiandao's father rewards him, I can't pull him out of the ghost's stomach, right?"

Qinglan shook her head and said: "Time is fate, young master don't worry too much."

"That's the reason, but I'm just a little upset." Nan Shi was still holding the skewer with one hand, and tapped the void with the other, a golden light burst out, and then he fell silent again.

Nan Shi sighed heavily, took out three skewers of chicken wings and stuck them on the ground. With a flick of his finger, three yin fires were ignited at the tips of the skewers. Sky: "Father Tiandao, please give me some face! Let me open the secret map of Luoshu, what's wrong! I swear I won't change his life as head office! Just let me see if he will die today, okay?!"

"This chicken wing is 15 yuan a bunch! Three skewers are a total of 45! Can you save face?!"

As soon as the voice fell, a little golden light burst out from Nan Shi's fingertips, and the secret picture of Luo Shu that Nan Shi always wanted to open but couldn't open was instantly displayed, but in just a second, Nan Shi had just seen Luo Shu clearly The content on the secret map is gone.

Really let him see.

Nan Shi himself was shocked for a while, and three words popped out of his mouth after being stunned for a while: "Just... okay?"

"Thank you Father Tiandao!" Nan Shi clasped his hands together, thanking him very sincerely, and then learned to show the secret map of Luoshu for only a second, put down his hands in an instant, and continued to lick it as if nothing had happened.

Qingying: "...Master? You...?"

Qinglan said what Qingying had left to say: "...is it really okay for you to be like this?"

Nan Shi put the duck sausage skewers into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Let's just make a cutscene, don't worry too much, next time I buy a whole set meal and offer it to Father Tiandao!"

The second daughter: "..."

Although Chi You, as the owner of the mountain and Nanshi's senior brother, did not show any good attitude towards the way of heaven towards Nanshi, but that was also based on Chi You's own strength, and the servants in the family were used to it.

But this attitude is really frightening for Nan Shi!Especially when Tiandao still responds!

Qingying silently took a bite of the beef skewer, and exchanged glances with Qinglan.

...Since she followed Nanshi, the number of times she and Qinglan looked at each other almost exceeded the sum of the previous thousand years!

***

When Nan Shi ate the last skewer of pork bones, the old ghost he had been waiting for for a long time finally appeared in front of his eyes in embarrassment.

His condition is not very good, his entire left hand is gone, half of his body is stained red with blood, his face is so pale that it has turned blue, but he still respectfully bowed his head to Nan Shi, and said: "I have seen Nan Shi gentlemen."

Nan Shi patted the crumbs on his clothes, but he didn't stand up anymore - anyway, his image was gone, so why pretend to be a force?

He looked up at the old ghost, hoping that he could understand what he meant in seconds: "Mr. Zhou doesn't seem to be very well."

"Yes, I hope Mr. Nan will save me." Zhou Ren lowered his head and said.

He just gave up a hand to deceive that ghost, but it can't be too long, maybe the other party will catch up after a few words - eat his hand, it will be easier to catch him.

He didn't know how he provoked that ghost. The ghost appeared inexplicably, without a trace, and wanted to kill him like crazy.

Nan Shi looked at him encouragingly, and said, "How do you want me to save you?"

"..." These words were a bit inexplicable, but Zhou Ren seemed to understand, and quickly said: "I hope Mr. Nan will do the math for me. Can I solve this catastrophe? Afterwards, I will have a lot of money to thank you sir!"

"Of course it's possible." Nan Shi got up, pointed behind Zhou Ren from a distance, and his fingertips crossed his shoulders, barely touching the eyebrows of Li Gui who had arrived behind him at some point. "Friend, did you hear me, I have to save this man."

The ghost who was held by him showed his sharp teeth, and smiled miserably: "Then I'll eat you too."

Nan Shi said without warning: "It is said in the hexagram that you will suffer a bloody disaster today."

Before Li Gui could say anything in the future, Nan Shi took out a tortoise shell out of nowhere and slapped it on his forehead. Falling down softly, passed out.

Nanshi Sri slowly wiped the blood stains on the tortoise's shell with the oil-stained napkin that had just wiped his mouth, nodded and said, "It's really easy to use, whatever it is."

"..." This is not the young master who uses it that way.

Nan Shi finished wiping, as if he remembered something, he turned to the second daughter and said, "Don't tell my senior brother, this is an order."

"...Yes, young master, this servant obeys."

Zhou Ren stared at Nan Shi dumbfounded, Nan Shi brushed off the hem of his clothes in a gentle manner, and gestured: "Mr. Zhou, please come with me."

"……it is good."

He began to doubt - did he ask the wrong person?

Is this Mr. Nan really a fortune teller?Why did he feel like he was using fortune-telling to seek wealth and murder?

If he doesn't follow this Mr. Nan, will this Mr. Nan also say: According to the hexagram, you will have a bloody disaster today?

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I’m late, I only have [-] words left QAQ

①Barefoot: A derogatory term for unreliable and unskilled novices, similar to barefoot doctors, barefoot drivers, etc.

②Seeing him rising from a tall building...: This passage comes from the lyrics of "Peach Blossom Fan"