The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Nan Shi is not stupid.

He burned the ingots at the door of his house, and ran away after burning, without hesitation, when Chi You ordered people to come out to catch Nanshi, Nanshi disappeared, saying that he had been to Xingxian's house to play, and went directly to Xingxian at night. I go to work in the store, and if I have fun with Guo Xiaoxian, I will stay at his house at night, and I will come back when I have enough fun.

After all, the hexagram said that if you don't run, you will be a big murderer, if you run, you will be a minor murderer, and if you don't run away, you will be beaten to paralysis, but if you run, you will get hit twice at most, of course Nan Shi will run!

The hexagram also said that Guo Xingxian is at home!I'm bored!You can play with him!

This is great!

Qinglan and Qingying looked at each other, feeling quite a bit headache--Young Master knew that burning ingots would anger the Mountain Lord, so why are you still burning them?

He obviously did it on purpose!

Chi You heard the servant's report and sneered coldly: "The young master is right. It's the Chinese New Year, and it's time to pay the monthly money... He thought it would be useful if he ran away?"

"..." Qinghe trembled, and lowered his head even lower: "Do you want this servant to bring the young master back?"

"No need." Chi You squinted his eyes: "It was my negligence to go and check the warehouse. As a young master, he doesn't have any monthly money, so let's make it up for him now."

"……Yes."

***

Guo Xingxian clearly heard the knock on the door, but when he opened the door, there was no one there.

He closed the door strangely, but just as he closed it, there was another knock on the door. The sound was hurried, and it sounded very impatient.

"Who?!" Guo Xingxian turned around and opened the door, only to see that there was still no one outside... Could it be that the kid next door came to make trouble?

The problem is that there are no children next door.

He walked out of the gate and was going to see if the iron gate of the courtyard was not closed, when a gust of wind suddenly came and made him shiver, when he heard Nan Shi's voice shouting: "Guo Xingxian!"

Guo Xingxian subconsciously turned her head, the Yanghuo on her shoulders was suppressed, and Nan Shi's shadow appeared in front of her eyes.Nan Shi smiled and waved at him: "Guoer! Here!"

"Slot, so it's you." Guo Xingxian walked over cursingly, and subconsciously wanted to reach out to pat Nan Shi on the shoulder, but Nan Shi took a step back and avoided his hand.

Nan Shi said helplessly: "How many times have I told you, don't touch me casually, and you are not in your godfather's temple, so I panicked seeing you."

Guo Xingxian's bones are too light, and it is easy to hit evil spirits. He is such a big ghost.

He dared to come today mainly because the hexagram said he could come, but he was not sure about the specific factors, so he just showed his face.

Qinglan and Qingying stood around Nanshi. It was much easier for them to let Guo Xingxian see it than Nanshi. At this moment, in Guo Xingxian's eyes, they were two beautiful girls who were no different from ordinary people. , but Nan Shi could only see a vague red shadow.

It's like the world seen by a person who is short-sighted with a few hundred degrees of polarized light and suddenly takes off his glasses.

"Hi, young ladies!" Guo Xingxian and Qingying Qinglan greeted each other, and then forcibly embraced Nan Shi's shoulders: "My godfather gave me a talisman, so I won't be so easily hit by evil spirits." La! Come on, follow me into the house!"

"Then you didn't say it earlier!" Nan Shi put his backhand on Guo Xingxian's shoulder with a particularly unconscionable backhand when he heard it, and swept the other Yanghuo on his shoulder along the way, so that Guo Xingxian could see it more clearly He: "What are you doing today? Why do I feel that you seem so boring?"

"...I just got up from the bed, what do you think?" Guo Xingxian looked at Nan Shi disdainfully: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

...It makes sense, but he couldn't refute it.

Nan Shi shrugged, consciously slipping his tongue.

Guo Xingxian opened the door, and Nan Shi was about to step in when someone suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

Nan Shi and Guo Xingxian both heard it, and they were all taken aback, only to see an old man in a casual Tang suit rushing down from the second floor with a Tai Chi sword in his hand. There is no sense of disobedience in the special effects of flying through the clouds and driving the fog.

"Where did you come from! How dare you lie to my descendants! Take the old man's sword!" The old man held the Tai Chi sword and hit Nan Shi's face. , and clamped the Tai Chi sword between his two fingers.

Nan Shi subconsciously shouted: "Qingying, stop!"

Only then did Qingying stop her counterattack gesture, but instead of letting go of the opponent's sword, she snatched it backhanded.

Guo Xingxian looked at the old man in front of him in bewilderment, looked at that familiar face, and then remembered after a long time: "Grand... grandpa?"

Taigong means great grandfather.

"Didn't you... long ago?" Guo Xingxian pointed to the family portrait hanging in the center of the living room, which was taken when he was young, exactly four generations, and the pair of old people sitting in the middle are his grandparents.

His grandpa and grandma passed away before he was ten years old. Although more than ten years had passed, Guo Xingxian still remembered how his grandpa coaxed him to play with him when he was young.

The old man is just putting on a posture. He is usually an old man who likes Taiji sword... Old ghost, it is true that his hands and feet are a little more agile, which means that his cultivation has increased a little with the time after death. Standing up and piercing him sometimes, he may not be able to wear it.

He pointed at Xingxian and said: "Bullshit! Of course I'm dead long ago! Have you been fascinated by ghosts, you brat! You dare to invite ghosts into your house! Don't want to live anymore?!"

Guo Xingxian looked at the old man in a daze, and suddenly rushed over and hugged him with a groan. Before he could cry, he heard the old man say repeatedly: "Hot hot! Let go! Brat, hurry up and hug him!" Let go!"

Before Guo Xingxian could react, she was torn away by Nan Shi: "Okay, don't bother your grandpa! The amulet your godfather gave you is more powerful, and your grandpa can't stand it."

"...Oh." Guo Xingxian wiped the moisture from his eyes uselessly: "Grandfather, so you have been at home all the time...why didn't you say it earlier!"

The old man was about to scold a few words, 'I can't hear you', but he suddenly reacted, and said quickly: "You! Get out! I don't agree with you entering my house!"

Guo Xingxian quickly explained: "Grandpa, don't get me wrong, this is my roommate Nanshi, he came to our house before! It's not an accident, he became a ghost, he won't harm me! "

"My godfather has seen him too! It's all right!"

Only then did the old man's face settle down, and he took a closer look at Nan Shi: "...No way! Just put out your two fires at him, if you didn't have your godfather's amulet, you bastard should be here now Lie down! You know what a fart! A normal ghost and a fierce ghost are not the same thing, and the ghost will go crazy and kill whoever is close to it!"

"Nanxiao won't harm me!" Guo Xingxian grunted, and called out his nickname: "It was an accident, and it's not that I want to become a ghost!"

"I don't care! Anyway, this is my house, I won't let him in!" The old man said with a stern face: "You are not allowed to let him in, even if you are not afraid of death, you have to think about your parents! Your grandma has a lot Now that you are old, you are not afraid of her bumping into Sha!"

It makes sense for Nan Shi to think about it carefully, and he should pay attention to it, and said: "The grandfather is right, so I won't go in...Let's talk about video later!"

Guo Xingxian muttered a few words, then turned to his grandfather and said, "Then grandfather, I'm going to play in Nanshi's store, and I won't come back for dinner tonight!"

After all, he didn't wait for his grandfather's consent, so he hurriedly dragged Nan Shi out. Because there were two big Buddhas, Qingying and Qinglan, the old man couldn't come up at all, so he could only jump in anger and watch eagerly. Guo Xingxian left.

After leaving the courtyard outside the door, the sun outside had already risen. Nan Shi held up a paper umbrella for himself, reached out and poked Xingxian: "Aren't you going to say a few more words to your grandpa?"

Guo Xingxian turned her head left and right, and extinguished the ignited fire: "My grandfather lives at home. I have mastered the method. When I get home, I will see if I turn my head more often... don't worry."

He went on to say: "It's rare to see you, it's as if you're dead... well, you're dead, but it's not like you can't send text messages, so why don't you brag about me when you have nothing to do?"

Nan Shi shrugged: "I'm busy!"

This is the truth.

"Okay." Guo Xingxian said.

There is still a little distance from here to Nanshi's shop. Nanshi took Guo Xingxian into the car, asked Qingying, and after getting an answer that would not affect Guo Xingxian, he opened the ghost road and took him in. go.

It was the first time for Guo Xingxian to enter the ghost way. He looked left and right in a strange way, but he didn't know what he saw. Suddenly he let out a small scream, and immediately stopped looking out of the window. He said weakly: "Nan Xiao, I If I have a heart attack, can you take me to the hospital?"

Nan Shi estimated the time: "Don't worry, I can send you to the emergency department of a hospital within the golden rescue time."

Hospital No. 1 is the abbreviation of the No.[-] civilian hospital in S city, and it is also the most reliable third-level hospital in S city.

"That's good." Guo Xingxian rubbed the position of her heart, looked left and right, and finally reached out to grab Nanshi's umbrella to play: "You thought of coming to me today? Evacuation?"

It's in the words of Guo Xingxian.

Nan Shi: "...you really are a crow."

"Okay, I'm relieved to hear that you're not doing well." Guo Xingxian half-opened the umbrella, poked her fingers on the surface, and said, "Come on, tell me to make your father and I happy. "

Nan Shi rubbed his nose: "Just... I sent some money to my senior brother, maybe I disturbed him, so I came out to hide."

"Isn't it good to give money to people? Is your senior brother poisonous? Do you know what my life goal is? Even when I'm lying down, someone will give me money!" Guo Xingxian got excited, and poked her finger on the umbrella with a snap There is a hole, he was stunned, looked at the vivid picture of mountains and rivers made by the master on the umbrella: "...then what, you tell me first, is this thing on the pedestrian street for 35 yuan a pair and [-] yuan?" That kind?"

"No." Nan Shi said coolly: "Congratulations, you are in debt of hundreds of millions - I took this from my senior brother's warehouse, my senior brother, understand? The old ghost of the Yong Dynasty, just take out a cup and saucer The kind that can sell for hundreds of millions.”

"Take a closer look at the seal on it? This is the work of Master Ying. It is Master Ying Yunying, the master of calligraphy and painting in the history open class."

Nan Shi was really not joking when he said this, the umbrella was indeed brought out by the family, but because the house was full of ghosts, there seemed to be hundreds of these 48-bone purple bamboo umbrellas, only a few more, anyway, there were all of them in a warehouse , plus there are two more on hand - otherwise Nan Shi wouldn't be willing to use it, would he?

Guo Xingxian threw the umbrella into Nanshi's arms, and stretched out his hand to hang Nanshi's neck: "Okay, then I can only say that money is not a life-threatening thing. If you, Master Nanshi, don't dislike me, I can only promise you with your body. Already!"

"Fuck off." Nan Shi tore off Guo Xingxian: "Whoever wants you to agree with me, it's no wonder your godfather didn't tear me alive!"

As soon as Nan Shi said something, he knew that he had made a slip of the tongue—it's over, it doesn't matter whether Guo Xingxian knows, the important thing is that it can't come out of his mouth!

"... Huh?" Guo Xingxian was a little puzzled: "Is this related to my godfather's business?"

Nan Shi could only chat with him: "It's normal, your family can't hit me, if you promise me with your body... Well, later on, your family will think that you have been sucked out of your energy when you meet a beautiful ghost! You say you Will godfather tear me up?"

Guo Xingxian rubbed his arms: "Hey, I almost forgot that you are gay!"

Nan Shi rolled his eyes, he must have been fooled by the situation.

I hope the thief will not remember his revenge!

Oh no, it should be called Father Tiandao at this moment.

Daddy loves me again!

The two talked nonsense for a while, and they had already reached the pedestrian street, and Qinglan drove the car to the parking lot.

The sun was already very high at the moment, and Nan Shi held up the paper umbrella that was broken because it was broken anyway and had several holes poked by Xingxian, and was scalded by the sun. , just a little uncomfortable.

Qing Lan wanted to exchange her umbrella with Nan Shi, but Nan Shi refused desperately, how could she let a girl be exposed to the sun!Although their cultivation base is high, they will feel uncomfortable even if they are exposed to the sun. All in all, they are not fatal, and there is nothing to endure.

Guo Xingxian saw that his forehead was covered with sweat, he stretched out his hand to try the sunlight falling from the umbrella hole, it felt warm, and there was nothing wrong with it, but when he looked at the places where he was exposed to the sun His skin turned red, and he couldn't help feeling a little guilty: "Is it so uncomfortable?"

"...I will let you try if I have the chance."

Guo Xingxian immediately rolled her eyes, they just passed by a shop selling paper umbrellas, said "wait a minute" and went in.

Nanshi has visited this shop before, and a paper umbrella can cost thousands of dollars. It looks good, but it’s too expensive and can only be used as a parasol.

Not long after, Xingxian came out with a paper umbrella and handed it to Nan Shi: "I can't afford to pay for that antique of yours, let's make do with it first."

Nan Shi was thinking about the result, but unexpectedly, Qing Ying took a step forward and took the umbrella from Guo Xingxian's hand first, with a strange expression on his face: "Master, this umbrella..."

"Huh?" Nan Shi and Guo Xingxian both looked at Qingying: "Is there something wrong with this umbrella?"

Qingying organized her words, then looked at Guo Xingxian, as if she was sizing up something: "...For the time being, it's better not to open it, and I will talk to you in detail when I return to the shop."

Nan Shi nodded when he heard the words, while Guo Xingxian was a little strange, looking at Nan Shi vigilantly: "Don't try to hit me again! No money!"

He immediately took a backhand from the inferior umbrella sold by the vendor at the door, and paid Nan Shi to put it on: "That's it!"

Nan Shi didn't dislike it, took the umbrella, and was not in a hurry to go back to the shop. Guo Xingxian hadn't had breakfast yet, so the two of them just walked along the pedestrian street and ate, and when they got to the shop, both of them were full Had to hiccup.

Nan Shi then said: "Qingying, is there any problem with the umbrella?"

Qing Ying handed the umbrella to Nan Shi: "Master, you will know once you try it."

Nan Shi opened the umbrella suspiciously, and a cloud of Yin Qi fell from the umbrella in an instant. This Yin Qi was not as creepy as that of a ghost, but more like the feeling of moonlight. It was quiet and cold, and instantly made Nan Shi wonder One startled.

"What?" Guo Xingxian looked at Nanshi with a silly face, and was about to come over to watch together, but was stopped by Qingying: "Young Master Guo, it's better not to get close."

Nan Shi felt very comfortable: "What is this?"

"This umbrella has a lot of origins. The ribs of the umbrella look like bamboo, but they are actually made of jade." Qingying explained: "Jade is divided into yin and yang, and the strange thing is that the ribs of this umbrella are all made of the same piece of yin jade." Out of... The place where this jade comes from must be extraordinary. It has been refined by moonlight all year round, so it can be said to be a first-class magic weapon. However, this thing is yin, and it is not good for living people. Please be careful, young master, and don't put it in an umbrella. Down."

"...?" Nan Shi: "A magic weapon? You mean this umbrella is of the same type as Suantian?"

"Yes." Qingying replied: "My servant congratulates the young master for getting this treasure."

Nanshi looked at Guo Xingxian, and Guo Xingxian surrendered with both hands: "I just found the most expensive one. The store said it was made of jade. It cost me more than 2 yuan!"

"Then do you want to take it back? It seems quite valuable." Nan Shi put away the umbrella and asked.

Guo Xingxian glanced at Nan Shi with contempt: "Why do I want it? Would you like to enjoy the sunny barbecue with you earlier?"

"...That's true." Nan Shi was not polite when he heard the words, and played with the handle of the umbrella happily. The more he touched the umbrella, the more he felt that the ribs were warm and comfortable in his hand: "Then I will accept it, just treat it as me I borrowed it, and I will return it to you when you hang up later."

"Get out!" Guo Xingxian suddenly said again: "No, is this shop trying to trick me? It is not good for living people. If I use it myself, will I die suddenly?... Come on, Nanshi, follow me to find a place go!"

Qing Ying hurriedly smoothed things over: "Master, Master Guo, this item is precious, it can be said that it is rare to see it in a hundred years, if the store knows what this item is capable of, it is definitely not that it will not be sold easily."

Nan Shi also nodded: "Yes, no wonder I figured it out today and said I was looking for you. It turned out to be waiting for me here! This umbrella is destined for me, and it's just a formality in your hands. Don't worry about it. care."

Nan Shi cherished the umbrella and changed the topic: "By the way, Qingying, what is this umbrella made of? It doesn't look like silk."

The umbrella surface looks like yellowish oiled paper, but it doesn't feel like paper, and its light transmission is much better than oiled paper. It is very thin, and it feels like creamy, warm to the touch.

The painting on the umbrella surface is a picture of plum blossoms, and the coloring is very delicate. When Nan Shi looked closely, he didn't see any bumps in the paint. Even when he picked it with his fingers, there was no sign of fading or damage. Those that grow on umbrellas, not painted on.

"Could it be the legendary ivory that is drawn into silk and then woven?" Guo Xingxian also reached out and touched it, feeling the magical texture.

Qingying smiled slightly: "Young Master, it's human skin."

"Fuck!" Nan Shi threw the umbrella 800 meters away in an instant, and went to the back to wash his hands cursing with Guo Xingxian - both of them wanted to chop off their cheap claws!What are you touching! ! !

***

Guo Xingxian played here all day at Nanshi, and left reluctantly at night after dinner. In order not to arouse suspicion, Nanshi opened the shop during the day, but no one came in, calling Qing Lan secretly made a little trick to make people ignore his shop subconsciously, lest some tourists with relatively light horoscopes get knocked into the door.

As the old saying goes, he is here to make money, not to kill.

Nanshi didn't plan to open a shop at night. He skipped a day of class and had to make up for it when he got home. Thanks to his tutor, there would be no such situation where he would bow his head to pick up an eraser and never understand the class again.

The jade bone umbrella was held by Qing Ying, Nan Shi planned to give this umbrella to his senior brother Shi - he didn't have the good fortune to use a human skin umbrella, he wouldn't even give it to him for nothing!

With this umbrella, I hope his senior brother can turn the hexagram of Xiaojiu into a flat hexagram!

As soon as Nan Shi came home, he very consciously went directly to his senior's yard: "Senior brother, please see Nan Shi."

Chi You embraced the thin quilt and read on the bed, raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "Call him in."

"Yes, Mountain Lord."

As soon as Nan Shi entered the door, seeing Chi You's expression, he took a lot of effort to run away without running away. He pretended to be okay and went forward to salute Chi You: "I have seen you, brother, today I got a magic weapon. I want to dedicate it to my brother."

Chi You said lightly: "Oh? I thought Mr. Nan was going to pay me another early year."

"..." Nan Shi smiled awkwardly: "I was joking in the morning, please forgive me, brother."

Well, he admitted that he was out for revenge this morning.

Who made Chi You inexplicably treat him coldly.

Before Chi You could speak, Nan Shi hurriedly winked at Qingying, and upon seeing this, Qingying stepped forward holding an umbrella and offered it above her head: "The Lord of the Mountain."

Chi You could see the beauty of this umbrella at a glance. His slender fingers slid across the surface of the umbrella, and raised his eyebrows in surprise: "It's really a good thing."

But it's only limited to 'good stuff', it's a bit better than those garbage in Nanshi, but it's also limited.

Nan Shi laughed and said, "This is an apology to Senior Brother. I hope Senior Brother will forgive me once. Next time I will never dare again."

Chi You waved his hand, and Qingying handed the umbrella to Qinghe who was standing beside him: "Forget it."

"You reminded me, you came under my family, although you don't have to worry about food and clothing, but I didn't send you monthly money, it was my negligence."

Nan Shi hurriedly said: "It's not my fault, brother, I didn't need paper money before..."

Chi You raised his hand, Nan Shi suddenly fell silent, the door behind him was opened, and a series of servants carried camphorwood boxes and filed in.

The box seemed to be very light, making almost no sound when placed on the ground.

"Open." Chi You's thin lips parted slightly, revealing a hint of playfulness.

Following his words, the wooden box was opened, revealing the gold ingots stacked in a long string.Accountant Zhao also came in, and he reported: "Shanzhu, they are all here."

"Report to the young master."

"Yes." Accountant Zhao showed a big smile: "Master, there are 12 gold ingots here, and your monthly money is [-] ingots of gold ingots according to the usual practice. The old slave was negligent before and didn't inform the young master. Your previous monthly money has been deposited in the accounting room...The mountain master ordered the old slave to make up some more, and it is all here."

Nan Shi: "...Brother?"

Chi You said casually: "You didn't need it before, but now that you can use it, I will replenish it for you."

No, why does he need paper money? !It's not living in the underworld!If Chi You really wanted to give some money, it would be more practical to give him a set of dusty tea sets in the warehouse for him to resell!

Before Nan Shi could say his refusal, two more maidservants came in, holding a huge brazier.

A trace of something bad came to Nan Shi's mind: "Then what, brother, I still have to go to class, I'll..."

"Stand, I'll only burn a hundred pieces for you." Chi You said with a light smile.

A maid took out a stack of ingots from the wooden box, unfolded them one by one, and threw them into the brazier.

Immediately, a huge gold ingot fell from the head and hit Nan Shi on the head.Before Nan Shi could scream, he heard Chi You say, "Don't worry, I won't kill you."

Money rained down from the sky, and Nan Shi was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms. Just as he was about to hide under the desk to avoid the limelight, he was held down by two maidservants.

Nan Shi felt that he might die today.

He was crushed to death by gold ingots.

...Also... It can be regarded as another kind of wish fulfillment.