The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

'He' is different from Chi You.

The current Chi You is calm and calm, with the peace and laziness of Qian Fan after passing through the world, but the one in front of him is burning like a fire, it is not difficult to imagine how presumptuous and arrogant he is when he opens his eyes .

Now that he has become a corpse, he is still so beautiful that it is almost miserable.

Nan Shi stared at him intently, even a little hopeless and wanted to cry.

Chi You hugged him and brought him into the coffin.

The inner and outer coffins are actually very big. Even if they are covered with nine floors, there is still a bed that is close to the size of a double bed where Chi You's body is lying. Let go! I'm wearing shoes!"

"It's okay."

Nan Shi shook his head: "Don't go down..."

Chi You said flatly: "I won't jump up."

"..." Nan Shi said dumbfounded, "Am I afraid that he will jump up?!"

Chi You hooked the corners of his lips: "Isn't it?"

Nan Shi raised his face to look at him, and muttered in a low voice: "...it's just not well, just lie down and let's go down and do something."

Chi You raised his eyebrows slightly, and said amusedly: "I'm right here, do I still need to ask what 'him' means?"

Nan Shi was silent for a while, then touched Chi You's cheek: "Brother, don't be jealous, I still like you the most."

"..." Chi You was also silent for a while, and suddenly found himself speechless: "Nonsense."

Seeing this, Nan Shi smiled and kissed him on the lips: "Do you have to go down?"

"Ah."

"Okay." Nan Shi further flicked his feet and sent the sandals flying.Seeing this, Chi You patted his waist amusedly, signaling that he could go down.

Only then did Nan Shi let go of his hands and landed firmly in the coffin. He stepped on his feet and felt that the feel of the feet was not much different from that of a Simmons, so he couldn't help boasting: "It's quite comfortable."

Chi You landed beside him, and led him to the corpse, he said, "Sit down."

Nan Shi didn't know why, but he was still obedient.Chi You stood behind him, bent over and picked up a strand of long hair from the side, Nan Shi only felt that Chi You stroked his head, and asked with some doubts: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Don't worry about me." Chi You said lightly: "If you want, you can touch it."

Nan Shi swallowed: "Are you sure I won't poke your body out... corpse spots?"

After he finished speaking, he realized that there was ambiguity in it, and quickly explained: "...No, that's not what I meant. I mean, you won't poke marks with a little force, right?"

Chi You flicked Nanshi's ear, and said with a slight smile: "Even if it pokes out, I won't blame you."

"That won't work, I feel bad." Nan Shi said casually, and then wiped his face in a little embarrassment. It's really terrible——Chi You wouldn't think he wanted to rape a corpse, would he?

However, after the short-term embarrassment passed, Nan Shi couldn't restrain his ready to move again. He wanted to look back at Chi You, but asked Chi You to fix his head: "Be more honest."

"Brother, what are you doing?" Nan Shi asked curiously.

"It's nothing." Chi You finally got up from behind him, and pressed his palm on the top of Nan Shi's hair to follow his movements, which made Nan Shi tremble a little. Nan Shi turned his head to look and found that there was nothing behind him, and he couldn't see it at all. Just as Chi You was tossing about something, he stretched out his hand and touched the back of his head, only to find that a small piece of hair that he had managed to raise was actually short.

Nan Shi probably knew a little bit about it, but when he saw that Chi You didn't say a word, he felt that Chi You might be a little embarrassed, so he didn't speak again, and instead touched the back of his hand lightly.Nan Shi picked up the palm of his hand and poked it a little harder, and found that there were no corpse spots, so he boldly squeezed his hand completely.

It feels kind of magical.

Obviously half a year ago, he would faint from fright when he touched a corpse, but now he dares to sit in the same coffin with a corpse, and even dares to touch someone's hand.

Nan Shi chuckled, and with the other hand, he touched Chi You's fingertips standing beside him. Seeing that he had no intention of refusing, he also pulled it into his palm, and carefully compared the difference between a body and a soul. In the end, I found that it seemed to be similar—everyone was cold, and they all felt solid and soft to the touch.

The red long sleeves slid down to the arms following Nan Shi's movements, revealing a section of white wrist. Nan Shi even had the illusion that Chi You's body was still alive. He went to take his pulse, and saw There was no movement at all, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

Chi You looked at Nan Shi's actions quietly with downcast eyes, and some strange emotions came to his mind: "Aren't you afraid of corpses?"

"Your, I'm not too afraid." Nan Shi put the corpse's hand on his cheek: "As long as senior brother doesn't tell him to open his eyes suddenly."

Chi You opened his mouth to say something, but saw Nan Shi twitched his eyebrows, grabbed his sleeve with one hand, and looked at him with some hope: "Brother, sit down."

"...Well." Chi You sat beside Nan Shi, but Nan Shi simply pulled him to lie down, and saw Nan Shi lying between the two Chi You, with one arm around Chi You's body With the shoulder and the other hand hooking Chi You's waist, he said with a happy face, "Okay, I'm complete, hugging left and right, it's a blessing to everyone!"

Chi You: "...Oh?"

Nan Shi was overjoyed and touched Chi You's face frivolously: "Don't worry, brother, I still love you."

"..."

Nan Shi was immersed in illusory happiness, and asked Chi You: "By the way, brother, should we settle the matter?"

"No." Chi You replied.

"Hey, it's not that..." Nan Shi whispered, "I mean, should we hold a ceremony? Like getting married?"

For the last two words, Nan Shi's voice was almost gone.

Chi You didn't expect Nanshi to say this. He usually dares to whisper anything into his ear when he sees his words and deeds without restraint. Today, he talks about getting married but speaks cautiously. He looks like he has a heart but no guts.

"Marry me?" Chi You said calmly: "If you marry me, you will pay homage to my corpse, drink a cup of wine, and marry each other. If you enter the bridal chamber, you will have to wear seven death nails, which will be embedded on the golden dome. Day and night face each other, are you afraid?"

Nan Shi said: "It's okay? Look, I'm hugging him too... By the way, what is embedded in the golden roof?"

Chi You half put his arms around him, raised his other hand slightly, and slowly moved back to its original place like a bloody red cover, sealing them in the coffin.

The blue light lit up the surroundings, and Chi You lowered his eyelids, as if he was looking at him seriously, and explained lightly: "Take a thousand-year-old peach wood, polish it into nine-inch long nails, penetrate the limbs and five internal organs, and insert them into the nails. Up." ①

Nan Shi looked down at the vermilion roof.

This method is evil, it is not the operation of ordinary yin relatives at all.Sealing ghosts with peach wood, and nailing them to the limbs and internal organs, so that as long as a living person is alive, he can be killed on the spot, and even the soul cannot escape. No matter how it sounds, it sounds like the kind of forced relatives to marry and really want to send people to the west Only then did the extremely vicious operation.

In ancient times, yin relatives also had life and death. Most of them found a lonely man and woman. As long as he/she voluntarily married his own child, he or she would choose an auspicious day to worship with a memorial tablet, and from then on, the other party would be married. When viewed by one's own family, there are all adoptive heirs.

"Senior brother, are you bluffing me?" Nan Shi smiled and said, "I married you voluntarily. What kind of mahogany nails were nailed to nail me here? Do I just stay in the coffin every day waiting for you to pamper me?"

Nan Shi put his arms around the shoulder on the other side of his body: "Look, our coffin is very big. It's not too crowded for three people to lie on it. Can't I just lie on the side? Nail me to the coffin board... this Is it more than two meters high? Why don't you try it, go up to the top, hang your hand down, and I'll lie down and reach out to see if I can touch it?"

"I can't hold you in my arms, I can't even kiss you. Senior brother, what kind of weird idle play are you doing?" Nan Shi laughed out loud as he spoke——isn't he being played by Chi You every day now? ?

Nanshi can clearly say that his gluttonous body is so gluttonous!Haven't eaten yet!

Chi You: "...Aren't you afraid?"

"Not afraid."

Nan Shi's voice hadn't finished yet, Nan Shi only felt that the corpse hooked by the other hand seemed to move, he froze for a moment, and when he looked sideways, he saw a pair of blood-colored eyes staring at him coldly, Nan Shi's heart beat instantly Stopped, and immediately withdrew with lightning speed, put his hand on the opponent's shoulder, turned over and rolled into Chi You's arms: "Fuck——!"

"Brother, he opened his eyes!!!"

Chi You looked lazily at Nan Shi who was in his arms, and made a gesture to push him out: "Aren't you afraid? What are you hiding from?"

Nanshi hugged Chi You's waist tightly, and deeply realized that Chi You had a way to cure him. He buried his head in Chi You's arms, and even his clothes were pushed open by him: "I'm scared, I'm scared, senior brother Moved him! Can you quickly withdraw your supernatural powers! I will never dare again!"

A pair of cold hands rested on Nan Shi's waist, and he was sure that it wasn't the Chi You who was being held by him - the direction was wrong.

Nan Shi raised his head and opened his mouth to call Chi You for help, but the Chi You in front of him slowly pressed his fingertips on his lips: "Shhh—good boy."

Nan Shi already felt a dense layer of goosebumps popping up behind his ears, and a special aura told him that he was getting close, close... He was kissed lightly on the side of his neck, and then he seemed to be bitten The canine teeth pierced his skin, Nan Shi grabbed Chi You's skirt tightly, and Chi You thought he was going to say something to beg, but Nan Shi looked pitiful, and opened his mouth: "...the carotid artery here , Carefully bit through my artery, I will be able to lie down and seal the coffin for burial within 10 minutes."

Chi You said lightly: "Understood."

Nan Shi suddenly screamed in a low voice, he was dragged by the people behind him forcefully, his chin was firmly clenched by two cold fingers, 'Chi You' stared at him motionlessly with his bright red eyes, then bowed his head and forced him He opened his mouth and exchanged a bloody kiss with him.

Nan Shi's first reaction was 'my mother', the second was what was in his mouth, and the third reaction was... a little irritating - after all, the other party was also Chi You, so Nan Shi didn't feel disgusted at all.

But this kiss was also fleeting, 'Chi You' quickly let go of him, and lay back in his original position, as if he had never moved.

Nan Shi was so dumbstruck by the kiss, he wanted to touch his neck, but Chi You took the first step and applied some chilly ointment to the side of his neck, and Nan Shi slowly let out a breath: "Brother, don't Intentionally scare me, okay... Can you tell me in advance what you want to do? I'm really not very scared, but scaring people will scare people to death, okay?"

If Nanshi hadn't figured out that Chi You had staged a dark scene at this point, he wouldn't be alive, he could just wipe his neck and seal the coffin and lie down - as Chi You said, there are a lot of peach wood nails and ones embedded in the golden roof , the actually useful operation may be this bloody kiss.

Oh yes, there might be hair - didn't Chi You quietly cut his hair just now, didn't he?

His senior brother is also weird, and he doesn't know what kind of mentality it is.If he hadn't discovered it by himself, Chi You might not have planned to tell him at all, making him think it was just for fun.

Nan Shi rolled his eyes that he thought Chi You couldn't see. He was still thinking about when to hold a marriage ceremony with Chi You, but Chi You had already handled the matter in a hurry, and he was very good.

That being said, Nan Shi's ears were already red, and it continued to the inside of his clothes, but he refused to admit defeat and bluffed.

There was a little smile in Chi You's voice, and his fingers rubbed the wound on the side of his neck steadily and gently: "I will tell you in advance next time."

"Is there a next time?" Nan Shi couldn't help asking, would there be two more marriages?Or marry someone else later?

Chi You paused: "...There will be no next time."

Nan Shi lay in Chi You's arms, and couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed Chi You's lips, extremely lingering.Chi You raised his hand and pressed down on the back of his neck. Nanshi felt a little lack of oxygen due to the success of turning against customers.

"Brother, shall we go back?" He whispered.

Chi You gave him a sideways look, and said with a half-smile, "Mr. Nan, won't you stay here to enjoy the blessings of all people?"

"Let's forget it..." Nan Shi climbed up to his ear, the base of his ear was so red that he was about to bleed, his voice was so low that it was no different from nothing: "...I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it."

Chi You was silent for a moment, and couldn't help but patted Nan Shi's buttocks with one hand, and said helplessly, "What messed things have you been thinking about all day long?"

"Hmm... things on the bed?" Nan Shi put his arms around Chi You's neck, and kissed him heavily: "According to the procedure, should we enter the bridal chamber? Although this place is not bad, but... not too It's convenient, let's go back."

What Nan Shi actually wanted to say was what to do if Chi You's body gets dirty, do you still expect him to wipe the body and change clothes later?Need another bed sheet?Is he the one who has the ability to float in the air and do this?Or did he expect Chi You to come and change his coffin bedding?

No matter how troublesome you think, let's go back.

It was rare for Chi You to agree: "...it's really inconvenient."

As soon as he got outside, Nan Shi's face couldn't be covered, it was so red that it looked like something, and he still asked Chi You pretending to be normal: "Brother, have you seen my shoes?"

Nan Shi said that he was also looking for shoes, but after sitting on the coffin board and squinting his eyes for a long time, he found that his beloved sandals were pierced by two candlesticks - no wonder he didn't hear the sound of landing just now.

The two looked at each other and smiled involuntarily.

Nan Shi tilted his head towards Chi You, and said with a smile: "Then now we can only wrong Chi Shanzhu."

Chi You raised his eyebrows and said, "What does Mr. Nan want?"

Nan Shi considered it for a while: "If Lord Chi Shan doesn't mind, just carry me back."

Chi You didn't say any more, and easily hugged Nan Shi in his arms. The wooden sandals made a nice sound on the white jade bricks, and led him all the way back.

Their voices echoed in the empty tomb passage: "Brother, speaking of it, why did you not think about committing suicide back then? I always feel that it is not that simple. Is there some secret behind it, for example, other than the way of heaven to break the line of Zhaoyao Mountain, and then the dog emperor Come to Yemeng Tiandao, so he focused on targeting Zhaoyao Mountain, assassinating disciples and so on... Anyway, I'm fine now, so tell me..."

"Why don't Mr. Nan write a book?"

"I don't care, just tell me...don't tell me that you committed suicide just to wait for me, I can get goosebumps."

"There's nothing to say."

……

Thousands of years ago, Chi You was spying on the secrets of the sky, and the line of Zhaoyao Mountain would be cut off by him.At that time, he was young and energetic, seeking all kinds of dharmas and wanting to change his destiny, but he couldn't find it, so he could only watch his disciples pass away one by one, so he killed himself in a fit of anger, hoping for other changes.It's just that they didn't expect all the servants and maidservants to disobey his orders after burying him, and sacrificed themselves to the Lord, completely burying the Zhaoyao Mountain at that time.

Thousands of years later, Chi You didn't just wait in the mausoleum, he would pick up some predestined people from time to time, but unfortunately, no one could learn the secret method of Zhaoyao Mountain and the secret map of Luoshu, so as to continue the inheritance of Zhaoyao Mountain.

As the destiny said, the swaggering mountain chain will end with him.

But fortunately, he finally found a turning point - Nan Shi.

Divination is one way, seven points of destiny, three points of human luck.

However, even if the secrets are exhausted, there is still room for manpower.

And man will conquer nature.

【End of text】

The author has something to say:

① This method actually comes from "Pen Xian Da Sadako 2", you can find a cut, it is super scary

I think I’m a bit different from everyone’s definition of fanfare, so don’t rush to lose. Many people say that my fanfare is the main text. Even if I lose, I also suffer]

There are quite a lot of extra chapters, most of them are after Nan Shi’s sugar wedding, and there are not many chapters about Guo Xingxian

[The main reason is that I think my last paragraph is so well written that it is very suitable to be marked first when the main text is over].

The next book will focus on Fengshui, and it is expected to be released in early August → "The Metaphysics Boss Just Wants to Be a Salted Fish", the evil, charming, coquettish metaphysics boss X X sand sculpture rich second generation [try to write the character design in reverse to see 】

Little angels who don’t look at the main attack and only look at the main subject can squat down and write the next book about the subject of cultivating immortals → "I am Long Aotian’s tragic father [Transmigration Book]" is a more orthodox history of cultivation and leveling struggles. The old-fashioned Zongmen Secret Realm fights monsters, grabs natural materials, earth treasures, and experience in the world of mortals (but I like it), the protagonist is the strongest but not stronger