The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"You know a fart! This is a good object! Are you blind!"

"You know what a fart! If it's good, you'll pay for it!"

With a commercial smile, Nan Shi looked at the two old men in front of him who were arguing red-faced and spitting, and stretched out a pair of plain hands, and promptly changed Nan Shi for a cup of tea with a lid, so that he would not drink their saliva.

"Boss, tell me! Is this a good thing!" The two looked at Nan Shi in unison, like two black-bone chickens crossing their eyes.

Nanshi lifted the lid and fiddled with the tea slowly... oh no, it was a lemon slice, took a sip, cast a grateful look at Qingying, and then said lightly: "My tea, of course it is nice one."

The two old men glared at each other when they heard the words, and they raised their hands and drank the iced lemonade at the same time.

"Boss, pack it for me!"

"Be careful to buy a high imitation to make people laugh!"

"The real can not be fake, the fake can not be real!"

Seeing that the two old men started to quarrel again because of a hexagram ceremony given to him by an old ghost painter in the Qing Dynasty, Qingying asked with his eyes if he wanted to wrap it, Nan Shi nodded slightly, indicating that she could go wrap it.

During this period of time, due to some well-known reasons in the south, I came to open the door against the sun, but I have saved up a batch of good things, including but not limited to the paintings by the artist himself, but the brush and ink used in 2020 The new children's traditional Chinese painting set from Shanghai Paper Factory in [-] is a nicely carved piece, but the material is jadeite that just moved back from Myanmar a while ago and hasn't even had time to polish it...

In short, there are so many defects that can be seen at a glance, but the crafts make all the players look very confused.

It would be fine if these handicrafts imitate the brushstrokes of the paintings that big hands already have, but these are brand-new themes that I have never seen before, and they are even better than my own, and they are still orphans, which makes People are very confused.

Nan Shi is quite used to it. The beginning and the process of the story always have their own novelty, but the ending of the story is always the same: "Boss! Give me all these things! Don't leave any of them to him." !"

Nan Shi waved his hand: "Two pieces for one person, if there are too many, we won't sell them."

"How can you do business like this!"

"It's not short of money." Nan Shi replied lightly, and then let Qing Lan take over, and he went outside to continue his real handicraft business, two hundred for bracelets, sixty for pendants, buy two get one free .

The main reason is that this batch of small commodities from Yiwu are a bit outdated. Recently, the hand-made vegetables and dogs are popular. Nanshi asked a familiar low-end jade shop owner to buy one. It was thrown away yesterday, and it was sent by SF Express. Able to.

There is no place to put it without cleaning the counter!

After seeing off the two old men, Nan Shi also ordered: "It's too hot, give someone an umbrella, it's a free VIP gift."

Qinglan responded and went with her umbrella in her arms. Nanshi and Qingying finished the previous wave, and it was around three o'clock in the afternoon, the hottest day.

Qingying brought Nanshi the stewed medicine on the small stove, and Nanshi drank two big bowls without changing his face, and finally frowned, went to find juice to wash away the terrible smell in his mouth, and poured Ying took advantage of the situation and squeezed Nan Shi's arm, and said puzzledly: "...it's okay, why doesn't Mr. Wang stop taking this medicine? Have you been drinking it for a month?"

Nan Shi narrowed his eyes and smiled like a weasel who just stole eighteen chickens from the chicken coop: "In order to be able to eat meat in the future, I don't mind drinking two more bowls."

"The medicine is three-point poisonous. Mr. Wang prescribes so many medicines, and the mountain master doesn't care?" Qingying looked at Nan Shi suspiciously, always feeling that there was something in the words, but she didn't know what Nan Shi was referring to.

Chi You is in charge, if Chi You doesn't care, Nan Shi can drink this medicine like water - what?Don't want to give Chi You the impression that he's greedy for his body?

That is already in the past tense, there is no need to mention the past!

Just kidding, we've been together for more than a month, and we've been bumped a lot, but Nan Shi hasn't eaten Chi You yet!He is unwilling!

What age is this, you can't wait until the bridal chamber Huazhu Chiyou is willing to do it, right?

Depressed, Nan Shi went to the door to smoke a cigarette.

When I read novels, I feel that the feelings inside are shy and timid, and I want to turn my head and run away immediately after touching it. How come in reality, he is holding on to Chi You, wishing that Chi You suddenly figured it out and dragged him to bed? ?

Life is not easy, Nan Shi sighed.

"... Nanchen Pavilion, Nanshi?" A young man who entered the door was taken aback when he saw a young man smoking a cigarette standing by the door.

This person is Nan Shi?

The young man leaning against the door smoking was surrounded by a faint cloud of smoke. He was slender and relaxed, with a small bright red mole under his eyes. When he looked at him with a cigarette in his hand, the small mole appeared It seemed to be alive, and for no reason, it rushed towards the face with a dangerous charm, which made people's scalp tingle.

Is this the same person as Nan Shi from Nanchen Pavilion he has seen?

Nan Shi raised his eyes, his voice sounded familiar, and he couldn't remember who it was for a while: "Who are you?"

"My surname is Hu." The young man's eyes wandered a little, and he didn't dare to look at Nan Shi more.

"Huh?" Nan Shi suddenly remembered who the other party was. His family had shown him a photo, and he smiled slightly, looking at his happy face: "So it's Young Master Hu, a distinguished guest, what's your business?"

A long time ago, Nan Shi once said that the old man gave a white-haired man to a black-haired man, but the next day he was revenged by a group of men in black and threw him into the mountains to let him fend for himself, and then ran into Chi You.Of course, Chi You wouldn't ignore this matter. He had shown him the family's information a long time ago, and he didn't have any intention of revenge at that time. on heart.

Unexpectedly, people came by themselves today.

Young Master Hu blushed, and he didn't care to see if there was anyone around, so he bowed to Nan Shi: "I'm sorry! I was too ridiculous before, and caused Boss Nan to be in danger. I'm very sorry!"

Nan Shi waved his hand, and milky white smoke overflowed from his lips. He smiled and said, "Qingying, serve tea...no need to apologize, if it were me, I probably did more than you did back then."

"No more, no more..." Young Master Hu refused repeatedly, took out an envelope from his pocket, handed it to Nan Shi with both hands, and said, "My grandfather also asked me to apologize to you, After my uncle went, he was confused for a while, and he recovered after a while, and when he found out about it, he said he had no face to come and apologize to Boss Nan in person."

"Young Master Hu didn't come here voluntarily?" Nan Shi raised his eyebrows slightly, seeing that the other party was silent, he smiled and said: "...forget it, you go back and tell your grandpa, I don't take it to heart, the old man will come to drink tea when he is free, I still welcome him."

"As for this, there is no need, it is my thank you to your family."

Xie Media always has to give money, which cannot be saved.

Nan Shi believed in the words of this Young Master Hu, but he didn't believe them all. He didn't care about others, but he didn't intend to have a closer relationship with his family. Why bother to get to the bottom of it?Regardless of whether the other party really didn't know his mind until now, or he was afraid after hearing his reputation now, or it was due to other factors... It's enough for everyone to keep the same face, and it's not worth making it too ugly.

Young Master Hu was stunned for a moment, and with great difficulty, he pulled his eyes away from Nan Shi's face: "If you don't accept me, I won't be able to go back to work..."

"Then you can keep it by yourself." Nan Shi chuckled, "I don't need to teach you, do I?"

Young Master Hu's ears were red, he opened his mouth but didn't say anything, he held back for a long time before he said: "Then can... add a WeChat?"

The Boss Nan in front of him is taller than him. Hearing this, he seemed to have heard something interesting. He looked down at him slightly, and Young Master Hu was overjoyed. Could it be...

"No." Nan Shi dusted off the cigarette ash, and said with a smile, "My family will be jealous again if they know that I add people to WeChat casually."

Young Master Hu: "...I'm sorry!"

After all, he didn't even dare to look at Nan Shi anymore, he turned his head and ran, and was tripped by the threshold, and almost didn't fall to the ground.Qing Ying came out with tea, seeing everyone running away, she couldn't help shaking her head: "Master, you are already asked to smoke at the back door! You scared all the guests away by standing at the door!"

"Is there an air conditioner at the front door?" Nan Shi smiled and took a cup of tea from her hand, after the smell of cigarettes in his mouth: "Would you like some afternoon tea? If you don't have anything to eat, just close the shop first." , we will go to the mountains to escape the summer heat tomorrow, let's clean up first."

Qingying rolled her eyes: "Still waiting for you to pack it up? It's all done, young master, see if you have anything you particularly like, pack it up and take it home together. Speaking of which, Zhang He even studied a formation. Engrave it and send it to you when the sun goes down."

"Is that his self-made physics and metaphysics integrated formation?" Nan Shi asked with great interest: "Finally let him figure it out."

According to Zhang He himself, he has recently become obsessed with a program ape forum (hell version). The trend of the forum is to study how to combine programs and metaphysics. I bribed a lot of guards with hands to exchange a lot of things like ghost hair, ghost blood, etc. It is said that when the thief breaks into the empty door, it will automatically form a ghost to intimidate the thief, and ensure that the thief will automatically bypass the house. Anything, and will also communicate with the police to call the police.

If it’s just this, it’s a bit of a waste, and at critical moments, the corresponding ghosts of the ghosts equipped in the program can be summoned to avoid the bug that the person who came to the empty door is a ghost or a thief who knows metaphysics.

However, it is still a trial run version, so it is better to tidy up the more valuable things in Nanchen Pavilion.

"Isn't that right...Qing Lan went back and chiselled a piece of hair out of the ice for him." Qing Ying went back to busy with her own affairs while talking.

Nan Shi shook his head amusedly, and locked the door instead.

***

As night fell, the middle door of the main house was opened wide, and the main house was sent off to escape the summer heat.

Nan Shi was waiting at the gate of Nanchen Pavilion. Seeing a group of carriages and horses coming through the mist on the long street, he couldn't help showing a little smile.

"What are you laughing at?" Chi You opened the bamboo curtain, and said lightly, "Get in the car."

"I've met senior brother." Nan Shi saluted, and just as he was about to get in the car, he saw a hand protruding from it. Without even thinking about it, he grabbed Chi You's hand and used his strength to get in the car.

Qinghe and other servants were walking outside, not in the car.

Nan Shi leaned on Chi You's body, sighed comfortably from the ice, and almost sat on Chi You's lap, and said solemnly, "I'm flattered to see you come to pick me up. "

Chi You raised his eyebrows and poked Nan Shi's eyebrows: "What about the rules?"

"I've been busy all day, so please allow me to rest for a while." After Nan Shi finished speaking, he simply leaned down and lay his pillow on Chi You's lap.

Qinghe shook her head secretly outside, fortunately, the owner of the mountain has a good temper recently, otherwise the young master would be scolded for lying down in front of him like this—anyway, she never thought that Nanshi would not only lie down, but also lie down on Chi You's lap.

The golden bell beside the carriage swayed slightly, and gradually disappeared with a pleasant crisp sound, and the team of carriages and horses also disappeared into the middle of the long street through the mist just like when they came.

The mausoleum has been tidied up a long time ago, and now everything is in order when I come back, and Nan Shi is not a particular person, so he dragged Chi You to the hot spring.

Standing outside the pool, he washed the sweat off his body, and said, "Sure enough, the tomb is comfortable, it's not hot at all."

It's already July outside, and the wind at night is sultry and humid, but it's completely different in the mausoleum. The temperature is [-] to [-] degrees at most, which is just cool enough to wear a coat, and it happens to be suitable for soaking in hot springs.

Since entering June, no one like Chi You has ever entered the hot spring behind the house, without him, it is too hot to look at.

Nan Shi wanted to squeeze in a bath with Chi You, but he didn't have a chance.

Chi You lay on the bed in the middle of the hot spring, and fixed his eyes on Nan Shi as if admiring him. When he looked at Nan Shi before, Nan Shi would still feel a little unnatural, but now he let him look at him openly, not at all. Feel something is wrong.

Chi You thought about it for a while... indeed.

He likes Nan Shi's calmness.

"Come here." Chi You called out, and Nan Shi heard that he put his head on the shower, rinsed off the foam on his hair, then went into the water and leaned against Chi You: "Huh?"

Chi You looked at him quietly, Nan Shi chuckled, then stretched out his hands to hold Chi You's face, and kissed him.

A smile flashed in Chi You's eyes, and his slender fingers pinched the back of Nan Shi's neck, pressing him towards him.

This is a lingering and gentle kiss. The young man may be a little impatient, but the old man still savors it unhurriedly, rubbing the tip of his nose and entwining his breath.

Chi You circled Nan Shi's waist, and Nan Shi sat on his lap. Just as he was about to deepen the kiss, Chi You suddenly turned his face away and motioned Nan Shi to look at his own with a slight smile. Arm: "It seems... a bit fatter?"

Nan Shi was stunned for a moment, looked down, and then touched his stomach: "...is it okay?"

Although he doesn't have eight-pack abs, he can still see a little bit of muscle, and he doesn't feel any fat!Could it be that during this period of time, the life is too chic, the heart is wide and the body is fat? !

Seeing him concentrating on trying to measure his waist, Chi You gently stroked his ears: "I'm bluffing you."

Nan Shi: "...?"

Nan Shi raised his head and bit Chi You's lips, then grabbed a strand of his long hair, and kissed him fiercely on his lips: "Master Chi Shan, what's the matter with you?"

Chi You said lightly: "Just teasing you."

Nan Shi fell in his arms, rolled his eyes angrily, and then thought about it, leaving a bright red hickey under Chi You's ear. He never leaves traces in places like Chi You that can be seen by others. In order not to be seen by others, it is not good, but today is an exception.

Chi You let him do what he did, but he didn't feel angry at all. Instead, he said, "Why, figured it out?"

Before Nan Shi could answer, Chi You comforted his back: "... Whatever you want."

"No need." Nan Shi rubbed the hickey, and smiled a little viciously: "I haven't figured it out, so I'll trouble my brother to tell them that I was bitten by a mosquito."

"There are no mosquitoes in the tomb."

"That's it now."

Chi You glanced at him helplessly, and then couldn't help chuckling: "Okay."

As a result, this smile caused Nan Shi to stare straight at his eyes, and Nan Shi murmured: "Brother, why don't we finish the matter today... If this goes on like this, I feel like my eyes will turn green."

"Nonsense." Chi You brushed his eyes, his voice seemed a little low: "Don't trouble me."

Nan Shi opened his mouth and said, "...Brother, do you do too much fortune-telling, do you have to pay attention to the timing of this thing? Why do I think it's better to be sooner rather than later?"

Chi You pulled Nan Shi's hand down, put it in his palm and played with it: "...Good boy."

Nan Shi instantly didn't have that much brain capacity to think about other things.

He thought dizzily, it's also... quite exciting.

***

The glazed lamp in Chi You's hand was glowing with bright blue flames, dyeing everything around it a little mysteriously. If it wasn't for Chi You by his side, Nan Shi would have been scared.

Until the door of the main tomb was opened, he and Chi You went in alone. The hole in the sky above had been sealed, but the surroundings were not completely dark. The environment was still shaking, and there were small crackling sounds.

Nan Shi didn't quite understand why Chi You brought him to the main tomb.

But he saw his dark coffin.

"Senior brother, you still keep it!" Nan Shi walked over excitedly. Not to mention, he was not too shy after entering the main tomb—he knew that there would never be any zombies and ghosts jumping in the face suddenly. The ghost is Chi You, and the only corpse is Chi You's body.

With a backhand wave from Chi You, the door of the main tomb was slowly closed. He put the glazed lamp aside, and slowly replied, "Yes."

Nan Shi looked back at him and said with a smile, "Keep it for me later?"

"Yes." Chi You walked to Nanshi's side, and said in a low voice: "But at that time, I thought that you and my master and apprentice would be buried together in the future. It was a good story, but now that I think about it, it's unnecessary."

Nan Shi subconsciously raised his head to look at the coffin hanging in the air, and immediately understood: "I will lie down with you in the future?"

Chi You asked back: "Why, you don't want to?"

"That's not true." Nan Shi was really curious, but those who couldn't ask before are finally able to ask without fear of being beaten: "I just want to ask... so what, although you have used the Ice Soul Orb, brother, it has been thousands of years after all." Hey, does the Ice Soul Orb still work? Will the body turn gray the moment the coffin is opened? What about the clothes? The body can’t, but the clothes will always?

Chi You replied concisely: "No, the clothes are usually changed."

"Then what if we all go to reincarnation, wait until the archaeological team discovers our tomb, open it and find me lying with you, do a carbon test for 1000, you are [-] years old, I died... Maybe there was also a tomb at that time It’s been decades and hundreds of years, will I be described as the biggest perverted necrophile plus lewd thief in history? It’s okay to be buried with ancient corpses and put on the new clothes I made in my era?! Rounding up my name in history—what if I leave it in the history books?"

Chi You sighed.

He sometimes felt a little regretful, and said Nanshi too early, this little bastard dared to ask anything... Thinking about it, Nanshi is always Nanshi, unless he keeps it from him forever, sooner or later he will ask these questions Come.

... He was reluctant to hide it from him for the rest of his life.

Nan Shi continued: "The mausoleum will definitely be discovered. Let's not mention the vicissitudes of life. If one day we want to open a mountain to make a base or something, such an explosion, it's okay! Even if the mausoleum collapses, the ashes can still be dug out. what to do……"

Chi You said helplessly: "...Then what do you want?"

"It's nothing, anyway, I'm definitely going to lie down. If I go to the history books, I'll just go to the history books. If I'm reincarnated, why do I care so much!" Nan Shi said thieves.

Chi You was silent for a moment, "Your mouth...is really..."

Extremely unpleasant.

Chi You hugged Nan Shi's waist, pointed his toes, and took Nan Shi onto the coffin and stood on the chain: "Want to see it?"

Nan Shi said without hesitation: "Okay, thank you, brother!"

With a wave of Chi You's sleeve, the bronze cover on the top of the coffin was opened, and then a sparkling blue light came into view. Nan Shi took a closer look and found that it was full of... sapphires?

"...?" He looked at Chi You suspiciously. Is our family rich so rich? !Just take one out and beat ten Hearts of the Ocean ①!

Chi You explained: "This is a sea-condensing stone, which is extracted from mercury and other substances. If the coffin is opened by external force, the sea-condensing stone will instantly melt into water and wipe out everything in the coffin."

With that said, Chi You looked at Nan Shi again.

It was written in the secret biography of Zhaoyao Mountain, and it was obvious that Nan Shi didn't read it, and was caught on the spot again.

Nan Shi said righteously: "You can't blame me, senior brother. The pictures in the book look like ordinary stones. How would I know that this thing actually looks like this?"

Chi You: "...Forget it, I'll talk to you when I get back."

"Uh-huh."

As the inner and outer coffins were opened layer by layer, Nan Shi began to become nervous unconsciously after being shocked by Chi You's funeral objects at the beginning. He always felt that the next layer should be where Chi You's body was, but the first layer still contained another layer. Level, Nan Shi counted to eight in his heart, nine is the extreme number, there should be no more.

That's it for the next level.

The last layer of the coffin was as red as blood, with a strong ominous color. If it hadn't been for knowing that Chi You was inside, Nan Shi would run away at this moment, but he couldn't help but hugged Chi You's arm tightly: "Brother, your body Won't you jump up?"

"..." Chi You's eyebrows moved slightly, and he said a rare joke: "If you want, you can."

"……Forget it."

Yin Hong's coffin lid finally opened, revealing the figure inside.

Nan Shi couldn't help holding his breath.

Chi You lay quietly in the middle of the coffin, with long hair like a waterfall, a splendid red dress, and no accessories. Even though a thousand years had passed, he was still lifelike. It seemed that at the next moment, he would open his eyes and sleep lazily. He yawned, and then called Nan Shi: "Come here."

The author has something to say:

Nan Shi: When the external force is opened, it will explode, so why doesn't it explode?

Nan Shi: ...Oh yes, this is not an external force, but an internal force. 【Didn't I say it's almost over? ]【Today seems...it's not too late...Is it...】

①Heart of the Ocean: It is the oversized gemstone necklace in the Titanic!If you are interested, you can search for it. In fact, it is genuine, and it looks really good...