The Boyfriend Return Policy

Zhou Jixing didn't know why, if Xu Du just asked for money, he could even give it to him, but Zhou Jixing couldn't say such a thing, he couldn't even say why he was upset, and then he deliberately alienated.

If you want to change, then don't rely on it.

He also vaguely hoped that Xu Du could feel his indifference, and give up the show after he understood.

But Xu Du didn't feel it at all, he just knew that Zhou Jixing wouldn't come back recently, so he ignored him, but why he ignored him, he didn't figure it out until now, and then there was that meeting on the road.

Zhou Jixing looked at the nurse who was familiar with Xu Du, like a little girl in love, standing on tiptoe to tie a scarf for her lover.

Zhou Jixing stood at the other end of the sidewalk, like a spectator.

Zhou Jixing was extremely angry, a fire was burning in his heart, he wanted to rush up to separate them, he wanted to scold Xu Du bloody, thinking...but there was no reason and no name, Zhou Ji walked away.

Zhou Jixing looked down at the person sleeping on his shoulder, just like that, he was quite uncomfortable, rubbing and moving from time to time.

Zhou Jixing moved his lips: "Idiot."

Xu Du couldn't listen, and slept soundly.

When he woke up, he saw a wrinkled shirt as soon as he opened his eyes. Xu Du blinked, blinked again after blinking, and when he raised his head slightly, he saw Zhou Jixing who fell asleep with his chin propped on one hand, not wearing any clothes. Blindfold, eyes gently closed.

He saw the mole on Zhou Jixing's chin, the color was very light, a little bit of brown, stained on the chin... Xu Du slapped his eyelashes.

How did he sleep on Zhou Jixing's lap?Xu Du didn't remember at all, God, his posture has changed after a few lines, should he know that he has been bold enough to lie on his lap?Didn't kill him?

Xu Du directly ignored the fact that Zhou Jixing brought him home twice before, and thus felt Zhou Jixing's kindness for the first time.

He slowly and cautiously got up from Zhou Jixing's lap, raised his hand to touch his face, bringing the warmth of just waking up and the imprints on his face, the warmth on his face warmed his hands, Xu Du He swallowed unconsciously.

What is his score?

Leopard gall grows from leopard gall.

Xu Du sneakily stretched out his claws, testing on the verge of death.

Where did Zhou Jixing put the envelope?Xu Du tried his best to think back, as if they were given a few trips a week, and then they just went away.

Xu Du was very suspicious that Zhou Jixing didn't read what was written in the envelope at all. It was a waste of Xu Du's rare enthusiasm. This is like a parent or teacher who doesn't believe that you can pass, and you work hard with this distrust Got a good grade, expecting to be slapped in the face or surprised by the other party, but the other party didn't even look at it? !

Okay, don't watch it, I'll watch it myself.

Xu Du reached out to touch Zhou Jixing's pocket. There was none on the right pocket, nor on the left. Xu Du looked down, probably in his butt pocket...

Xu Du raised his head and looked at the few lines around him. He should be sound asleep, right?

Xu Du swallowed his throat, slowly moved his buttocks, got up and knelt on the seat, stretched his upper body to reach Zhou Jixing's buttocks, he couldn't see clearly why Zhou Jixing was sitting so heavy, you should get up a bit ah……

Xu Du was sure, very sure that he was thinking this in his heart, and he didn't say it at all. As a result... Zhou Jixing even lifted half of his butt.

what……

Xu Du saw the pink envelope with patterns printed on it protruding from the pocket of his buttocks. It was the apple of temptation and the source of evil.

Well.

Xu Du stretched out his hand.

"Do you want to lift it up a bit?"

The sound came from the sky.

"Huh?" If you can use emoticons, Xu Du is now the black man with three big question marks on his head. Woke up, and at this moment, he was looking at his movements with half-raised eyes comfortably, even a little "please continue".

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du didn't know what to use to express his mood at the moment, his body took a step ahead of his brain, his nose itched: "Ha chirp~~"

Zhou Jixing was sprayed all over his face, and his expression was very ugly.

Xu Du: "..."

"Xu—Du——" Zhou Jixing wrinkled his face. On the edge of the volcanic eruption, Xu Du hurriedly fumbled in his pocket, took out the tissue he had brought with him because of a cold, and dedicated it to Zhou Jixing.

Because of the inappropriate location, Xu Du avoided being beaten up once, although he felt that Zhou Jixing was just postponing the execution.

When Zhou Jixing came back from the bathroom, his face was covered with water stains that hadn't been wiped off. Ever since he came out, Xu Du had been sitting there very obediently.

The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched, and he lifted the coat on the seat and sat down.

Xu Du was obedient: "I was wrong."

Zhou Jixing's chest rose and fell, and he exhaled.

"Really." Xu Du pulled the coat covering his knees, "I have just gone through a very severe self-examination, and I am deeply aware of my mistakes, and I hope to be forgiven by the organization."

Zhou Jixing: "Have you taken your medicine today?"

Xu Du didn't expect him to say this at all: "Huh?"

Zhou Jixing: "Talk to me after taking the medicine."

Xu Du touched his nose, asked the stewardess for a glass of water, and took the cold medicine with the water. In fact, taking medicine for a cold is better than trusting your own immunity. What's more, apart from the occasional cough and sneeze, there are no particularly serious symptoms. He himself is not in a hurry, he takes cold medicine as soon as he thinks of it, and forgets if he can't think of it.

After taking the medicine, Xu Du put down the water glass: "Well, you are awake now, do you remember the previous agreement?"

"If I can't make it through today, I'll call you daddy. If it's over, tell me, what are you angry about?"

Zhou Jixing said, "It's nothing, I'm just in a bad mood."

Xu Du: "...It's the same as if you didn't say what you said."

Well, Xu has become bold again.

Zhou Jixing suddenly raised his hand and pinched his chin. Xu Du was forced to stick out his goldfish mouth, waved his arms wildly, and said indistinctly: "Why do you move your feet..."

Zhou Jixing raised his face, and a smile finally appeared in his eyes. This smile seemed to understand all the awkwardness during this period: "Speak well."

Xu Du clapped his hands: "You let me talk properly... um... let go, I can't breathe through my nose..."

Zhou Jixing let go of his hand in disgust, and flicked his forehead with his fingers: "Spray on me again, and I'll kill you."

Xu Du pulled out the tissue, the cold was procrastinating and slow, his nose was almost scratched, he sucked his nose and muttered: "It's not intentional, who told you not to show it to me, how can there be an exam where students don't know the score , even if you die, you have to die to understand."

The corner of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched: "You talk a lot."

Xu Du gave him a contemptuous look, then retracted and ravaged his nose: "How are you holding back? Every time you are at home, you show your air-conditioning, and it feels unforgivable to say a word to you."

"The score can tell you."

"Eh?" Xu Du raised his head, "What do you want?"

Zhou Jixing: "Where did you live recently?"

"Home." Xu Du replied without thinking, "Oh, you mean the days when I didn't go home, I stayed in the hospital and slept in the office."

Xu Du threw away the tissue, sniffed, and lay down on the back of the chair, exuding a slowly becoming salty breath: "I'm going to take a long vacation, and it's the Chinese New Year, there are many things, some things can't be delayed, you can only Hurry up, I haven't had such a heavy class in the past few years."

Zhou Jixing's eyes moved slightly, the simplest thing was ignored because he thought about it too complicated: "You are so busy, why do you still have to go there?"

Xu Du rubbed his fingers, the words Li Cheng said seemed to be still close to his ears, he looked sideways, and looked at Zhou Jixing, Zhou Jixing's bad temper was as smelly and hard as the stones in the latrine , He is always suppressed by force, but he is undoubtedly eye-catching, standing on the high stage, shining with brilliance.

Xu Du remembered his soft eyes yearning for his family, every softness was worth protecting.

Xu Du smiled: "It's fun, something you haven't experienced before, it's very interesting, isn't it?"

Zhou Jixing: "Very boring."

Xu Du laughed loudly, he lay on the back of the chair, his eyebrows and eyes were raised: "Just rely on the fact that no one is photographing you now, so you can say whatever you want."

Zhou Jixing is really, really boring. They also have a script, they have to face people, and they have to act.

Xu Du looked at Zhou Jixing, with the corners of his mouth raised, with a kind of relaxed satisfaction: "I haven't tried it yet, let me try it."

Xu Du is still that Xu Du.

Zhou Jixing said, "Okay."

Xu Du stretched out his paw: "I've answered everything, it's time to show it to me."

Zhou Jixing was really given to him. Xu Du took the envelope and felt the rose pattern sticking to his fingertips. Suddenly, there was an unreal feeling that he got it so easily after working for a long time.

Zhou Jixing frowned slightly: "Don't look at it, give it back to me if you don't look at it."

"Who said I wouldn't read it." Xu Du tore open the envelope in twos and twos, revealing the letter paper inside, "The smell is really strong, I can smell it even if I have a stuffed nose."

Zhou Jixing: "Well, I wear perfume."

"Spray it on you too, you don't have the usual smell anymore." Xu Du replied naturally, just as Zhou Jixing wanted to ask what the usual smell was, Xu Du exclaimed, "I'll go! 98! Top student!"

His eyes are bright.

Zhou Jixing suppressed the corner of his mouth that wanted to laugh: "No top student is self-appointed."

"It's much taller than you!" Xu Du threw his letter to him, and he only got 74 points for a few days a week, most of which were deducted from Xu Du's hobbies, "I don't even know that I don't eat carrots. Can I eat all vegetables except carrots?"

Zhou Jixing showed a look of disgust called "someone in this world can eat coriander".

Xu Du: "... coriander also has coriander, okay? Have you ever eaten lemon chicken feet? Without coriander, it loses its charm!"

Well, the charm has come out, even the chicken feet can have the charm.

Zhou Jixing: "People who don't even eat carrots are not qualified to find fault with others."

Xu Du: "I'm going, there's something wrong with what you say, exaggerating! I don't eat carrots. I still have a green pass for white radish and water radish, and I don't eat one kind. You only have three kinds. Forget about coriander, what’s wrong with taro?”

"ate too much."

Xu Du was taken aback: "Huh?"

Zhou Jixing bowed his head and continued to look at his answer sheet: "I vomited when I was a child, but I don't want to touch it anymore when I grow up."

Xu Du: "Eggplant too?"

Zhou Jixing: "Well, I grow these two kinds in my hometown. There are too many to sell, so I eat them myself."

Zhou Jixing spoke very calmly. Li Cheng said that Zhou Jixing did not tell anyone about the past, especially when he was a child. Xu Du was actually a little surprised. He was very poor in the past, and told him frankly that he had driven a tractor and done a lot of work.

Xu Du looked at his side face, looked at the black earrings on his earlobe, and almost blurted out: "What did you look like when you were a child?"

Xu Du: "Hello."

"Huh?" Zhou Jixing looked up at him.

Xu Du: "What do you mean that my first love is you? What else means that I am satisfied with your face? Is my only advantage is being good at chess?"

The focus of Zhou Jixing is very good: "You added it yourself."

Xu Du poked the letter paper: "You write chess in the line of merit, isn't it just to praise me for being good at chess?"

Zhou Jixing: "Really?"

"Will you die if you compliment me? Will you die?"

Zhou Jixing smiled and pushed his head away, the atmosphere is still the best, Xu Du is still the same Xu Du, Zhou Jixing is still the Zhou Jixing who can talk comfortably beside Xu Du: "It's okay."

Xu Du raised his middle finger: "If you have the kindness, come with me."

.........

This is already the fourth episode of "Pink Letter Paper". They were the first to introduce couples' daily love variety shows into China. The reputation and innovation gained from the previous issues.

That's why I invited Zhou Jixing and Xu Du to participate. After all, there has never been a variety show that invited same-sex couples to participate in such a program in a fair manner before.

Being on the show means that any sentence, any action may be broadcasted. For fake couples like Zhou Jixing Xudu, Li Cheng dared to let them be on the show, all because of the considerable rewards for buying. profit.

In terms of guests, the "Pink Letter Paper" program team invited a total of four couples this time, except Zhou Jixing and Xu Du, who are well-known same-sex CPs, and have been in love for decades, they can be called old artists Wang Jingcheng and Yu Qing, who have just entered the marriage hall, are as famous as Kong Fansen and Zhang Qiong, who have been CP for several times. The remaining couple are young couples, very young, but one of them is Qin Hui, who has made classic movies. And his girlfriend Tao Dong.

Eight people came from different places, resulting in different flights, Zhou Jixing and Xu Du became the first pair to arrive.

There are cameras following them, saying that they will not interfere with their doing anything now, but they will not arrange for them, and everything will be discussed after the driver arrives.

As for when will the driver arrive?When everyone has arrived, he will arrive.

So at this moment, after five o'clock, the sky is not yet bright, the vast flat land is covered with not-so-thick snow and brown soil, the sky is almost dark, and there are not even a few clouds floating in the sky.

Zhou Jixing and Xu Du stood there, next to the suitcase stuffed to the brim by Mr. Zhuang, the cold air seeped in from the soles of his feet, Xu Du regretted not wearing snow boots for the first time, he pulled the zipper to the highest , let out a breath, and wet the inner layer of the mask: "Fuck, freeze to death dad..."