The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du subconsciously held his breath as the slightly cool eyebrow pencil was brushed over the eyebrow peak.

The movement stopped, and Xu Du's eyelashes trembled.

Are you ready?

As soon as he opened his eyes, Zhou Jixing raised his hand and held his chin up, his eyes met, Xu Du's eyes moved slightly, his Adam's apple rolled, as if he wanted to say something, at this rare and not so embarrassing moment .

Zhou Jixing let go of his hand: "Okay."

Teacher Zhuang smiled beside him: "Xiao Zhou is still the best. Come on, it's getting late, Xu Du, go and drink the porridge, and you are about to leave."

Xu Du, who was finally released, lay down at the dining table to drink porridge, next to Zhou Jixing's clean bowl.

Xu Du looked back, picked up a spoonful of chicken porridge and put it in his mouth, forget it, let's talk about it later.

……

Teacher Zhuang took Zhou Jixing to organize things in the bedroom. All the old mothers in the world are like a dime. I am afraid that if you don’t bring enough things, you will lose your happiness in life. The whole person has a lot of bags.

The eldest girl Zhou Jixing got on the sedan chair for the first time, and stood by the side to watch Mr. Zhuang tidy up, at a loss as to what to do.

Teacher Zhuang: "Are you going to Mohe? It's cold there, so bring more clothes. I put warm babies here for you. It won't hinder you if you stick them on your body. This is a mobile phone warmer. Take it with you. Don't let your phone freeze and run out of battery. Now, no one will be able to find it by then..."

Zhou Jixing can't laugh or cry.

Finally, Mr. Zhuang turned around: "Xiao Zhou, are you arguing?"

Zhou Jixing's expression moved slightly, and finally he smiled: "No, don't think too much about it."

Mr. Zhuang touched the glove in his hand: "Xu Du, this kid feels pretty good, but his brain nerves are a little slow. He probably senses that you are unhappy, and he doesn't know what happened. What do you want?" If you have a question, just say it straight, and just let it go.”

Zhou Jixing lowered his head slightly: "I know."

Teacher Zhuang gave him the gloves, which were stained with her body temperature, and Teacher Zhuang patted his hand: "If he makes you unhappy, just tell me, I'll teach that brat a lesson, but Xiao Zhou , outside, please take care of him more, that kid is stupid and lazy, and now he has a cold, hey, I'm sorry to say that, he's three years older than you."

Zhou Jixing said softly, "I know, I will."

"What are you talking about?" Xu Du opened the door and came in, looking at the things in this room, he was speechless for a long time, "Mom! You think we are going on a spring outing!"

Teacher Zhuang choked back: "What's the matter? It's not the same where you go? Don't eat or wear anything?"

It's almost time, Mr. Zhuang sent them out, and repeatedly told him to be careful outside, to take care of each other, and Xu Du not to bully Xiao Zhou.

Xu Duxin said how dare he was, he couldn't beat him again and again, and he could talk back a few words before, but now they don't talk to him anymore.

The two of them were in the car, and they didn't talk for a few days. It seemed that without Teacher Zhuang, he had become the same kind of virtue he had recently. Xu Du raised his hand to touch his nose, and wanted to touch his eyebrows. Forget it, I put down my hand regretfully.

He looked at the flowing scenery outside the window. He has lived here for more than 20 years and witnessed the changes in this city. His hands resting on his thighs were slightly closed.

"Be mentally prepared."

Zhou Jixing suddenly popped up such a sentence.

Xu Du was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head: "Eh?!"

Zhou Jixing is bound to be beaten with a sack sooner or later. No one speaks half of what he said. Xu Du resisted his murderous curiosity. It wasn't until he got to the airport that he understood the psychological preparation Zhou Jixing said What means.

Xu Du dragged his suitcase, looked at the vast crowd in front of him, and kept saying shit.

The fans were in uniform, holding up the signs in their hands, standing on both sides like a wedding welcome, and pulling out a road covered with pink carpets in the middle, that's right, it was the flirty pink: "Welcome a couple of degrees——"

Xu Du was yelled at: "..."

In a daze, he felt his hand being held, and the back of his hand touched the temperature of his palm. Then, his hand was closed, passed through his fingers, and his fingers were interlocked.

Xu Du raised his head and looked at him. Zhou Jixing frowned, showing that his acting skills were even more superb than those in TV dramas. Xu Du quickly settled a score for Zhou Jixing in his heart.

He didn't know if Zhou Jixing would be embarrassed if he bumped into him too much, but Xu Du took too much money, so he was almost ashamed and wanted to give Zhou Jixing a discount.

He looked at Zhou Jixing, who hadn't given him a good face since Xu Du said he was going to be on this show, with a smile on his lips: "Thank you."

Immediately afterwards, a girl wearing a pink T-shirt came out with a microphone and bowed slightly to them: "Hello, two brothers, we are fans of the Jidu fan club, we have a few questions for the two brothers , can you?"

Xu Du guessed it from this posture, it was obviously an arrangement by the program group, he didn't expect the so-called 99 questions to appear so quickly.

Xu Du tugged at the hands they held together, and Zhou Jixing turned his face to the side, even with his ear.

Xu Du asked him in a low voice: "If I fail, will I be sent back?"

Zhou Jixing glanced at him: "You can try."

Try a fart.

This can't be over, is his one-week tour of hell wasted?He didn't push himself that much during the college entrance examination.

Xu Du rolled his eyes: "If I can't make it through today, I'll call you Dad. If it's over, tell me, what are you angry about?"

Zhou Jixing was taken aback for a moment, and then replied, "Okay."

They were whispering in front of so many people, but the others didn't rush at all. When Xu Du realized they had been talking for so long, they got cheeky and hot. Fortunately, they were covered by a mask, so they couldn't see it. He coughed Two voices: "Let's start."

The two separated a distance, and each took an answering board: "No eye contact is allowed."

A girl who was closest to them turned over the sign in her hand, revealing her question: "First question, do you mind each other's and other people's fanfiction?"

Zhou Jixing bowed his head and wrote.

Xu Du thought for a while, and then said no, because he hadn't even read his and Zhou's lines.

The girl opposite the first girl turned over the sign: "Where is the date place you often go to?"

The two people lowered their heads and wrote the answers all the way, and they were replaced when the answers were full. The speed was actually quite fast, and there was no time to peek at each other's answers.

There are a lot of questions about understanding the other party in the questions. Xu Du has almost vomited from memorizing these days, and he can write them subconsciously. There are also some weird questions, such as:

Are you a Xinlan party, or a new gray party?

Do you think Blue Rabbit is suitable for Rainbow Cat, or Hei Xiaohu?

Where do you think the other party should have plastic surgery?

What do you think is the three places that the other party wants you to have plastic surgery the most?

If you suddenly became a dog to accompany each other one day, what kind of dog would you most want to be?

……

In addition to these, there are also messy trap questions, such as "Will you let the other party attend your ex's wedding?" This is a topic that wants to get your information.

After finally reaching the end, Xu Du heaved a sigh of relief.

The girl who walked out first stood up and said, "One last question."

Xu Du: "Aren't there 99 questions?"

The girl smiled: "That's not a problem."

She distributed the last answer board to them: "Write down the two brothers' ratings for each other, don't worry, we won't show this to each other, please don't worry write it down."

Xu Du took the answering board, and clenched the oil-based pen in his hand a little bit.

How many points?

Xu Du turned his face to the side and looked at Zhou Jixing.

In terms of conditions, Zhou Jixing crushed him in all aspects, except that his gender didn't match him, it seemed that there was nothing to choose, 98? 95, let's make up the whole.

In terms of character...that must be a negative score, especially recently, can you open your mouth about something?Thirty points deducted, 65.

Regarding him...

Xu Du wrote to him: 85

The girl took back the sign and asked him with a smile, "Are you sure?"

When Xu Du was asked by her, he hesitated again: "How about adding two more points?"

The girl didn't say anything, but Zhou Jixing looked over and said, "Add it, otherwise there will be no room to deduct later."

Girl: "Pfft."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du stretched out his hand: "I decided to change it."

The girl gave him the sign, and Xu Du crossed out the number on it and wrote a zero.

When the girl saw it, she laughed even harder. Holding the sign, she winked slyly at Xu Du: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

Xu Du nodded in satisfaction.

Zhou Jixing also handed in the sign over there. He put the cap on the pen and took it lightly. Feeling Xu Du's gaze, he turned his head.

"The score has come out." The girl ran over with high heels, holding two envelopes in her hand, and handed them to Zhou Jixing and Xu Du respectively, "Let's see after you get on the plane."

Is this a pass?

Xu Du held a nice pink letterhead and was sent to the plane. Zhou Jixing sat next to him. He was wearing a blindfold and a pillow around his neck. He was resting with his eyes closed. It was the same in the car, as if he hadn't slept at night. Xu Du was too embarrassed to wake him up to fulfill his promise.

Gee.

Xu Du retracted his gaze, opened the delicately sealed envelope, took out the letter paper inside, smelled the faint fragrance of roses, put his middle finger on the letter paper, and opened it to read a few lines of the test paper.

His basic information, Zhou Jixing, was almost half right and half wrong, and Xu Du reckoned that most of the half he was right was based on blindness.

——Would you mind the fanfiction of the other party and other people?

Days of the week: Yes.

— What are you most looking forward to now?

Days of the week: I can’t pass today

Xu Du: "..."

Why do you really want to hear people call you daddy?

——What do you think the other party wants you to do plastic surgery the most?

Zhou Jixing: On the face, he has no dissatisfaction with me

Xu Du: "..."

——What gift do you most want to receive on Valentine's Day?

Zhou Jixing: When you grow up, you will know, don’t expect a straight man to buy you gifts

Xu Du: "..."

Talk like you bought it for me!

——Will you let the other party attend your ex’s wedding?

Zhou Jixing: I am his first love

Xu Du: "..."

How the hell do you know it again?

Xu Du read it question by question. He memorized 99 questions for seven days. What did he pay for this not-so-bad answer sheet?

The last question - do you like children?Want to have kids?Want a boy or a girl?

As we all know, neither Zhou Jixing nor him can give birth.

Is this show really about helping people fall in love?Or is it possible to disassemble a pair?Although they weren't real in the first place.

Xu Du moved his fingers, seeing the final answer, his heart tightened, pantothenic acid.

A few lines of the week: I want a home.

Xu Du held the letter paper in his hand and wrinkled it. He looked at Zhou Jixing, something was breaking through the ground, and he didn't know it.

Xu Du opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but before he could say a word, he coughed a series of times, coughing violently, as if he wanted to cough up his lungs: "Cough, cough, cough..."

Waking up Zhou Jixing, Zhou Jixing quickly took off the blindfold: "What's wrong?"

Xu Du lowered his head and coughed, shaking his head.

Zhou Jixing raised his arms and hugged his shoulders, took him to himself, patted him on the back, the stewardess came to ask if he needed help, Zhou Jixing asked for a glass of water, and gave him a drink.

Much better, Xu Du waved his hands, his face was still red, he didn't know if it was because of the cough just now, or because of embarrassment.

The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth pressed down, and disgust popped out of his eyes again.

Xu Du calmed down: "It's okay...cough cough...by the way, how much do I get?"

Zhou Jixing: "I don't know."

Xu Du heard it: "Hey! At least I made a bet! You have to take a look... Cough cough..."

Zhou Jixing raised his hand and pulled off the blindfold, pretending to be dead.

Xu Du frantically pointed his middle finger at him. Zhou Jixing hadn't smiled since he got on the plane, and he couldn't smile when he was away from the camera. The reason was obviously because of him: "Hey."

Xu Du poked his arm: "At least I passed, you should say it."

Blindfolded, Zhou Jixing said, "We'll talk about it tonight."

Fine.

I don’t know if Zhou Jixing pretended to be dead for too long. Xu Du sat there alone, and fell asleep after being bored for a long time. He leaned against the seat, and his sleeping position looked uncomfortable. with.

Zhou Jixing took off the blindfold, looked at Xu Du, sighed, and stretched out his hand to straighten his neck. Xu Du's face became thicker when he fell asleep, and his head sank immediately, and he fell asleep on Zhou Jixing's shoulder.

Day of the week: "..."

Zhou Jixing took out the envelope sprayed with perfume from his pocket, and read it question by question. He was correct about the basic information about Zhou Jixing.

He didn't know how Xu Du remembered it, and he didn't even care about it. He asked Li Cheng for the information he sent to Xu Du. Li Cheng thought they were preparing for the show, so he packed it up and sent it all without saying a word. coming.

I didn't read Zhou's lines, so I sent them directly to Xu Du.

Preparing for the show?

No, he just wanted Xu Du to quit in spite of the difficulties.

He has taken care of younger generations, in the program, in resources, in the reception network, but Xu Du is different, Xu Du does not belong to this circle, Xu Du is Xu Du.

These ill-conceived and unreasonable words just linger in Zhou Jixing's heart.

Anyone who pulls any netizen knows that the entertainment industry is full of temptations, but only those who are deeply involved in it know what to call out.

Zhou Jixing had to admit that he was a little scared, afraid that Xu Du would not be able to get out if he stepped in on a whim, and would change, Xu Du was no longer the pure Xu Du.

That day he told Xu Du casually——I'll make the steps for you. In fact, he was nervous and nervous, but Xu Du didn't hesitate to tell him to forget it. He was too tired. At that moment, Zhou Jixing breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Du is still that Xu Du.

But two days later, Xu Du told him that he had changed his mind.