The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du was really baffled, he was starving to death, but he was so tired that he didn't want to move a finger, didn't want to take a bath at all, but in the end he took a quick shower, and when he climbed back to bed, Zhou Jixing had his back facing him Fell asleep.

Xu Du: "Tsk, I fell asleep so fast."

It is said that people sleep fast, but what about myself?As soon as the quilt was covered and his eyes were closed, he fell asleep. He slept so deeply that he felt heavy even in his dreams.

Is it raining?

A little soggy.

He opened his eyes in a daze, the water vapor clouded his eyes, and he couldn't see anything clearly: "What time is it..."

Someone nearby said: "09:30."

what.

It turned out to be 09:30.

Xu Du remained calm for a few seconds, then suddenly opened his eyes: "What time?"

Zhou Jixing was sitting leisurely by the side reading a book. He lowered his head slightly and turned a page with his fingers: "09:30."

I make up.

"Why didn't you call... Hajiu..." Xu Du almost sneezed on Zhou Jixing's face when he sneezed, Zhou Jixing put down his arm that was in front of his eyes, and stared at him.

Xu Du rubbed his nose and explained, "I seem to have caught a cold."

Zhou Jixing got up with a cold face and went to wash his hands. Xu Du took advantage of this time to get up quickly, put on his clothes and pants quickly, and when he wrapped up his coat, he sneezed again. As soon as it was sour, the eye sockets became wet, and a physiological tear flowed out directly.

Xu Du sniffed, wrapped the scarf around his neck twice, grabbed the bag, and ran away without even washing his face. When Zhou Jixing came back with a cup of hot water, all he saw was Bed with messy quilt.

His eyes darkened a bit, the hand holding the glass, his fingerprints stuck tightly to the wall of the glass, as if he wanted to crush the glass alive.

When he arrived at the hospital, Xu Du took care of the chores and went around the room again. The cold was so severe that Xu Du sneezed countless times in the morning.

Xiao He, who came back from vacation the next day, sneaked to him while changing the medicine for others: "Doctor Xu, I heard you have a cold?"

Xu Du wore a mask all morning, and he took it off when he was in his office. He had no time to talk to Xiao He, so he took out a tissue and blew his nose. He usually looked listless, and he had a cold. Xianyu directly escalated to world-weary, hating everything.

Xiao He: "It seems to be quite serious. Have you taken your medicine? I'll buy you two boxes of cold medicine for you in the ward?"

Xu Du opened the drawer and took out a box of cold spirits: "I found it at home, and I don't even remember when I bought it."

Hearing this, Xiao He took the medicine box on the table and took a closer look, "Let me see, don't eat the expired one... Your date is still new."

After reading it, Xiao He threw the cold spirit back to him: "I don't even remember what I bought."

Xu Du was taken aback, pinching the medicine box with his fingers, the production date was printed on the back, and he wanted to turn it over to take a look.

Xiao He: "It's good to eat."

Xu Du raised his head to listen to her speech.

Xiao He patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's all right, it's a cold, it's better than a fever, it'll be fine in two days."

Xu Du sneezed: "Ha Chirp~"

Xiao He immediately dodged her claws.

Xu Du lazily rolled his eyes, threw the cold spirit back into the drawer, and wiped his nose with a tissue.

Don't look at Xu Du's appearance that he can't lift it with his hands or carry it on his shoulders. In fact, he is really not a sick person. He hasn't been sick a few times throughout the year.

He threw the paper towels into the trash can: "I hope it's a fever, which can be solved directly with an injection. The cold drags like foot wraps. Wasted paper towels hurt trees and destroy the environment. God and God are all outraged."

Xiao He giggled after hearing this: "Doctor Xu, why don't you change your career to write jokes, hey, no, you, an older young man, definitely don't know what jokes are."

Xiao He heard someone outside calling the nurse to change the dressing, quickly finished speaking, and ran away from the door: "Remember to go to Duo Duo at night! Don't forget."

Xu Du shrugged and rolled his eyelids: "Hajiu..."

.........

The day before the recording of the show, Xu Du had a rare early morning shift. At this moment, he was sitting in front of Teacher Li, conducting the final assessment. You asked me to answer for a long time, and Xiao He was beside him so nervous that he died.

Li Duo: "Last question, a few lines of least favorite food."

Xu Du didn't even have to think about this question: "Coriander eggplant taro."

"Hmm." Teacher Li solemnly put down the textbooks he had prepared by himself, and smiled with satisfaction, "Congratulations, you have graduated."

Xu Du snorted, laughed uncontrollably, and sneezed when he was done. Xu Du collapsed in an instant, habitually pulled the tissue, and took care of himself without complaint.

Xiao He: "!!!"

Xiao He was so excited that tears streamed down his face, and he wiped his tears alternately with his left and right hands: "Oh my god, I have a feeling that my son has finally been admitted to a good university. Thirty years of hard work, it's not easy, it's really not easy, son, you It's amazing!"

Xu Du endured the nonsense in front of her, and when she stretched out her arms to rush over, she crossed the river and demolished bridges, unloaded mills and killed donkeys, and mercilessly slapped her paw away: "It's almost done."

Xiao He sat up straight and stared at him fiercely: "You said I'm almost done, look at your cold, ouch, if you appear on the show like this, you'll lose half of your CP fans."

Xu Du wasn't worried at all: "It's all gone."

Xiao He: "You really don't know!"

Li Duo smiled: "Okay, stop arguing, now our only student is graduating, shouldn't you be happy?"

Xiao He crossed his arms: "Yes, yes, happy."

Li Duo: "Xu Du, actually, I never expected to meet my brother's partner and be your teacher. I'm actually very happy."

Xu Du wiped his nose with a paper towel, showing no image at all. Li Duo saw his enthusiasm and excitement cooling down at the same time, and told himself that his brother's choice must have his own reasons. As a die-hard fan, you can't just see the surface .

If Xu Du could hear her psychological comfort, he would definitely tell him directly that not only did he have no appearance, but he also had no inside.

Li Duo: "That... I'm a little embarrassed, can you ask me for my brother's autograph?"

Xu Du: "..."

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Seeing the little girl talking, Xu Du blushed. He was a completely different type from Cao Xi's thick-skinned, hard-boiled rogue. Thinking about Li Duo's efforts during this period, no one could tell. "Impossible, give up, stay where it's cool" and so on.

But...he just sneezed Zhou Jixing's hand the day before yesterday!

He ran away without even washing his face. The expression on Zhou Jixing's meeting was really terrible. He either didn't go back these days, or he came back very late. Being busy is one thing, but the main thing is that he doesn't know what to do. Facing a few lines of the week.

A sneeze, which is very embarrassing.

Under Xu Du's hesitation and silence, Li Duo's expectant eyes gradually turned dim, Xu Du's conscience ached, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll help you get it."

Li Duo smiled.

Xiao He stretched out his hand: "I want it too!! I'm working hard too!!"

If you want one, you want it, and if you want two, you also want it. Xu Du, who had already decided to put his face on it, stood up: "Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner."

"Really!!" Xiao He's eyes lit up, "Shall I choose a place?"

Xu Du put on the mask first, and then wrapped the scarf around it, no matter how warm he was, he didn't have any perception that he was a big star partner: "Well, let's choose."

"Great!" Xiao He grabbed Li Duo and muttered to her about the fact that Xu Du had to treat guests within 20 yuan. Tossed aside.

Xiao He took Li Duo's hand: "Duo'er, what do you want to eat, just say, his apprentice is going to make a lot of money."

Xu Du was very conscious of preventing the cold, so he wrapped himself up tightly from head to toe, put both hands in his pockets, and refused to show a single finger. Hearing the two girls chattering there, he responded perfunctorily. Said: "Mmmmm."

Xiao He poked him with his finger: "Perfunctory."

Like a tumbler, Xu Du was tilted sideways by her poke: "Mmmmm."

Seeing that he was still only able to "hmmmmm", Xiao He didn't bother to talk to him. She dragged Li Duo to discuss which restaurant to go to, saying that she wanted to give Xu Du a meal, but in the end she chose a cheap restaurant .

Xu Du: "Are you sure?"

Xiao He pouted: "What are you looking at, isn't this close? It's just across the road, and you don't even need to drive. Besides, aren't you earning a lot of money?"

"Ah..." Xu Du let out a breath of white air, "Okay."

Xiao He glared at him, then dragged Li Duo across the road together, the two of them were very intimate, Xu Du followed behind, chatting privately with their girlfriends from a distance, quietly, dutifully doing invisible people.

Xiao He seems to have returned to normal, and crying on the side of the road regardless of his image that day seems to have become a thing of the past that he will never remember.

A guilty dare not say.

I dare not say even one remembers.

At the intersection, after another traffic light, you will arrive at the cafeteria that Xiao He mentioned. It is meal time, pedestrians are in a hurry, and vehicles are constantly flowing. They stand here, quietly waiting for the red light to turn to green.

"I'll go get the steak first, the most expensive thing in the store is the steak, if you don't eat it, you will lose money..." Xiao He and Li Duo muttered about the offensive rules when they entered the store, "Seafood is no longer necessary. It's all frozen, tasteless, it's better to eat more barbecue, ah, I really want to eat chicken wings, I miss the way they are sizzling on the grill, add some cumin..."

Li Duo: "Okay, then I'll get some desserts and fruits. It's easy to get tired of eating meat."

Xiao He turned his head: "Doctor Xu, I don't expect you to do anything, you are sick, just bring us some drinks, and then sit and wait."

Xu Du covered more than half of his face, only a pair of eyes were exposed. Hearing this, his eyeballs rolled: "Ah... good."

Xiao He tsk, dissatisfied, said: "Who are you, unless you tell me that you miss my brother, otherwise I will not forgive you."

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched, thinking what the hell, he and Zhou Jixing haven't seen each other for several days.

A corner of the casually tied scarf fell off, Xu Du saw it, but he really didn't want to pull out his hand, and planned to just ignore it to the end, Xiao He was speechless for a few seconds at his broken jar, she turned around , took two steps towards Xu Du, beckoning: "Low your head."

"Huh?" Xu Du lowered his head.

Xiao He untied the scarf wrapped around his neck: "Can you wear it better? Oh, I'm so worried, what if you get scolded on the show? It's fine if you get scolded, but you can't get hurt Our brother."

While muttering, Xiao He gave Xu Du the tidy scarf to put on carefully: "Although our brother's vision is not very good, we can't let others tell."

Xu Du was not allowed to comment on this kind of behavior of protecting the calf, he just lowered his head and cooperated with Xiao He's movements.

After the scarf was tied, Xiao He slapped him on the chest: "It's done!"

Li Duo: "The light is green, let's go."

Xu Du raised his head when he heard this, his lazy eyes froze for a moment, the vehicle stopped, and on the sidewalk were pedestrians hurrying to cross the road. The villain is walking in a cycle, and the person standing next to the green light... is Zhou Jixing.

Xu Du suddenly felt that the scarf wrapped around his neck was very hot.

Xiao He: "Let's go, what are you doing here?"

Xu Du stopped in his tracks. He watched Zhou Jixing, who was wearing that familiar baseball cap, turned around and walked the other way.

.........

For a meal, Xu Du was really sitting and waiting to eat. He was wrapped in his coat and sat in the corner, eating every bite.

When they came out of the restaurant, Xiao He and Li Duo walked in front, holding hands and discussing the latest movie: "I don't know when my brother will be able to make a movie, I've already read the first few movies..."

Xu Du suddenly said, "You guys wait here, I'll get the car."

"Eh?" The two girls looked at Xu Du in unison. Xu Du had already strode forward. When he left the mall, the cold wind was blowing in his face. Xu Du tightened his coat and walked all the way to the previous intersection.

The red light on the sidewalk has not yet turned to green.

Xu Du shrunk his neck, the mask didn't bring him much warmth, he could only bury his face in the scarf, the cashmere was fine and soft, and fit the skin closely, he turned his face sideways, where Zhou Jixing stood before him around.

No one recognized him except Xu Du.

Xu Du didn't know why, but from that moment on, he felt particularly uncomfortable, as if he couldn't get his breath out of his heart, but he couldn't tell what was going on.

Green light.

Xu Du exhaled, moistened the mask, and walked forward.

.........

"I got off here too!" According to the distance, Xu Du originally planned to send Li Duo home first, and then Xiao He, but when he arrived at Li Duo's house, Xiao He jumped out of the car by himself. Pulling Li Duo's arm, he put half of his face on Li Duo's body, "Today I will sleep with our family Duo Duo!"

Xu Du originally wanted to laugh, but ended up coughing a series of coughs.

Xiao He raised his hand and made a stop motion: "Okay, you're half dead, so don't talk about it."

Xu Du took off his mask, took out several sheets from the paper box on the side, covered his mouth and coughed thoroughly.

Xiao He: "Hey, why do you feel more and more serious? It's not the flu. Is it because the medicine is useless?"

Xu Du sniffed and shook his head: "Maybe it's been too long since I've been sick."