The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du was taken aback.

Xu Du picked up his phone and opened his mailbox with it. There was indeed a new email. When he opened it, there were 53 pages...

The first one is——

Name: Zhou Jixing, formerly known as Wu.

Xu Du raised his eyes suddenly: "What the hell?"

Zhou Jixing sipped his coffee: "Keep watching."

Nationality: Han

Date of birth: February 19, 2xx Age: 14 years old

Constellation: Aquarius

……

There are also favorite movies, favorite colors, and favorite books... There are more than 50 pages in total.

Xu Du's expression was indescribable, he raised his head: "Are you crazy?"

Zhou Jixing put down the coffee cup indifferently: "This is just a preliminary stage. We still have to agree on meeting, acquaintance, falling in love, the time, place, and even the people present when holding hands and kissing for the first time."

Xu Du was dumbfounded.

Zhou Jixing: "Do you think this money is really so easy to earn? The first day is a questionnaire for couples. How many of the 99 questions can you answer?"

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing: "It's too late to regret it now."

Zhou Jixing seemed to be the opposite of Li Cheng, Xu Du didn't know why he stopped him so much, but...

Xu Du hugged his phone and moved around: "Who said I won't go, I've memorized so much in high school, and I don't have money to pay for it. This at least proves that I earned it with my ability!"

He spoke with great certainty, in fact, he dug out the [-]th generation of Li Chengzu's ancestors and scolded him all over the place.

Jing fucking chooses good words, if you trick someone onto the boat, you don't care.

"Whatever you want." Zhou Jixing's tone became cold, and he got up to leave.

From that day on, Xu Du and Zhou Jixing fell into a kind of cold atmosphere, colder than when they first met, and they often didn't come back. Xu Du waited for him twice, but he didn't wait anymore. What, what is love!I'm not his father!

There are still six days left before the recording of "Pink Letter Paper". Xu Du printed out the emails sent to him by several weeks a week, and gnawed on them every day. He feels that with his current energy, Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream!

The above is purely the fantasy of Xu, who has gone crazy, and should not be taken seriously.

"What are you looking at?" Xiao He leaned over, "I think you've been watching it for a few days? Hey, how many times a week... What are you looking at?"

Xu Du Fu forehead: "It all starts with a cup of coffee."

Xiao He: "...Then don't talk about it."

look!This fragile colleague thing!

Xiao He took the copy from his hand: "Let's see, these are all basic information. Don't you know that you are in a relationship with him? Ah, I know, you are secretly working hard behind the back of the male god! Wow! ! So affectionate! This is the legendary surprise, isn’t it! Can I post it in Chaohua of a few degrees!”

Xu Du listened to her talking more and more crooked, how could someone take something so serious even after all the parties said it.

Xu Du: "That's right, give me a few."

"Spot check? Okay." Xiao He casually flipped through two pages, "Just... let's talk about weight."

Xu Du: "..."

Body...weight...what's the matter?

Xu Du probed: "One hundred... one hundred and six?"

Xiao He rolled his eyes for his male god: "77KG."

Xu Du: "Ah!"

He remembered!

Xiao He: "The age of first love."

Xu Du: "Eighteen."

Xiao He: "Well, by the way, the first commercial you shot?"

Xu Du: "Shampoo?"

"Which brand do you have to say?"

"Head & Shoulders?"

"Pantene?"

"Russian? Sassoon? Adolf? Dauphin? Let me know, which one? I've never used it so much."

Xiao He rolled his big eyes this time: "Yachen!"

Straight man Xu Du: "...what the hell?"

Xiao He: "It's a small brand! He didn't make his debut when the commercial was filmed, what good commercial do you expect him to receive?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xiao He crossed his arms and snorted, "As your super chat host, I doubt your love very much!"

"Ah... my God..." Xu Du rubbed his hair vigorously, "Kill me, why are there so many, I can't finish them."

Xiao He hehe: "Don't make excuses, you just don't have true love enough!"

Xu Du pointed at the thing: "If someone can memorize them all, can I call him Dad?"

Xiao He raised his eyebrows: "Really?"

Xu Du couldn't believe it to death, someone could memorize that thing: "Really."

"Success." Xiao He took out his mobile phone and dialed a random number, "Hey, Lulu, someone doubts your true love for the male god, he wants to ask you a few questions now, can you answer them?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xiao He made an agreement over there, and gave him the phone: "Here, ask, just ask casually, people who haven't summarized the information are better than you."

For the next 10 minutes, Xu Du was pressed and rubbed on the ground, as if an excellent student with a perfect score was trampling under the feet of someone who didn't score very well in addition to language.

Xu Du's face was in great pain.

After being shocked, Xu Du collapsed on the sofa when he got home. While waiting for the takeaway, he took a piece of paper and looked at it. The main reason was that there were too many. After reading this, he forgot which one. There is too much hope in a man's memory.

The door opened suddenly.

Xu Du moved the printing paper away, revealing one eye, watching Zhou Jixing coming in from the outside.

Hey, I still know how to come back.

Zhou Jixing returned empty-handed, went to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of mineral water, and looked down at him: "Finished memorizing?"

Xu Du threw the printing paper on his face: "I refuse to answer this question."

Zhou Jixing: "Give up, it would be embarrassing if you insist on it, I don't want to embarrass you by accompanying you."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and entered the room, leaving only the bottle of Nongfu Spring on the table that was still steaming.

Xu Du: "Tsk."

He loosened the strength of his neck, completely paralyzed on the sofa, looking at the ceiling, thinking about the way to retreat or which way is the right way.

He and Zhou have been together for less than three months, and half of them have not seen each other.

For more than ten days, they lived under the same roof, and even slept in the same bed at night, but Xu Du never paid attention to the preferences of the days of the week, what was the day of the week, what to eat, what color, etc. Didn't even think about it.

Xu Du took out his mobile phone and sent Xiao He a message:

——I think I can save myself again

Xiao He replied in seconds:

——Let’s make up lessons

Xu Du, a man who took shortcuts since he was a child, and chose science without hesitation in order to memorize less, a man who was too lazy to make up lessons since he was a child, a man who copied with three pens at the same time for punishment!

Who would have thought that many years after he graduated, after he even finished his Ph.D., he would actually have to make up lessons!

God can't tolerate it!

but……

Xu Du really fucking agreed!

Shame on you, I gave you a big shock at the time!If you don't go home, I will... I still have to go home.

Xiao He: You have an electronic file, right?My friend asked you to pass it over, and she will highlight it for you.

Focus!

What a beautiful word before the exam!

Xu Du not only sent her the email, but also made an appointment with Xiao He for a time and place. After reading the thick copy, he let out a sigh of relief.

.........

In order to create a good learning atmosphere, Xiao He looked at the almanac and wanted to choose an auspicious day for the pair of masters and apprentices who had never met before to meet, but Xu Du mercilessly refused on the grounds of time constraints.

Helpless, I had no choice but to pick a coffee shop that was closer to Xiao He's friend the next day.

Xiao He: "This is my friend, Li Duo."

Xu Du bowed and said sincerely, "Mr. Li is good."

Li Duo was very pleased with this son's awakening, so he gave him all he had: "I have read all the information you sent, where did you get it from? The information is from many years ago, it is not accurate."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du couldn't say that Zhou Jixing gave it to him.

Li Duo slapped the table: "As your CP fan, I am very disappointed, but you have only known each other for a short time, you are busy with a few lines, you fell in love at first sight, and in the middle of the night, thunder and fire can't hide the fact that you don't know each other well enough. .”

Xu Du: "..."

There were so many flaws that Xu Du couldn't be bothered to twitch the corners of his mouth, really too lazy to complain.

Li Duo was filled with righteous indignation, slapped his chest, and let go of his bold words: "Leave this matter to me! I promise to let you adjust the oil with honey, and even know where the other party's hemorrhoids grow!"

Xiao He's friend, what kind of normal person can you expect.

Xu Duxin said forget it: "Thank you, Teacher Li."

In addition, because Xu Du will take a long vacation next week, the work that can be moved is given to others, and the work that cannot be done can only be done in advance. He has been overloaded these days, and he is working overtime almost every day. Let him deeply understand that even if God gives him another chance, he will not go to surgery just to find a partner.

Compared with the matter of being exhausted, in Xu Du's place, every few days of the week is a bit human.

He has to go to Li Duo after work every day. Li Duo is still studying, and she has more time than Xu Du. She really cares about it, and she makes a PPT form for Xu Du. It is a kind of welfare for students. After all, the sequelae of getting sleepy after reading a long speech cannot be changed even after graduation.

She was so serious that Xu Du had a feeling that if he couldn't persist and gave up halfway, he would die badly and be punished by God.

Xu has been a salty fish for a long time, and suddenly his whole body is lubricated. It is too much to ask his gear to start spinning.

Time is tight, Xu Du's time at home is getting shorter and shorter, sometimes he just sleeps in the hospital, he doesn't have time to think about it at all, the lack of sleep and lack of sleep makes him feel like he's back in the third year of high school preparing for the exam.

Sleeping in the hospital last night, he sat on the folding bed and yawned when he got up. Du Zhilin opened the door and came in. Seeing his big white belly, he was taken aback for a moment, and then walked in: "You didn't go home again."

Xu Du yawned, physical tears leaked from his eyes, and his voice was sleepy and dragging: "I don't want to move anymore after the operation..."

Du Zhilin: "... How long has it been since you slept, you are so busy, can you share some with me?"

Xu Du's eyes were blank, he pulled off his rolled up clothes to cover his belly, he shook his head: "Forget it, when I leave, you guys have something to do."

He lazily stretched his legs, groped for slippers on the ground, searched for a long time, and yawned for a long time: "No, I'm really old, I really can't stay up late after thirty, after a while, I want Sleep in the dark, no one can stop me."

Seeing how hard he was looking for a slipper, Du Zhilin sighed, and brought him the slipper that had been kicked under the table to his feet: "Are you so good?"

Xu Du finally found his shoes. He supported the bed, stood up, and folded the blanket casually. It might as well not have been folded, like a ball of pickles: "Is there anything good about it?"

Du Zhilin reluctantly took over and helped him fold the blanket: "Actually, I shouldn't say this, and I hesitated a lot. Xu Du, we have been colleagues for so many years, so we should be considered friends no matter what."

Xu Du: "Ang."

Du Zhilin helped him put away the folding bed and moved it to a corner: "You are in love now, everything is fine, even if someone says a few words, it's no big deal, but what if you break up someday?"

Xu Du paused and looked sideways at him.

Du Zhilin made a gesture of surrender: "Don't blame me for speaking harshly, you know I'm stupid, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have said that at all, think about it, although everyone is a colleague in the same courtyard, But everyone in a place must be a little bit, I am not saying that they are not good, everyone has studied hard, and there is a lot of pressure in their hearts, and it is inevitable that people who see success will be a little jealous."

"Now it's because Zhou Jixing is a star and is very popular, so the hospital leaders let you, and they don't dare to say something bad in front of you, but what if you split up, or Zhou Jixing is cold? Stars are also angry One day? How should you deal with yourself at that time?"

In fact, Du Zhilin didn't need to say it, Xu Du also knew that he was too lazy to think, not stupid.

Du Zhilin's words are actually quite euphemistic. Xiao He said that their CP Chaohua has 30 fans, but how many people think he is not worthy of the last few lines?How many people feel that Zhou Jixing is gay?How many people simply don't like gays?

All the privileges now, how much attention is there now, and one day, how much will he have to bear when he returns to his original position?

No matter how good Li Cheng said about this variety show, he shouldn't accept it. Twelve days, which doctor can suddenly ask for a twelve-day leave?It's nothing more than Li Cheng's convenience for the leaders in publicity, and even more.

Xu Du put on his coat: "Ah, I know."

Seeing him like this, Du Zhilin shook his head and sighed.

Xu Du smiled, he zipped it up, and patted Du Zhilin's shoulder with a smile: "Hey, if you have money and don't earn money, you are an idiot. If you have money, you are a father. What are you afraid of?"

Du Zhilin smiled wryly: "It also makes sense."

……

In the evening when Xu Du got off work, when he returned home with his bag on his back, it was already past one o'clock. He shrugged his eyelids decadently, leaned on the door and bent over to change his shoes, with earphones still hanging on his ears, and was playing Li Duo's music. the information he recorded.

The bedroom door opened suddenly, Zhou Jixing was wearing a T-shirt and gray long home pants, without even glancing at Xu Du, he went to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of water, the refrigerator light was on, Zhou Jixing turned away from Xu Du Standing, he raised his hands, his shoulder blades were tightened, showing a nice line under the soft T-shirt.

Xu Du pulled down one earphone and looked at him: "Don't drink ice at night."

Zhou Jixing closed the refrigerator door and turned around: "Just take care of yourself."

Xu Du was puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"