The Boyfriend Return Policy

Zhou Jixing put down the script, remained silent for a while, took out the cigarette case, lowered his head and lit a cigarette, this time Li Cheng didn't stop him.

Zhou Jixing quietly smoked the whole cigarette, and then said, "I'll go."

One person can play eleven roles, which has never happened before.

Not to mention other aspects, the role of Ning Yanhua is difficult to play. He is an anti-social personality. He was born in a scholarly family with elegant and gentle parents. He is proud of this smart child since he was a child.

He is perverted and depressed, and likes to put on a mask for himself. He is a good actor praised by everyone.

His life was different from when he dissected the first lizard he caught with his own hands without changing his expression.

In the script, there is a close-up scene of him burying an amputated lizard with his own hands. Just looking at the script, Zhou Jixing can imagine that under the special filter color of the movie, it is rainy, but there is a gorgeous umbrella. Out of place picture.

Li Cheng: "Okay, you can read more scripts during this time, and I will arrange the audition."

Li Cheng stood up: "You live here these days?"

Zhou Jixing raised his eyelids, and his eyes said bluntly: What's the problem?

Li Chengke: "It's not good for you to trouble Xu Du so much. He also has his own work and life. Besides, he didn't ask us for anything."

Zhou Jixing looked stingy: "He just vomited on me yesterday."

Li Cheng: "..."

"Forget it, forget it, you young people, you can settle it yourself." Li Cheng put on his coat, walked out the door, and said while changing his shoes, "Call me if you have anything to do, don't bother people all the time." .”

This kind of words, Zhou Jixing is too lazy to reason.

Li Cheng: "Also, don't bully others all the time, they don't owe you anything."

Zhou Jixing frowned: "It's so noisy."

After Li Cheng was disgusted by Zhou Jixing and left, he picked up the script again by himself. This time he read it very slowly, his eyes stopped on a certain line for a long time, and then slowly moved his eyes away.

He watched carefully, he didn't notice when Xu Du entered the door, but he saw him as soon as Xu Du came in, Xu Du untied the scarf wrapped around his neck, took off his heavy coat and hung it beside him, lowered his head and changed into slippers, He walked in and poured himself a glass of water.

This way, it is unusually harmonious, without interfering with each other.

Xu Du didn't know what he was looking at, didn't ask, went into the study, packed all the documents Dr. Li wanted and sent them to his mailbox, and when he came out, Zhou Jixing didn't change his posture: "Aren't your legs numb? "

There is no response for a few days of the week.

Xu Du: "Hey, how many days a week?"

Zhou Jixing seemed to be startled for a moment, he looked up blankly, and blinked, the way he blinked was much cuter than when he was fierce.

Xu Du: "Where's for dinner?"

Zhou Jixing regained his composure: "Whatever."

Xu Du: "I'm not sure if you want to go to my mother's place, so I didn't ask my mother in the afternoon. It's not good to go there temporarily. Aren't you free recently? If you're free, we'll go there in two days?"

Zhou Jixing: "Oh."

Xu Du: "Then I'll order takeaway."

When Xu Du was alone, he ordered casually, but now there is an extra Zhou Jixing, and Xu Du has not specially fed Zhou Jixing any good food. Zhou Jixing is a star, and he has never eaten anything good. Pain in the flesh and spend money to treat other people to a good meal. People may not think it is good. On the contrary, it is a very common thing.

Xu Du habitually slipped to the small sofa, sat cross-legged, leaned on a sofa pillow, rested his chin on it, and brushed the takeaway: "Eat or not?"

Zhou Jixing suddenly said something wrong: "What do you want?"

Xu Du was at a loss: "Huh?"

Zhou Jixing: "Li Cheng said that I troubled you too much."

Xu Du nodded after listening.

A few lines of the week: "...so what do you want in return?"

Xu Du raised his eyebrows: "Anything is fine?"

Zhou Jixing kept a straight face: "Of course not."

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing added another sentence, this sentence was faster than the previous sentence, and his voice was softer, obviously uncomfortable: "It's okay if it's not too much."

Tsundere, big Tsundere, I don't know what to eat to become a big Tsundere.

Seeing his awkward look, Xu Du wanted to laugh: "You can give away hundreds of thousands of wine, but I want 500 million?"

"That's a loss." Zhou Jixing said, "Yes."

There are often such jokes on the Internet, how much money will you be given, the admission letter from Tsinghua University and Peking University, the closest friend, and the best family member, how would you choose?

There is even more boring, if you give you any conditions, you can get several million, are you willing or not.

Of course, these things are very boring, because even if you choose, no one will send money to your account.

Xu Du has a nine-year compulsory education, five-year undergraduate, three-year research, three-year Ph.D., and a bunch of messy training and internships. Such a doctor has an income of 10,000+ a year.

500...

Xu Du: "...Do you have money and no place to spend it?"

Zhou Jixing glanced at him, feeling a little impatient. The big star's patience is probably like a stopwatch: "Do you want it or not?"

"Yes, if you have money, don't be a fool." Xu Du responded with a smile.

Zhou Jixing looked at his smile and frowned, Xu Du's smile didn't seem like he was taking a big deal, but rather coaxing him.

Go, go, be happy.

He immediately wanted to light a cigarette again. Xu Du didn't like the smell of cigarettes very much. The main reason was that the Queen Mother at home was sovereign. Even if his father wanted to smoke a cigarette, he had to go to the toilet to secretly smoke a couple of puffs. He was afraid and anxious. , for fear that Mr. Zhuang would smell it.

Xu Du grew up in such a family upbringing, he hardly touched alcohol or tobacco, especially cigarettes.

Zhou Jixing was about to light a cigarette, so he put one hand on his hand. After a meal, Zhou Jixing raised his head, and Xu Du smiled hippiely: "Stop smoking, let me take two puffs of second-hand smoke, and treat it as 500 million yuan." as a bonus."

Zhou Jixing closed his eyelids slightly, and Xu Du hurriedly let go before he got angry: "Okay, okay, thank you, big star."

.........

Have you ever received 500 million yuan suddenly in your life?Maybe most people didn't have it, Xu Du originally thought that he was one of them.

He received the 500 million transfer the next day.

The location is the hospital, and the crowd A, B, C, and D are onlookers.

Xu Du was trying to explain to the patient and his relatives: "There will be recurrence after surgery, but the excision of the surface of the meat ball has not repaired and consolidated to prevent the second recurrence. Conservative treatment can completely shrink and fall off. ..."

You say one, they ask three, let alone one person ask three.

Xu Du's mouth was dry, he just wanted to ask how valuable your fucking butt is, and I'm afraid that why didn't you take good care of it in the first place.

"Doctor Xu, drink some water." Xiao He thoughtfully brewed chrysanthemum tea for him to relieve the fire. Xu Du was very pleased. He picked up the teacup with one hand, and there was a ring before he picked it up with the other. He hadn't had time to look at it cell phone.

Xu Du picked up the phone very steadily, so that he could brag about it to Cao Xi for a year afterwards: Dad didn't even blink when he picked up the 500 million yuan.

Not only was his hand steady, but he also raised his other hand and took a sip of tea.

There was no news, but a text message came. He received all kinds of love text messages from China Mobile all the year round. At first, he didn't feel anything at all, until the finger poked it lightly.

Xu Du was dumbfounded: "Poof—"

"what!"

Xiao He: "!"

Xu Du sprayed water all over the patient opposite.

Xu Du hurriedly put down the teacup, pulled a few tissues, got up and wiped it for him himself: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

There is no doctor who sprays a patient with water all over his body. Xu Du apologized thousands of times, which can be regarded as coaxing people out.

As soon as the person left, Xiao He rushed in, poking his head: "Has the person left?"

Xu Du sat down on the office chair, the wheels were turned by him, Xu Du raised his head and lost his strength.

Xiao He: "What's wrong? Did someone scold you?"

Xiao He changed his mind and thought: "You deserve to be scolded. I managed to spare some time to make you a cup of tea. It's good for you. You're all sprayed on others. What's wrong? Did you see something you shouldn't see? ? Did my male god send you a welfare photo?"

Hehe, Xiao He smiled very wretchedly.

Xu Du numbly shook his head.

Xiao He slapped him on the shoulder: "Speak, you are half dead."

Xu Du gave her the phone.

Xiao He looked down at the mobile phone handed over: "What are you doing for me?"

She shyly said: "If the male god sends you something interesting, I would be so embarrassed as a little girl to read it."

Xu Du didn't want to talk.

"Then I saw it?" Xiao He took the phone, this person is very hypocritical at the moment, the thing is in her hands, even if Xu Du says no now, with the strong curiosity of a woman, even if Xu Du is beaten to death, she still wants to You can see how superfluous and hypocritical this sentence is.

Xiao He was secretly shy at first, if it's a welfare photo, it's good to feast his eyes, if it's dog food, cp party is also okay!

She turned on the phone, and the page was still stuck on the text message that Xu Du had read.

next second.

Xiao He fluttered his eyes.

Another second.

She blinked hard.

"Fuck!" Xiao He took the phone and poked zeroes one by one, "One hundred million... one hundred thousand... one hundred thousand... I, I'll go, 500 million!"

She suddenly raised her head and looked at Xu Du who was paralyzed there: "Xu Du! You won the lottery!"

Xu Du shook his head almost breathlessly: "I really feel trapped this time."

Xiao He stared wide-eyed: "The male god gave it to you!"

What Xu Du said yesterday, he really didn't take it to heart. Their family has always been like this. It's easy to eat a meal or bring a dish. The education he received since he was a child told him not to leave people outside. , It's not that there is no return for a few trips a week.

Taking a step back, although Zhou Jixing threw him in the trash can, but in fact he can be ignored at all, but he still sent him home.

It was also yesterday, he, a big star, allowed himself to get drunk and went so far behind his back.

He ordered food for Zhou Jixing to pay the car fare, and Zhou Jixing helped him pay the room fee. He has never been stingy with the money he should give. He allowed Zhou Jixing to stay in the house, and Zhou Jixing helped him return the bottle of 10,000+ He brought Zhou Jixing into his home to enjoy his family affection. Zhou Jixing could tell the media without hesitation that he believed in him when he couldn't find anyone else...

Some things are so piecemeal, Xu Du never felt that these things need to be carefully calculated who owes whom, who owes a little more, how tiring it is to calculate.

He just joked like that yesterday, who knows that Zhou Jixing took it seriously, and really paid him 500 million.

For the first time in front of money, Xu Du felt that there was nothing to love in life, and all things were empty: "I feel that I have nothing but money now..."

Xiao He: "...Doctor Xu, do you know that you deserve a beating for talking like this?"

Xiao He shook his head and sighed: "It's different for you rich people to fall in love. 500 million is the same as pocket money. Mrs. Zhou, are you now the kind who gives a few million a month and is not allowed to go home if you can't spend it all?" , buy bags and jewelry casually, and buy lipsticks in a cloakroom. Dr. Xu, you are going back to be a full-time wife, right? Three surrogates, two surnamed Zhou and one surnamed Xu..."

Xu Du: "..."

Although Xu Du really wanted to open Zhou Jixing's head to see if there was nothing left in it except money, but he still didn't mention the 500 million to Zhou Jixing.

If he didn't say anything, he could imagine Zhou Jixing glaring at him with his twitchy face, his eyes filled with: Didn't you want it?Hypocritical what?

Forget it.

Pushing back and forth is just like the red envelopes in our big China. It is very uncomfortable to be too hypocritical.

That's how Zhou Jixing lived in Xu Du's house. He lived there for a long time, and there were inevitably many things. Two people could quarrel over a towel, and they could scold each other for a long time because the mouthwash cup was not placed in the right place.

That's right, man, it's that boring.

"Xu-du-"

At [-]:[-] in the morning on a certain day of a certain year, Zhou was at the door of a certain toilet, his face was ashen, and he punched the door dozens of times with his fists, trying to get angry, but the toilet user inside the door ignored him.

Zhou Jixing: "Can you fucking do it!"

Xu Du squatted on the toilet and grabbed the toilet. It was a matter of life and death. Today, Xu Du won the right to use the toilet first by relying on his father's experience in many years of morning competition, and shut down Zhou Jixing who was burning with anger. at the door.

But unfortunately, he forgot to bring his mobile phone in, and he habitually watched something when he went to the toilet. Xu Du held the toothpaste and looked at it for a long time, while reading it, he muttered: "It contains whitening ingredients PS-mp, calcium hydrogen phosphate dihydrate, fluorine Sodium chloride..."

Zhou Jixing outside the door heard Xu Du muttering: "..."

Zhou Jixing gritted his teeth: "What are you muttering inside! Come out quickly! I want to go!"

Xu Du raised his head: "What?"

Zhou Jixing: "Toilet!!"

Xu Duoh: "Don't make noise, I'll come out after I finish reading."

When Xu Du came out of the toilet refreshed, Zhou Xingxing's face was stinky to death, and he was not afraid of death: "Go, why are you still pestering this, and your bladder isn't holding back?"

Then he was beaten by Zhou Jixing on the sofa. In short, the cohabitation of the two people, no, living together, was extremely disharmonious, arguing from morning till night.

Before going out, Xu Du said, "Hey, let's go to my mother's place together tonight."