The Boyfriend Return Policy

Drinking is not a good thing, good things don't drink, Xu Du has proved this truth time and time again at a painful price.

Now it's not just Zhou Jixing's back that hurts, even he hurts. In the morning, the director asked him why he was walking so strangely, which made everyone laugh at him during the meeting.

Xiao He still came today, at least it didn't look obvious from the outside, she looked like she was about to collapse yesterday.

Xu Du still couldn't help paying more attention to her, and finally it was Xiao He who couldn't stand it first, Xiao He took a folder and threw him: "If you want to say something, say it quickly, like a pervert!"

Xu Du picked up the folder that was thrown on the ground: "Isn't this caring about you?"

Xiao He: "Don't worry, I'm fine, just feel a little bit more uncomfortable last night."

Xu Du: "Then ask for leave, who asked you to come today? I'm afraid of Nurse Chen, go, I'll tell her."

"No!" Xiao He pushed him away, mentioned that Du Zhilin's expression was still not good, "I asked for leave, and that person is not here, what are you doing alone?"

Xu Du opened his mouth, he really didn't expect this.

It's embarrassing to say this, Xu Du can't talk, I cried with you for a long time yesterday, and then went to listen to Du Zhilin cry for a long time, right?

Xiao He: "Let's not talk about this, where is my male god! Has he gone back!"

Xu Du's face instantly pulled down: "Not really."

When Xu Du went out, Zhou Jixing was still leisurely enjoying the tofu curds and siu mai that Xu Du bought downstairs, and told him that he had just finished a play and decided to take a break, to the effect that he was going on vacation with him .

Xu Du tried to resist and struggle after hearing this, but was suppressed by Zhou Jixing's eyes, because what he did yesterday really made him struggle without the confidence.

Xu Du: "You said he can't live in his own house, so why run away to me? The small place saves the number of WeChat steps?"

As soon as he turned his head, he saw "This is love!" written all over Xiao He's eyes.

Xu Du: "..."

Forget it, don't tell her.

Weekdays are very busy, really busy.

Xu Du got off work at noon, Xiao He asked him to go to the cafeteria to eat together, Xu Du changed his clothes: "Go by yourself, I'll go home."

Xiao He was surprised: "Huh?"

When Xu Du stood on the side of the road to stop the car again, he pulled the zipper to the highest point, thinking whether it was time for him to buy a car.

Ah, I don’t want to keep a car, repay the car loan, or buy a parking space...

Xu Du let out a breath of white air at the passing vehicles.

.........

When he was about to get home, Xu Du called Zhou Jixing in the car: "I'm almost there, you come out first."

Zhou Jixing leaned on the sofa of Xu Du's house, flipping through a page of magazine with his fingertips: "It's really slow."

Xu Du: "..."

Can't bear it, no need to bear it anymore!

"It's too slow, why don't you go by yourself! You don't know the way or you don't have the money to take a taxi, big star! Dad wants more if you don't go to work! Do you think the lunch break is very long!"

Xu Du yelled for a while, until the sullenness in his heart came out.

Zhou Jixing wanted to go to school, Xu Du was really not sure if Li Cheng would break down after knowing this.

When he arrived at the place, Xu Du lowered the car window, and saw Zhou Jixing standing there, Zhou Jixing was still wearing the plain white shirt from yesterday, with a slender figure and a handsome and quiet profile.

Xu Du poked his head out and waved, and shouted rudely to the big star, "Hey, come up!"

As soon as Zhou Jixing sat down, he started to light a cigarette. Although his posture was very handsome, he couldn't avoid being complained by Xu Du: "Are you sick? Do you smoke in the car?"

"I just wanted to smoke." Zhou Jixing held the cigarette holder in his mouth, lowered his head slightly, and lit a spark with the flame of the lighter, "It's not good to be outside."

Xu Du: "..."

I dare you to endure this...

Zhou Jixing only smoked one cigarette and did not continue. It seems that although Li Cheng's mother-in-law could not completely restrain Zhou Jixing's addiction to cigarettes, they still played a controlling role.

"Why are you going to the experiment? See my mother?" Xu Du fiddled with his phone, waiting for the next few lines from Zhou, so he could decide whether to call Teacher Zhuang.

Zhou Jixing: "Walk around casually."

Xu Du squeezed the phone: "..."

If it hadn't been for Zhou Jixing carrying him back last night, Xu Du would have turned around and left now.

Driver: "Here we are."

Xu Du put his baseball cap on Zhou Jixing: "Is this a wish? Tell me quickly, this determines my working attitude as a tour guide."

Zhou Jixing was suddenly slapped with a hat, and his face was unhappy: "The cause and effect are reversed."

After saying that, he got out of the car first, and Xu Du raised his middle finger high: "Cut."

As soon as he was about to get off the car, the driver murmured, "I haven't paid yet, who will pay?"

Xu Du retracted the leg he stepped on in embarrassment: "I, I, I, master, how much is it, you don't need to look for change, thank you."

The taxi driver didn't accept his favor, stepped on the gas pedal, leaving him with a trail of exhaust fumes, Xu Du looked at Zhou Jixing's face under the baseball cap in the exhaust fumes.

Zhou Jixing laughed out loud.

Xu Du frantically followed behind him and pointed his middle finger: "Little hot chicken, little hot chicken, you little hot chicken."

.........

Like all tour guides in the world, Xu Du, a new tour guide, knows the places he is going to very well.

The difference is that professional tour guides must have a smile on their service attitude, act as if every place is as fun as a treasure in the process of leading, and cheer up when tourists are tired, while Xu Du only needs to be by the side Make complaints.

In the early years of the experiment, the junior high school and the high school were run together. Later, when the fifth middle school could not continue, the fifth middle school was combined, and the entire middle school was moved to the fifth middle school, leaving only the senior high school in the old experiment.

Xu Du was fortunate enough to spend his childhood, junior high school, high school, and university here, and was always summoned back, living like a captive summoned beast.

Xu Du pointed to a place: "When I was in kindergarten, there was an open space here, and there were a few building blocks piled up in it. I don't remember clearly. There used to be quite a lot of trees here. I remember this dark place. of."

Now the place is surrounded, and there are blackboards painted on the wall. The above is not to promote the school culture, but to rank the grades. Xu Du looked at Zhou Jixing standing there, took a look, and sighed: "Student crazy!" That’s right, it’s almost a hundred points higher than ours at that time.”

Zhou Jixing looked sideways at him.

Xu Du raised his hand to poke No.1, his fingertips were stained with chalk dust, he squeezed his thumb and forefinger together, rubbed them together, the dust danced in the sunlight that can only be seen at noon: "Let's go, you How long can this rest last? Chinese New Year?"

Zhou Jixing: "I don't know, maybe ten days."

Xu Du, I got it: "Let's see if Li Cheng is doing work for you, right?"

Zhou Jixing didn't say yes or no.

Xu Du, the temporary tour guide, had a clear goal, he casually pointed out two places to Zhou Jixing, and then took him to the cafeteria.

Zhou Jixing stood at the entrance of the cafeteria that could accommodate hundreds of people, looked up, and glanced at the school badge of the experiment. Xu Du went up the stairs in the morning, thinking that he didn't want to come in: "Come up, I have to eat if you don't want to eat, I still have food in the afternoon." to work."

Zhou Jixing raised his hand, pushed down his baseball cap, and walked up.

Zhou Jixing and they came at the right time. The first wave of people had just left. Xu Du, who was experienced, took Zhou Jixing to occupy a good position. He put his hands on Zhou Jixing's shoulders, like a senior: "Wait here Follow me, don't leave, I'll go buy a few oranges and come back."

Zhou Jixing: "...Get lost."

Xu Du really rolled away.

Zhou Jixing glanced at the soymilk bottle on the table that had been half-drunk and was discarded here, and looking back, Xu Du, who always walked with a hunched back, had already squeezed himself into the crowd.

There are obviously not many people who are as boring as Zhou Jixing and insist on running around the school. The students in line in front of the dining table are all students, wearing the same style of school uniform, girls with ponytails, boys with crew cuts, Xu Du sandwiched between Inside, he wears the most clothes. It's only January, and it's not the coldest time yet. If it gets colder, I don't know where he can add more clothes.

After a while, Xu Du came over with a dinner plate in one hand. There was no soup in the plate, and he walked slowly. When he reached the place, he sat down on his seat and said, "Try it, although the taste is not very good."

Day of the week: "..."

Seeing Zhou Jixing's expression, Xu Du smiled, took the chopsticks, poked the tip of the chopsticks on the table, and lowered his head to eat a piece of potato: "It's really not good, even adding a time filter is not good."

Zhou Jixing watched him test the poison with himself: "Then you still come here."

As soon as Xu Du entered the school, he kidnapped Zhou Jixing with a clear goal.

"Hungry." Xu Du chewed the potato cubes, and the pink potatoes melted in his mouth. The good taste may not remain the same for 50 years, but there is indeed no room for further decline in the taste: "Besides, I think you are quite delicious." If you want to reminisce about school, it’s only at noon, why don’t I bring you to the cafeteria? No matter how unpalatable it is, it’s a real school taste, so let’s see what I’m doing, eat.”

Xu Du raised his chin, encouraging Zhou Jixing.

Zhou Jixing picked up the chopsticks hesitantly, his hat was pulled down very low, a little black hair could be seen by his ears, Xu Du couldn't look into his eyes when he lowered his head to eat.

Zhou Jixing hesitated again and again, and put a piece of potato that Xu Du had tasted into his mouth.

Mouth with potato wedges.

Zhou Jixing put down his chopsticks.

His expression is like this: "..."

He almost put six points directly on his face.

Xu Du was happy, and deliberately asked: "How is it?"

Zhou Jixing: "It's worse than the crew's lunch box."

Xu Du tapped his bowl twice with his chopsticks: "Oh, young man, I've been eating for 18 years."

For the first time, Zhou Jixing showed a little bit of admiration for Xu Du.

It has been eight years since Zhou Jixing made his debut. He will remember the bad times in the past, but he will not specifically remember those bad smells.

It's been a long time since I've eaten such a nasty thing.

"See it." Xu Du pointed to the sign behind him that said "every grain is hard work", "Don't waste food, big star."

Day of the week: "..."

Xu Du didn't have too many emotions when he ate. Whether it was the few meals he ate at home or now, the taste was the same. Xu Du calmly put chopsticks into his mouth.

Zhou Jixing struggled twice, but still picked up the chopsticks, torturing himself.

Xu Du: "How is it? Are you used to eating?"

Zhou Jixing said with a sullen face, "Not really."

Xu Du smiled, his eyes curled up, and he was about to say something when the phone in his pocket rang. Xu Du paused and took out the phone: "Hey... Got it, I'm going back now."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Du looked at Zhou Jixing apologetically: "There is something wrong in the hospital, I have to go back first."

Zhou Jixing was sitting on the side, and when Xu Du was talking on the phone, he heard: "Yes."

Xu Du took out the key: "If you have nowhere to go, just go back to my place."

Xu Du was obviously in a hurry, he put down the key and left quickly, much faster than when he came back with the dinner plate.

Zhou Jixing lowered his eyes and looked at the bunch of keys left by Xu Du on the table. He was the key of Xu Du, his own home, his parents' home, and the hospital keys.

Zhou Jixing finished the food on the plate bite by bite. After a while, Li Cheng called: "Where are you? The hotel?"

Zhou Jixing wiped his mouth gracefully with a tissue: "School."

Li Cheng: "..."

Li Cheng: "Why are you going to school again? Oh, you are at Xu Du's parents' house? I got the script of "Yanhua", and I sent it to you?"

Zhou Jixing got up, picked up the keys on the table, the keys collided together, and the voice was clear and fragmented: "Send it to Xu Du's house."

Li Cheng: "Huh?"

.........

When Li Cheng brought the script to Xu Du's house, he really didn't know what to say. When he signed the contract, he had a ruthless face and said that we should go our own way, Leave each other alone, now...

Zhou Jixing: "Change your shoes."

Li Cheng: "..."

Li Cheng endured his complaints, bent down and took off his leather shoes, chose a pair of wearable slippers to put on, and was about to leave...

Uncle Zhou Jixing pointed his finger: "The shoes are ready."

Li Cheng: "..."

What the hell is your house? !

Damn, Zhou Jixing is really the same as the male owner of this house. This means that Zhou Jixing has no psychological burden of eating and living in this room at all, and it does not mean that he is as hospitable as the male owner.

Li Cheng probably won't be able to drink the cup of hot water that he poured himself a few lines last week in his life.

Uncle Zhou Jixing crossed Erlang's legs comfortably, sat on the sofa with his hands folded and waited for him. Li Cheng walked over and took out a warm script from his file bag: "Let's have a look, the challenge is quite big."

When Zhou Jixing read the script, he was finally a little more serious.

He sat there, looking at it for hours, Li Cheng waited so long that mushrooms almost grew.

A director who has won many awards, the proud son of heaven, countless people are waiting for his next classic.

He has enough resources and enough money, and it took half a year just to select the script.

Undoubtedly, this is a good script.

The name of the script is "Yanhua", a slightly ancient name, but it is a modern drama with a slight suspense color.

The male lead, Ning Yanhua, is an actor with anti-social personality. He immerses himself in the play and challenges various roles to suppress his inner desire to destroy everything.

The excellent family background and good appearance have given the hero the cost of going straight to the sky. The actor's acting is so good that people can hardly see the traces of acting, which made him reach the peak, but the hero is not happy. The peak means stability. The exciting and challenging life made him extremely irritable, and even the agent who had been with the hero for many years couldn't control him.

After a hangover, a surprising thing happened, because at the same time as the hero, he woke up with all the characters he had performed immersively, such as the naughty and handsome thief, the sissy, and the fans The traitor who wanted to send a blade even after seeing it, the fatuous emperor who ended up in tragedy...

On that day, all the characters woke up.

Ning Yanhua smiled.