The Boyfriend Return Policy

"I don't have time. I was called to work overtime early in the morning. When I got home, I packed it for my mother and threw it out to keep you warm." Xu Du twirled a few buns with his fingertips for a long time, and finally chose the most obvious one. That, for believing that gold will not be hidden.

He picked up the carefully selected steamed stuffed bun, and bit off more than half of it in one bite, as if opening the lid. It's stuffed with meat...

Xu Du sighed with a sullen face.

Zhou Jixing looked at him and sighed for a steamed bun: "Excellent."

"You know what a fart." Xu Du cursed back, gesticulating while cursing, "When I was young, there was a shop where the steamed stuffed buns were very delicious. They cost [-] cents for one, [-] cents for [-], and the extra-large one. Isn't it cheap?"

Zhou Jixing, he didn't take it seriously: "You are a person in your thirties, what kind of ancient times were you when you were young?"

Xu Du: "..."

"Anyway, at that time, most of the shops didn't apply for a certificate, and they didn't care about it at ordinary times. Occasionally, some people from above would make a formality. Unfortunately, the steamed stuffed bun shop I was talking about was caught and fined. At that time, everyone Say that store is unhygienic, don't go to eat or something."

Zhou Jixing: "Did you hear that?"

Xu Du: "Well, I didn't understand it when I was young, but when I grow up, I always think of what I said when I passed by that aunt's shop, and I always want to apologize. I don't know if it's because of this, but for his cabbage buns. Especially the taste of memory, now there are almost no cabbages in the steamed stuffed bun shop, and my mother will make it once in a while.”

Zhou Jixing was silent for a moment, and then said, "How old were you then?"

"How big is it..." Xu Du grabbed the bun and raised his head to recall, "First and second grade, about six or seven years old."

Zhou Jixing: "If you are that age, you can forgive yourself."

"No, no, no." Xu Du smiled, "I don't have such a deep sense of guilt, well, I'm a person who is very good at forgetting things I don't want to think about, but occasionally I feel a little guilty, occasionally..."

This is not the first time Xu Du has had a heart-to-heart talk with him, although this time Xu Du is not as serious as last time, and his words are all about the ease of recalling the past, even though Xu Du and Zhou Jixing still quarrel every time they meet, even though they last time Seconds are still facing each other, but at the moment they are very calm, they are sitting opposite each other on the bed, on the table is a late-night snack that is not very good looking, this kind of atmosphere is a bit like family chatter.

In the next second, Xu Du screamed in excitement, with a bun in his left hand and one in his right, he danced and said, "I got it! Aww!"

Zhou Jixing pulled his face down: "...Xu Du, can you see me after eating?"

Xu Du: "What's the relationship? It's just two anyway."

Zhou Jixing: "Are you sure you didn't just want to tear each one apart and take a look?"

Xu Du was guilty for a moment, and then he stuffed the two buns in his hand into his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, this idiot still couldn't swallow it, he got himself stuck, and fumbled around with both hands, looking for water. , murmured indistinctly in his mouth.

He couldn't find it, and he was so suppressed that his physical tears came out, so he could only point to himself for help, the only normal person in the room.

"Stupid!" Zhou Jixing patted him on the back several times forcefully, "Spit it out! Save it for reincarnation!"

Xu Du puffed out his cheeks, stretched his neck and looked back at him, his eyes were tearful, and he didn't know what he said.

Zhou Jixing really didn't know how he understood it. He took a plate and put it in front of him. Xu Du finally vomited it out. As soon as he came out, he coughed a series of times suddenly, as if he was about to cough up his lungs.

Zhou Jixing guessed that he was choking, so he ran on his back a few times, then jumped out of bed, took the mineral water prepared in the room, opened it for him, Xu Du's hands fluttered to take it, took it again Unsteady, but fortunately Zhou Jixing had quick eyesight and quick hands, he held Xu Du's hand and filled him with half a bottle of water.

Xu Du has never felt so clearly - I, Xu Hansan, are alive again!

Xu Du rubbed his palms against his eyes, rubbing the oozing tears into his palms: "Fuck, thank you."

Zhou Jixing: "You're welcome, I'm afraid you'll die, and I'm the first suspect."

Xu Du: "Can't you say something nice?"

Zhou Jixing: "Is this your attitude towards your savior?"

After Xu Du was speechless with six ellipses, he decided to endure him for a night because he did help him.

Surviving the catastrophe, Xu Du patted his stomach and lay down directly. He exhaled a long breath: "Don't eat, don't eat, let me take it easy."

Zhou Jixing rolled his eyes, then cleaned up what Xu Du vomited just now, and even moved the table down.

When he turned around, Xu Du's feet had already kicked out of the quilt, and the white quilt and gray socks were mixed together.

Zhou Jixing lowered his eyes: "Why are you here when you have nothing to do?"

"You think I think so." Xu Du lying down didn't prevent him from rolling his eyes. In fact, he liked the time lying down like this. Touching his belly, he felt a feeling of slowly becoming salty. "My mother said she has sharp eyes, It can be seen that your family is not as harmonious and happy as mine."

Zhou Jixing's expression changed when he heard the word family.

It's a pity that Xu Duxiang didn't watch it at all during the process of "slowly becoming salty".

Xu Du: "She said that you and I are both men, so don't mind who is more active. Since we are already a family, I will take you to fly together warmly."

As soon as he heard this, he knew that Xu Du had changed more than half of Mr. Zhuang's original words.

But the general meaning is correct.

"Oh, that's right." The lamp is hanging on the ceiling, and you will feel a little dizzy if you look at it for a long time. Xu Du blinked, then raised an arm to block his eyes, and continued: "My mother won't let me follow the Since you said this, I always suspected that she wanted to treat you like a frog, and if you boiled in warm water for a long time, you would not be able to leave our house."

Zhou Jixing opened his mouth, slightly stiff: "Then what do you tell me?"

"It's nothing." Xu Du turned his face and looked at him, "I just think that most of what my mother meant is right, but well, I don't think there is any need to care so much. After listening to others say that I am pitiful and unlucky after a long time, Then he will really feel poor and unfortunate, won't he?"

Zhou Jixing looked at the salted fish on the bed with his eyes closed, his expression soft and enjoying, he stroked his belly, and said slowly: "It's like I apologize to the proprietress of the bun shop, I will remember it, but it won't be The burden of my life is just like Tao Zheng, just like that little brat you caught last time, if he can’t even calm himself down, no matter how he lives, he will feel that he is unlucky.”

.........

Hotels that focus on privacy are not very lively during the day, men and women are independent individuals, shuttling on the same road.

In the early morning, the night was deep, and there was no one in the corridor, and no sound other than his own footsteps could be heard.

Of course, no one knows what everyone is doing in a room with excellent sound insulation.

Stepping on the soft carpet, Zhou Jixing walked through the long corridor and opened the room with the key card. As soon as he entered, he saw Li Cheng sitting in his room: "Why are you here?"

Li Cheng was holding a notebook and laying in a chair covered with a blanket. In fact, he was so sleepy that tears came out: "Waiting for you, where have you been? Are you looking for Xu Du again?"

Zhou Jixing took off his coat, hung it aside, and rolled up his cuffs: "Talking to myself doesn't have the effect of changing the topic."

Li Cheng: "..."

"Okay, okay, let me confess." Li Cheng closed his laptop, put it on the table, rolled himself up with a blanket, and then gave Zhou Jixing a suggestive look, "You know, I'm here to hide hide."

How many years have Zhou Jixing known Li Cheng? Li Cheng knows everything about him, and he also knows a lot about Li Cheng. Hundreds of times, I couldn't explain clearly, firstly because I did know him since childhood, and secondly because this childhood sweetheart who was a head taller than him was very popular with his wife.

Li Chengke: "Of course, I didn't sleep mainly because I was waiting for you to come back."

Zhou Jixing: "Yes."

Zhou Jixingdu stepped into the bathroom, Li Cheng heard the sound of water in it, and stretched his neck: "Hey, I'm asking you, why did Xu Du come to you! You are like this, I am very uneasy as a manager! "

The line of Zhou came out: "It's nothing, go to sleep."

Li Cheng: "... I feel even more uneasy if you do this."

The suite has a living room and two rooms. There is no need for Li Cheng to squeeze into the same bed with Zhou Jixing. Before Zhou Jixing came back, he almost fell asleep just dozing off. What's going on, you've had enough troubles this year, and next year your financial contract will come, and I'm still waiting to raise the price with the company, do you hear me?"

Li Chengxu babbled for a long time, and Zhou Jixing lay with his back facing him, pretending to be dead to the end.

When Li Cheng was about to give up going to sleep, Zhou Jixing suddenly said, "Will you give half of your family to others?"

Li Cheng was taken aback: "What?"

Zhou did not say a few lines, he tossed his hands from the quilt twice: "It's nothing, go to sleep."

.........

Xu Du left on the second day, and this time he still didn't say goodbye. Sometimes he and Zhou Jixing seemed to know each other very well and could talk heart-to-heart, and sometimes they seemed so cold that they didn't contact each other for a month and just quarreled.

Xu Du returned to work, Tao Zheng came to the hospital again, this time his father brought him here, the man was as dull and silent as before on the rooftop.

After the inspection, Xu Du praised: "The control is good, keep it up, and the precautions are still the same, so I won't repeat them."

Tao Zheng touched his butt and hissed. The treatment was much more painful than when he got genital warts, and the process was much more patient. Xu Du could see that he endured it very well.

It is said that boys mature overnight, and Tao Zheng, who is sharp and sharp, has become much quieter and more stable.

Xu Du asked casually: "How was your school day?"

"Not much." Tao Zheng curled his lips, and then choked out a sentence, "I don't understand."

Xu Du wasn't surprised at all: "Are you in your third year of high school? He has been working hard for three years, and you want to surpass him after only a few days of seriousness. Does he not want to lose face?"

Tao Zheng fell silent.

Xu Du snorted, then raised his hand, and touched his head. His hair had been dyed back to black a long time ago, and he didn't seem to be pretending to be mature, which made it more pleasing to the eye: "I'm not a person who can comfort people. .”

Tao Zheng had a stubborn face, but he didn't avoid Xu Du's hand: "Nonsense."

A person who advises people not to commit suicide is always scolding, what kind of good words do you expect him to comfort?

Xu Du withdrew his hand, he was about the same height as Tao Zheng, and his eyes on the mask were exactly opposite to Tao Zheng: "So try to let me praise you, I am better at this."

Tao Zheng's face turned red immediately, and this person who satirized middle-aged and old people's cold jokes and pure feelings blushed himself, he pushed Xu Du away in a fit of embarrassment, and ran out quickly.

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched, and he was about to get some hot water when he went out, when he saw Xiao He talking to Tao Zheng's father, the little girl gestured back and forth, Xu Du knew what she was comforting without listening.

young life.

So is Xiao He, and so is Tao Zheng.

I don't know if it's because I'm old, seeing the vitality and beauty of youth will always give birth to a kind of joy.

.........

Xiao He is also very busy recently, busy with work and preparing for the confession, which is really strange. Girls are obviously the easiest to be moved, but they are also the best at preparing surprises.

Xu Du: "Are you going to do it in the hospital?"

"No way." Xiao He shook his head, "It's as if the only thing left in our life is the hospital, it's too monotonous."

Xu Duu: "That's right, are you ready?"

Xiao He: "It's not close, please help me to see, Du Zhilin likes the golden cake of this restaurant, but also likes the tiger skin egg of another restaurant, and I also think the spicy chicken diced of this restaurant is good, do you think Chinese food Okay, or Western food? Xiao Jin said that there is a Russian restaurant on Wenjing Road, and the taste is also good?"

While talking, Xu Du didn't get dizzy, Xiao He himself got dizzy first: "My God, why are there so many, which one should I choose?"

Xu Du: "Which one do you usually go to with him?"

"The most." Xiao He blurted out, "Hotpot, it's an old shop, and the decoration is still red and green, it's too boring."

Xu Du: "But you are suddenly so solemn, will Dr. Du be frightened?"

Xiao He thought about it, and with Du Zhilin's temperament, it was really possible, so she broke down even more: "I don't want me to remember that my confessions are all red and green!"

Xu Du was happy, and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, we'll talk about it after people cheated."

When Xiao He heard it, he also thought: "Okay! Let's go to the hot pot! I can bear it! It's a big deal to change to a longer-lasting foundation!"

Xiao He's problem is obviously not as simple as the restaurant. She herself is so entangled with the matter that she is dying. When it comes to Xu Du, it's similar to his multiple-choice question. You are such a good person! When I succeed, I will give you a big red envelope!"

Xu Du smiled: "Okay."

The little girl's eyes were piercing: "I will definitely succeed, right!"

Xu Du: "Well, yes, if it doesn't work, I will eat the chair live."

Xiao He: "Hahahaha, well, I kind of want to fail."