The Boyfriend Return Policy

"Where are they all from?"

In an instant, those people who shouted "I love you" and gave birth to monkeys suddenly looked like the students who skipped class in front of the class teacher.

"I'm a local..."

"Wuhan."

"From Jinan."

……

Zhou Jixing frowned when he heard that someone came from Tibet by train for two days: "Does your family know when you come out?"

Some people said they knew, while others bowed their heads and remained silent.

Zhou Jixing: "Where do you plan to live at night?"

"We booked a room nearby, and we all squeeze together."

"I just want to come and see you. The two o'clock train will leave later."

"I'll go with her."

……

Xu Du listened to the voice over there, squatted down, picked up the phone, and found that the phone had hit a rock, and the tempered film was broken into spider webs centered on one corner. Xu Du felt distressed, he squatted there, and Like a mushroom, he took a breath and tore off the broken tempered film.

Zhou Jixing should seldom talk about this to his fans, he spent a long time educating them so earnestly that each of them looked like eggplants beaten by Shuang, although Xu Du felt that most of them were pretending to be for Zhou Jixing to see.

Let Zhou Jixing educate them on this, just like writing "smoking is harmful to health" on every cigarette package, just like Tanmei authors educating readers not to be too rotten when they see people too much.

Scolding idols, I'm probably having fun in my heart.

Xu Du raised his hand and looked at the torn-off tempered film to the sky. The broken lines had a strange beauty in the dark.

Zhou Jixing finished his education, and asked Li Cheng to arrange their overnight stay: "Xiaobing, send..."

Zhou Jixing turned around: "Who is leaving tonight?"

The two girls raised their hands: "Brother...Brother, my car at night."

"Yeah." Zhou Jixing turned around and said to Xiaobing, "Send them to the station and be careful."

Xiaobing: "Okay, Brother Xing."

Xu Du stood up, just in time to see Zhou Jixing's fans, whose backs were turned, whispering and laughing.

"Tsk."

He turned his eyes slightly, and the originally indifferent eyes suddenly froze.

That feeling of being locked up in the dark.

You must have read it wrong... He must have read it wrong...

Xu Du panicked a little, as he was thinking, the person who had been staring at him for three seconds suddenly stepped forward, and the direction was Xu Du's side.

Xu Du: "..."

No!Stay strong!

As I said before, the noise was not far from Xu Du, and Zhou Jixing proved Xu Du's feeling with practical actions.

He only walked a dozen or so steps before reaching Xu Du's side.

The three-dimensional square is a very wonderful geometric shape, like the corner of a house, he is here, Zhou Jixing is there, darkness is here, light is there...

Xu Du's eyelashes trembled slightly, and in the next second, he was arrested, really arrested... Zhou Jixing grabbed his back collar, squinted his eyes slightly, with a threatening demeanor: "It's really you!" ?”

Xu Du weakly raised one hand, waving in the same way as a lucky cat: "Hey."

"Hey." Zhou Jixing let go of his hands. His appearance is different from the one who scolded the fans' pig heads just now. It looks a little disgusting, and in terms of image, it is the four different images of a bull's head, ponytail, rabbit ears, rhinoceros and feet.

Anyway, Xu Du couldn't tell what kind of emotion he felt when he saw him that week.

It's all like this, Xu Du can only be more natural: "My mother asked me to bring you warmth, have you had dinner yet?"

Zhou Ji stabbed: "You didn't check the time either?"

Zhou Jixing obviously knew that Xu Du had watched the whole play silently in the corner.

Yes yes yes, my fault.

Xu Du: "That's fine, I'll turn around and eat it by myself."

Xu Du!A dashing man!A man like the wind!A man who can sail a boat in his belly!

Such an excellent man, how could he care about everything with such a pighead like Zhou Jixing, so after Xu Du said "that's okay", he turned around and was about to leave with his thermos.

"Who told you to go." Zhou Jixing grabbed his hand, and within two seconds, he let go, "Fuck! What the hell."

"Oh." Xu Du raised his hand, the broken tempered film in his hand was still shining under the light, "Tempered film."

Zhou Jixing: "You're out of your mind! Put this in your hand!"

Xu Duxin said that it wasn't to scare you.

Xu Du: "I let you take it? More than three times? Double it by [-], turn to me, I just pay the rent."

Zhou Jixing said, "It's only [-] this time? Does it mean that you can't live in a room with [-]? Do you want me to hug you again and make it up?"

Xu Du clenched his teeth subconsciously, and he really wanted to call him a face: "Come on, I don't want to be a fool if I have money?"

Xu Du's sentence was purely because his quarrel with Zhou Jixing was more serious than one sentence. Whoever took the initiative to give way was not a man. He secretly thought about how to reply later, whether Zhou Jixing would scold him for worshiping money or scold him It's worthless...Suddenly, the vision went dark, the body was squeezed into the opponent's arms, and the arms were wrapped around his back...

Xu Du was stunned.

Zhou Jixing clicked his chin on the top of Xu Du's head: "The second time is [-]?"

His voice came out numbly, and Xu Du could hear the exclamation of the fans, and the heat was rising on his face.

Zhou Jixing laughed, very complacent, as if he had expected that Xu Du's face would be very fond of this trick.

Xu Du lifted his knee violently and slammed it into that indescribable position.

"I...fuck..."

Xu Du can imagine how painful Zhou Jixing is, the kind of pain that I can't even finish talking.

Zhou Jixing staggered back a few steps. Relying on the burden of being an idol, he was strong enough not to fall to the ground. Xu Du smiled: "I admire you, then bear with it slowly, I'll go first."

Xu Du turned around, picked up the thermos bucket he had brought all the way, and left in a very happy mood, humming a battle song by himself when he left.

"Xu-du-"

Zhou Jixing gritted his teeth.

"Ah, that's right." Xu Du turned around, smiling undiminished, "It's not six thousand, it's six thousand six, remember to turn to me when you turn around, goodbye big star."

.........

Although the six thousand and six hadn't arrived in the account yet, Xu Du felt relieved after opening the room.

He stood at the front desk, in front of the lady at the front desk was a polite smile, on which was the price of today, and then... the room price of [-] has risen to [-], which is awesome.

Didn't Zhou Jixing say that he can only sleep in a bed of two thousand and six?Since there are no more at this price, Xu Du took out his ID card from his wallet and handed it to the receptionist: "Please, please open me the cheapest room for one night."

Front desk lady: "OK."

The cheapest, clean, big bed, and the most important thing is that there is an independent bathroom. Xu Du is very satisfied. He put the insulated bucket on the table, opened it, and for so long, there is no such thing as an insulated bucket. What's the effect, the spring rolls are already gone, and the lard on the braised pork has formed lumps.

Xu Du took a look and shook his head: "It seems that no one favors you."

He put down the lid of the thermos and turned around: "Take a shower."

When taking a bath in winter, the struggle is before taking off your clothes, and the coolness is when you apply fragrance to the hot water.

Standing under the shower, Xu Du raised his head and closed his eyes, letting the running water slide down his face, almost every cell in his body was singing: This is the feeling that is so refreshing~

The distance between higher animals and animals is gradually widening. Human beings have emotions and intelligence and stand at the top of the biological chain, but sometimes there is no difference between the two. In the cold winter, animals with temperature changes will choose to hibernate in order to survive well. And human beings also become forgetful in order to live well.

Just like Xu Du now, after taking a bath, who is that beast on Zhoujixing?Who is that beast?What is who?Oh, I forgot, anyway, this bath is quite refreshing.

When he was wrapped in a bath towel and his hair hadn't dried yet, he heard a knock on the door. Xu Du, who had just refreshed himself, was in a very happy mood, and all the defense systems hadn't been restarted. Even he had come to this place, except for a few days Who else would look for him without thinking about it, and opened the door directly.

Then...he stared at Zhou Jixing for 10 minutes.

The corner of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched, unable to bear it any longer: "How long are you going to die here?"

A drop of water fell from Xu Du's hair that was so wet in front of his forehead that it hit his nose, and it burst open.

Xu Du: "...Why are you here?"

Zhou Jixing rolled his eyes, looking at him is like looking at an idiot, he pushed Xu Du away, playing his usual spirit of "no matter where it is, it's up to me, just like my family", and walked in the door: "I should be asking you that."

After all, a room of six hundred and eight cannot compare with a room of two thousand and six.

Zhou Jixing glanced at it, and muttered: "I can't stop at two thousand and six, and I've been looking for a six hundred and eighty one for a long time."

"Because it's increased by 200 yuan." Xu Du said very honestly, "So it's no longer the Liuliu it was before."

Besides, they are all six, so why should they be treated differently!

At six hundred and eighty, he lived in a very painful place, okay?

Zhou Jixing: "...Close the door, how long are you still standing there in shame?"

"!" Xu Du pursed his lips, and tied the bath towel around his waist so fiercely, "I want—you—care—"

Zhou Jixing shifted his gaze slightly, and saw the thermos bucket on the table. This very homely item seemed out of place in a hotel where guests might change every night.

He walked over and took a look inside the thermos with his hands on the edge. Although time had made them no longer as delicious as they were at the beginning, he could still see their essence.

It's one o'clock in the morning, there is no cloud or rain, the room at this price in this place reveals an old smell, and a hotel-specific smell, that smell seems to tell everyone clearly that this is not home .

That idiot Xu Du came out of the bathroom after changing into his bathrobe. It looked like he had no clothes on. He walked out with his head down, turning the strap of the bathrobe back and forth to find a comfortable position.

Such an idiot, after sitting on the plane for a long time, it seemed that he was still waiting at the door for a long time, and all he brought was a few steamed buns and a few dishes of side dishes.

Zhou Jixing: "Are you an idiot?"

Xu Du was taken aback when he heard the words, and then raised his head: "I'll go, does your mouth have other functions besides scolding me?"

Being scolded by Zhou Jixing for a few words, Xu Du has long been used to it, and he didn't take it seriously. He said something casually, and then saw the thermos next to Zhou Jixing: "Oh, you saw it, My mother asked me to bring it, but it was too cold to eat."

Day of the week: "Call room service."

Xu Du thought for a while: "Don't bother her at such a late hour..." Well...

Zhou Jixing compared the numbers: "The salary of the waiters here is this amount."

"How can this be called an interruption!" Xu Du's words changed quickly, and he actually expressed a feeling of righteous indignation, "This is the essence of work, it is no different from working overtime on weekends! Call! You must call! You don't call I'm in a hurry with you!"

Zhou Jixing snorted: "Stupid."

Xu Du used the landline in the room to call the front desk, while listening to Zhou Jixing's inexplicable sentence "Idiot".

Just do it, you'll be happy.

As expected of a hotel with a minimum price of [-], after a while, a waiter came up to take away the insulated bucket, and after a while, brought up the hot food, and thoughtfully provided two pairs of chopsticks: "Be careful it's hot"

Xu Du took it: "Thank you."

When the waiter left, Xu Du turned his head, and the big star was still smoking by the window.

Xu Du stuck out his tongue at his back, be careful and I told Li Cheng.

"Hey, it's all right."

"Yeah." Zhou Jixing stubbed out his cigarette and walked over.

Apart from the TV cabinet, room [-] did not have a separate desk. Xu Du specially asked for one from the front desk and put it on the desk. He slipped under the covers and said, "You'll be living here for a month."

Zhou Jixing: "Well, I basically live here when filming here."

Xu Du secretly calculated the rent for a week and a month, and Xu Du, whose monthly salary was less than his rent for a week, deeply felt the gap between the rich and the poor.

Zhou Jixing took the chopsticks and said slowly: "The waiters here will not make a fuss when they see anyone. They are already very tired from filming every day, and they don't have the energy to deal with it."

Xu Du: "You mean those fans today?"

Zhou Jixing picked up a steamed stuffed bun, took a bite slowly, and said nothing.

Xu Du thought for a moment: "You wouldn't give each of them two thousand six, no, two thousand eight, would you?"

Zhou Jixing gave Xu Du a look.

Xu Du felt that Zhou Jixing's dislike of him had become so proficient that it became a subconscious action.

Zhou Jixing: "I can't give them encouraging behavior, it will only make them crazier. What I can do is to ensure their safety tonight."

Xu Du probably also felt that the previous sentence was a bit stupid, so he coughed and changed the topic, which was similar to Mr. Zhuang's - stiff and very forceful.

Xu Du: "Hey, what's your stuffed bun?"

Zhou Jixing didn't say a word, and took another bite. This time, Xu Du also saw the cabbage inside without him saying anything.

"Ah, cabbage, cabbage is delicious." Xu Du's attention was actually diverted by his own topic. Among the remaining four buns, he looked at the white and fat buns and muttered: "It's all Is one trapped?"

Zhou Jixing: "Did you eat at home?"