The Boyfriend Return Policy

Tao Zheng was speechless for a moment.

Xu Du didn't say anything in the end, just said: "Go upstairs."

Tao Zheng followed Xu Du upstairs, it was getting late, and the only sound of footsteps was the two of them in the corridor.

Tao Zheng dragged his voice lazily: "Doctor Xu, Xu Du, why did you bring me here?"

When he arrived at the place, Xu Du took out the key to open the door, and went in by himself after opening the door: "Find a pair of slippers and put on yourself."

Because of his mother's hard work, Xu Du's house has been surprisingly clean recently.

Xu Du casually threw the key on the shoe cabinet, and took off his coat as he walked in.

Tao Zheng stood at the door without moving.

Xu Du had already poured himself a glass of water, and it looked the same as usual.

After he finished drinking the water, he turned his head, as if he had noticed that Tao Zheng hadn't come in: "Do you still want me to invite you?"

Tao Zheng: "Doctor Xu."

Xu Du: "Say."

"are you……"

Xu Du suddenly didn't want to hear it anymore.

But Tao Zheng continued on: "Are you afraid that the big star thinks you are inexperienced in bed?"

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched: "...Believe it or not, I took off my slippers and beat you now!"

Tao Zheng: "I'm serious, Dr. Xu."

Xu Du didn't speak?

Tao Zheng concluded: "We have collided."

Three seconds later, Xu Du's slippers flew over.

"You can tell, right? Huh?" Xu Du picked up the other slipper, "Also, who is it!"

Tao Zheng raised one leg and stood at the door: "Don't tell me you are."

After finishing speaking, he turned his eyes over Xu Du and confirmed, "I don't even believe it if I beat him to death."

Xu Du: "..."

…………

Five minutes later, Tao Zheng obediently sat next to Xu Du, slightly aggrieved: "You are more violent than that big star."

Holding the teacup, Xu Du raised his eyelids: "Did he beat you?"

Tao Zheng: "No! We fought evenly, it's a battle between men."

Xu Du: "The evenly matched ones were dragged back?"

Tao Zheng: "...a man will inevitably miss."

Xu Du finished drinking the hot water, stood up, and yawned by the way, he was so tired, this day had exhausted his energy for a week: "You can sleep here tonight, I'll get you a quilt."

Tao Zheng sat there without saying a word.

Xu Du yawned and left. After a while, he came back with the quilt in his arms: "Wash my feet before going to bed. If you leave any smell in my quilt, I'll kill you."

"Why on earth did you bring me back?"

Tao Zheng suddenly became more serious.

Xu Du glanced at him: "Because I'm going to have an operation on you tomorrow, I'm afraid that you will run away before the operation."

"It's not necessary." Tao Zheng raised his eyes to look at him, "For a person like me, I would be happy if I ran away from your hospital."

Xu Du nodded: "I'm very happy. By the way, I wasted 100 yuan of taxi fare to catch you today. Remember to pay me back later."

He patted his mouth as he spoke, and yawned continuously, "I'm sleeping, don't disturb me."

As he said that, he lazily entered the room with his slippers on, and Liu Taozheng sat there alone with the little pink quilt on the bed, seemingly thinking.

In fact, Xu Du didn't fall asleep immediately, he was lying on the bed, and the only light source in the room - the mobile phone screen, was casting light and shadow on Xu Du's face.

Xu Duban raised his eyelids and saw the Weibo that Zhou Jixing just posted——

A few days a week: peace (picture)

While Xu Du was thinking about it, he tapped his finger, and the picture was opened. The photo was taken very horizontally, showing Zhou Jixing's long legs at a glance. Zhou Jixing trapped Xu Du under his arm, as if A smile is not a smile, Xu Du saw on his face... shyness, fuck!

Xu Du closed his eyes: "Ah, it's really dirty."

Give him a pair of eyes that haven't seen this picture!

On the night of Christmas Eve, red socks are hung all over the streets of the commercial street. Men and women wear accessories related to the show. The food stalls are booming. There is a long queue at the door of the milk tea shop. in the corner……

In the increasingly dense night, Xu Du felt drowsy.

Goodnight world...

.........

When Xu Du was 30 years old, he ushered in the second spring of maternal love. Teacher Zhuang has been running to him recently, and Xu Du is used to running.

Teacher Zhuang carried the tofu brain and tea eggs bought outside the community, and while standing at the door changing shoes, he yelled inside: "Son! Xu Du! Are you awake?"

Xu Dugen, as always, failed to agree immediately.

Teacher Zhuang was not surprised either. She carried the breakfast and walked through the hallway to the living room. She just casually looked at it and was stunned.

In her son's house, there was an unknown object lying on the sofa, wrapped in a quilt like a silkworm chrysalis, its face was not exposed, but its yellow hair was exposed.

This yellow hair... If Zhou Jixing hadn't suddenly dyed his head, then...

The truth was shocking, Mr. Zhuang stepped back in shock, and——

"Xu Du!!!"

There was a thud in the room, and so was the person on the sofa. Tao Zheng opened his eyes blankly, with a bewildered expression on his face.

5 minute later.

Xu Du moved his knees: "Mom..."

Teacher Zhuang: "Kneel down!"

Xu Du knelt back again: "Listen to my explanation..."

Mr. Zhuang: "What's there to explain! Our old Xu's family doesn't have such an embarrassing person!"

Xu Du: "..."

Early in the morning, Xu Du hadn't fully woken up from his doze, his hair was a mess, and he hadn't completely passed yesterday's exhaustion.

Teacher Zhuang: "Does Xiao Zhou know about this?"

"Ah?" Xu Du raised his head and subconsciously said, "I know."

"Ouch!" Mr. Zhuang slapped his palm, which is called a man who hates iron but can't make steel. After the slap, he still felt out of breath. He slapped Xu Du, who was baffled by the slap, "How did I give birth to you?" Such a beating thing! How many times have I told you! Be loyal to your feelings! You can't let others down! Why do you..."

Teacher Zhuang couldn't go on talking, and he was heartbroken: "Oh, my heart."

Xu Du hurried to help him: "Calm down, don't get angry."

Teacher Zhuang slapped him on the shoulder: "It's not because of you, you little bastard! What face do you want your old lady to use to meet your ancestors!"

Xu Du: "No, I really have nothing to do with him."

"You're lying to ghosts." Mr. Zhuang pointed to the outside door, "You have nothing to do with him, you take him home?"

"No!" Xu Du couldn't argue, "It's not that it doesn't matter, it's the kind of relationship you think."

it is good.

Send the title.

Teacher Zhuang raised his voice: "You said just now that it has nothing to do with him!"

Xu Du: "..."

Forget it.

So be it.

When Xu Du was young, he didn't take it seriously when he was a single dog or a solo mother. He never felt that he had to be with anyone. On the contrary, he was more comfortable and free when he was alone.

As he gets older, the disadvantages of not being in a relationship come up. For example, now, Xu Du can't tell the truth with a hundred words, and there is a trace of broken jars and broken pieces in his words.

"I thought you said what you did wrong! If I knew it was such a shameful thing, what would I do to comfort you! Just let you plunge into the river!" Teacher Zhuang was so angry that he kept talking. Like a cannonball, "It's a good thing your dad said today that I can hardly feel the warmth of the family in me. If I don't make him breakfast today, he will run away from home. I didn't pay attention to him. I just went to your place." Yes! You bastard! It pisses me off!"

Xu Du: "..."

When Xu Du had given up resisting, Teacher Zhuang used her woman's trump card: "Okay! You don't even bother to defend yourself now, do you! Why don't you learn from your father!"

Xu Du: "..."

It is always difficult for a man to understand a woman's brain circuit. It's not true if you say it, or it's not true if you don't say it. Xu Du didn't expect that it was Zhou Jixing who saved him.

Zhou Jixing's phone call came at this time.

Mr. Zhuang took out his mobile phone and saw the number of Zhou's line, and his hands shook twice: "Xiao Zhou is calling now! Tell me what to do!"

Xu Du finally found a place to speak. As soon as his legs got up a little, he was pointed out by Mr. Zhuang and knelt back: "It's really not what you think, you ask Zhou how to do it! He was there yesterday!"

Teacher Zhuang looked at him with distrust in his eyes: "Really?"

"Really." Xu Du couldn't help but sigh.

"Then let me ask, if you lie to your mother, you will die." Teacher Zhuang turned around and answered the phone, "Hey, Xiao Zhou... You woke up early, it's not like you don't know Xu Du's virtue , I don’t come to see him, no one knows that he was lazy in the house that day..."

Xu Du listened to his mother's complaint with nothing in his mind.

"By the way, Xiao Zhou." Teacher Zhuang's voice changed, "Listen to Xu Du, you stayed with Xu Du yesterday... just the two of you? Oh, there is also a manager, right?"

Teacher Zhuang despised Xu Du.

Xu Du: "Patient, my patient."

Teacher Zhuang continued to talk to Zhou Jixing on the other end of the phone: "Oh, Xu Du brought someone else, right?"

Xu Du's cell phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated, and Xu Du's legs, which were already numb from kneeling, trembled. He took out the cell phone and looked at it.

Z.: How do you think I should answer your mother later?

Xu Du: "..."

He stamped fiercely on the screen: What do you want?

Z.: I haven’t thought about it yet

Z.: I owe it first

Xu Du, who has already owed a request and has not paid it back: "..."

Teacher Zhuang's voice was close by, listening to her, Zhou Jixing was probably procrastinating with her, and was just waiting for Xu Du to make a reply.

Taking advantage of the fire to rob this kind of thing, a few trips a week is once familiar with the second time.

Xu Du: OK OK OK

Xu Du: Hurry up, I'm going to work

I didn't reply for several weeks.

The two sentences that Xu Du sent later stayed on the screen.

Xu Du looked at those few words, no matter how displeased he was, he squeezed his phone and cursed.

Although Zhou Jixing took advantage of the fire to rob, it was quite dishonest, but he had to admit that he had excellent professional skills, because in less than 3 minutes, Mr. Zhuang turned from cloudy to sunny, making a dignified old lady over fifty years old giggle, Fortunately his father was not around, otherwise this old vinegar would have to be eaten.

After Mr. Zhuang put down his phone, he looked down at Xu Du who was kneeling obediently, and said kindly: "Okay, get up, keep kneeling, what are you talking about?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du supported the ground with one hand speechlessly, and slowly stood up: "Did you reply this time?"

Teacher Zhuang: "You are like a dumb person."

woman.

Always be reasonable.

But the truth is always set by them.

"It's such a simple matter, I couldn't explain it clearly for a long time." Teacher Zhuang sighed and shook his head, "It's better for Xiao Zhou to speak clearly. Hey, without him, how would you live alone."

Xu Du almost yelled: "Didn't I live well without him all the time!"

Teacher Zhuang waved his hand: "Okay, go and change clothes, if you delay, you will be late."

Xu Du wanted to leave at first, but when he reached the door, he still couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he turned around and asked, "How did Zhou Jixing tell you?"

Teacher Zhuang: "Let's say you are the same model as the kid outside, so you can't cuckold him."

Xu Du: "..."

Oh shit!

It would be better not to explain it!

Teacher Zhuang looked over: "What? It's not true?"

Xu Du endured the humiliation... Xu Du took the overall situation into consideration... Xu Du gritted his teeth and nodded: "It's true."

.........

Xu Du was very tired, very tired, he just wanted to solve this matter quickly, what happened to Zhou Jixing, Tao Zheng, what he didn't see was what he saw.

He really didn't want to play any cat-and-mouse games with Tao Zheng anymore, he would save money on the taxi, so he just gave up on the subway and threw Tao Zheng into the car.

As soon as Xu Du sat firmly on his buttocks, he gritted his teeth and sent back to Zhou Jixing: What nonsense are you talking to my mother! !

Zhou Jixing's answer is concise and clear: Isn't it true?

Xu Du: ...

Xu Du: What a fart! !

Xu Du: I'm straight!The steel bars are not as straight as I am!If you bend yourself, don't talk nonsense about others!

Xu Du looked at the series of exclamation marks he sent out, and felt that he had told the other party his dissatisfaction in a very serious manner, and hoped to make some corrections.

But... It's impossible to change Zhou Jixing, and it will never be possible.

Zhou Jixing: Is this your attitude when talking to creditors?

Xu Du's anger, I almost didn't bring it up, he even has a good temper for so many years, it's all for the sake of lasting life, and getting angry evenly, so as not to die of anger when he encounters a psychopath after he turns 30.

Jijixing Zhou: That kid knows me?

Before Xu Du could reply, Zhou Jixing suddenly said this sentence.

Xu Du turned his head slightly, glanced at Tao Zheng who was wearing earphones and pretended to be dead all morning.

Turning his gaze back to WeChat, Xu Du swore that with his broad mindedness, he really didn't intend to take revenge at all, and he didn't even have the vicious idea of ​​"it's better to piss him off".

He raised his finger and slowly landed on the ninth key of Pinyin.

It's sunny and good for fishing: he doesn't know you

Sunny days are good for fishing: but he suspected that you were not good in bed

The light from the screen reflected on Xu Du's face, and Xu Du raised a weird smile.

.........

"Hold."

People far away in City B held their phones and almost lost them.

"Brother." Xiaobing hurriedly stopped him, "What's wrong? Didn't you smile just now?"

Hearing Zhou Jixing's words, the phone didn't drop, and he just looked at Xiaobing: "Who is laughing? Who do you think is laughing?"

Xiaobing: "..."

I dare not say that...