The Boyfriend Return Policy

After a few minutes, Li Cheng and Xiao Bing, who came clanging and clanging behind, were panting heavily. They were obviously the same type of contestant as Xu Du—Xu.

Li Cheng looked at Xu Du, and finally he was able to stop. He pinched his waist with both hands, took a deep breath, and spoke incoherently: "How many lines?"

Xu Du: "Run away."

Li Cheng slapped his sky cap: "Fuck!"

Xiaobing: "Brother Li, shall we still chase?"

"Follow me." Li Cheng gave up. He took two breaths, then lit a cigarette, and took the first puff for a long time, slightly heavy, "Xu Du, what's going on? You brought it."

Xu Duen: "I brought him, and then he ran away."

Sometimes the tone is too flat and annoying, Li Cheng suddenly raised his voice: "Do you know where this is?"

Xiaobing startled Li Cheng: "Brother Li..."

Li Cheng pointed in the direction they came from: "Across the street, there is the party scene. Do you know the most about the scene? Is it a star? Is it a boss? It's a reporter!"

Xu Du was speechless.

Li Cheng: "Do you know why you are made to wait here! Do you know why you have to change cars just across the street? Everyone is tossing, what is this for? Isn't it to reduce the risk of uncertainty?"

Xu Du: "I'm sorry."

Xu Du said seriously.

Li Cheng took a deep puff on his cigarette and turned his eyes away. His professionalism made him quickly accept the result. He took out his mobile phone and called the public relations department. In one night, he didn't know how many people would accompany him.

Xu Du took Zhou Jixing's hand in his suit and gave it a firm shake.

Li Cheng finished the phone call: "Forget it, let's go back to the car first."

Seeing that Li Cheng had calmed down temporarily, Xiaobing breathed a sigh of relief, and stepped forward to pull Xu Du who seemed to have the best temper: "Xu, brother Xu, let's go back first."

Xu Du: "You guys go back first."

Li Cheng looked over.

Xu Du: "Zhou Jixing asked me to wait for him here."

It took only ten minutes, which became longer than the 10 minutes in the operating room. Xu Du stood there without moving his feet. Halfway through, Teacher Zhuang called. Xu Du looked forward to it, and then regained his composure.

Teacher Zhuang's voice came from the mobile phone: "Son, are you off work? Teacher Tian sent two home-raised chickens to your father today. Will you come back tomorrow? If you don't have time, I'll prepare them for you and send them to you." past."

Xu Du: "Mom."

Teacher Zhuang immediately heard something was wrong: "What's wrong?"

Xu Du: "I seem to have done something wrong."

There was a silence on the phone for three seconds, and then he said, "Are you guilty?"

Xu Du: "Yes."

"That's good." Mr. Zhuang said slowly, "Don't feel that guilt is worthless. These days, guilt is hard to come by, especially in a thankless profession like ours. Whose perspective is the priority, son , Let go of yourself first, let go of yourself, and then think about how to make up..."

While talking, someone came from the darkness.

To be precise, one person is clutching another person, and the other person is crying out for pain: "It hurts, it hurts! Let me go! I'm going to fuck you, oh, I was wrong, let me go!"

Xu Du held the phone with the screen close to his ear: "Mom, I see."

Zhou Jixing brought the man back.

Xu Du stood in front of the two of them.

Tao Zheng looked away uncomfortably.

Zhou Jixing didn't speak, and stood there alone in a strong body.

Tao Zheng tut: "Okay, don't look at me anymore, it's not that I want to follow you, don't let me run away..."

"Snapped--"

Very loud.

Tao Zheng widened his eyes.

Zhou Jixing was also taken aback for a moment.

Xu Du's slap was obviously serious. He put down his hand, and there was still a slap-shaped red mark on his face: "Let's go, Li Cheng is still waiting for us."

Xu Du turned around and walked ahead.

Tao Zheng was stunned, he was ready to be beaten up by Xu Du, but... the result was like this?

"Ow! Fuck!"

Zhou Jixing squeezed his wrist violently, and Tao Zheng screamed in pain, "Follow me."

In a long alley, three people walked one after the other, only Tao Zheng murmured.

……

"Brother Xing, you are back." Xiaobing was quite excited to see them coming back.

Li Cheng sat in the co-pilot's seat and was still on the phone. When he saw them coming back, he just gave them a contemptuous glance.

Zhou Jixing threw Tao Zheng on it: "Yes."

The low air pressure in the whole car made people at the bottom of the food chain like Xiaoice tremble, but the driver wearing sunglasses asked, "Where are we going now?"

Xiaobing looked at Zhou Jixing, Zhou Jixing seemed to be tired from running, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, Xiaobing looked at Li Cheng again.

Li Cheng: "I can't control them."

Xiaobing burst into tears, Brother Li, you can't control it anymore, who else can?who?

Unexpectedly, it was Xu Du who spoke last: "Are you still filming?"

Li Cheng: "Ask that ancestor."

The ancestor didn't speak, but his aura was very strong. Tao Zheng was really scared after being crushed all the way by this elder brother, so he didn't speak at this time.

"Forget it." Li Cheng turned to look at Xu Du, "Where are you going?"

Xu Du reported the address of his community.

Finally, with a goal, the driver brother started the car. Along the way, except for Li Cheng who kept calling, no one said anything.

When passing Yuanpan, the ancestor Zhou Jixing frowned unhappily: "It's so noisy."

Li Cheng was angry all night, and immediately exploded: "Noisy! You take it as my pleasure! Run as soon as you say! Do you know who you are! Do you know where this is!"

In the end, he just said a few words in a few lines: "No one took pictures, what are you arguing about?"

Li Cheng: "You..."

.........

On the bright night, the Internet is bustling with excitement, each family posts their own refined and beautiful photos, buys the hot search, buys the hot search, pulls down and steps up, pulls down and steps up.

Fans from all over the world have resorted to all kinds of martial arts to blow rainbow farts. Anyway, my sister’s skirt is better than your idol’s. Look at your idol, with such a thick waist, such a wide back, and such ugly legs, it’s so embarrassing Compared with my sister?Do you deserve it?How many to match?

Li Cheng called to arrange the work of the Propaganda Department, and he was the only voice in the whole car, and he didn't bother to say anything after Zhou Jixing was angry with him.

Li Cheng felt that the length of his life depended on how much trouble Zhou Jixing would cause him.

When they arrived at the community, Xu Du got out of the car first: "Hello."

When he said hello, several people in the car looked at him.

Tao Zheng got up rustlingly, still muttering: "What is it called..."

"I didn't call you." Xu Du didn't even look at him.

Tao Zheng: "..."

"Fuck!" Tao Zheng blushed, "Don't you know your name?"

Xiaobing stretched out her head and approached the seat next to Zhou Jixing: "Brother, Brother Xu seems to be calling you."

Zhou Jixing kept his arms crossed all the time. Hearing this, he barely raised his eyes.

Xu Du: "Come here."

Zhou Jixing looked at him with half-closed eyes.

Xu Du still couldn't be too kind to Zhou Jixing: "Will you die if you come here?"

"No." Zhou Jixing answered, "But I don't want to."

Xu Du: "..."

Fuck!

Sure enough, he still couldn't have a good temper with Zhou Jixing!

Xu Du hissed, then stretched out his hand suddenly, and grabbed Zhou Jixing. Zhou Jixing opened his eyes a little this time. His five fingers stuck in.

Everyone in the car: "??"

Xu Du held Zhou Jixing's hand.

Strong.

He buried his face, didn't look at Zhou Jixing's expression at all, took out his phone, took a picture of their hands, then quickly let go, jumped out of the car: "No money this time, I'll send you the photo back. "

Zhou Jixing, who was shaken for no reason: "..."

Li Cheng, who belatedly understood what Xu Du meant: "..."

"Let's go." Xu Du called Tao Zheng this time, "You still want to go with him if you don't come down?"

If one had to choose between Xu Du and Zhou Jixing, Tao Zheng, who was still suffering from back pain, chose Xu Du.

Xu Du held Tao Zheng and was about to leave, but Tao Zheng was unilaterally pulled by him: "Hey! Why are you leaving so fast!"

Xu Du: "Shut up."

Tao Zheng took a look and laughed, "You're blushing! Hahaha, why are you blushing?"

The temperature on Xu Du's face rose by another two degrees Celsius.

Tao Zheng didn't show consideration for Xu Du at all, and kept smiling: "Is there such innocence? You blush when you shake hands, Uncle Xu, you're already in your thirties!"

Snapped--

Xu Du slapped Tao Zheng on the back of the head.

Tao Zheng: "Fuck! Kill people and silence them!"

Xu Du told him with his eyes: try talking nonsense again?

"Xu Du!"

Xu Du looked at Tao Zheng.

Tao Zheng: "Look at what I'm doing, I didn't call you."

Xu Du's expression was subtle, he turned his head, and it turned out to be Li Cheng, because Li Cheng had already jumped out of the car: "Xu Du! Don't leave yet!"

Xu Du's eagerness was wrong: "I'll send you the photos back."

"No!" Li Cheng sighed, and explained: "I already clapped my hands last time! This time I have to change the action! Knocking cp also needs freshness!"

Xu Du: "..."

So he shook his hand for nothing?

Xu Du's expression gradually moved closer to life without love.

Tao Zheng gloated beside him.

Xu Du moved his head mechanically, and saw Zhou Jixing who was still sitting in the car looking at him with a half-smile, provocative and teasing.

Xu Du: "..."

That's what the time machine actually does...

When people can't wait to find a seam in the ground to get in, the time machine can take Xu Du back to 5 minutes ago, and then wake himself up with a slap.

Fortunately, it was at night, so there was a protective layer of blush, Xu Du reluctantly said, "What should I do then? Give me a hug?"

Holding hands and then hugging is the normal development route of love.

Although Xu Du has never been in a relationship, he has seen pigs run away.

He was ready to take the initiative to hold him for a few minutes, anyway, it only took a few seconds to take a photo.

As a result, Li Cheng thought for a moment and said, "Then give me a kiss."

Xu Du: "?"

"Will this develop too fast?"

Li Cheng looked at Xu Du, his eyes were very puzzled: "Aren't you guys playing a love game, are you going to hold hands, hug, kiss and go to bed step by step?"

That's what Xu Du thought: "..."

Li Cheng: "It's not the first time you kiss, why are you shy?"

Tao Zheng laughed beside him: "You guys are so low, you've hit a home run all day now!"

Xu Du wanted to kick him to death.

After Li Cheng arranged the position, he pointed to the side of the car: "Xu Du, you will lean here in a while."

Then he beckoned to Zhou Jixing who was still sitting in the car like an old man: "Jijixing, you come here, you are right here, pressing Xu Duqin."

"No." Xu Du was still making the final struggle. If he hadn't brought Tao Zheng there today, it wouldn't have happened like this. He didn't know what to do, and he struggled even more vainly, "This is not good."

Li Cheng looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Xu Du put his last hope on Zhou Jixing: "It's not me, it's him. Last time I drank some wine, it seemed like I kissed him, and I kept talking for a long time."

Zhou Jixing finally made a sound: "Looks like?"

Xu Du's eyes fluttered: "Just, maybe maybe..."

Zhou Jixing slammed the jacket off his lap, stepped down, and Xu Du's Adam's apple rolled heavily.

Hold.

Not really.

"Looks like a kiss?" Zhou Jixing lowered his eyes, patted his trouser legs, and said "Huh?" when he raised his eyes.

Xu Du: "..."

"You have a problem with me, don't you?"

Brother, this is not the only thing I have complaints about you?

Zhou Jixing put his hands in his pockets, his cuffs were rolled up when he came back with Tao Zheng, raised his eyebrows, and walked forward leisurely.

"Stop!" Xu Du stretched out his hand to block it, "I reject the plot of this kind of bloody idol drama!"

Time and time again, I really feel that I have contracted a fish pond, and I am a domineering president.

Just as Xu Du was about to go back, the hand in front of him was suddenly touched. First, the heel of the palm touched the heel of the palm, and the texture and temperature of the palm gradually touched. Xu Du suddenly dilated his pupils and clasped his fingers together. .

Zhou Jixing took a step forward, leaned over slowly, and seeing himself in Xu Du's eyes became clearer and clearer, he lowered his head and kissed Xu Du's forehead.

Xu Du's face turned red.

Li Cheng was also taken aback for a moment, and then quickly took pictures of Xiaobing: "Take pictures! Hurry up and take pictures!"

Xiaobing only reacted for a while, and hurriedly took out her mobile phone: "Oh! Oh! Take a picture!"

……

"Fuck!" Xu Du pushed Zhou Jixing away, "Are you fucking sick?"

Zhou Jixing lowered his eyes, glanced at the palm facing up, and then put his hand in his pocket with a smile: "I won't give you money this time, and I will send you the photo back."

Xu Du: "..."

Childish ghost!

Neuropathy!

Something is wrong!

……

During the short walk home, the heat on Xu Du's face never came down. He pulled Tao Zheng and walked forward without looking back. Of course, Tao Zheng would not let go of such a good opportunity to laugh at him: "Doctor Xu , is it your first time in love? You are so old, you can still blush just by kissing your forehead, oh, no, you blush when you hold hands."

"Hey, what are you talking about? How did you fall in love with me during that week? Looking at you, you probably haven't had sex yet, right? Isn't he a favorite place? Men don't have virgins, Dr. Xu Be careful to be played."

"I care about you. There is no good person in the entertainment industry. They go to bed as casually as drinking water. Doctor Xu, you are so innocent, be careful not to be photographed."

……

When he arrived downstairs in the apartment building, Xu Du stood still, and the heat on his face disappeared. He looked at Tao Zheng intently, and he was much calmer than before when he was facing Zhou Jixing.

Xu Du became Doctor Xu again.